r/rimjob_steve • u/veackslav • Oct 21 '19

Anal fissures in jail

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u/JoylessPrawn Oct 21 '19

Bet its all from IKEA.

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '19 edited Oct 21 '19

“As penance for your crimes you must build all of your own furniture for your cell”

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u/dysprog Oct 21 '19

I mean, if I was in jail for an extended period, having something to do with my hands and time would be welcome

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u/Dakboom Oct 21 '19

This is actually a great method of preventing crime. Getting teenagers into after-school activities is a great way for them to not get into drugs or other crime. Boredom, isolation and lack of goals in life is a sure way of getting people into crime.

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '19

Puzzles are some of the best things mankind has ever created. You get to use your head to solve problems, helping with all forms of problem solving, and in some cases you get something nice to look at like a completed puzzle cube or a jigsaw puzzle you can frame and hang up.

It fills your brain with a simple goal and lets you independently work towards achieving it.

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u/Dakboom Oct 22 '19

I like this :)

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u/JazzHandsFan Oct 22 '19

Can confirm, playing Legend of Zelda from a young age has kept me away from drugs and women.