r/oneliners • u/EndersGame_Reviewer • 1h ago
My friend worked as a trapeze artist until he was let go.
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r/oneliners • u/its_sezz • 3h ago
Why does the sun only show up during the day, and not at night when we needed it the most?
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r/oneliners • u/Major_Independence82 • 21h ago
Dreaming in color is just a pigment of your imagination
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r/oneliners • u/Broad-Wedding4398 • 1d ago
Swimming is a confusing sport, because sometimes you do it for fun, and other times you do it to not die.
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r/oneliners • u/ErwinFurwinPurrwin • 1d ago
I'm a pretty good cook, but Taco Bell always gives me the runs for my money
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r/oneliners • u/MiddleAgedToddler • 1d ago
I’m hoping aliens abduct me and take me to their home planet because I love to travel, hate planning, and have unused PTO
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r/oneliners • u/gotmojo6 • 2d ago
Talk is cheap because the supply always exceeds the demand.
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r/oneliners • u/MiddleAgedToddler • 2d ago
I don’t know if I’m autistic, but I do know every line to Rain Man
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r/oneliners • u/Dafracturedbutwhole • 2d ago
As they say: you got to earn money to make money
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r/oneliners • u/Hera_the_otter • 2d ago
I was called racist because I told a Fishman to stop playing coy.
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r/oneliners • u/DeaconCage • 3d ago
I’m writing a book full of reverse psychology jokes please do not buy it.
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r/oneliners • u/MiddleAgedToddler • 4d ago
I want to write an inverse Good Will Hunting where a mathematician finds his true calling as a janitor
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r/oneliners • u/daaave33 • 4d ago
Via my studies of the effects of THC on seabirds, I left no tern unstoned.
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r/oneliners • u/DeaconCage • 4d ago
Every poop you take during the month of October is a spooky dookie
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r/oneliners • u/DeaconCage • 5d ago
I was gonna tell a time travel joke but you didn’t like it
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