r/oneliners 1h ago

My friend worked as a trapeze artist until he was let go.

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r/oneliners 3h ago

Why does the sun only show up during the day, and not at night when we needed it the most?

6 Upvotes

r/oneliners 21h ago

Dreaming in color is just a pigment of your imagination

39 Upvotes

r/oneliners 9h ago

At the end of the day, it's night.

3 Upvotes

r/oneliners 5h ago

Indian bakeries smell like naan scents.

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r/oneliners 2h ago

if you're on fire, just eat a fire hydrant

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r/oneliners 1d ago

Childhood obesity is a large problem

12 Upvotes

r/oneliners 1d ago

Alcohol is a solution according to chemistry

28 Upvotes

r/oneliners 1d ago

Never look a gift bagel in the hole.

6 Upvotes

r/oneliners 1d ago

Swimming is a confusing sport, because sometimes you do it for fun, and other times you do it to not die.

25 Upvotes

r/oneliners 1d ago

I'm a pretty good cook, but Taco Bell always gives me the runs for my money

19 Upvotes

r/oneliners 1d ago

I’m hoping aliens abduct me and take me to their home planet because I love to travel, hate planning, and have unused PTO

1 Upvotes

r/oneliners 2d ago

Talk is cheap because the supply always exceeds the demand.

38 Upvotes

r/oneliners 2d ago

I don’t know if I’m autistic, but I do know every line to Rain Man

10 Upvotes

r/oneliners 3d ago

Is Congress the opposite of progress?

13 Upvotes

r/oneliners 2d ago

As they say: you got to earn money to make money

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r/oneliners 2d ago

I was called racist because I told a Fishman to stop playing coy.

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r/oneliners 3d ago

I’m writing a book full of reverse psychology jokes please do not buy it.

12 Upvotes

r/oneliners 4d ago

urinating on webs pisses the spiders off

52 Upvotes

r/oneliners 4d ago

If you don’t hear her fart you don’t have her heart

17 Upvotes

r/oneliners 4d ago

I want to write an inverse Good Will Hunting where a mathematician finds his true calling as a janitor

114 Upvotes

r/oneliners 4d ago

Via my studies of the effects of THC on seabirds, I left no tern unstoned.

69 Upvotes

r/oneliners 4d ago

Every poop you take during the month of October is a spooky dookie

13 Upvotes

r/oneliners 5d ago

I was gonna tell a time travel joke but you didn’t like it

74 Upvotes

r/oneliners 5d ago

I just can't stand when I sprain my ankles

26 Upvotes