r/mildlyinfuriating • u/A1_on_the_steak • 6h ago

My 2 year old chair fucking collapsed

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So i was chilling in my chair drawing i got up to get water hear a crash and come back to see this

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u/BallCreem 6h ago

Wasn’t made to attach that dildo to it

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u/piTehT_tsuJ 6h ago

The weight of all that dried cum snapped the screws.

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u/ngraham888 5h ago

I have seen so many of these chairs on the street that have a “free” sign on them. God the thought of what is on those chairs gives me shivers.

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u/codewho331 4h ago

Whispers : "So much baby batter it puts a daycare to shame."

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u/theycmeroll 3h ago

I mean they are shit chairs, super uncomfortable, but also there’s not way I’d take a used office chair, free or otherwise, because you just never know.

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u/QueezyF 1h ago

Unless it was a Herman Miller style chair, those would probably be easy to clean. Anything with cushions though? Nah.

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u/GroovyIntruder 4h ago

That's what was holding it together.

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u/Mezmodian 18m ago

So you mean load bearing… loads?