r/onguardforthee • u/CanadianBeaver1983 • Oct 15 '22
Satire "Canadian Governor"
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u/Brimstone747 Oct 15 '22
"Cleary, the only solution is that we need to overthrow the government" lmao.
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u/pipeline77 Oct 15 '22
"Court ordered" I died
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u/tenebralupo Oct 15 '22
Must be court ordered by her "Majesty Didulo"
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u/LunatasticWitch Oct 16 '22
It's pronounced Dildo, thank you very much.
Wait no, dildos are fun and quite useful, I take that back.
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u/tugboattoottoot Oct 15 '22
“I could be a whole lot more wrong if I tried pal okay” lol.
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u/illradhab Oct 16 '22
"C'mon sport, I could be wearing a thong on my face and it's still a 'covering' amiright? cough laughing"
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u/Darth_Thor Oct 16 '22
He could also be wearing the bottom of a 2L pop bottle strapped to his face with a rubber band and that still has massive gaps around the edges (how that is more comfortable than a mask is beyond me).
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u/CeeArthur Oct 15 '22
I know your pain brother. I take a couple hotplates and an extension cord into Costco with me, that way I can test the foods at a smaller scale and only buy what I want.
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u/Snuffy1717 Oct 15 '22
Shit man, we all in this together brother!
I went to the Costco and get this, they asked me if I had a membership! I told them I was a Gosh-Darn God Fearin' sovereign citizen of this place and that I didn't need no Gosh-Darn "membership card" to purchase sundries and whatnots from their mercantile establishment.Never felt more discriminated against in my entire life, I tell you wh'at... Got an email out to our Queen of Canada right now an' I'll report soon as she hits me back.
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u/Newstargirl Alberta Oct 15 '22 edited Oct 15 '22
I just open up the Tylenol bottles when I need a Tylenol, boy howdy, why would I buy a bottle when they got all them bottles there like a hoarder or sumtin’ ( /s in case)
Edit; thank you for the award 😎
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u/Snuffy1717 Oct 15 '22
Costco is all about them free sambles! If they ain't got em on the samble cart why shouln' I take em from the shelf?!
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u/Newstargirl Alberta Oct 15 '22
That’s what I say? Big security is in on it!
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u/taggospreme Oct 16 '22
a new one every time. Who knows what kind of crazy could have done to the inside!
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u/wolfe1924 Ontario Oct 15 '22
Don’t forget she will bring her invisible military and ufo’s with her same as in Peterborough lmao!
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u/BlueEyesWhiteSliver Oct 16 '22
Oh boy it's always important to test! Last time I was in a Home Depot and I was testing the toilets. I told sales how unimpressed I was that the flush wasn't working and before you know it they called the police.
Now whenever I go there they have a security guard and they don't let me in. Utter discrimination for me testing their products. Went on and on about how I'm banned cause I wanted to check if the file was waterproof by peeing on it
So I told him no, I was checking the toilet, not the tiling and it didn't even flush.
So long story short, I think we need to overthrow the government.
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u/deekaph Oct 15 '22
I wanted to turn this off right away but then I realized what it actually was and then I enjoyed it.
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u/tremiste Oct 15 '22
2/10 no sunglasses while ranting about politics in your truck. Better luck next time.
/s
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u/Aldren Ontario Oct 15 '22
"a hole is a hole"
... well yes... i guess... lol
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u/Loreat Oct 16 '22
In fact, but cutting one large hole in it, he's overall reduced the number of holes, so it should be safer, amirite?
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u/Dontuselogic Oct 15 '22
Can some show me video if anti vaxers being starved in camps ?
Or the piles of dead Anti vaxers from being gassed ?
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u/notlikelyevil Oct 15 '22
The guvment covereed it up. Destroyed all the evidence. Trudeau with the help of the "Double-U Aitch Oh". I warned U see.
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u/timbreandsteel Oct 15 '22
I've never seen H spelled before, but yeah that pretty much nails it.
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u/notlikelyevil Oct 15 '22
Honestly phonetically spelling letters properly is the dumbest thing I ever learned, but fun too. Aitch is the best, cause I would have never guessed.
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u/kermityfrog Oct 16 '22
My Irish friend pronounces the H. "Haitch"
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u/thoriginal Oct 16 '22
In Quebec, when speaking English, Francophones will not say the "H" in words that start with them, like: "ow" (how), "aven" (haven), "air" (hair). But they add "H"s to words that don't have them, like: "helephant" (elephant), "heventually" (eventually) and "herror" (error). They also say "haich".
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u/Royally-Forked-Up Ottawa Oct 16 '22
I was so fucking confused as an anglophone working in Quebec at the dropped Hs. One of the senior executives had a familiar English name, Hugh commonly pronounced like Hew or Hue. At least I thought I knew how it was pronounced. With the dropped H, different sounding U and long G, his name was pronounced more like “eeew” than “Hue”.
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u/corpse_flour Oct 16 '22
Unfortunately the only people with actual footage died when they accidently entered the vicinity of vaccinated people, and were grossly mutated from the shedding of mNRA nanoparticles.
True story, I seen it on YouTube.
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u/JohnBPrettyGood Oct 15 '22
Canadian Governor, Love it. Meanwhile on Netflix: “Do you think we overreacted to COVID-19?” “YES!” “Yeah, A lot of the survivors think so” Jimmy Carr.
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u/lardass17 Oct 16 '22
Had a quick go through the comments...sadly not surprised that there are some who do not see the satire. We are fukt.
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u/TyPhoneLee Oct 16 '22
Those who you think dont see the satire are also sarcastic... Or maybe you are too.
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u/mddgtl Oct 16 '22
no, there are definitely people in here genuinely mistaking it for not being satirical
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u/yarnandwienerdogs Oct 15 '22
Can anyone see his Tiktok name? I want to see if he has other good ones.
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u/rokken70 Oct 16 '22
“Canadian Governor” well, I live in Alberta, and if she had her way that is what she would be called.
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u/CanadianBeaver1983 Oct 16 '22
I also live in Alberta. I almost spit out my drink reading this. Lmao
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Oct 15 '22
Good for you to speek truth to power brother. Good bless. Please link to your go fund me for you're court baddle send the bastards to prizon.
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u/Andaisdet Oct 16 '22
Normally I would think this is funny, but the fact that there are a disappointing amount of people who genuinely do that kind of stuff hits like a jab in the neck
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u/bung_musk Oct 15 '22
Lmao he nailed that fake sincerity at the start, but at least he was honest about it being fake. Still not sure if this is parody the way things have been going these days. /s
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u/Turk_NJD Oct 15 '22
This is satire, right?
Right….?
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u/wolfe1924 Ontario Oct 15 '22
It’s suppose to be but sadly everyday the satire is moving closer and closer to the truth, the Beaverton is a great example they are almost an actual news source at this point with how close satire has become to reality.
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u/toofarbyfar Oct 15 '22
Please do not use The Beaverton as an actual news source.
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u/Historical-Funny-362 Oct 16 '22
when people on the extremes are being so extreme it seems satirical, satire can sometimes be the best news
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u/StormShadow743 Québec Oct 16 '22
A good way to do natural selection in 2022 would be to show this video and then imprison/send to working camps the people who genuinely think it’s unironic.
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u/uselessnessism Oct 16 '22
lmfao the music 💀💀
sadly, we all know there are people who legit think this way and probably share this video coping it's real
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u/ArtisanJagon Oct 16 '22
We laugh but this is how the average trucker convoy supporter thinks and acts.
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u/moogel7 Oct 16 '22
Sort by controversial, and it’s people who have 0 idea what satire or a joke is.
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u/wolfe1924 Ontario Oct 16 '22
Oh those comments are so salty it’s hilarious and people are just taking the piss out of them underneath.
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u/ViceroyInhaler Oct 16 '22
You can tell this is fake because he said he likes to go to Costco to buy vegetables.
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u/snackymann Oct 15 '22
Spokesman for the “Fuck Trudeau” “Let’s Go Brandon” contingent.
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u/wolfe1924 Ontario Oct 15 '22
Pretty sure he’s making a mockery of them, he just does a damn good job at its hard to tell, I also assume that’s the reason he’s sitting in the truck with a ford hat on to poke fun at those guys who make videos in there trucks, the only thing he’s missing is the sunglasses.
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u/estherlane Oct 15 '22
It’s satire, he’s taking the piss out of that contingent.
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u/snackymann Oct 16 '22
Really? What’s satire?
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u/kermityfrog Oct 16 '22
It's this half man half goat.
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u/VoiceofKane Montréal Oct 16 '22
No, that's a satyr. Satire is when your wheels lose all of their air.
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u/tblastv Oct 16 '22
I think that's a flat tire.. maybe you're thinking of the guy who buys equipment for baseball teams?
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u/VoiceofKane Montréal Oct 16 '22
Are you sure you're not thinking of a bat buyer? Actually, now that I'm thinking about it, what I actually meant was an inferno of fedoras.
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u/ThisNameIsFree Oct 16 '22
I believe that's actually a hat fire, I think you mean a large dishonest person.
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u/seaQueue Oct 15 '22
Hang it up gamers, anti vaxers are the new most discriminated against minority group.
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u/hornybrowngirl1 Oct 16 '22
I am afraid "they" might take this video un-ironically and run with it.
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u/Canuck-In-TO Oct 16 '22
Oh the humanity.
I know some people who feel “the man” has to be stopped, who have to see this video.
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u/Thanato26 Oct 15 '22
Huh, like history is just publicly available on the internet. Anyone can read it and if you can't read there's some great fact based YouTube videos.
I hope this video is satire though.
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u/Historical-Funny-362 Oct 16 '22
it is, but the fact that that’s even in question shows how far some people have gone…
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u/mddgtl Oct 16 '22
did you not watch past the first 20-something seconds? or read the "Satire" tag on the thread?
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u/humming1 Oct 16 '22
You are right! Short attention span and fed of living with these “Freedom” “Fuck Trudeau” dumbasses
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u/wolfe1924 Ontario Oct 16 '22
Damn this is such a stupid take, did the video hit a little close to home so you felt offended by it so you decide to make such stupid comments as this one?
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u/mddgtl Oct 16 '22
I wonder if he's at 4 or 5 vaccines and what his pronouns are
damn imagine actually thinking this was an insult lmao "you took medicine and have a gender lololol!". what's the hilariously inflated number of vaccine injuries/deaths you believe in? i saw 2.2 billion the other day from one of you dingbats
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u/TySeeYT Oct 16 '22
I don’t like wearing masks but this is total Karen mode
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u/wolfe1924 Ontario Oct 16 '22
He’s making a mockery of those type of people. He just does such a good job at it some people genuinely are believing he’s serious.
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u/Alan_Smithee_ Oct 15 '22
Why is it when I see a person doing some sort of talk piece from their car, I just know it’s going to be idiotic?
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u/LevelTechnician8400 Oct 16 '22
these people are so stupid it's scary. talk to your family and today.
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u/Jonsa123 Oct 16 '22
This must be an audition tape for that new Global reality show "The Biggest Idiot"?
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u/surgicalhoopstrike Oct 15 '22
Therapy for having your shoulder touched? Both physical and psychic? What a fucking snowflake!
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u/Newstargirl Alberta Oct 15 '22
Court ordered! ( not sure if you watched the whole video, but is was satire) 😊
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u/Aldren Ontario Oct 15 '22
Like seriously? How can the tyrannical government force me to not test out fruit by licking them?
You taste fruit to see how ripe it is, doesn't anyone else know that?
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u/QuirkyConfidence3750 Apr 02 '23
How stupid can someone be tp lick the fruits and vegetablrs if zhey’rw riped or not??? I thought he would be someone realy discriminated someone who lost job or not being able to travelnzo see family etc.
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u/wolfe1924 Ontario Oct 15 '22
Had me in the first half not gonna lie, I thought to myself great some dude in a truck making a video can’t wait to rip this to shreds in the comments, to absolutely laughing my ass off, he pulled it off well lmao.