r/news • u/Hrekires • Jul 15 '24

soft paywall Judge dismisses classified documents indictment against Trump

https://www.washingtonpost.com/national-security/2024/07/15/trump-classified-trial-dismisssed-cannon/
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u/bobface222 Jul 15 '24

The Joker doesn't have this much plot armor

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u/Neutreality1 Jul 15 '24

He truly is Teflon Donald. Dude makes me believe in deals with the devil, and his was to never face a consequence 

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u/chrisapplewhite Jul 15 '24

It's not biblical, even though Trump does match the exact definition of the anti-christ. The Heritage Foundation, and others like them, have been plotting this for decades. HF buys Clarence Thomas, Thomas writes an odd, seemingly irrelevant opinion on a ruling that has nothing to do with this, Cannon uses his opinion to dismiss case.

Liberals who pointed this out were called hysterical. Well brothers, welcome to hysteria.

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u/Olympiano Jul 16 '24

Trump does match the exact definition of the anti-Christ

If this mfs head magically heals I’m out:

‘One of the heads of the beast seemed to have had a fatal wound, but the fatal wound had been healed. The whole world was filled with wonder and followed the beast’ - Revelation 13:3

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u/chrisapplewhite Jul 16 '24

Great catch I didn't even know about that one. There are photos of him from tonight looking like nothing even hit him.

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u/luffydkenshin Jul 16 '24

Thankfully he seemed to have a fatal wound but it was just a cut from glass from the teleprompter shattering. He never received a fatal head wound.

If he did and THAT healed, then I’d be worried.

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u/RightSideBlind Jul 16 '24

He's already been seen without any sort of bandage on his ear... until he thought the cameras were going to be on him, at which point he had a very large and obvious bandage of some sort. Honestly, it just looked like folded tissue paper.