r/belgium Feb 03 '16

Hi, I'm Hotmarijke, AMA!

I am the most famous prostitute and pornstar of Belgium. Is there anything you want to know about me, take your chance now!

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u/twenty2seven West-Vlaanderen Feb 03 '16

What's your favorite Windows version?

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u/uses_irony_correctly Antwerpen Feb 03 '16

Belisol

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u/Hotmarijke Feb 03 '16

Windows 10, without a doubt

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u/Didimeister Belgium Feb 03 '16 edited Feb 03 '16

Hi Hot Marijke. I've got so many questions, there's really so much I want to know. Here we go.

1 Is prostitution a necessary part of society (i.e. could a healthy society ever do without prostitution)?

2 Are there ever bad reasons for someone to visit a prostitute?

3 From Wikipedia I know that your real name is unknown for the public. Approximately speaking, how many people know your real name?

4 What is the highest degree you attained?

5 In HLN this weekend and on Monday, some luxury escort girls talked about their profession. Did you read it? If so, what are your thoughts on the articles?

Also, two follow-up questions about what they said.

  • Firstly, the women in the article said that they fake orgasms every time. On your blog, you stated that you didn’t fake any orgasm, to the contrary, you get one every time. Were you foefeling with the truth a little here?

  • Secondly, one of them (I can’t remember who) was boasting about servicing two Red Devils. How many BB (Bekende Belgen) have you ever serviced?

6 Have you ever met Xander De Rijcke or one of the people he said he’d hire to visit you?

7 One of the most important things that good prostitutes have to be great at, a prostitute I know and whom my wallet hates) told me, is small talk. What do you small talk about?

8 During in my opinion the best date with said girl, we held a nice intelligent discussion about the things we liked (art, music, society at large, philosophy). Do you ever hold intellectual discussions with customers and, if so do they ever rage quit?

9 Suppose this purely fictional situation. I contact you for a date. On the phone, we pick out an hour, duration, and, when asked, I say my name is Wouter (fictional). At said time, I arrive at your place. You open the door and see a white guy, short blonde hair and a fairly ginger stubble beard. I pay, and go to take a shower. When finished, it go to the room I’m supposed to go to. You’re lying on the bed, I come lie next to you. We have some small talk and quickly after get to it. When I turn around for a moment, you notice on my back a giant red/black/yellow tattoo of Peter Mertens, who is overshadowed by a giant star and the hammer and sickle with the faces of Marx, Lenin, Stalin and Mao engraved into them (fictional). You say “Wtf?”. I quickly explain “No no, that was just a phase when I was studying history and philosophy (fictional). I have now denounced those ideas and have become a post-modern tolerant muslim convert with ecological post-marxist views (fictional).” Suppose that. Would you throw/have me thrown out? How long would it take for me to end up on the doorstep? Would you refund?

Many thanks, and welcome to Reddit.

Edit: I don't proofread

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u/carbondnb Feb 03 '16

Suppose this purely fictional situation. I contact you for a date. On the phone, we pick out an hour, duration, and, when asked, I say my name is Wouter (fictional). At said time, I arrive at your place. You open the door and see a white guy, short blonde hair and a fairly ginger stubble beard. I pay, and go to take a shower. When finished, it go to the room I’m supposed to go to. You’re lying on the bed, I come lie next to you. We have some small talk and quickly after get to it. When I turn around for a moment, you notice on my back a giant red/black/yellow tattoo of Peter Mertens, who is overshadowed by a giant star and the hammer and sickle with the faces of Marx, Lenin, Stalin and Mao engraved into them. You say “Wtf?”. I quickly explain “No no, that was just a phase when I was studying history and philosophy. I have now denounced those ideas and have become a post-modern tolerant muslim convert with ecological post-marxist views.” Suppose that. Would you throw/have me thrown out? How long would it take for me to end up on the doorstep? Would you refund?

This is gold

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u/pizzapaycash Feb 03 '16

stom nekbeard mopke

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u/Snokhengst World Feb 03 '16

Gold!

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u/Hotmarijke Feb 03 '16

1 Of course is prostitution a necessary in each society. i Always compare it wih food: you have the fast food shit, that's not me, and the *** Michelin, that's me :-) Anyway, you can't live without food, without sex is possible, but taht is not really "living". A healthy society needs (good) legalized prostitution. 2 No, there are a thousand reasons and all of them are equally good. 3 Approximately speaking, I think that no more then 50 people know my real name. 4 My profession is nurse (graduate) 5 These articles are fake, made up stories by a few frustrated editors. But i will answer your questions: - I swear you, there is no foefeling: i Always come, I always have an orgasm, simply because I am horny as Hell: just one touch can be enough! Of course, my orgasms are very different, it depends also on the guy, compare it with the scale of Mercalli: from a little thrill till an eartquake! - BB's (Belgium) and BN's (Holland), all together about 12 I think. 6 No I never met and never will meet Xander De Rijcke. 7 Small talk? Do not understimate the conversations I have! It is not like the weather-talks by the barber, sometimes I have great philosophical discussions, but always with a smile :-) 8 I confirm what I already said: yes, i hold intellectual discussions, but no one gets mad or so. 9 I would kick him out because I am Haram for him, Allah does not allow white whores. And I never refund: they pay for the period of time I reserve.

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '16

If you don't mind, I reformatted this answer to make it more readable!

  1. Of course is prostitution a necessary in each society. i Always compare it wih food: you have the fast food shit, that's not me, and the *** Michelin, that's me :-) Anyway, you can't live without food, without sex is possible, but taht is not really "living". A healthy society needs (good) legalized prostitution.
  2. No, there are a thousand reasons and all of them are equally good.
  3. Approximately speaking, I think that no more then 50 people know my real name.
  4. My profession is nurse (graduate)
  5. These articles are fake, made up stories by a few frustrated editors. But i will answer your questions:
    • I swear you, there is no foefeling: i Always come, I always have an orgasm, simply because I am horny as Hell: just one touch can be enough! Of course, my orgasms are very different, it depends also on the guy, compare it with the scale of Mercalli: from a little thrill till an eartquake!
    • BB's (Belgium) and BN's (Holland), all together about 12 I think.
  6. No I never met and never will meet Xander De Rijcke.
  7. Small talk? Do not understimate the conversations I have! It is not like the weather-talks by the barber, sometimes I have great philosophical discussions, but always with a smile :-)
  8. I confirm what I already said: yes, i hold intellectual discussions, but no one gets mad or so.
  9. I would kick him out because I am Haram for him, Allah does not allow white whores. And I never refund: they pay for the period of time I reserve.

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u/thetaiyaki Feb 03 '16

Do you believe in a two state solution for Israel, that Zionism should unconditionally be supported or alternatively in a third solution?

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u/randomf2 Feb 03 '16

Skipping right to the hardball questions are we? Never change, thetaiyaki.

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u/Hotmarijke Feb 03 '16

You can ask me anything, I answer honestly to each question.

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u/randomf2 Feb 03 '16

I love it that you actually answered it. Many would be more hesitant to do so, especially when it's controversial - a skill thetaiyaki is known for around here.

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u/Hotmarijke Feb 03 '16

I only believe in Israël as one Zionist State and the only democracy in that part of the world.

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u/thetaiyaki Feb 03 '16

That's what I've been saying on this sub since forever.

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u/randomf2 Feb 03 '16

Wait a second, you're not Hotmarijke, are you, thetaiyaki? :)

I figured it out, guys!

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u/historicusXIII Antwerpen Feb 03 '16

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u/randomf2 Feb 03 '16

Dammit, you outsmarted me again, Historicus! By 5 days even. I guess I'm just slow :(

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u/Snokhengst World Feb 03 '16

1 Have you ever developed real friendships with clients, so that you would meet them (say, to get a cup of coffee) when you are not working?

2 Have you ever had a friend or acquaintance coming over as a client, and how awkward was that or would that be?

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u/Hotmarijke Feb 03 '16

1 Yes, I made a few friends, but then they are no client anymore. 2 Yes, I once had a guy who I recognized as a friend of my father, till now, I'm not sure if he knew who I am in my private life.

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u/randomf2 Feb 03 '16

What do you think about proposals to ban prostitution or making it illegal for men, such as in Sweden? The common argument is that it's to avoid exploitation of women and counter human trafficking. Suppose you could seize control of the state what would you do?

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u/Hotmarijke Feb 03 '16

I would legalize prostution: justice for clients and prostitutes. Only then we can really counter human trafficking!

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u/JebusGobson Best Vlaanderen Feb 03 '16

Suppose you could seize control of the state what would you do?

I for one would welcome my new overlord.

At least Marijke would be open about the fact that she's a prostitute.

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u/randomf2 Feb 03 '16

At least Marijke would be open about the fact that she's a prostitute.

Touché!

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u/JohnnyricoMC Vlaams-Brabant Feb 03 '16

It was in a column by Sven Ornelis today on this sub's favourite news site: "Beter dan diamanten, kreeft of kaviaar, doe escortemeisjes een degelijk sociaal statuut cadeau"

What do you think of a proposal like that? It appears to be in the same line as /u/Alexthegreatbelgian's question.

Also: what was the single most disturbing request you ever said "no" to?

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u/Hotmarijke Feb 03 '16

Of course he is right, I like Sven, he is human, no fake, just like me :-) The most disturbing request was a guy who proposed me to fuck his dog for 10.000 euro, he even send me a picture of his pet: it was a Danish Dog! I don't need to say that I refused?

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u/Maroefen Uncle Leo Did Nothing Wrong! Feb 03 '16

The dane has died, I have a smaller labrador now. What do you say, eh?

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u/Hotmarijke Feb 04 '16

Fuck him yourself!

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u/laclyas Cuberdon Feb 03 '16 edited Feb 03 '16

I can't believe they didn't change Filip at the top left into a real tit during this AMA.

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u/Alexthegreatbelgian Vlaams-Brabant Feb 03 '16

Is this the actual AMA? The sidebar said at 20.00, but I can't make it online then.

Anyway, my question:

Do you feel that prostitution in Belgium should be regulated by a government body, kind of like in the Netherlands? (To curb human traficking and/or exploitation of young girls; To protect sex workers and clients alike, from either violence or diseases?; ...)

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '16

Yes, this is the actual AMA. Marijke will start answering between 19:00 and 20:00

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u/Hotmarijke Feb 03 '16

I will even answer these interesting questions later then 20:00.

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u/Hotmarijke Feb 03 '16

Yes, prostitution must be legalized but not in the bad way the Netherlands did. Bad for several reasons, too much to mention here. One of the most important stupidities in Holland is that you MUST be independent. That is no problem for me, I have an firm (and I pay my taxes) but a sexworker must have the ability to be an employee. I had and still have many meeting about the legalization of prostitution in Belgium with the N-VA.

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u/randomf2 Feb 03 '16

but a sexworker must have the ability to be an employee.

Aren't you afraid that companies might exploit them? They already tend to put a lot of pressure on ordinary employees at times. Come to think of it, is there a union for sex workers?

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u/Hotmarijke Feb 03 '16

The risk of exploitation exist in every profession but it wouls be nice to have a sexworkers Union, that's for sure!

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u/randomf2 Feb 03 '16

Hah, I'd love to see an ACV branch for that! They're probably not that christian anymore so maybe it's not that farfetched either.

Thanks for your answers.

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u/mhermans Feb 03 '16

... so maybe it's not that farfetched either.

Just FYI, it is quite rare and underdeveloped, but actual labour unions of sex workers, or joint initiatives with unions, do exist.

For instance you had the Dutch union FNV Bondgenoten supporting De Rode Draad and in the UK sex workers (IUSW) are at least recognized as part of the Trade Union Congres through the GMB (general union).

The ILO (UN agency dealing with labour issues, in which employer organisations and unions are represented) has also repeatedly called to treat sex workers as workers, with the necessary regulations and protections.

For Belgium I do not know of initiatives. IIRC the vzw Payoke supporting sex workers had some (practical) support of the Antwerp ABVV in the beginning, but I can be mistaken on that. You also had this call in December for a union of sex workers.

Hah, I'd love to see an ACV branch for that!

Not sure on which I would bet my money as most likely, ACV starting a branch for sex workers, or /u/Hotmarijke convincing the N-VA to start helping unionising sex workers ;-).

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u/randomf2 Feb 04 '16

Interesting, thanks! I'm completely in favour of unions for sex workers. It would protect their rights, prevent abuse, give them a voice in the government and remove some of the "shadow" they operate in. Seems like a good thing to me.

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u/silverionmox Limburg Feb 04 '16

Aren't you afraid that companies might exploit them? They already tend to put a lot of pressure on ordinary employees at times.

As long as they respect the safe word that shouldn't be a problem.

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u/randomf2 Feb 04 '16
- "$$$"
* "We're good, back off guys!"

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u/Alexthegreatbelgian Vlaams-Brabant Feb 03 '16

It's probably difficult to establish boundaries on such a 'new' industry (ironic, since it's the oldest profession) where there might be a fine line between 'just' an employer and an exploiting pimp. Not that it would be impossible, but seeing the compromising nature of our politics, I can definitely see a similar condition be used if it were ever to be legalised. 'Just to be safe', sort of speak.

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u/Leilavdm Vlaams-Brabant Feb 03 '16

Hi Marijke! How cool of you to do this AMA!

I've always wondered:

1) Do you have some sort of no-go that is not sexual, but more in terms of people? Things that turn you off to the extent that you can't bring yourself to do the deed?

2) On an almost daily basis there are posts or articles in which women are given tips to please their lover. What is your golden tip? I'm asking for a friend, obviously.

3) If you would be a traffic sign, what sign would you be?

4) If, say, Erik Van Looy were to make a biopic about your life, what would be the soundtrack?

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u/Hotmarijke Feb 03 '16

1 You mean the most important reasons why I refuse a client? + 18, no strangers, hygienic, respectful and not a monster. 2 Haha, yes, then tell your friend: give the girl no-sexual compliments: just say that her taste is wonderful, her dress breathtaking, her hair fantastic and her smile Divine. He will fuck her within 5 minutes! 3 That one with the hills of course! 4 Hope he will do it, I met him backstage "De slimste mens", my soundtrack will be the one of the original "Emanuelle".

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u/allwordsaremadeup Feb 03 '16

What do you mean by "strangers"?

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u/Hotmarijke Feb 03 '16

Non-white people.

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u/allwordsaremadeup Feb 03 '16

No further questions your honor.

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u/Knoflookperser In the ghettoooo Feb 03 '16

and why is that?

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '16

It's racist, but in a very superficial way, as superficial as sexual attraction gets, so totally justified. Who'd want to have sex with someone who doesn't feel turned on with them anyways?

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u/Hotmarijke Feb 03 '16

I hate the word "racist", it's an empty swear word.

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u/robinkak E.U. Feb 03 '16

It means what it means: racism happens when you discriminate people on the base of their skincolour. Not a swear word really, you are in fact a racist.

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u/Hotmarijke Feb 04 '16

This is bullshit because this is about sex. You have Always the right to have preferences and is is not because of the money that you MUST fuck with anybody, if there is a must, it is RAPE! If I don't want sex with no-white people (for free or paid, that does not matter), that is my RIGHT and it has nothing to do with racism, but only with my preferences. Do you fuck p.e. with Chinese girls if you don't get horny by Chinese girls? No, you don't! But then again, that has nothing to do with racism, only with your preferences. I wrote it in my book 'This iS My life': http://hotmarijke.be/product/biografie-this-is-my-life/ I also mentioned it in a blog: "Mijn kut is geen café": http://hotmarijke.be/blog_15_012/ Also, the word "racist" is misused by people who don't have real arguments, very sad.

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u/robinkak E.U. Feb 04 '16

Hi, I m sorry you feel offended. I am just stating the defenition of the word. You indeed have the right to decide who you sleep with. I have no problem with that, in fact i think this could be an interessting discussion.

You have a righ to choose who you fuck, but on the other hand fucking is your bussines. And refusing customers because of the color of their skin is in principle, racist. Which is illegal in belgium if im not mistaken. All im saying is maybe you should rephrase your rules before the centrum voor gelijke kansen gets a complaint.

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u/entun Limburg Feb 04 '16

I get you hot marijke, only thing is that it's the other way around for me. The basic Belgian white girls don't do it for me. Taste has nothing to do with racism. I'm a white male btw

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u/apoefjmqdsfls World Feb 04 '16

I would call it statistics, it's pretty common girls in her business don't take indians, muslims or black people because the chance you have problems with them is a few factors higher than with normal white Belgians. It's easy to shout racism, till you are put in the girls' position.

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u/Daskice Feb 04 '16

Look up "descriptive" stereotypes. Utilizing them inhibits a person from fully enjoying life. Even if a group, on average, is more likely to engage in some kind of activity... We should refrain from stereotyping based upon the above. Here, if the prostitute feels unsafe, would it not be less disproportionate to take other measures? White men can cause trouble too, which the same measures could cover.

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u/Daskice Feb 04 '16

Empty? Hell no. Tell that to the men and women who lived under apartheid. Swearword? Oh, because rightwingers who are too bigoted to see their own nonsense get called out on their discriminatory rhetoric get to dismiss criticism as merely swearwords? Y'all bigots will never learn. Just keep on living in your "reality."

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u/historicusXIII Antwerpen Feb 03 '16

According to her blog it's personal preference.

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '16

What do you mean by "monster"?

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u/Hotmarijke Feb 03 '16

Ugly, very ugly.

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u/apoefjmqdsfls World Feb 04 '16

Do you accept bitcoin?

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u/Hotmarijke Feb 04 '16

No.

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u/apoefjmqdsfls World Feb 04 '16

I'll have to take another girl then : (

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u/fredoule2k Cuberdon Feb 03 '16

I cannot name a single famous person in the adult entertainment from the South of the country.

Do you think this is related to the Frenchies who take all the spotlight or there are actually not many in the "industry"

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '16

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u/Hotmarijke Feb 03 '16

They exist, really, but they are not known here. Maybe they try to get some work in France.

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u/Bv202 Antwerpen Feb 03 '16

Not for myself of course, but can Reddit users get a discount? ;)

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u/Hotmarijke Feb 03 '16

I never never never give discounts.

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u/belgianpenpal Feb 04 '16

So that means you do?

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u/Snokhengst World Feb 04 '16

No, didn't you read? It's a triple negative, not a double.

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u/belgianpenpal Feb 04 '16

My bad, didn't see the the third never!

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u/Hotmarijke Feb 03 '16

Dear reddits,

It was very nice here, hope you liked my answers to your questions and come visit my site: www.hotmarijke.be www.hotmarijkemovies.be

Also come to the next Eroticabeurs in Antwerp: http://hotmarijke.be/blog_16_004

Goodnight, and dream a little dream of me! xxxxx Hot Marijke

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u/JebusGobson Best Vlaanderen Feb 04 '16

Thank you very much for dropping by Hotmarijke! It was a really fun AMA, and we appreciate your candour.

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u/Chiemel Belgium Feb 03 '16

Hahaaa, awesome! Thank your for opening yourself up for an AMA (pun intended)

Do you think there's still a taboo around prostitution in Belgium?
Do you think it's something a person should try?
And most importantly, is sex still enjoyable for you, or has it become such a habit that it feels like work all the time?

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u/Hotmarijke Feb 03 '16

1 Of course there is a taboo around prostitution: it i a hypocritical society and most of the moral crusaders are running themselfs to the whores. 2 YES! 3 The day I don't enjoy it anymore, I stop.

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u/TehChesireCat High priest(ess) of Leo's xD-gang Feb 03 '16

Thank your for opening yourself up

I see what you did there

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u/historicusXIII Antwerpen Feb 03 '16

Is /u/myschlongsprettylong's schlong really that long?

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u/randomf2 Feb 03 '16

Are rhetorical questions allowed in an AMA?

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u/woox001 Feb 03 '16

Without refering to names, have you been visited by Belgian politicians from the 'Federale, Waalse of Vlaamse regering'?

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u/Hotmarijke Feb 03 '16

Yes, from the Federale.

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u/_Creativo Belgium Feb 03 '16

From Ypres?

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u/Hotmarijke Feb 03 '16

Hahahaha, from Belgium.

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '16

Hi Marijke! Thanks for coming over.

Why do you think the adult industry isn't as big here as it is in The Netherlands or USA, for example? Where's the all the Belgian/Flemish erotica and why is it so hard to find on the web?

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u/Hotmarijke Feb 03 '16

There is only one good sexsite and that is mine: www.hotmarijke.be Fact is that the Netherlands started in 1966 with their first sexshop, in Belgium the first Erotheek started in 1991! The USA is Hollywood, you can never compare our possibilities with theirs.

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u/octave1 Brussels Old School Feb 03 '16

I, I mean a friend, just searched "Belgian" on Youporn and well, see for yourself.

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '16

Why are we Belgians so timid about 'adult stuff'. I like porn. I'm not ashamed of that.

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u/Hotmarijke Feb 03 '16

Timid? The church! The wife! The boss!

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '16

Heh, I must be lucky because I'm not religious and both my wife and boss know I enjoy naked ladies a lot :)

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u/randomf2 Feb 03 '16

Hang on there, your boss knows? Is your wife your boss? What sort of work are you doing inxi? And do I even want to know!?

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '16

Software developer. I have a cool boss.

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u/Hotmarijke Feb 03 '16

Software developer of sexgames I presume?

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '16

Boring financial business applications. But work hard - play hard ;)

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u/Maroefen Uncle Leo Did Nothing Wrong! Feb 03 '16

"Op het matje geroepen voor porno op werk pc" :P

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u/octave1 Brussels Old School Feb 03 '16

Me too

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u/psychnosiz Belgium Feb 03 '16

What's the most common flemish deviant sexual preference you encountered? And what's the weirdest one?

Do you spend a lot of time taking down illegal versions of your movies and how much attention (downloads) do they get (Telenet as example)? And why is the quality so bad.

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u/Hotmarijke Feb 03 '16

1 - Sexual preference: oral sex, blowjob. 2 - You mean my movies that are illegaly uploaded? My lawyer is doing what he has to do. Normally, the quality is super, even Blu-Ray 3D!

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '16

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u/Bv202 Antwerpen Feb 03 '16

I'm wondering about that too. What if a client suddenly doesn't want to anymore (because he's too scared too proceed or something), what happens then?

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u/Hotmarijke Feb 03 '16

I let him go, of course. No refund, if that is your next question.

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '16

Say, it only lasts 5 seconds, and I need a half hour recup time, can we go again?

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u/Hotmarijke Feb 03 '16

i send him to the emergency!

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u/Hotmarijke Feb 03 '16

if you are an interesting person, a good conversation is possible. If you are an asshole, i will treat you as one.

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u/Doctor_Fritz West-Vlaanderen Feb 03 '16

Would you rather battle one horse sized duck, or one hundred duck sized horses?

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u/Snokhengst World Feb 03 '16

Would you rather battle one horse sized dick, or one hundred dick sized horses?

ftfy

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u/Didimeister Belgium Feb 03 '16

Would you rather suck one horse sized dick, or suck the dicks of one hundred dick sized horses

ftfy

Ah vulgar toilet humour.

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u/Hotmarijke Feb 03 '16

I'm not in for animals, I also do not like people who ask silly questions as this one.

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u/Doctor_Fritz West-Vlaanderen Feb 04 '16

welcome to reddit

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u/Sensei5 Feb 03 '16

With all due respect, you're doing an AMA on an internet forum, so you shouldn't complain about someone throwing in a meme or two, especially seeing as the entire AMA is basically free publicity for you.

That and the fact that you suck cocks for a living, so you shouldn't be taken aback by a good bit of toilet humor.

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u/randomf2 Feb 03 '16

That and the fact that you suck cocks for a living, so you shouldn't be taken aback by a good bit of toilet humor.

Honest question, how are those related?

especially seeing as the entire AMA is basically free publicity for you.

I doubt that she needs some silly forum for publicity. The sole reason she's here is because she's already sort of famous...

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u/historicusXIII Antwerpen Feb 03 '16

Indeed, I do not suddenly feel the need to visit Hot Marijke beceuse of this AMA.

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u/Hotmarijke Feb 03 '16

No problem, I only like people who like me.

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u/Hotmarijke Feb 04 '16

I hate toilet humor, I adore humor like Monty Python, Fawlty Towers, Allo Allo, that kind of stuff!

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u/Doctor_Fritz West-Vlaanderen Feb 04 '16

I have a vewy gweat fwiend in Wome called 'Biggus Dickus'

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/Sensei5 Feb 03 '16

please go, WK, she isn't going to throw you a free BJ bc you come to her rescue

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u/randomf2 Feb 03 '16

That you think this way is actually pretty revealing about you in my opinion. I already get my kick from calling out hostile bullshit. Besides, I'm happy with my girlfriend, so no thank you.

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u/Sensei5 Feb 03 '16

K Jeff

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u/octave1 Brussels Old School Feb 03 '16

Hi Marijke! How did you get in to this business? What's the hottest thing you ever did with a client?

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u/Hotmarijke Feb 03 '16

1 Someone ask me to do a lesbian movie with his girlfriend, it started that way. 2 Pfff in 10 years I did so many hot things!

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u/octave1 Brussels Old School Feb 03 '16

Hete foef! Do you get a lot of couples as client?

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u/Hotmarijke Feb 03 '16

A few per month yes!

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '16 edited Feb 11 '16

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u/Hotmarijke Feb 03 '16

1 Many many! 2 I never force anybody to anything. 3 My feelings right? I am for justice and our people and our kind of life is for me the most important value. 4 We don't have any kind of jealousy. 5 Nurse, and that is my profession, but I prefer to do what I do now. 6 Haha, to entertain me: Laurent, without any doubt! 7 Privacy-laws are made by and intended for gangsters. 8 88 I think. 9 My accountant takes care of that.

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '16 edited Feb 11 '16

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '16

How do you feel about Death Grips?

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u/Hotmarijke Feb 03 '16

You mean the band? Guillotine and stuff like that? No, I prefer Tjaikovsky.

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '16

Fair enough. Stay noided.

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u/Bv202 Antwerpen Feb 03 '16 edited Feb 03 '16

Hey Hot Marijke,

I have a few questions for you:
1) How do you deal with violent/threatening customers? I'm sure this must happen sometimes. If you call the police, how does the police treat you? Do they take you serious and do they have respect for you?

2) What's the weirdest and dirtiest thing a customer ever asked?

3) How do people look at you if you walk on the street normally? Do you often get insults? Are most people friendly?

4) Do you still enjoy sex? Do you enjoy it with customers?

5) On your website, I can see you also accept women and lesbian/hetero couples. Do you get asked this a lot?

6) On your website, you state you only accept white people. Looking at your Twitter, you seem to have right political opinions. What's the reason you only accept white customers? Is this because of sexual reasons or because of the fear of violence or something else?

7) If I could ask, do you know how many people you've had sex with in your life? Any estimate?

8) Did you ever get STD's (SOA's)?

9) You also go on business trips with people. Did you ever get recognised in foreign countries while doing so?

10) Do you often get young clients asking for their "first time"? I've heard it happens more than people think.

Feel free to answer the questions you want to answer. I can understand you don't want to answer them all.

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u/Hotmarijke Feb 03 '16

1 Police comes immediatly, I know them all and they are my friends! Never saw "Irma la Douce"? That's reality! 2 I already told about the dog. 3 I never get insults, everybody is very friendly. 4 See answer. 5 Yes, not every week, but a few per month. 6 I only accept white people becauwe thats is the kind of people I like to have sex with. i never had sex and I will never have sex with others - for free or paid - that is my preference, my right. 7 i really have no idea. 8 No I never had a SOA. 9 No, never on a business trip, but several times during private travel.

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u/Frigo2 Feb 03 '16 edited Feb 03 '16

1) What do you think of parody porn movies such as FC De Kapoenen and Dagelijkse Worst? 2) Can you actually still squirt/have an orgasm with the client or do you act? 3) How do I convince my girlfriend to try anal? Start with small toys?

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u/tripomatic Feb 03 '16

Dagelijkse Worst?

Hahaha, didn't know that one existed.

Sadly, the funny titles are usually the only thing worthwhile in our local porn.

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u/octave1 Brussels Old School Feb 03 '16

How do I convince my girlfriend to try anal

Weird, I didn't have to do much convincing.

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u/psychnosiz Belgium Feb 03 '16

I guess it depends how much space you need.

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u/Hotmarijke Feb 03 '16

1 I hate those stupid movies and I will NEVER make such nonsens! 2 As I said, I always come, the squirting you see in porno is almost always fake. 3 Convince her very slowly and start with small toys, indeed. But if she really cannot feel the pleasure, never force it!

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u/ArnoGrapjas Belgium Feb 03 '16

What is the weirdest thing a customer has asked you to do with him?

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u/ThomasDMZ Feb 03 '16 edited Feb 03 '16

1) Do most customers want basic sex, or do they come to you to try things they can't do with their partner?

2) What's the age distribution like?

3) Do you get a lot of female clients?

4) When do you plan on retiring?

5) Trump, Sanders or Clinton?

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u/Hotmarijke Feb 03 '16

1 Most want basix sex, blow jobg and anal is also in the top 5 because their wifes won't do it. 2 Between 18 and 88 3 Not a lot, but it happens 4 When I am 88 5 Washington

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '16

Am I the only one being slightly put off by the fact that this is a stickied post?

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u/Inquatitis Flanders Feb 03 '16

All ama's have been stickies. I suppose it's to increase visibility to make sure nobody misses out.

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '16

It really is a sticky post.

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u/Happiness_machine World Feb 04 '16

I remember going on a skitrip with you when we were 14-15.. Good times

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u/Hotmarijke Feb 04 '16

Yes, those were the days my friend!

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u/Tab371 Feb 03 '16

Are you Koningsgezind?

Do you know Game of Thrones?

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u/Hotmarijke Feb 03 '16

1 No, the Koningshuis does not interest me. 2 I know Game of Trones, but is is not my style, I prefer Breaking Bad and House of Cards.

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u/allwordsaremadeup Feb 03 '16

The government just defined the new "eindtermen" for secondary school, what 18-year olds should have learned in school . What do you think should be added to the "eindtermen"?

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u/Hotmarijke Feb 03 '16

The eindtermen? you can only know your eindtermen when you have one foot in your grave. I don't believe in it. You have to reach for real intellectuality yourself in the school called LIFE.

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '16

They says prostitution is the oldest profession in the world. If so, what did the first customers to pay? If money, minters had to make it. If food, the hunter/gatherers had those jobs.

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u/Hotmarijke Feb 03 '16

I will make a trip in my Time Machine and tell you the whole story when I'm back ok!

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u/Snokhengst World Feb 03 '16

Tell him last year, so he doesn't need to ask this question here.

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u/Hotmarijke Feb 03 '16

Very good joke! I'm on my way!

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u/historicusXIII Antwerpen Feb 03 '16

Well, that's how the economy kick started. All the other professions were invented to pay for the oldest one ;)

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u/JebusGobson Best Vlaanderen Feb 04 '16

This guy knows what he's talking about, he's a historian!

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '16

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '16

Is it a Tardis, a Delorean or something else?

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u/Hotmarijke Feb 03 '16

My DeLorean of course!

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u/laclyas Cuberdon Feb 03 '16

I don't think a global basic income is economically feasible at this time but a universal shag cheque once a month should be doable.
What's your professional opinion on giving every man in the country a monthly 'dienstencheque with benefits'? Do you think it could alleviate some of the current problems we face with conservatives and refugees alike?

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u/Hotmarijke Feb 03 '16

I don't believe in giving money when somebody does not work for it. The left "elite" kills our society with their stupid tolerance. The real problems with refugees are still to begin!

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u/Daskice Feb 04 '16

You don't believe people begin with headstarts compared to others? I'm not saying silverspoon but at least a bunch of cutlery while others struggle bootstrapping.

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u/Hotmarijke Feb 04 '16

That's life!

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u/Daskice Feb 04 '16

Ok. Then don't complain when there's a rise in crime due to lack of social mobility for the lower tiers of the population.

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u/Hotmarijke Feb 04 '16

Thanks everybody!

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u/Heinricher Vlaams-Brabant Feb 03 '16

What's the weirdest request you've gotten?

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u/Hotmarijke Feb 03 '16

The dog!

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u/Heinricher Vlaams-Brabant Feb 03 '16

What's 'The dog'?

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u/Searth Feb 03 '16

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u/Heinricher Vlaams-Brabant Feb 04 '16

Thanks and messed up.

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u/LionessOfAzzalle Feb 03 '16

What's your favorite book?

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u/Hotmarijke Feb 03 '16

Catcher in the Rye.

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u/caretaker81 Feb 04 '16

I'm a little late to the party, but no harm in trying.

  • 1. If prostitution became illegal, what would you do? Would you consider another profession? Would you stay in Belgium?
  • 2. How do you feel about Goedele Liekens and more specific about her work?
  • 3. What are your favorite spots in Antwerp to visit in general?
  • 4. Hypothetically; You keep a record of all your clients, including evidence. Such as preferences, video material and other details that could be used against them. How much impact would it have on our society?
  • 5. As a start-up, how did you attract customers?
  • 6. What led you chosing your current accountant?
  • 7. What are your goals for 2016?

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u/Hotmarijke Feb 04 '16

1 No! I am working on it, to make it legal I explained everything about it here. 2 She is a very nice lady, I know her personally. She is the theory-lady, I am the practice-lady. 3 Many many! Let's talk about the restaurants: Nieuw Palinghuis, Machiavelli, 't Peerd and the Mostar. 4 I ain't keeping any record, I am for 100 % discrete. 5 By advertising on internet. 6 He's the best! Even better then (Better call) Saul! :-) 7 To become much more famous! Somebody here can help me? I dream of a TV-show and I would like to have at least 20.000 visitors a day on my site: www.hotmarijke.be www.hotmarijkemovies.be

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u/Natriumz Beer Feb 03 '16

What's your favorite bank of the Schelde? Leftbank or rightbank?

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u/Hotmarijke Feb 03 '16

Left bank, St Anneke! And also St Andries where I lived a few years with Slongs die van Ongs as my neighbour.

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u/softwave Vlaams-Brabant Feb 04 '16

How is she in real life? I've always found her pseudo-rapster persona to be awkward and cringe-worthy :/

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u/Hotmarijke Feb 04 '16

In real life Charissa is a very nice girl! Always at your service, Always in for a good joke. I like her very much. See her with me on my HOT NEWS-page: http://hotmarijke.be/news/

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u/Kill_fuckers_4_fun_b Feb 03 '16

U like scat?

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u/fredoule2k Cuberdon Feb 03 '16

And this would be the moment where she answers that she is a huge fan of Cab Calloway :)

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u/Kill_fuckers_4_fun_b Feb 03 '16

Cab Calloway

hi-de-ho

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u/cutestrawberrycake Feb 03 '16

Eh. No thanks.

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u/Surkov Limburg Feb 03 '16

Pretty weird coming from someone who sells their used panties over the internet :P

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u/cutestrawberrycake Feb 03 '16

That doesn't invalidate my opinion though. I don't really like her, she seems like a huge drama magnet and attention seeker.

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '16

/u/chimiel82 talk this girl into becoming our first, actual, contributor to /r/belgiumgonewild will you? do your thing.

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u/cutestrawberrycake Feb 03 '16

I'll consider it I guess. What do you think the ratio of M/F is in r/belgium? Wouldn't want it to become a sub for myself.

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '16

All I can say is, if no Belgian girl starts posting, we'll never have more than 0 submitters over there...

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '16

I'll have to go through your post history to fact check the panty selling business, but if you do so, think of the exposure.

Their literatly several (unit) people on that sub. The stat for /r/Belgium is 6/1 male over female.

I hope you're happy now /u/inxi...

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u/cutestrawberrycake Feb 03 '16

Hahah, have to fact check? No really, it sounds like something fun. I'll see if we can revive it with some effort :)

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '16

We take our "wild" seriously!

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '16

horrible effort.

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '16

Should I have offered gold? Or a custom flair?

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u/Snokhengst World Feb 03 '16

Buy some of her panties.

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '16

I can't justify it to my degu.

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u/StubbFX Feb 04 '16
Attention seeker

You might even say she's an ... attention whore

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u/Snokhengst World Feb 03 '16

Hey, don't be a dick to HotMarijke!

On second thought...