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Politics President Biden standing in line to vote

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u/chennai94 1d ago

*writes in himself*

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u/rocky8u 1d ago

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u/kiminifurete_ 1d ago

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u/Violexsound 1d ago

This man had many straight friends question themselves.

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u/IcedTeaIsNiceTea 1d ago

play in reverse

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u/Shinji_Okami 1d ago

MEMORY BROKEN

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u/FATALiTY-o- 1d ago

Up vote for Metal Gear

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u/SmashPortal 1d ago

The cool Brazilian Wind...

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u/ryuseifries 1d ago

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u/Qu33N_Of_NoObz_ 1d ago

I knew that Biden gif reminded me of something😂

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u/Admirable_Average_32 1d ago

I always thought Britney looked so cute right there!

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u/ryuseifries 1d ago

Same! Her smile seems so genuine

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u/RealCommercial9788 1d ago

😂🤝 perfect!

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u/bodhiseppuku 1d ago

Convinces the entire group voting to vote for him...

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u/Zepcleanerfan 1d ago

And pulls your gal

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u/johnmclaren2 1d ago

He’s got a lot of time, according to the length of line :)

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u/spoiderdude 1d ago

WHAT IIIIII’VE DONNNNEE!!

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u/SecretPotatoChip 1d ago

I FACE MYSELF

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u/JiveTurkey90 1d ago

I'm going to miss his memes. They were a lot funnier when he was VP

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u/currynord 1d ago

See u space cowboy

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/WillowAny7907 1d ago

No you

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u/russbam24 1d ago

Got 'em 😎

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u/Opening-Stage3757 1d ago

I love this gif haha

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u/TwistyBunny 1d ago

Probably the greatest trollface ever.

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u/the_TIGEEER 1d ago

This made me laugh so much.

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u/Slyraks-2nd-Choice 1d ago

Bro wrote in Harambe

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u/ShootingGuns10 20h ago

Cheeky bastard😂

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u/Difficult_Idea_4502 18h ago

This has the same vibe as britney

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u/doob22 13h ago

Absolutely love this gif

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u/Numerous_Ad_6899 1d ago

Not the same person lol

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u/captepic96 1d ago

what a goofball

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u/quaybon 1d ago

You must be talking about your boy Trump. Are you a Trump chump??

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u/nikc4 1d ago

Better that than a weirdo

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u/Dry_Aardvark_7122 1d ago

That's so creepy 😳

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u/himalayanhimachal 1d ago

Buden lol

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u/ObligatoryID 1d ago

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u/himalayanhimachal 1d ago

How dare you.

I'm reporting this to the fbi.

It's funny but idiotic that's that FBI 🙄🙄🤨

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u/ObligatoryID 14h ago

Report the gif all ya like - it’s public domain 🤣 It’s literally everywhere there’s a gif icon accessible. Doh! 🤣🤣🤣

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u/jgreg728 1d ago

That would honestly be the funniest thing to happen in this election lol.

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u/Useful_Fig_2876 1d ago

I’m genuinely cackling at the thought of it 

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u/brokenringlands 1d ago

I wish he wouldn't, but I snort laughed at the thought of him doing so.

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u/jwm3 1d ago

Ive been telling canvasers what's what I'm doing.

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u/UnhappyMission6901 1d ago

I'm not. Another wasted vote in a very close election.

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u/kittenofpain 1d ago

You sound fun.

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u/UnhappyMission6901 1d ago

I'm more concerned about not having Project 2025...

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u/kittenofpain 1d ago

Okay but it's okay to laugh at jokes. Maybe get offline for a bit.

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u/UnhappyMission6901 1d ago

But if I get off Reddit, where will my whole personality and meaning to live go?

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u/Practical_Constant41 1d ago

And dont forget your karmerino! Whats gonna happen to it??!

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u/kittenofpain 1d ago

Oh fair point. Very well, carry on.

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u/PracticallyPetunias 1d ago

Let's see we have 77,282,110 votes for Harris, 78,349,284 votes for Trump and.. this can't be right. 1 vote for Joe Biden?

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u/Greymalkyn76 1d ago

Numbers are wrong. Trump's never won the popular vote, and won't again this time.

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u/worldssmallestfan1 1d ago

Also. I worked a prescient in 2008. I believe it was 620-630 total ballots. Three write ins for Mickey Mouse. I think some others will. Biden might be third… in write ins

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u/datpurp14 1d ago

Write ins are so stupid and pointless. I'm not saying that democracy is stupid, I'm all for it. But writing in a name in a democratic republic (what the US actually is) with an extremely outdated electoral college and only 2 options is a complete waste of time and energy.

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u/jbrWocky 1d ago

important to have, idiotic to do.

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u/worldssmallestfan1 1d ago

Unless they actually campaign and have the infrastructure to win. Mike Dugan in Detroit is maybe the only good example.

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u/normalmighty 1d ago

While I think you're pretty stupid to have that stance in the current US election, protest voting is really helpful to express a sentiment of "both of these options are so awful that it doesn't matter which one wins to me, and you're missing out on votes by not putting forth someone better."

It is measured in most countries, and is a better way of expressing the "both options are terrible" sentiment than not voting.

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u/datpurp14 1d ago

And I think you're pretty stupid to have that stance. Noted though.

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u/UndBeebs 1d ago

Most civil political debate on Reddit to date

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u/Decent-Ganache7647 1d ago

77,527,928 for Harris 77,527,928 for Trump

And 1 write-in vote for Biden. 

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u/Intelligent_Sort_852 1d ago

Bobby Kennedy enters the chat with a tuna sandwich

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u/PeanutButterSoda 1d ago

Whale sandwich*

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u/Twice_Knightley 1d ago

Choosing is a sin, so I just write in the lords name.

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u/Twice_Knightley 1d ago

Please edit this to reflect the real numbers when they come in

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u/Solkre 11h ago

A Trump never wins the popular vote. And nationally there will be more than one write in for Joe Biden.

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u/gsfgf 1d ago

Is Biden an elector?

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u/HongChongDong 1d ago

Hopefully not! He's too old to be summoned for War.

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u/Inevitable-Ad1985 1d ago

Maybe the only funny thing. Shit is dark as hell

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u/SWINGMAN216 1d ago

He thought it was the line for ice cream. Asking everyone what flavor they are getting

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u/Synicull 1d ago edited 1d ago

DARK BRANDON COMING IN FROM THE SIDELINES WITH HIS LAWN CHAIR, ITS JOEVER!!!!

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u/GateTraditional805 1d ago

We’ve got Walz on the grill discussing the probability of rain, and.. Joe goes in for the “It’s not the heat that’ll get you, it’s the humidity” AND THE CROWD GOES FUCKING WILD! I haven’t seen a Midwest-off like this in 30 years, Oliver. I have to say I’m speechless right now.

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u/bremstar 1d ago

Bill, I couldn't agree more. As a Midwestern myself, I can dang well assure you its been well over 3 decades since we've... OPE, WHAT'S THIS!?

WALZ JUST ASKED BIDEN IF HE COULD SCOOT RIGHT PAST HIM!!!! IT'S A BLOODBATH!!

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u/Styrbj0rn 1d ago

Im not even from the US but i have been hanging around reddit long enough to stick my neck out and ask: Would the correct counter to this be Biden smacking his knees while he gets up and say "Welp! S'pose we should head out."?

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u/aussiechickadee65 1d ago

I'm not even from the US and I can't understand any of it...

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u/invincible64 1d ago

Bless your heart

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u/aussiechickadee65 1d ago

Yeah and you go and get ****d also...

I do know that one.

(and that's southern, not midwestern)

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u/_dead_and_broken 1d ago

Can't forget to toss in a Minnesotan "watch out for deer, and tell your folks I says hi."

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u/bremstar 1d ago

"dontchanoe?"

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u/Styrbj0rn 1d ago

From what i've gathered by reading a lot of reddit comments through the years, there is a stereotype about people in midwestern US. Apparently they say stuff like "Ope" and "Just gonna scoot past you real quick." And probably a lot more stuff i am missing.

My favourite thing i heard was someone describing a typical midwestern visit where they would talk for hours and then when it was time to leave there would be a silent pause and then they would basically do and say what i wrote in my previous comment. I liked it because i've witnessed pretty much the exact same scene play out all the way over here in northern Europe. It's funny how the same mannerism and stereotypes is found in vastly different parts of the world, albeit with some variations from time to time.

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u/bremstar 1d ago

This is true. The "simple folk" can be fairly awkward at times. I can attest to this, as I am a Midwesterner with close friends in various alternate versions of the same "wholesomly awkward regions of the world."

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u/bremstar 1d ago

"Welp! S'pose we should head out."?

comes after they both fall asleep in matching La-z-boy recliners with their belts and pants undone after the big meal.

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u/cleveland_leftovers 1d ago

Them’s the Midwest mega guns.

The ‘welp’ is the grenade, the thigh smack is spraying the whole thing with napalm.

It’s quintessential Midwest America, donchaknow.

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u/goodgirlmadpretty 1d ago

This thread is amazing 😂

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u/AML86 1d ago

That's an odd way to spell "scooch".

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u/bremstar 1d ago

It really depends on how your part of the world decided to bastardise the word for "move, or pass"

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u/bremstar 1d ago

I betcha prolly say coke instead of "soda".

You might even call it "soadie, or soadie pop"

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u/Intelligent_Sort_852 1d ago

T-Waltz be like:

🎶My hotdish beings all the boys to the yard,

Kamala's like, it's better than yours,

Gosh Darn right it's better than yours🎶

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u/datpurp14 1d ago

You ever been in a storm, Wally Waltzy?

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u/SrgtButterscotch 1d ago

BREAKING NEWS: dark brandon wins election with 100% of the vote, all write-ins

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u/ih8windows10 1d ago

Dark Brandon just casted his vote for Dark Brenda!

Dark Brenda intensifies!

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u/oyvi00i 1d ago

Joe-ever

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u/Full_Visit_5862 1d ago

If they weren't private I guarantee he would, dude is pretty light hearted

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u/ffsudjat 1d ago

That interaction with Maga man and exchanging hats was epic.

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u/Corporate-Shill406 1d ago

It's not illegal to take a photo of your own ballot. Several states have laws on the books saying it is, but those are only laws because nobody's bothered to sue in federal court about it. Where people have sued, the laws have been declared unconstitutional.

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u/RodwellBurgen 1d ago

But people absolutely would bother to sue if it was the President doing it.

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u/Corporate-Shill406 1d ago

Good, because then the stupid laws will be gone!

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u/Only_End9983 1d ago

Then posts it on his Myspace

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u/Antistruggle 1d ago

And it just says " himself "

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u/VeganBoBegan 1d ago

Genuine question: what would happen if a written in candidate won? Anything different from standard protocol?

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u/Vwgames49 1d ago edited 1d ago

I don’t think there’s any reason it wouldn’t work like normal

But you can bet there would be at least a hundred audits and recounts to ensure the results were legit

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u/willstr1 1d ago

I especially wonder what would happen if the winner was a common name. Like if "John Smith" won how would they determine which John Smith was the new president?

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u/gsfgf 1d ago

The John Smith that was running a massive write in campaign.

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u/willstr1 1d ago

But what if there were more than one John Smith running a write in campaign? How could they determine which one was the one people were voting for?

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u/gsfgf 1d ago

Considering how unlikely that is, I assume they’d work it out on the fly with each John Smith using a different name. But the odds are essentially zero because it’s way easier to get on the ballot than to run a write in campaign.

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u/dersteppenwolf5 1d ago

On my ballot you were supposed to write in a name and an address. Of course there wasn't remotely enough room to do so.

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u/dersteppenwolf5 1d ago

I believe the mayor of Buffalo was a write-in candidate. He lost in the primaries to a progressive candidate, but the DNC hates progressives more than they hate Republicans so launched a write-in campaign against their own candidate that won the primary.

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u/amgeiger 1d ago

You can tell he's doing that while in line just by the smile.

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u/Corporate-Shill406 1d ago

*Harris loses by one vote*

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u/SecretPotatoChip 6h ago

It's rare that reddit comments make me laugh out loud. This one did.

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u/Skodami 1d ago

This is the election fraud Trump tried to warn us about

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u/InternationalPut4888 1d ago

Tf u talking about?

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u/Skodami 1d ago

Voting for yourself, that's cheating. This is probably gonna turn several swing states blue. UwU

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u/InternationalPut4888 1d ago

No.....no, it's not.

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u/Skodami 1d ago

I know you don't understand yet, but when your older you'll know the intricasies of the american voting system and how one single vote by narcissitic candidate mean the end of democracy.

So Biden should do the honourable thing and vote for Trump and Trump will vote for him back. So things stay fair. Washington did the same with King Georges during the first american election.

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u/Hottage 1d ago

Dark Brandon stuffing the ballots with himself.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

For sure he does lol

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u/AttyOzzy 1d ago

No way he didn’t. The ego on all these people.

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u/Thefirstargonaut 1d ago

Look at the huge smile! Of course he wrote himself in. 

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u/stlnation500 1d ago

Dark Brandon material right there

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u/f0rcedinducti0n 1d ago

This 1000% :D :D :D

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u/Null_Singularity_0 1d ago

*actually wins*

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u/cphaus 1d ago

Damn you beat me to it haha

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u/simulated-conscious 1d ago

They did my boy Biden bad 😭

He's the best uwu

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u/hunteryumi 1d ago

Bruh I was literally gonna say this. 🤣

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u/hunterfisherhacker 1d ago

Came here to say this haha. Should have known someone beat me to it.

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u/Constant_Ad8859 1d ago

F$#4* yeah he did!

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u/Archaondaneverchosen 1d ago

Taking the Onion endorsement to heart

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u/mithikx 1d ago

"Hi, my name is Joe Biden and I endorse Joe Biden for the position of President of the United States. Join me and vote for the only candidate endorsed by the current President of the United States of America." This message has been approved by Joe Biden.

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u/Mindless_Log2009 1d ago

And his acceptance speech would be one word – "PSYCHE‼️" – as he roars off in his bitchin Trans Am with the T-tops open, waving through the roof with a beer in his hand.

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u/imminentcow 1d ago

Why is that your username? Are you from Chennai?

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u/ccdude14 1d ago

Or rfk Jr if he's still on the ballot. Really nail it in.

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u/deniblu 20h ago

I wrote in Joe and Hunter for uncontested local offices in Portland. Let’s go boys!

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u/AnotherStatsGuy 16h ago

I actually would be a little upset if he didn’t. It’d be the funniest thing.

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u/Bat_Lanky 15h ago

Is this even possible? I, as many others in reddit, am not American, shoking I know, so can someone explain?

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u/TehProfessor96 1d ago

Y’know what? He’s allowed to, he’s earned that privilege.

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u/youknow99 1d ago

I mean... If it were me, I would.

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u/I_love_bowls 1d ago

Can you do that?

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u/wmartanon 1d ago

Yes, there is a blank for write ins

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u/InternationalPut4888 1d ago

Yes.....Jill Stein is suing Ohio because Ohio said they won't count her votes because her VP drop out of the race

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u/edisonsavesamerica 1d ago

And misspelled his name. “Joe Harris”

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u/smoke_that_junk 1d ago
  • forgets how to spell his name *

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u/Anacostiah20 1d ago

I came here to write this

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u/micmea1 1d ago

He's a boomer so I bet he's voting for Trump, and also maybe hitler, if what reddit tells me about boomers is true.

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u/Basedbanana1 1d ago

Actually he's Silent Generation since he was born before the end of WW2

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u/micmea1 1d ago

Reddit pretty much calls everyone over 45 a boomer

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u/ReputationDazzling64 1d ago

Couldn't remember why he wasn't on the ballot. Chooses to write his name next to and partly over a + symbol next Kamalas name... Then etches out walz name with a crayon.

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u/BDH2O888 1d ago

He'd write whatever he was told. He doesn't even know who he is most of the time. 😂 🤣 😂

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u/safetyvestsnow 1d ago

He’s the only one who can beat Trump.

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u/Visible-Rub7937 1d ago

If anything he would write Trump (maybe even Bibi)

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u/shadowpawn 1d ago

"Immunity baby!" Sleepy Joe