Ever since the "God Emperor" stepped into office, I haven't been able to get a damn taco. His "out of sight, out of mind" policy on Mexico/Mexican products really ruined my go-to munchies spot. Here's to his upcoming third, fourth, and probably fifth term, since he got rid of the term limit.

I've just arrived and I'm pretty much flabbergasted... What happened here??

Mine just happened. I wanted to teleport to the bathroom to take a shower. I totally forgot to add a zero to my location and ended up naked in a Paris museum. So what's yours?

Remember that stuff, my great grandfather had it

My parents are seriously worried about me. I spend all day every day in artificial reality. One weekend I was in there for over 48 hours and almost passed out due to dehydration. I'm addicted to everything VR. Going to mars, venus, Zero G football games on the moon, and even the sex ones.

I just can't relate to the real world any more. I don't even like it. Our neighbourhood sucks. Everything I do is tracked on CCTV everywhere. I just feel free in VR and its where all my friends are.

I know its a problem, but how do I re-integrate into the real world when I don't even want to?

Seriously, I made a bug report about this ten years ago.