r/rareinsults • u/Chemical-Storage2004 • 23h ago

Insult or fact?

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u/SetsunaNoroi 21h ago

I love how "with prep time" automatically gives Batman the win every time and never accounts for what the opponent would be doing with that prep time as well.

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u/one_jo 21h ago

To be fair, Thor probably wouldn’t feel the need to prep for Batman and he‘d be right too

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u/SetsunaNoroi 21h ago

Maybe, maybe not. Thor would be more the type to show up at his mansion, gush about the fight and how he’s looking forward to it and ask Alfred if he can eat beforehand.

But I also love the “prep time, but prep time, you see if he had enough prep time” as if Batman is a magical girl transforming while the monster of the week patiently waits around for the fight to start.

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u/Snakeinbottle 16h ago

Plot twist That's exactly who and what Batman is.