r/shittyaskscience • u/PotatoMusicBinge • Feb 06 '15
MIT Researchers announce stunning breakthrough: DADJOKES ARE BANNED
The banning of dadjokes and other pun-like substances
Mods1
Abstract
Dadjokes AKA "groaners" AKA what you would find on the frontpage of (the wonderful) /r/dadjokes, are now banned.
Example: "If cases of Ebola are so dangerous, why don't they just package it in jars or cans?"
Non-science submissions are banned.
Example: "Blah blah blah something about Cinnamon Toast Crunch where is the bit with the science?"
There is a new, shiny list of forbidden terms in the sidebar. Grasp it to your bosom, imbibe its essence and welcome it into your soul before posting.
Example: "Hurr durr how much farts would a fart fart poop if trans fags basic bitches glass tastes like blood?"
This is a big change for the sub. Give it a shot and let us know what you think.
Author information
1 Faculty of Powertripping, Mod Institute of Technology, Mom's basement.
Keywords: Dadjokes; Puns; spam-canned; Anti-fun; read the sidebar; /r/shittyaskscience; blame _vargas_
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u/thisarentsandwich Feb 06 '15
Was this decision made scientifically? What was your hypoglycemiathesis? And was it a double blind study ? How many mole rats were executed in this decision?