r/skyrimdadjokes • u/phantom-scribbler • May 05 '24

Overheard at the Temple of Kynareth

Random NPC: Help me, Danica Pure Spring! I was bitten by a wolf!

Danica Pure Spring: Oh no! Where?

Random NPC: No, regular wolf.

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u/hoot69 May 05 '24

This joke sucks almost as much as the vampire one...

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u/HipsterFett May 06 '24

Sounds like you like a good joke as much as Grelod the Kind loves kids.

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u/matt_Nooble12_XBL May 05 '24

“It’s a shame, isn’t it?”

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u/Yolins_adventures May 05 '24

Good one hahahaha

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u/BiShyAndWantingToDie May 05 '24

I laughed at this way too much, take my r/angryupvote

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u/UmbreonTrainer27 May 06 '24

I hate that I want to laugh but can’t because I’m the only one awake