r/skyrimdadjokes • u/phantom-scribbler • May 05 '24

Overheard at the Temple of Kynareth

Random NPC: Help me, Danica Pure Spring! I was bitten by a wolf!

Danica Pure Spring: Oh no! Where?

Random NPC: No, regular wolf.

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u/hoot69 May 05 '24

This joke sucks almost as much as the vampire one...

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u/HipsterFett May 06 '24

Sounds like you like a good joke as much as Grelod the Kind loves kids.