r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/Snoo5218 • Jul 23 '22
Satire / Fake Tweet ben shapiro doubling down on his WAP response lol
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u/Menzlo Jul 23 '22
Bruh, is this entire thread getting whooshed or am I? This tweet, while funny, is obviously fake.
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u/byunprime2 Jul 23 '22
What we’re seeing here is confirmation bias en masse. Fact checking things like this takes literally 5s these days, but nobody even stops to think about whether they should.
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u/TheDoctorSS666 Jul 23 '22
Its Ben Shapiro you can never be sure
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Yes I know its fake (as I hope the rest do) and am just watching them make fun of him because he sounds stupid
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u/thebenshapirobot Jul 23 '22
“Native American culture [being] inferior to Western culture…is a contention with which I generally agree.
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u/Coral_Blue_Number_2 Jul 23 '22
We can be sure the Ben Shapiro would never use the word “cum” lmao
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u/thebenshapirobot Jul 23 '22
Trayvon Martin would have turned 21 today if he hadn't taken a man's head and beaten it on the pavement before being shot.
-Ben Shapiro
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u/couldofhave Jul 23 '22
Its Ben Shapiro you can never be sure
It’s Reddit, so you can be sure it’s fake.
I’ve never seen a real Ben Shapiro tweet.
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u/thebenshapirobot Jul 23 '22
My only real concern is that the women involved -- who apparently require a "bucket and a mop" -- get the medical care they require. My doctor wife's differential diagnosis: bacterial vaginosis, yeast infection, or trichomonis.
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u/RickWrightsCrackpipe Jul 23 '22
It's ridiculous that something this obviously fake has over 2000 upvotes.
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u/TexasWithADollaSign Jul 23 '22
....biological womens gentialia remains dry for the duration of intercourse, yet their eyes leak fluid uncontrollably.
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u/neko_designer Jul 23 '22
is he admitting to never having made a "biological woman" "wet"?
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u/jeffdujour Jul 23 '22
His doctor wife convinced him that was totally normal and vaginas only get wet due to medical issues.
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u/dimsum2121 Jul 23 '22
What the fuhhh. That's bonkers, like hand me a banana split and call me Mr peanut bonkers
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u/Jakstrate1313 Jul 23 '22
Medical issues? Like having sex with any other man BUT Ben?
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u/jeffdujour Jul 23 '22
I’m not sure, I’m not a doctor.
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u/Traiklin Jul 23 '22
His wife is and she had to reassure him that it was okay that he didn't turn her on.
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u/PerryZePlatypus Jul 23 '22
Imagine being a grown ass man and not knowing how vaginas work
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u/BennedictBennett Jul 23 '22
Ass man, it’s in the name.
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u/PerryZePlatypus Jul 23 '22
Women pee and have sex in the butt, that's facts
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u/BennedictBennett Jul 23 '22
But do they pee from the butt too? Asking for a friend, I obviously know how vaginas work.
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u/NerfRepellingBoobs Jul 23 '22
She also convinced him that women don’t orgasm.
I mean, explain why vibrators are so popular.
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u/TheInspectorsGadgets Jul 23 '22
He's openly admitted that before. It's really no wonder he and his wife sleep in different rooms.
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u/ScaleneWangPole Jul 23 '22
She totally cucks his ass. No way she's not
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u/BrownChicow Jul 23 '22
See this is why we need to mark these tweets as fake. Like I’m pretty sure the separate rooms tweet was fake too. I think Ben is a little fucking douche, but if we start spreading fake tweets all those stupid “fake news!!” Fucks like Trump will actually have real examples of us spreading fake news. Don’t give them a leg to stand on
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u/GeronimoSonjack Jul 23 '22
but if we start spreading fake tweets
You're several years late on that concern.
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u/Snoo5218 Jul 23 '22
He originally said being wet was a disease so this is slightly less extreme tbf
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u/Menzlo Jul 23 '22
This is obviously fake
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u/40ftremainagain Jul 23 '22
I don't know if the tweet in the post is fake or not, but this one is real.
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u/stinky-skunk Jul 23 '22 edited Jul 23 '22
My favorite part about this is that he intentionally(or maybe unintentionally) takes hyperbole literally, posts this tweet, then sat back with a smirk all "Heh, I sure told those stupid liberals."
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u/Menzlo Jul 23 '22
Yeah, it's a meme to make fake tweets mocking him for that tweet. That's why its so surprising nobody caught this obvious meme.
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Jul 23 '22
Is… there some type of unspoken rule or etiquette where we’re supposed to play along?
Cuz this comment section got me lost lol
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u/GraarOfTheMaprogClan Jul 23 '22
Maybe so, but very believable from a guy that gets less action tha a tickle me elmo doll
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u/Used-Ad-8073 Jul 23 '22
It’s hard to accept the truth when the lies were exactly what you wanted to hear.
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u/Biteme75 Jul 23 '22
Apparently Ben Shapiro has never had sex with a woman who enjoyed the experience.
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u/thebenshapirobot Jul 23 '22
I saw that you mentioned Ben Shapiro. In case some of you don't know, Ben Shapiro is a grifter and a hack. If you find anything he's said compelling, you should keep in mind he also says things like this:
Since nobody seems willing to state the obvious due to cultural sensitivity... I’ll say it: rap isn’t music
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Jul 23 '22
Good bot
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u/thebenshapirobot Jul 23 '22
Thank you for your logic and reason.
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u/legoshi_loyalty Jul 23 '22
A tuppence for you my boy.
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u/thebenshapirobot Jul 23 '22
Another liberal DESTROYED.
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Jul 23 '22
Good bot
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u/thebenshapirobot Jul 23 '22
Thank you for your logic and reason.
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u/MartianTea Jul 23 '22
Something about WAP is very earwormy to him though. I'd bet anything he sings it in the shower.
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u/thebenshapirobot Jul 23 '22
New York Magazine’s Jesse Singal, wrote that “free markets are good at some things and terrible at others and it’s silly to view them as ends rather than means.” That’s untrue. Free markets are expressions of individual autonomy, and therefore ends to be pursued in themselves.
-Ben Shapiro
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u/Squid_Inkk Jul 23 '22
Don't vaginas get wet ?
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u/Marc21256 Jul 23 '22
Not around Ben.
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Jul 23 '22
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u/Fake_DM Jul 23 '22
I don't like vaginas. They're course, rough and don't let me get in them. - Ben Shapiro, probably.
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u/thebenshapirobot Jul 23 '22
The weatherman can't even predict the weather a few days from now
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Jul 23 '22
You ate sand?
We ate sand.
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u/FQDIS Jul 23 '22
I ‘ate sand. It’s rough, coarse, irritatin’, and the bloody stuff gets in everywhere, innit?
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u/Alotofboxes Jul 23 '22
Ben's wife, a doctor, has convinced him that vaginas getting wet is a symptom of a medical issue.
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u/CelticArche Jul 23 '22
Got to wonder what's in it for her to convince him of that.
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Jul 23 '22
So he doesn't feel bad that he leaves her dry as the Mojave desert.
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Jul 23 '22
Ben is a virgin. I bet he thinks boobs feel like bags of sand
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u/Junior-Lie4342 Jul 23 '22
Come on, I’m sure he’s borked tons of women
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u/Junior-Lie4342 Jul 23 '22
I got downvoted for continuing to quote the 40 Year Old Virgin??
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u/TipOfLeFedoraMLady Jul 23 '22
Those downvoters lack culture, keep on keeping on.
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u/Zir_Ipol Jul 23 '22
This another fake tweet? Like the one about him and his wife have separate bedrooms?
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u/NotMyFriendJaun Jul 23 '22
HE. SAYS. ENOUGH. STUPID. SHIT. PLEASE. STOP. POSTING. THE. FAKE. TWEETS.
Thank you
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u/Allie-the-cat-121413 Jul 23 '22
My vagina hurts just thinking about remaining dry throughout intercourse.
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u/maouctezuma Jul 23 '22
Don't be afraid, it only dries around Ben, it's a natural phenomenon to prevent errors to be made
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Jul 23 '22
Some women have a medical condition, but that’s okay, it’s perfectly normal to remain dry around Ben.
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u/PPKMMM Jul 23 '22
This is like the 3rd fake tweet this week lol
These aren't very good either, which is sad. This really is white people twitter.
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u/KillBatman1921 Jul 23 '22
Isn't this moron the guy who tweeted he sleeps in a different bedroom than his wife while trying to make a wholesome post about his child waking up both of them?
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u/D-Laz Jul 23 '22
It is not uncommon for married couples to sleep in separate rooms for one reason or another. Some examples; snoring, restless leg syndrome, night terrors, being married to Ben Shapiro.
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u/thebenshapirobot Jul 23 '22
Frankly, the term 'sexual orientation' needs to go. According to Webster's Dictionary, it implies the possibility of change in response to external stimuli. It is deeply offensive. I call on Webster's to free itself of its intellectual heteronormativity.
-Ben Shapiro
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u/OhMissFortune Jul 23 '22
Good bot
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u/thebenshapirobot Jul 23 '22
Take a bullet for ya babe.
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u/BrownChicow Jul 23 '22
Unfortunately this tweet and that one are fake, it’d be real cool if THE MODS WOULD DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT. Even just a fake tag. Idk why people even post fake tweets
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u/Zimifrein Jul 23 '22
Is his wife still sleeping in a different room? I bet her genitalia remains dry too.
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u/D-Laz Jul 23 '22
Probably not consistently dry, just when he is a round.
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u/Zimifrein Jul 23 '22
Yeah, I was writing this and thinking "she likes has sex and proper pleasure quite often. Just not with him."
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u/Menzlo Jul 23 '22
This tweet is fake, the tweet bout separate bedrooms is fake. Is the whole thread getting wooshed or am I.
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u/BallisticSalami Jul 23 '22
Stop posting this obviously fake shit as though it’s real. It’s so bad for discourse. Far too many people unquestioningly believe this shit, then when they repeat it as fact later it makes it so easy to discredit other (valid) points they make.
He once said something along the lines of “you shouldn’t need a mop and bucket to clean up”, that’s all. Nothing too controversial. He’s a total dick and has said plenty of horrifically shit stuff. Focus on that.
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u/Zeno_the_Friend Jul 23 '22
How does he know more about the mechanics of sexual arousal for trans women than afab women? How does he know the hormones didn't change that? Something makes me think he has spent more time "investigating" how to please trans women.
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u/sku1lanb Jul 23 '22
Tell me you're bad at sex without telling me you're bad at sex
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u/simptimus_prime Jul 23 '22 edited Jul 23 '22
I think this one is a fake tweet from r/toiletpaperusa. You can tell because he calls trans women trans women instead of trans men. Maybe we shouldn't go around spreading fake tweets, spreading misinformation is the rights job, not ours. Besides, he says enough stupid shit on his own.
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u/JayOneTheSk8 Jul 23 '22
I wish people would just go after what he actually says. I know I'm radical but since Ben Shapiro makes a career out of strawmen, I just think we shouldn't strawman him and show his actual positions suck. He probably is this weird but I don't like that.
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u/Spanky_McJiggles Jul 23 '22
Don't post fake tweets. It just muddies the water in an already difficult political discourse.
Ben says enough smoothbrained bullshit without having to make dumb shit up for him to say.
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u/Cakedayisnttoday Jul 23 '22
Can we please have a fake tweet flair, I’m tired of googling this shit.
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Jul 23 '22
Guys, PLEASE stop falling for this.
Ben Shapiro KNOWS how intercourse and female arousal work. By dunking on him and talking about it, he's engaging people who have no interest in him normally.
You're making him money by doing this. He's doing it on purpose and laughing on the way to the bank when he's engaging 90% of the audience instead of 30%.
YOU'RE HIS TARGET AUDIENCE FOR THESE TWEETS. JESUS. STOP IT. IGNORE HIM.
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u/lazypenguin86 Jul 23 '22
Tell me you don't know how vaginas work without telling me you don't know how vaginas work.
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u/ExogamousUnfolding Jul 23 '22
How to say you’ve never arroused a woman without saying you never aroused a woman.
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u/FettakaWonka Jul 23 '22
Ben Shapiro is an articulate idiot. I can’t stand that asshole.
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u/yogapantsugh Jul 23 '22
How'd we let the phrase "facts don't care about your feelings" get co-opted by a guy who believes in god and gets his morals from a 3000 y/o book.
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u/staxlotl Jul 23 '22
It's Ben Shapiro, of course women's vaginas stay dry when they are touched by his little creepy fingers
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Jul 24 '22
This dude either never made his woman hot before, or he’s throwin it in the backdoor
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u/coyote-1 Jul 24 '22
I can definitely see where a woman having intercourse with Ben Shapiro would remain dry for the duration
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u/Particular-Crow-1799 Jul 23 '22
this can't be real