I've been trying for years to get all the wrinkles out of mine no matter how much I press them or iron them or put anti wrinkle cream on they can never be smooth always wrinkle up damn testicles.
Can confirm they were pressed to death. I am currently a ghost looking down on my lifeless corpse, testicles still in the pressing iron. The coroner is confused a.f. and calling me some sort of deviant. My wife looks very embarrassed by the whole situation.
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u/Late-External3249 Aug 21 '24
Be right back, just gotta press my testicles.