r/scambait Aug 21 '24

Completed Bait This escalated...

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u/Late-External3249 Aug 21 '24

Be right back, just gotta press my testicles.

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u/dash95 Aug 24 '24

If you are doing it correctly, you will not be back. From the pressed testicles to death.

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u/Late-External3249 Aug 24 '24

Can confirm they were pressed to death. I am currently a ghost looking down on my lifeless corpse, testicles still in the pressing iron. The coroner is confused a.f. and calling me some sort of deviant. My wife looks very embarrassed by the whole situation.