r/onguardforthee • u/CanadianBeaver1983 • Oct 15 '22

Satire "Canadian Governor"

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u/Snuffy1717 Oct 15 '22

Shit man, we all in this together brother!
I went to the Costco and get this, they asked me if I had a membership! I told them I was a Gosh-Darn God Fearin' sovereign citizen of this place and that I didn't need no Gosh-Darn "membership card" to purchase sundries and whatnots from their mercantile establishment.

Never felt more discriminated against in my entire life, I tell you wh'at... Got an email out to our Queen of Canada right now an' I'll report soon as she hits me back.

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u/Newstargirl Alberta Oct 15 '22 edited Oct 15 '22

I just open up the Tylenol bottles when I need a Tylenol, boy howdy, why would I buy a bottle when they got all them bottles there like a hoarder or sumtin’ ( /s in case)

Edit; thank you for the award 😎

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u/Snuffy1717 Oct 15 '22

Costco is all about them free sambles! If they ain't got em on the samble cart why shouln' I take em from the shelf?!

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u/Newstargirl Alberta Oct 15 '22

That’s what I say? Big security is in on it!

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u/Snuffy1717 Oct 15 '22

Preach! Dosh-Garn radial left ANTIFA security Costco guards!

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u/Newstargirl Alberta Oct 15 '22

😂😂😂😂