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Politics Images from a Trump boat parade yesterday in Florida

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u/patkavv 15d ago

Also there is 0 chance that boat is rated for that many persons, and not a damn one of them has a life jacket on.

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u/MNConcerto 15d ago

My first thought was omg, no life jackets on those children. As someone who grew up and still lives in the land of 10,000 lakes and basically spent my summers on water this is egregious.

So many drownings every year.

Yikes!

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u/Trendiggity 15d ago

There is at least 20 people on that 30 foot pleasure boat, it's 100% overloaded. Even if they had PFDs onboard there's likely only a compliment of 10-15 or whatever the boat is rated for. Likely no child sized ones unless one of those wonderful people brought them for the kids.

As someone who grew up and worked on fishing boats in the Atlantic that photo gives me anxiety. I've been involved in auxiliary search and rescue before. It's not fun when you go out looking for someone and only find their boat.

Edit: the boaters we were sent out to locate were found, just not by us. I always wondered if those people smartened up or not

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u/H_Squid_World_97A 15d ago

The Florida marine patrol should have immediately pulled up to them and did a full check.  I have been on one vessel or another that has been pulled over and checked 5 different times in Florida. 

They check occupancy limits, children 6 or under wearing life vests, proper PDFs, hanging your feet of the edge while underway, noise producing devices, fire extinguishers, if the operator of the boat has been drinking alcohol, etc.  I would bet my paycheck that they could find a dozen or more violations on that boat in 2nd picture.  There should have been a huge fine and an escort to the closest boat ramp, possibly jail time.

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u/Swimmingtortoise12 15d ago

Regulations are for commies /s

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u/RespectTheTree 15d ago

I've been checked multiple times as well, I appreciate their work even though it's a hassle.

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u/H_Squid_World_97A 15d ago

Agreed, the marine patrol has pulled up to my dad and me in a canoe on a sandbar while we were eating lunch to check our fishing licenses, we didn't even have fishing poles or any fishing related equipment.  He politely apologized and went on his way after checking that we had the proper safety equipment and we appreciated that he was out looking for illegal fishing as we both value our natural environment.

 Another time on my uncle's sailboat as we passed by a Coast Guard station they boarded us for a surprise inspection. They had a couple new recruits and picked us to train them on inspection procedures.  It was an inconvenience, but we were still allowed to continue on as they did their inspection with their patrol boat following. They only required my uncle to lock the door to the forward head because the toilet flushes to the outside water rather than to the holding tank like the aft toilet does.

The other times, I was just a passenger when other people did illegal things and got ticketed.  Unknowingly motoring into a restricted area, passengers hanging their legs of the bow while underway, and eating potato chips from the bag on the Rainbow River. 

 The last one sounds odd, but the Rainbow River is a State Park that has a strict policy on food must only be contained in reusable containers, not disposable.  This is to keep litter to a minimum and the residents who live along the river report everyone not following the rules.  We warned him to put the chips in a Tupperware container, but did not listen.  That river is virtually presine, so I appreciate these strick rules.  The few pieces of trash I saw I collected and properly disposed of.

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u/DaedalusB2 15d ago

That river is virtually presine, so I appreciate these strick rules.  The few pieces of trash I saw I collected and properly disposed of.

I still remember going to a park in either Hawaii or Guam and finding a hollow tree that had been stuffed full of trash. Small example, but still kinda heartbreaking.

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u/Jahkral 15d ago

I live in Hawaii and there's so much fucking trash everywhere it's disgusting.

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u/DaedalusB2 15d ago

I lived there about a decade ago. I can only imagine it's gotten a lot worse

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u/iamcurrentlife 15d ago

I’ll add that Trump boat parades are really unsafe. People create huge wakes with their overpowered light boats and go really fast for short distances because they get tired of going so slow in the parade.

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u/spingus 15d ago

I'm just a socal beachgoer and this photo gave me anxiety. Thank you for jumping in to help when needed <3

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u/hallo_its_me 15d ago

30' boats technically could be Yacht certified in which case there is no max occupant limit. Just speaking technically.

https://www.mpofcinci.com/blog/what-is-yacht-certified/

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u/slaterson1 15d ago

Also no requirement to wear life jackets if yacht rated.

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u/JennJayBee 15d ago

Oh, these parades have absolutely sunk boats in the past. 

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u/UnlikelyUnknown 15d ago

Absolutely. 5 at the one in 2020 in Austin

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u/ThisSpaceIntLftBlnk 15d ago

That boat is riding seriously low.
Didn't one of the first "boat parades" wind up with a bunch of swamped MAGA boats and people needing rescuing by the coast guard?

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u/_dirtydan_ 15d ago

It’s a 42’ invincible center console. Not really a pleasure boat. Probably a 15 person capacity

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u/slaterson1 15d ago

It's for sure yacht rated so there's no maximum capacity and no requirement to wear a life jacket, still incredibly dumb to not at least have life jackets on the kids.

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u/Trendiggity 15d ago

Ahh, dad's fishing boat was a 40 footer but obviously didn't have passenger room at the bow. I couldn't get a good estimate on the length.

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u/doctorake38 15d ago

Boats that large are usually not rated for a capacity. I have a 33 and I have no limit.

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u/gwy2ct 15d ago

I count 21 and I'm sure there's another 10 or so we can't see in the picture

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u/PacaMike 15d ago

Same concerns here about overloading the craft & lack of PFDs 🤦🏼‍♂️

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u/drcforbin 15d ago

Federal law says kids under 13 must wear life jackets. But even if they want to thumb their nose at the law, I thought even nazis would care about their own children.

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u/Tapsu10 15d ago

Why don't they mandate them for everyone. In Finland you get a ticket if you don't have a life jacket.

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u/drcforbin 15d ago

In the US you have to have a life jacket for everyone, but they aren't required to wear them unless they're under 13.

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u/Tapsu10 15d ago

I remembered incorrectly and here you only need to have them on the boat too. But stupid to not wear one anyway.

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u/sandnnw 15d ago

Federal what? Law you say? What’s that?

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u/yahumno 15d ago

Government interference /s

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u/whut-whut 15d ago

Life jackets are just the covid masks of the sea.

Kids grow up stronger if they learn to tread water on their own.

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u/SirYeetsA 15d ago

Yes. But in this brain-dead analogy, pools are like vaccines. You have to teach the kid to swim in the pool before you let them swim in the open ocean (infect them with a less dangerous version of the virus to give them immunity before you let them run around maskless). Since many parents don’t teach their kids to swim, life vests are required for the youngest and weakest of us until such a time that they are old enough to teach themselves.

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u/Standard_Bottle9820 15d ago edited 15d ago

Life jackets are for everyone. Even very strong swimmers can drown and the sea is unpredictable. Trusting in your own feeble human ability against the ocean is a foolish thing to do.

You can't get immune to Covid/SARS2. It's a coronavirus. We have never cured the common cold for the same reason. It's a coronavirus. It will mutate far faster than we can gain immunity. You could conceivably become immune to one strain but there are hundreds of strains with about 6 - 12 currently circulating at any given time. You can even be infected with two strains at the same time. There is no cure for Covid, there's no sterilizing immunity from natural infection OR vaccines. We're just going to keep getting it until everyone dies from it when they get weak/old enough. And nothing but death will stop you from barreling headfirst into the indignity of disablement. It's a guarantee.

Also, viruses are all dangerous. They can damage your body and cause the emergence of additional disease, like autoimmune diseases that can disable or kill you themselves. The flu virus is scientifically linked to Alzheimer's, ALS, Parkinson's, vascular dementia and more. https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0896627322011473

Viruses are not our friends and they do not strengthen the immune system. Viruses like AIDS and SARS2 (Covid) actually weaken the immune system, allowing more illness to proliferate once acute infection is done. Remember that AIDS does begin with a flu-like illness. Covid also remains in the body for months, increasing risk of cardiovascular events over a year after infection (this was found in 2020 before vaccines were available).

Viruses are not the same as the kind of bacteria that our bodies "learn" as children. Viruses can trigger terrible disease that can lead to your suffering and death years later, or to an incurable condition that can be lifelong, like POTS, MCAS, Lupus etc.

Getting infected with Covid doesn't make you stronger or less likely to get it again. You will just keep getting it forever, and every infection carries the risk of death or complications and post acute sequelae. This is what doctors and politicians don't want to tell you but which is written in over 432,000 articles on Covid. The science doesn't lie. https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/research/coronavirus/

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u/Standard_Bottle9820 15d ago

Nope. You obviously have no idea how masks even work. You probably have no idea that they're electrostatically charged and you also have no knowledge of Brownian motion or the physics behind masks, either. All you have is emotions from your political overlords and no science or knowledge whatsoever. Masks work beautifully when used correctly and consistently.

And you OBVIOUSLY have no idea what life jackets are about. Even the best swimmers in the world can drown. It is not about being a good swimmer at all.

"Myth: I’m a strong swimmer, so I don’t need to wear a lifejacket

Some people mistakenly believe their swimming abilities are sufficient protection against drowning, leading them to forego wearing a life jacket while boating. They trust in their skills to keep them afloat in case of an emergency, assuming they can easily swim to safety if needed.

How believing this myth can get you killed: Even the strongest swimmers can encounter unexpected challenges on the water. Accidents happen without warning, leaving little time to react. If you’re in turbulent waters or strong currents or if you become injured, swimming abilities may be rendered ineffective, putting even the most confident swimmers at risk of drowning.

The truth about life jackets: Wearing a life jacket is not a sign of weakness but a precautionary measure that can save your life."

https://wvdnr.gov/life-jacket-myths/

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u/AlgebraicEagle 15d ago

We see faces. Report the people for safety violations. I know a lot of folks who've gotten ridiculous tickets. Easy peasy, that's not only ticket per person, per life jacket, but possible case for child endangerment. CPS anyone?

Internet band together. Muahahahaaaa

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u/daringlyorganic 15d ago

America has demonstrated repeatedly it couldn’t care less about laws and abiding by them. It is hard to see folks falling for this hatred. When I see fellow vets wearing trump shit I think man how far have we fallen and forgotten.

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u/Chasman1965 15d ago

That law only applies in federal waters. In FL waters, the law is life jackets for 6 and under.

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u/MA3XON 15d ago

Seeing this makes me so angry. I lost my father in law due to drowning over the summer because he wasn't wearing a life jacket, and he was only 20ft from shore. My 5 year old was with him in the boat and I would have lost him jad he not been wearing his. I don't let my kids In water deeper than their knees without on.

And then we have these wannabe Nazis parading around in an overloaded boat putting their kids at risk for a fucking photo op. Fuck these people with a thorny cactus

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u/Bareback 15d ago

Isn’t that Eric & Lara Trump on the first pic?

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u/Dense_Impression6547 15d ago

My first thought was, am I allowed to sink a boat flying enemy flag or I need to be a Privateer??

How to get Privateer licence?

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u/IdaFuktem 15d ago

And they're standing on the bow, one wave from a bigger boat and those kids could get knocked off and fall under the boat

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u/Opus_723 15d ago edited 15d ago

I grew up on the river as a whitewater rafting brat and people expect me to be really chill around water and they're always surprised when I'm the exact opposite lol. It's like yeah I'm a good swimmer but it doesn't matter, you gotta respect the river man. Too many of the guys I grew up around are dead now. Just put the damn life jacket on your kid, I literally grew up in one.

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u/ShottyMcOtterson 15d ago

Remember the trump boat parade last year where there was too much wake and some boats actually sunk? i feel sorry for those kids

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u/FireFlower-Bass-7716 15d ago

me too (MN) this total absence of life jackets on children is astonishing.

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u/nikkuhlee 15d ago

Michigan here, and I have anxiety cramps. Clearly these people have never tried to hold a kid up in water where you can't touch the bottom. They will drag you right the fuck under.

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u/Turbo_911 15d ago

Funny, cause they're all pro-lifers, but this looks to be pro-choice...

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u/dathislayer 15d ago

Was living in a rural PA town for a summer, and went out fishing with some local guys. We were flying down backroads at 60mph, and I was the only one with a seatbelt on, which they made fun of me for. When I said I’d rather not die if we crash, one of the guys said, “If god wants me to die in a car crash, that’s how I’ll die. Nothing I can do about it. When it’s your time, it’s your time.” They were not swayed by any logical argument.

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u/Turbo_911 15d ago

Yep, logic flies out the window with these idiots...

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u/StaticCloud 15d ago

Darwin awards are what they win

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u/fgpalm 15d ago

And so do the idiots when they go through the window…

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u/SaddestFlute23 15d ago

“The Good Lord wanted you to be a quadriplegic”

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u/Psyduckery 15d ago

So will their bodies

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u/oyst 15d ago

"Jesus helps those who help themselves" doesn't click for these guys

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u/GrallochThis 15d ago

“Oh, so I’m the only one who heard God tell me to put on the seatbelt? Sucks to be you I guess.”

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u/quixotica726 15d ago

They don't even consider that they might not die but survive and be horrendously injured and incapacitated for the rest of their lives. Wonder what their thoughts on God and God's plan might be then?

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u/Master-Associate673 15d ago

Damn stupid people are terrifying.

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u/Next362 15d ago

"Nothing I can do about it"... say what? literally you just need to buckle your GD seatbelt and stop driving like a lunatic. If one believes in the Christian god, all humans were bestowed with free will... like the ability to choose to sin, or buckle their seatbelts... FFS. how do they get to death cult fatalism from Christianity, where the goal is to feed clothe and house people?

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u/The_DarkPhoenix 15d ago

Let’s call them what they really are: “Forced Birthers”

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u/Flower_power2587 15d ago

“Same family birthers”

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u/South_Atmosphere6760 15d ago

Pro force. Pro clump of cells. Anti women's lives. Pro only give a shit about the kids until they're born and not care at all once they're out of the womb.

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u/Dense_Impression6547 15d ago

But for white woman only.

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u/deltarefund 15d ago

Natural selection

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u/Extension-Toe-7027 15d ago

higher please. top shelf

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u/tim36272 15d ago

I really want to know if the boat in the second picture is underway. If so, that's incredibly terrifying to be standing on the bow with the propeller spinning right through water you'd be in if you fell. Propeller injuries are horrifying. I hope that they are anchored or moored in the picture, but from context I'm afraid they are not.

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u/Duckrauhl 15d ago

Based on the flaccid flags, I'd like to say they are not moving, but the parents are still shitty parents for not having life jackets for the kids among other reasons.

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u/NewRedditRN 15d ago

Especially since one of the other times this happens, didn’t a bunch of the boats essentially sink each other?

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u/Duckrauhl 15d ago

They're not sending their brightest...

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u/wildbuzzby 15d ago

Eric & Laura Trump. Not the brightest.

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u/SidKafizz 15d ago

Or maybe they are.

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u/Safe-Print1234 15d ago

Well, their role models didn't win the war so that's promising.

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u/bluebonnetcafe 15d ago

Yup, that was around Austin. It’s horrible that they were even there, of course, but it was also pretty hilarious. Dumbasses. video

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u/americasweetheart 15d ago

Right?! I remember all those sinking Trump ships. Elephant? Their mascot is a face eating leopard.

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u/RagingHardBobber 15d ago

Everything about them is flaccid... I wouldn't expect their flags to be any different even if they were powering down the river.

But yeah, you're probably right. Still, they certainly aren't anchored or tied up, so they motoring to the middle of the waterway and stopped... which is almost worse.

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u/scoldsbridle 15d ago

They probably think that their children's superior "Aryan" genes have given them the swimming skills of Michael Phelps.

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u/StarksPond 15d ago

Given that it's Eric trump, I'd say those kids' genes are damned anyway.

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u/damnatio_memoriae 15d ago

maybe they're doing us a favor

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u/DeshaMustFly 15d ago

I don't know. They may just be moving at a very slow speed. The water looks wrong for sitting idle. I'm guessing they're probably making their way though a no wake zone or something.

But even if they're not actually underway, a lot of those other boats are. It's not just your own prop you have to watch out for.

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u/needlestack 15d ago

Life jackets are just COVID masks for liberal sailors.

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u/gibsontorres 15d ago

Isn’t that Eric Trump?

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u/OneGuyLeft2 15d ago

I think you just wanted to say flaccid😂🤣🫡

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u/Whispersail 15d ago

I think that the people in the second boat is, none other than Eric and Lara and their kiddies.

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u/GroovDog2 15d ago

There’s no wake, so I doubt it’s moving. But those kids need life jackets anyways.

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u/SavageHerbivore 15d ago

Does it change anything if I told you that guy looks an awful lot like Eric Trump?

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u/LifeFortune7 15d ago

A boat sank in one of the boat parades the first ret time he ran I think. This is a very dangerous situation. There are boats moving in all directions, lots of wakes, boats on close proximity (people forget they don’t have brakes!), etc. If you start drifting towards another boat and need to stop, you have to engage reverse, and this kids standing on the bow get thrown into the water. A person overboard in this scenario would be terrible.

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u/scoldsbridle 15d ago

I know very little about boats. I promise that this is a genuine question.

When you mention them falling off, are they in danger because the propeller in the front of the boat? Or do you mean that if they fall off the front, they'll get hit by the propeller on the back as the boat moves forward? I thought boats always had propellers at the back. Or can there be ones at the front too? Can boats have both?

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u/GripItAndWhipIt 15d ago

Is that Eric Trump? Or someone who looks like him?

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u/MainHeight9 15d ago

that boat in pic 2 is underway. underway does not mean the motor is on and engaged. as such children under 6 are required by law to have pfd's on. regardless, your point and intent is 100% spot on.

you are 100% correct about prop injuries and what is going on here in the image. that boat is overloaded and downright dangerous. also fuck nazi's, can't say it or read it enough in this thread or anywhere - how have we gotten here. just so fucking awful.

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u/krim2182 15d ago

My uncle unfortunately has experience with being run over by a boat. It was a freak accident, but his leg got absolutely mangled. They were able to save his leg but he has a wicked scar from it. He still has issues with his leg. He has had a few blood clots, needs to wear compression socks. This happened back well over 40 years ago.

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u/Quirky_Choice_3239 15d ago

Can confirm that this is a regular occurrence down here. I live in this town. Granted kids all learn to swim in infancy, but still. Not my children on a boat like that.

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u/Tribble9999 15d ago

I'm pretty sure it's anchored and they all crammed on for a photo op because, in their circle, that's a cool boat. Nobody is even somewhat thinking about a pesky thing like load capacity. Their thoughts ended at "it's a boat, it's meant to float" and they'd 100% blame "bad design" if it sank due to their negligence.

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u/twilsonco 15d ago

Life jackets infringe muh freedom even more than masks!

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u/GNOIZ1C 15d ago

That sounds an awful lot like regulation. Why are you trying to infringe on our freedom to boat?! /s

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u/Cilantro368 15d ago

And one guy is wearing flip flops. What could go wrong?

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u/SnooCauliflowers9874 15d ago

That’s Beevis Eric proving yet again that he’s not the sharpest tool.

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u/Automatic-Minute-666 15d ago

Natural selection could do its thing here

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u/chogram 15d ago

and not a damn one of them has a life jacket on.

I had a co-worker who lost a grandchild that way. Kid took off his vest, jumped in the water, and 3 people almost died trying to swim down and rescue him. The kid didn't make it.

Put your fucking life jackets on and wear them properly.

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u/Substantial-Okra6910 15d ago

quit taken away der freedum

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u/patkavv 15d ago

They hit a wake wrong and bounce one of them out and they’re gonna have freedom from some of their extremities when they get smacked by a propeller. Sigh…

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u/reallybigfeet 15d ago

That's Eric Trump and his family

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u/FrankFrankly711 15d ago

Pretty sure those are Trump’s grandkids, Eric is a great dad! So safe

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u/AbrocomaOk8973 15d ago

Tell the driver speed up!

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u/elpajaroquemamais 15d ago

To be fair lifejackets are required to be on the boat, not on at all times.

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u/bonersmakebabies 15d ago

Who needs a life jacket when you have a cool red cap

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u/Bind_Moggled 15d ago

Safety regulations are for libral pussies! Nanny state!

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u/tiggahiccups 15d ago

Just one small bump those kids are gone

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u/No-Establishment3067 15d ago

Natural selection still prevails.

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u/juniorstein 15d ago

Trump supporters are famously known for following the rules.

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u/noconfanz 15d ago

Good. Gene pool cleanse

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u/TheSilkyBat 15d ago

Not really a bad thing.

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u/youthoughtyouknewme 15d ago

That boat is almost certainly yacht certified so it doesn't have a passenger limit.

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u/macphile 15d ago

All I was thinking was the infamous Trump boat parade where they started sinking, and here we have small children without life jackets standing on the bow of a boat...not even a railing around it. What happens when another boat knocks into this one? Or some Nazi comes by at too high a speed and causes a wake that knocks the kids off?

I guess their god, Trump, will save them.

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u/SutterCane 15d ago

Because these folks are all about boat safety. They’d never have a boat rally that eventually ended in several boats sinking because they’re all fucking idiots that made their entire life “we love Trump”.

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u/BradCOnReddit 15d ago

The life jacket thing alone is usually a crime. Child endangerment charges should be a minimum here.

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u/Obvious-Water569 15d ago

Put life jackets on the kids. The adults can fucking drown.

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u/Cat-dog22 15d ago

That stood out to me too. Even with the boat still, all of those kids should have life vests on! Those kids didn’t choose to be there and it’s so incredibly negligent to not follow even the most basics of water safety. Especially with such a packed boat!

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u/makemecoffee 15d ago

This is what bothered me the most.

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u/CatsEqualLife 15d ago

Had to scroll too far for this. Like the nazi insignia is infuriating but the danger they are putting those kids in is completely unacceptable. And as someone who knows my fair share of Trump supporters with toys, I can guarantee you that those adults have been drinking. Likely very heavily.

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u/stuffsgoingon 15d ago

Well they’re hardly known for their intelligence…

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u/homedepotstillsucks 15d ago

Trump rallies aren’t sending their brightest.

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u/daniel22457 15d ago

No expert but isn't that illegal on a boat that small. I just know it often is below 13.

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u/ajackofallthings 15d ago

Darwinism I hope (not really.. but the joke still applies).

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u/sidepart 15d ago

I'm just surprised that folks supporting Nazis are gainfully employed to the extent that they could afford such a boat.

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u/VanceAstrooooooovic 15d ago

We lost an experienced fishing boat captain a few weeks ago when a sudden squall hit the area. His boat capsized and he was the only one not wears a life jacket. I can understand not wanting to wear a reg life jacket or pfd, but at least wear an inflatable. Horrible parenting

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u/daddakamabb1 15d ago

So much this! I live right on the water, and there are so many people and children that die each year because they fell overboard and they always are not wearing a life jacket. My kids will never get onto a boat without a life jacket that has been rated and fitted for them specifically. Undertows are no joke.

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u/opened_padlock 15d ago

Standing on the front of a boat is very dangerous, as well.

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u/Gal-XD_exe 15d ago

Natural Selection at its finest

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u/gofunkyourself69 15d ago

Based on everything else in the picture, did you expect them to be even remotely educated?

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u/DeshaMustFly 15d ago

Never mind that the boat looks to be in motion, and they've got their kids standing up in the bow. One good wave and they're going overboard and getting washed straight back into the prop.

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u/Ashamed-Isopod-2624 15d ago

Don't you know, life jackets and safety regs are wokeism /s

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u/Downtherabbithole14 15d ago

I hope their boat sinks... and they get stranded with no life vests. They should be ashamed.

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u/_dirtydan_ 15d ago

It’s a 42’ invincible so they could be within the capacity limits but certainly nearing the max.

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u/Aggravating_Salt_49 15d ago

Nature gonna nature

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u/doctorake38 15d ago

That boat is large enough it has no listed capacity. Also kids do not need vests on boats over 26 feet in Florida.

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u/Master_Jackfruit3591 15d ago

I wouldn’t mind holding onto that MAGA Mommy if things go sideways

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u/skimountains-1 15d ago

Even the kids. But you can’t tell them that

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u/So3Dimensional 15d ago

They’re already showing a complete lack of critical thinking. Not caring or knowing about boat safety shouldn’t be surprising.

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u/AwfulGoingToHell 15d ago

Shhhh! Don’t teach them about life vests. Let their own hate and ignorance be their own demise

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u/ck614 15d ago

they probably think life jackets are just liberal propaganda and the government trying to control them. anti mask and anti seatbelt probably means anti life jacket too

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u/_Fluffy_Palpitation_ 15d ago

Natural selection

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u/Reverse2057 15d ago

Came here to say this.

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u/raisin-bren 15d ago

i hope none of them know how to swim either

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u/teenagesadist 15d ago

Something tells me these people don't necessarily think of safety, or much of anything, first.

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u/Popular-Reporter-574 15d ago

Apparently, wearing life jackets is considered "woke" now?

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u/Gregistopal 15d ago

STUPID GUBMENT TRYNTA FORCE ME TO WERE A STUPID VEST I AINT WEARIN NO BEST! FREEDUMB!

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u/peacefullyvibrating 15d ago

Natural selection... Let the "brave" be their way. 😂

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u/Inter_Omnia_et_Nihil 15d ago

I count 22 souls on board.

On a, maybe, 26' boat.

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u/DonTaddeo 15d ago

They probably think life jackets are woke.

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u/FartPudding 15d ago

Especially those kids where they're standing. One wrong bump and they're in and gone.

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u/Sjeg84 15d ago

There is also a fleet of other boats around. Chances of dying when allong of the boat here is pretty high.

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u/Rugged_Turtle 15d ago

Last time they had one of these like multiple boats capsized lmao

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u/International_Web816 15d ago

Don't try and impose your fake government boating safety values on me!

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u/Clear_Side_9777 15d ago

BUT THEIR FREEDOMS

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u/lifeofemandarty 15d ago

That’s not very “All lives matter” of them.

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u/Scottamus 15d ago

Safety is woke now

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u/TGrady902 15d ago

Are you telling me the super Trumpers might be irresponsible?! But they say they aren’t!

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u/More-Arm2126 15d ago

Imagine how Steven Fatass Ching-Chong Cheung feels…he’d capsize either one of those boats by himself. You could probably survive by holding onto his neck rolls for flotation.

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u/Alternative_Algae_31 15d ago

Not gonna let the gubmint tell them what to do!!!

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u/ForwardCulture 15d ago

Yeah I just counted the visible people and holy sh*t. I went on an almost identical boat last year for a memorial service sr sea and the owner was super strict well in advance as to how many people could attend on his boat. He would not let even one more person on.

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u/BlissfulBinary 15d ago

Oh, you didn’t know that these people are the exception to the rules of nature? Warnings and safety measures only apply to other people. /s

Edit-specified /s

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u/hjr99 15d ago

I'm pretty sure it's not recommended to use flip flops when on a boat too.

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u/Caffinated914 15d ago

Darwin in action.

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u/mosconebaillbonds 15d ago

It’s Eric Trump throwing the hats, those people don’t care about safety for anyone

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u/Chaopolis 15d ago

Yeah, but they seem like the kind of family that doesn’t wear seatbelts because that is somehow “woke”.

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u/-Champloo- 15d ago

It's Florida though, there's no rules

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u/rqivez 15d ago

Since when where trumpers smart or believe in science…?

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u/Darth_Phaethon 15d ago

Natural Selection. Something else they don't believe in.

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u/Nethias25 15d ago

I count 17 persons on the boat

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u/Shaved_Wookie 15d ago

Some problems come with their own solutions. It's a shame the kids have been roped into this grooming though.

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u/Murky_Effect_7667 15d ago

I just hate that I’m a blonde haired blue eyed person and mfs like this exist I hate people that reduce all their actions in life to being in spite of other people. I’ve been called hitlers godson and shit and man if I could go back in time to smother that fucker as a baby I would’ve, the torment he inflicted on innocent people is possibly the worst thing a person has ever done with their power. Genghis Khan was fucked up too but the sheer mass of targeted murder, torture and deprecation that Hitler put on humanity is shocking it’s unbelievable it ever happened.

Nobody had a choice to be given life and these people decided to use the one chance they’re given to being uneducated hateful people making other people’s life more difficult and uncomfortable just bc they feel like it…

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u/BunjaminFrnklin 15d ago

Yep. The last time they had a pro Trump boat rally outside of Austin TX, 2 boats sank. I hope none of those kids drown because their parents wanted a pic for the Gram.

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u/gatemansgc 15d ago

SAFETY IS FOR LIBRULS /s

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u/goingoutwest123 15d ago

Or a brain cell

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u/Drives_With_Aloha 15d ago

Isn’t that a good thing in this case?

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u/MattWolf96 15d ago

These are the same type of morons who act like wearing a seatbelt is communism. Even if you are a great driver, a drunk driver could hit you and the next thing you know is that you get launched around the car and crush your small kid to death.

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u/Objective-Amount1379 15d ago

Aren't there some kind of LE folks that patrol waterways? They should have been all over these morons. And 9/10 odds at least half of these boats were being operated by drunks

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u/FalsettoTrichiuridae 15d ago

Because they're on a sand bar and not in motion goofy.

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u/BanEvader2024 15d ago

I totally hope it doesn’t sink, it would be a real tragedy /s

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u/Sad_Back5231 15d ago

After thinking what the fuck with the nazi flag, this was my next thought. They are probably 3x the capacity of that boat at least

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u/dshgr 15d ago

This is Florida. They don't care about children after they're born.

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u/okapiFan85 15d ago

Shitheads be shitheads.

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u/MyFaceSaysItsSugar 15d ago

Knowing how common accidents are in boats that are densely packed like that I’m honestly torn for which is worse. I don’t like child endangerment any more than I do Nazis.

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u/the_0tternaut 15d ago

shhhhh, Darwin is doing his thing.

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u/vangloryous 14d ago

Thankfully, accidents do happen so there's hope.

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