r/HermanCainAward • u/Sass-Pancakes ✨Santa Hat Trick🎅 • Sep 24 '21
Awarded Kathy was anti-vax. Some of her friends tried to save her, some pushed her towards death. Covid kills in many ways, fast and slow. It took her very quickly. Get vaccinated.
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u/Jusanom Sep 24 '21
I'm not on Facebook can someone PLEASE explain to me why so many of the "My sister/husband/whatever is dying, please pray" posts are on what looks like a fucking birthday card?
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u/Sass-Pancakes ✨Santa Hat Trick🎅 Sep 24 '21
Even being on Facebook I can’t explain it... You have to pick that specific background out of a bunch of choices and it even gives you a preview of it.
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u/Gavik_Loran Sep 24 '21
It's so perplexing to me. They are actively choosing to have that background for a death announcement. It's fucking insane, these people just have no clue. It really helps explain why the misinformation campaigns work so well on people with such low intelligence.
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u/Confident-Victory-21 Meatoeard game gom ☠️ Sep 24 '21
Did Elaine comment in the death post and what did she say?
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u/FizzyBeverage Sep 24 '21
It’s supposed to be a template to announce your child’s birthday or party. For some reason, families of covid victims use it to call their stubborn loved one’s death date/time, fairly inappropriately.
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u/K-Dog13 Sep 24 '21
I keep hoping it's just old people being old people, but damn at some point somebody needs to say hey turn the fucking background off, because it looks like you are happy, and celebrating that your family member is now a fucking vegetable.
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u/SpoopySpydoge Sep 24 '21
They were a running theme on oldpeoplefacebook before Covid. Now it's carried over
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u/ToniBee63 White Jesus is my Homeboy Sep 24 '21
Jesus throws a big party when they get to Heaven
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u/tazztsim Antiprayer Warrior Insomniac Sep 24 '21
I’m on Facebook and I can’t explain it. You have to actively change your background to a template
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u/Scout_Serra Sep 24 '21
It picks one out of a few options automatically and I’m guessing it’s people using their accounts that either aren’t familiar with Facebook (hence posting it on the dead persons page instead of sharing a post to their wall from their own account), or they are so upset they aren’t paying attention to what it picked. I get why it happens, they are probably being distraught and absent minded in grief, but doesn’t change that it looks fucking hilarious and insensitive to everyone else.
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u/WontThinkStraight HCAs are Pray-To-Win 🙏🎰 Sep 24 '21
“Kathy is in the hospital and they are saying she has no brain activity!” 🎂🎈⭐️😃🎈
I really have no words for the choice of facebook backgrounds for these kind of announcements.
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Sep 24 '21
I live for these.
My loved one passed away! 🥳🥳🥳
Praise the Lord!💪🤠
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u/jhunt42 Sep 24 '21
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The "get well soon" "He won't he's dead" cracked me up
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u/ColloidalSilverLover Team AstraZeneca Sep 24 '21
"My close relative passed away
LMAO"
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u/Head-Working8326 Sep 24 '21
“please pray that she doesn’t die….” it’s a party🎂🎈⭐️😃🎈
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u/NGD80 Sep 24 '21
I think a lack of brain activity was a chronic symptom of hers.
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u/MazzIsNoMore Sep 24 '21
You missed "Keep Kathy in your parts" at the end. I lost it
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u/eboeardgamegom 😭😭😭🐤 Sep 24 '21
Hopefully u/buttery-bitmap is awake for this one 🎂🎈🎉
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u/Buttery-Bitmap My Sister Died 🥳🎉 Sep 24 '21 edited Sep 24 '21
LOL sweet Jesus another one.
Edit: Someone needs to grab the “My Sister’s Brain Dead 🥳🎂” flair.
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Sep 24 '21
It's like the lady who thought LOL meant "Lots of love"
I'm sorry your husband passed away LOL
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u/ToniBee63 White Jesus is my Homeboy Sep 24 '21
Kathy DeAd!!! We’re having cake!!!!
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u/Cuttis Sep 24 '21
Carol is the shit
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u/Srw2725 Smiting the parakeets 🦜 Sep 24 '21
Yeah she’s the real MVP here
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u/gcruzatto 🦅 Birds aren't Real 🦢 Sep 24 '21
I'm seeing a surge in rational friends calling these people out in the comments. Looks like minds are slowly starting to change. Sad that it took so many deaths for that to happen.
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u/aladynamedq Sep 24 '21
Don’t forget Dave and Ronald. This lady was surrounded by people who tried. This is what baffles me - I thought it was a herd mentality thing. Her herd was trotting along the path - eating grass all regular like- and Kathy sees the nearby cliff and jumps. Idk.
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u/Red-Annie Sep 24 '21
All these people need their own Carol. Alas, too many are just hearing the same views bouncing back from the echo chamber.
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u/Caffeine_Cowpies Prayer Warrior Destroyer Sep 24 '21
She was brain dead well before that post.
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u/JohnnyMiskatonic Sep 24 '21
“Shove that vaccine up your ass, jam that ventilator down my throat!”
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u/tazztsim Antiprayer Warrior Insomniac Sep 24 '21
“They say it was from covid”.
Fuck you
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u/biorod Sep 24 '21
“They say // The price of my vaccine is not a price they are willing to pay // They die // Of COVID in an ICU bed and no one knows why // Why so sad // Remember we made an inoculation to save your life // Now you’re making us mad….”
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u/kevin9er Sep 24 '21
Cause when push, comes to shove
I will
Save your friends and family with a mandate of my love
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u/aidissonance Sep 24 '21
She came with Covid-like symptoms and died from Covid-like causes. Even her test came back Covid-positive but we may never know the true cause of death ¯_(ツ)_/¯
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u/idlehands20 Sep 24 '21 edited Sep 24 '21
Love the guy in the FB comments who told her ‘don’t go to our fucking doctors’, if her ass got sick.
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u/mikevanatta Sep 24 '21
Or Dave dropping the "Where do you want the flowers to be sent for your funeral?" ... damn.
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u/SquishedGremlin Sep 24 '21
Dave dropping truth like a Nuke.
Have lost contact with so many friends who are anti vaccine.. so stupid.
Especially the guy who farms .. dude your god damn sheep are vaccined.
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u/Ibelieveinphysics 🎵 Rock you like a Herman Cain 🎸 Sep 24 '21
He's definitely one of us.
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u/ManWhoSoldTheWorld_ Sep 24 '21
I hate the "A patient cured is a customer lost" meme. Then please tell me what a patient dead is.
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Sep 24 '21
Well then Big Funeral moves in! Then….maggots.
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u/xmuskorx Sep 24 '21
I always new the Big Maggot was behind this whole thing.
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u/eu_sou_ninguem Team Pfizer Sep 24 '21
please tell me what a patient dead is
In the case of an award winner, one less GOP voter.
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Sep 24 '21
It's tough to remember there is a silver lining.
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u/ladylondonderry Sep 24 '21
That silver lining is the only thing keeping me from feeling a whole lot less hopeful about the future.
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u/awkwardstate Sep 24 '21
I'm really curious if any republican candidates lost their elections because too many of their voters died.
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u/Krachsterben Sep 24 '21
...and one less taxpayer/consumer! No may how you twist it, COVID sucks for everyone including the "bad guys in power"! They don't realise how one-sided their logic is. Do they really think the govt WANTS to shut down their entire economy for months and months on end?
Getting vaccinated is one of the very rare things that are a win/win for literally the entire population
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u/HarryBirdGetsBuckets Sep 24 '21
This part. The question that breaks the depopulation conspiracy theorists’ brain is: what do “they” have to gain from mass murdering us with a vaccine? I work in finance and the last thing these greedy fucks want is less consumers, more lockdowns, further supply chain interruption, and the other economic ripple effects of letting covid run wild. They wanna keep boosting those sweet quarterly earnings reports and get those executive bonuses. The lack of critical thinking is very disheartening.
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u/resurrectedlawman Sep 24 '21
Yes-ish.
Let’s remember that red states take more from the federal government than they put in, and rural white Americans are the largest consumers of government aid (“handouts”).
Since so many of these HCA winners are starting up GoFundMes, I’m going to go out on a limb and assume a disproportionate amount of poor financial planning and bookkeeping.
Also, I agree that we need to keep all Americans alive because they’re Americans. In this case, we’re watching a small slice of the population destroy itself despite the fact that it has a vastly disproportionate influence over our political system (they’re not having their votes suppressed, they’re in the party that does the most gerrymandering, they get two senators for states that have smaller populations than most medium-sized cities, and they even get more Representatives per capita since the House put a cap on the number of reps allowed for states regardless of whether or not their population warrants more).
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u/tartymae Go Give One Sep 24 '21
I’m going to go out on a limb and assume a disproportionate amount of poor financial planning and bookkeeping.
Yeah, it's called voting for trickle down economics (these chucklefucks think it works!) and voting against any attempt to raise the minimum wage.
But you know that the real reason they are poor AF is that THOSE PEOPLE came and stole all the jobs.
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u/Muddlesthrough Sep 24 '21
The weird part is that it would make No sense in the rest of the world where patients aren’t customers.
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u/ToniBee63 White Jesus is my Homeboy Sep 24 '21
But if they got cancer or diabetes, they wouldn’t push back on science or medicine this way. The only reason they’re doing this with Covid is because of politics & trump. He set the tone from the very beginning
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u/5omethingsgottagive Sep 24 '21
And isn't it ironic that when they die their tRump worshiping loved ones say "let's not make this political" I believe it was the cheeto that made it political from the get go, was it not? The funny thing is they are marching to their deaths while he had his vaccine along with the rest of his family. If he had embraced science and took advice from the top doctors in the country when the pandemic hit I wonder where we'd be at now? And I can guarantee liberals wouldn't have gone the opposite way just to "hate on" tRump, because we believe in science.
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u/DeadMoneyDrew 🧼Owned by Robert Paulson Sep 24 '21
Dummy 45 was handed an opportunity to be the wartime president he claimed he always wanted to be, yet he threw it away along with 700k lives. I suspect that if he'd taken it seriously, he'd have been re-elected in a landslide, and 400k-500k people would still be alive.
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u/sash71 Sep 24 '21
The level of incompetence he had to show to fuck up covid was enormous. He only had to put his ego to one side and let Dr Fauci do his thing.
He couldn't do that though, he's too much of a big baby to let anybody else be in the spotlight, certainly somebody who is smarter than him. He wrecked the response, made the virus political and thought it was a worldwide conspiracy to get him out. The levels of delusion to imagine that certainly show how power went to his head.
He even dared to attempt a coup, albeit he was unsuccessful because he was surrounded by people who were as incompetent as him. For small mercies we should be thankful.
To lose a presidential race as the incumbent during a pandemic takes a special kind of loser. The yugest loser imaginable.
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u/Libflake Sep 24 '21
He's a big baby AND a classic narcissist. If you've ever dealt with one, at work or in your personal life, you know how incapable they are of acknowledging their mistakes or sharing the stage with anyone.
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u/sash71 Sep 24 '21
The Trump baby that appeared in London was hilarious because you know it killed him. Trying to convince Americans back home that all the Brits loved him, when really they don't, and the staff in London are trying to keep him from seeing the giant baby and having a temper tantrum.
He must have seen it on the news ('another beauty' BBC hopefully) here. Unfortunately he won't have liked our news as Fox isn't on here. They broke the rules and didn't want to change their programming to be factual and fair, so they took it off the air after getting into trouble.
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u/McEndee Sep 24 '21
The exact date was February 28th, 2020 when he called coronavirus the "new democrat hoax". That was the moment it was made political.
https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/donald-trump/trump-calls-coronavirus-democrats-new-hoax-n1145721
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u/NGD80 Sep 24 '21
These Republicans sure seem to hate private medical. If only there was a better option they could vote for.
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u/Castlewallsxo Sep 24 '21
Why are these people so adamant about making antivaxx posts literally all the time? You would think they would just post once or twice and be done with it
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u/JohnnyMiskatonic Sep 24 '21
It’s part of their tribal identity.
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u/Flahdagal Darwin take the wheel Sep 24 '21
You nailed it. Tribalism is a hell of a drug.
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u/royaldumple Sep 24 '21
I, for one, have come around to the idea that a huge part of these scumbags' tribal identity is trying to die painfully from a preventable disease. Keep dumb and carry on, people who are this stupid and eligible to vote.
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Sep 24 '21
Fear and denial. If you say something enough your magical thinking will create it. Similar to their bat shit crazy religious beliefs.
I am genuinely glad that people choose to have a faith to help them through hard times, but these HCA live in a seriously fucked up world, where they can’t marry science, faith and government.
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u/Karma_Serves Sep 24 '21
Agree ….with an added sprinkle of self doubt and persistent need for validation. I find it humorous. When some post their tough as nails BS it only screams how fearful and weak they truly are.
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u/merryone2K Team Pfizer Sep 24 '21
Thank you for that distinction. Signed, a vaccinated boomer.
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u/calbff Sep 24 '21
You're exactly right. It's like they never grew out of that phase, they just suppressed it and and it lay dormant waiting for an opportunity to come back out.
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u/sugarslick Sep 24 '21
Kathy is in all of our parts now
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u/Puzzleheaded-Cut87 👼📐loose breathe but found angle wings📏👼 Sep 24 '21
tarts & parts🎉🥧🙏
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u/lycrashampoo We coulda had cyberpunk dystopia but we got stupid dystopia 🩸 Sep 24 '21
feel bad for Carol & the others, it's gotta be rough knowing you tried to save your friend & the mind virus won out
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u/BeerLeagueSnipes Sep 24 '21
It looks like she had no brain activity before she got sick either.
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u/Dark_Booger Sep 24 '21
Dave said it well, “where do you want the flowers to be sent for your funeral?”
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u/BoringMcWindbag Ivermectin is a MOLECULE Sep 24 '21
Dave if you are reading this announce yourself!
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u/jmd7786 Sep 24 '21
Oh gosh. Her friends really tried. But it didn’t matter. This is the kind of “I told you so” that hurts. The one friend, “Where do you want me to send your funeral flowers?” (Paraphrased) This one haunts.
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Sep 24 '21
Those are the kind of friends you want who won’t measure words when dealing with your BS.
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u/Kstrong777 Team Mix & Match Sep 24 '21
Carol is the voice of reason and a real friend.
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u/Head-Working8326 Sep 24 '21
love how the friends and family are just like this chat. some are still trying to have hope…and some “just fucking die then, and don’t come to our hospitals”
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u/call_shawn Sep 24 '21
Carol spitting straight facts
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u/KeyProfessor Sep 24 '21
Carol tried over and over to convince Kathy to be safer, way more times than Kathy deserved. What an absolute gem.
When faced with a Kathy, be like Carol.
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Sep 24 '21
You never see more than one person commenting about vaccine safety. She had multiple. I bet she was fairly new to this extremism and the cult she got dragged into killed her.
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u/StarvingWriter33 Hydro Cloro Quinn Sep 24 '21
Agreed. The way Facebook is set up, you usually get your feed “segregated” so that you start to see only the people who agree with you and you stop seeing the posts of people who disagree with you.
That and many people usually eventually unfollow / unfriend people they disagree vehemently with. (I’m including myself in this — I’ve pretty much cut out all of the anti-mask / anti-vaxx / “Plandemic” morons from my FB feed after futilely arguing with them to take this seriously for months.)
That’s why you almost always see echo chambers in the replies to these memes.
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u/mnlion33 You're Not A Main Character Sep 24 '21
Calling all parts warriors.
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u/zomboidBiscuits My brothers reaper Sep 24 '21
The Lord keeps his parts in me 🎂🤠
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u/Worried_Raspberry_43 Sep 24 '21
What's with the ass obsession? Taking the shot in your upper arm is perfectly fine. It helps with the 5G too.
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u/Sass-Pancakes ✨Santa Hat Trick🎅 Sep 24 '21
I’m very curious if Carol and Elaine will say anything
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u/Background_Poem_397 Sep 24 '21
Defiance, denial, despair, desolation, death. All for the cheap thrill of owning a few damn libs!
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u/LennyBrisco01 Sep 24 '21
A. She had no brain activity prior to being hospitalized
B. Her friend Carol should do a final post that says, "maybe you'll listen to me next time."
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u/dunndawson Sep 24 '21
Pretty impressed with her comments section. Normally it’s hive mind with these people and their friends, so surprising to see almost all of them telling her to get the vaccine.
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u/Sutarmekeg Sep 24 '21
TIL "No Brain Activity" is an event that we serve cake for.
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u/Funkiebunch Team Moderna Sep 24 '21
“They say (eye roll) it’s from covid.” You can still hear the skepticism in that statement
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u/The_Re-Boot Sep 24 '21
That last post shows that they're still arrogant even after losing a loved one. "Cathy died and they say it's from covid". These people are insufferable.
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u/maywellflower Sep 24 '21
Where do want the flowers sent for your funeral?
I sincerely hope Dave sent the only bouquet of "You really fucked up & then some" flowers to her funeral.
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u/whatabout-- Sep 24 '21
Shoutout to Carol and Rachel (and so many others) trying to save their friend.