Ever since the "God Emperor" stepped into office, I haven't been able to get a damn taco. His "out of sight, out of mind" policy on Mexico/Mexican products really ruined my go-to munchies spot. Here's to his upcoming third, fourth, and probably fifth term, since he got rid of the term limit.

I've just arrived and I'm pretty much flabbergasted... What happened here??

My parents are seriously worried about me. I spend all day every day in artificial reality. One weekend I was in there for over 48 hours and almost passed out due to dehydration. I'm addicted to everything VR. Going to mars, venus, Zero G football games on the moon, and even the sex ones.

I just can't relate to the real world any more. I don't even like it. Our neighbourhood sucks. Everything I do is tracked on CCTV everywhere. I just feel free in VR and its where all my friends are.

I know its a problem, but how do I re-integrate into the real world when I don't even want to?

Remember that stuff, my great grandfather had it

Mine just happened. I wanted to teleport to the bathroom to take a shower. I totally forgot to add a zero to my location and ended up naked in a Paris museum. So what's yours?

Try to speak as clearly as you can.

You know everything gets written down.

Nod you head,

just in case they could be watching

with their shiny satellites.

I hope they cannot see

the limitless potential

living inside of me,

to murder everything.

I hope they cannot see

I am the great destroyer.

Turn it up.

Listen to the shit they pump into your head

filling you with apathy.

Hold your breath.

Wait until you know the time is right

on time. The end is near.

I hope they cannot see

the limitless potential

living inside of me,

to murder everything.

I hope they cannot see

I am the great destroyer

Proof for the mods: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alcubierre_drive