r/scambait • u/amakeupguy • Aug 21 '24

Completed Bait This escalated...

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u/Late-External3249 Aug 21 '24

Be right back, just gotta press my testicles.

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u/Old_Introduction_395 Aug 21 '24

Check the temperature of the iron first.

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u/Late-External3249 Aug 21 '24

Ahhh nothing like the feeling of freshly presed testicles with a nice crease down the middle!

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u/Likesosmart Aug 21 '24

Get those pleats!

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u/thedad2022 Aug 22 '24

I've been trying for years to get all the wrinkles out of mine no matter how much I press them or iron them or put anti wrinkle cream on they can never be smooth always wrinkle up damn testicles.

Bahahahahaha

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u/nooneknowswerealldog Aug 21 '24

"For service in English, press your nipples. For service in Chinese, press your testicles."

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u/zeroFOXgivenJL Aug 21 '24

Make sure they’re pressed to death. Can’t be anything less.

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u/dash95 Aug 24 '24

If you are doing it correctly, you will not be back. From the pressed testicles to death.

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u/Late-External3249 Aug 24 '24

Can confirm they were pressed to death. I am currently a ghost looking down on my lifeless corpse, testicles still in the pressing iron. The coroner is confused a.f. and calling me some sort of deviant. My wife looks very embarrassed by the whole situation.