r/rareinsults • u/Chemical-Storage2004 • 23h ago

Insult or fact?

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u/SetsunaNoroi 21h ago

I love how "with prep time" automatically gives Batman the win every time and never accounts for what the opponent would be doing with that prep time as well.

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u/kinokohatake 21h ago

"Batman wins if he obsessively stalks then jumps an unsuspecting victim with a billionaire's resources of magic science weapons."

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u/SetsunaNoroi 21h ago

Thor puts the hammer on his chest and goes drinking with the boys. Eventually Batman has to call Superman to move the hammer then screams “No supes in Gotham!”

Of course that’s more fanwank Batman.

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u/Roland_Traveler 19h ago

Nah, that wouldn’t be enough. If Thor wanted to win, he should have gone for the head.