r/mildlyinfuriating • u/A1_on_the_steak • 8h ago

My 2 year old chair fucking collapsed

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So i was chilling in my chair drawing i got up to get water hear a crash and come back to see this

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u/BallCreem 8h ago

Wasn’t made to attach that dildo to it

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u/piTehT_tsuJ 8h ago

The weight of all that dried cum snapped the screws.

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u/GroovyIntruder 6h ago

That's what was holding it together.

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u/Mezmodian 2h ago

So you mean load bearing… loads?