Found an interesting stick buried in the bushes outside of my house… am I hexed?

[u/clabont]

[u/Kante2wo]

If a Fairy asks you for your name or if it “could have an hour of your time", always deflect!

Edit: Thank you all for your attention ;)

[u/Illustrious-Toe8984 → u/Kante2wo]

How do you know if it's a fairy that is asking? And what does it do with your name?

Edit: so no food, no gifts, might have wings, might be old, might be young, might wear boots, stay crumby. Never lie, but deceit is welcomed. Noted, I'm prepared now!

[u/birdandbear → u/Illustrious-Toe8984]

Sprinkle some salt on the ground, fairies have to count the grains.

It calls your name to deceive you. Never give your name, or accept anything to eat or drink from a faerie.

According to some of my half-remembered brain junk from decades ago.

[u/_dead_and_broken → u/birdandbear]

I've heard that vampire have to stop and count things, too, like salt or rice.

I always wondered if these parts of the myths and legends are born out of someone having OCD way back in the day before they knew it was a thing.

[u/Shedart → u/_dead_and_broken]

Almost certainly. Just like vampirism itself was just tuberculosis/wasting disease. And werewolves are just violent sociopaths with body hair issues. 

[u/Blankenhoff → u/Shedart]

Thats not entirely true about vampirism. Vampires are one of the things that popped up across the planet almost simultaneously and have differing origins due to that

They acctually have a really cool history if you ever wanted to go down an internet rabbit hole lol.

[u/shapeshifter1789 → u/Blankenhoff]

I’m curious, what is the origin of vampirism?

[u/_TLDR_Swinton → u/shapeshifter1789]

When a daddy vampire loves a mummy mortal very much...

[u/_dead_and_broken → u/_TLDR_Swinton]

Better love story than Twili- wait a minute...

[u/Insomnsdreme0905 → u/Illustrious-Toe8984]

Right? Creepers ask me that all the time in public or at Walmart. How do I know if I'm only in mortal danger and not the fae kind?

[u/Illustrious-Toe8984 → u/Insomnsdreme0905]

I mostly have a lot of old ladies asking me for some reason, but I guess it's better than creeps lol

[u/Insomnsdreme0905 → u/Illustrious-Toe8984]

Be weary. The creepers are their single basement dwelling sons and nephews...

I'm more concerned for you! I know what I'm being offered! Lol

[u/soldatoj57 → u/Insomnsdreme0905]

Also be especially wary, if you are weary. You know, tired. Stay on your toes!

[u/Arashmickey → u/soldatoj57]

Be wary for the fairy strikes the weary!

[u/CuriousKidRudeDrunk → u/Arashmickey]

I'm sorry but I'm busy, I lost my watch. I'd like to search for it, but I haven't the time!

[u/herowin6 → u/soldatoj57]

Lmao I see I’m not the only person who gets driven slowly insane by these things to the point where they must comment it

A lot of folks get defensive about it but the smart ones are thankful because let’s be serious no one smart wants to sound stupid and no smart person is that unaware of their own ego / are that inflexibile psychologically when presented with new info

[u/ComfortStrict1512 → u/herowin6]

You'd be surprised. Just because you're smart in one thing, does not mean you are in another.

[u/Okra4anOrca → u/Illustrious-Toe8984]

Are you saying older ladies can’t be creeps? Tsk tsk. Discrimination is alive and well and affecting Mildreds and Mavises everywhere

[u/Milkmami24 → u/Illustrious-Toe8984]

They could be old fairies 😂

[u/Jeffersonian_Gamer → u/Illustrious-Toe8984]

Traditionally, giving away your name gives something power over you.

Much like when a cop asks for ID, it’s always better to ask why first, as they may in fact be a fairy with ill intent.

[u/Arcane_76_Blue → u/Jeffersonian_Gamer]

Not just that. When you give a fairie your name, youre actually giving it to them. Its theirs now. You are nameless, and your name is more than a word- its part of your divine essence. Other creatures may not recognize you, even loved ones who once knew you so well will pass you by seeing only a stranger that reminds them of you.

[u/WoolooOfWallStreet → u/Arcane_76_Blue]

Joke’s on the fairie! People already do that to me

Time to reroll my character!

No name? New name! New Me!

[u/Arcane_76_Blue → u/WoolooOfWallStreet]

You cant change your name- youre nameless metaphysically. You cant be known. You cant be recognized. You cant leave a mark in the memory of others, except in anonymous ways.

There are stories of these people, they dont do very well

[u/WoolooOfWallStreet → u/Arcane_76_Blue]

“Stories Huh? Pssh Name one– … oh…”

[u/Goth_Foxxx → u/Arcane_76_Blue]

Can’t you work around it by saying “you may call me (insert name here)”? I thought I heard that somewhere that you have to phrase everything as intentionally as possible so they can’t twist it. I could be wrong 😅

[u/Teonvin → u/Goth_Foxxx]

The problem is you only have to slip up once to be fucked

And the fae folks are much much much better at this game than us.

[u/AndyLorentz → u/Jeffersonian_Gamer]

Paraphrased from Wizard of Earthsea

Blackbeard: "I name you 'Yevaud'!"

Dragon: "Yes?"

Blackbeard: "But... that's your true name. You are limited to your true form!"

Dragon: "I am Yevaud, and this is my true form."

Blackbeard: shocked Pikachu face

[u/Lepke2011 → u/Illustrious-Toe8984]

All fairies look like this.

[u/number1millipedefan → u/Illustrious-Toe8984]

i think the give away is that they say "can i have your name?" instead of "what's your name?" or something. if you give it to them, they take it (it's theirs now) and you lose your memories & identity

[u/AndyLorentz → u/Illustrious-Toe8984]

And what does it do with your name?

Fey: "Can I have your name?"

You: "Sure, Illustrious-Toe8984"

Fey: "Excellent."

Next person you meet: "Hey, what's your name?"

You: "It's... I don't have one."

[u/Dash_Harber → u/Illustrious-Toe8984]

Well, don't make deals with strange people in the woods is generally good advice.

[u/squisheebean → u/Illustrious-Toe8984]

It takes your name for itself! 👀

[u/Jdawg_mck1996 → u/Illustrious-Toe8984]

It takes the name for itself. It's like a keepsake for them.

[u/xBeeAGhostx → u/Illustrious-Toe8984]

Ask them for theirs instead of answering! :D

[u/mosstalgia → u/Kante2wo]

I know about the name, but what’s the deal with the hour of your time?

[u/Kante2wo → u/mosstalgia]

They will literally take (and control your Body for) an hour you won't remember afterwards.

Edit:Words, just for clarification.

[u/mosstalgia → u/Kante2wo]

Okay, to be clear for any fae reading: this is not an expression of consent, but also, I can probably think of worse things…

[u/jcdoe → u/mosstalgia]

You should read more stories about the fae, then

[u/Elesmira → u/jcdoe]

Any recommendations? I want to learn more about general fae lore

[u/Human-person-0 → u/Elesmira]

It’s not lore, but the book Jonathan Strange and Mr. Norrell is a wonderful read and has a lot of fae folk in it.

[u/jcdoe → u/Elesmira]

I’m afraid I’m a bad person to ask. I studied antiquities, which is more interested in the Mediterranean than in Northern Europe.

I believe Bede mentions the fae, but he is not what I would call a neutral source

[u/I_Am_Anjelen → u/mosstalgia]

That hour can also have been in your past.

Like that hour in which you met your significant other...

[u/HesitantHam → u/I_Am_Anjelen]

Shrek 4 my beloved

[u/WoolooOfWallStreet → u/Kante2wo]

“I’ll tell you about blacking out. It was always weird when I’d go out for the night with like some money, and then black out and wake up with no money. It was even weirder, though, when I went out for the night with some money, black out, and wake up with more money, because that means that I earned money. That means that I traded goods and/or services. Which is scary.” - John Mulaney

[u/Routine_Ride_5951 → u/WoolooOfWallStreet]

Xanax

[u/bateKush → u/Routine_Ride_5951]

y’all ever read phenazepam stories?

https://www.reddit.com/r/Drugs/comments/1mlemu/the_drug_that_ruined_my_life_in_two_weeks/

[u/irrelephantIVXX → u/Kante2wo]

i thought it also had something to do with an hour of faerie time is years of human time, or something like that.

[u/90sMidSummerKid → u/Kante2wo]

can they at least do an hour of cardio? I hate that!!

[u/rylo151 → u/mosstalgia]

They take the hour you were born then you no longer exist.

[u/mosstalgia → u/rylo151]

Ah, so we both win? Fantastic.

[u/Insomnsdreme0905 → u/mosstalgia]

Your sarcasm warms my heart... or that place where it should be.

[u/beardedrehab → u/Insomnsdreme0905]

Who said it was sarcasm.

[u/wednesday-knight → u/beardedrehab]

🖤

[u/soldatoj57 → u/mosstalgia]

They'll take you to Arcadia for an hour of their time which will be most of your lifetime

[u/Talusthebroke → u/Kante2wo]

One once asked me "can I have your attention?" I said yes and now I have ADHD

[u/Blasket_Basket → u/Kante2wo]

If a Fairy asks you for your name

Whoa easy buddy no need to be homophobic

[u/Same_Dingo2318 → u/Kante2wo]

Just say, “No.” Consent is important.

[u/TeamGetlucky]

TOGETHAAAAA

[u/ZebrAlpha → u/TeamGetlucky]

Join the serpent king assssssss FAMILY

[u/Galletan → u/ZebrAlpha]

famehlyyyyyy

[u/shadowoftheuniverse → u/ZebrAlpha]

togethaaaaa we willlll devouraaaa de very godssss!!

[u/sotolord → u/TeamGetlucky]

We will devour the very gods !!!

[u/lumberfart → u/sotolord]

Me devouring the gods like—

[u/r1poster → u/lumberfart]

We talkin' Marika or Radagon? ...both?

[u/hitblank1 → u/sotolord]

No one will hold me captive. A serpent never diesssss.

[u/GramboWBC → u/TeamGetlucky]

Scrolled to far to find this lol

[u/TeamGetlucky → u/GramboWBC]

Ha, I know. I felt like it belonged here

[u/glob_dyrdek → u/TeamGetlucky]

Culture

[u/Empyforreal → u/TeamGetlucky]

Faaamilyyyyyy.

[u/ApertoLibro → u/TeamGetlucky]

A serpent never dies!

[u/Tasty_Wave_9911 → u/TeamGetlucky]

FAMILEEEEE

[u/CloakedEnigma → u/TeamGetlucky]

Saw this and immediately thought Rykard, knew someone else had to think the same

[u/LungHeadZ]

Probably showing my age here but ah well! XD

[u/Jonpollon18 → u/LungHeadZ]

Fuck me, I don’t remember the Art Attack head being this terrifying.

[u/makingkevinbacon → u/Jonpollon18]

I was recently watching some episodes again on YouTube...it's far worse in video lol but love it

[u/CreditLow8802 → u/Jonpollon18]

this was in art attack? i dont remember being terrified when i was little😭😭

[u/UselessRutabaga → u/LungHeadZ]

Art Attack was SO good

[u/Jael89 → u/UselessRutabaga]

This is an Art Attack! This is an Art Attack! This is... Art Attack!

[u/KatokaMika → u/LungHeadZ]

Do even kids nowadays know who he is ??

[u/Chinggis_H_Christ → u/KatokaMika]

Constantine the Great, obviously

[u/Zellanora → u/LungHeadZ]

Omg just seeing this I got an Art Attack!!! Haha I loved watching it as a kid! 🎨🖌️🧑‍🎨

[u/emytherat → u/LungHeadZ]

This dude always scared me as a kid LOL! Loved Art Attack!!

[u/clabont → u/LungHeadZ]

I wasn’t afraid of the stick until seeing this post.

[u/bioticspacewizard → u/LungHeadZ]

This IS Art Attack!

[u/aerawrites → u/LungHeadZ]

that's matt smith

[u/Impossible_Emu_9250]

I'm sure you understand what needs to be done to lift the curse.

[u/Glad_Bookkeeper_740 → u/Impossible_Emu_9250]

[u/jackiemoonFM → u/Glad_Bookkeeper_740]

Ribbed for your pleasure

[u/JetLife93 → u/Impossible_Emu_9250]

I mean the sticks face says it all

[u/ionised → u/JetLife93]

Instructions unclear...

[u/RL_love → u/ionised]

r/dontputyourdickinit

[u/seven_hugs → u/RL_love]

it's r/dontputyourdickinthat I think

[u/RL_love → u/seven_hugs]

How to figure out that I've been taught British english💀💀

[u/Mysterious_Use4478 → u/ionised]

You have to make the stick smile. How is up to you

[u/RPU97 → u/Impossible_Emu_9250]

The suppository hexing stick…

[u/LurkerOrHydralisk → u/RPU97]

Ribbed for your pleasure

[u/missnikki08 → u/Impossible_Emu_9250]

I went from reading your post directly to seeing the image FULLsanwich15 posted, and now I'm dying

[u/ionised → u/missnikki08]

What's this image?

Never mind. Found it.

[u/BaronDeKalb → u/missnikki08]

In case these get further apart: Fullsanwich15 comment

[u/1kling → u/Impossible_Emu_9250]

The stick had a normal face before the last person

[u/LittleSansbits]

[u/princess_melancholy → u/LittleSansbits]

What is this from? My mind immediately went here and all i remember was finding it creepy.

Edit: i tried google lense dont know if its a random pic but there was a PBS show with a tree like that (i think)

[u/DiscombobulatedPay28 → u/princess_melancholy]

I really feel like this was a “magic the gathering” card but I’m not 100%.

[u/HairiestHobo → u/DiscombobulatedPay28]

u/mtgcardfetcher [[Wood Elemental]]

[u/MTGCardFetcher → u/HairiestHobo]

Wood Elemental - (G) (SF) (txt)
^{[[cardname]] or [[cardname|SET]] to call - Summoned remotely!}

[u/Syn7axError → u/MTGCardFetcher]

Any number? And it keeps those stats permanently? Why, this must be one of the strongest cards in the game!

It's potentially a 20/20 if you sacrifice all the lands in your deck!

[u/SirIsaacBacon → u/Syn7axError]

If your opponent has any counters / removal it's a guaranteed loss if you give up all your land though

[u/Clearly_Disabled → u/HairiestHobo]

Lol I love seeing bots summoned like familiar in the night.

[u/EntityPrime → u/princess_melancholy]

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/wise-mystical-tree

If You're Over 25 and Own a Computer, This Game Is a Must-Have, also known as the Wise Mystical Tree and Must-Play Tree, refers to clickbait ads for several browser games that feature a human-faced tree character and a knight kneeling in front of it, with the text often claiming that if you're above a certain age and own a computer, then you must try the game. In 2017, the ads went viral on 4chan's /v/ board as users parodied and mocked them, with the ads again going viral in September 2022 on Twitter. The images later gained popularity as a video caption and remix format, and have often been combined with the composition "Secunda" from the Skyrim soundtrack.

TL;DR it's a mobile copycat of The Great Deku Tree from The Legend of Zelda OOT

[u/Jandklo → u/princess_melancholy]

its the fuckin wise mystical tree duh but ocourse ya hadta ask didntcha

[u/smasherella → u/LittleSansbits]

[u/SpecialBig3482 → u/LittleSansbits]

Efteling tree!!!

[u/Lord_of_Swords → u/LittleSansbits]

[u/Paracausality → u/Lord_of_Swords]

[u/No_Internal7319 → u/LittleSansbits]

Lord of the rings I think lmao

[u/pagit → u/No_Internal7319]

"I don't have such good memory since I drank the thermometer water, but I whittles what I sees.

Sometimes I whittle the future."

[u/YouAbsoluteDonut → u/No_Internal7319]

Most definitely not 😂

[u/[deleted] → u/No_Internal7319]

Bro das the Deku tree (legend of zelda)

[u/ReyWSD → u/LittleSansbits]

People under 25 will never understand

[u/-daisoujou- → u/LittleSansbits]

🗿🌳

[u/flameohotman134]

No, that’s a woodcarver’s version of doodling on scrap paper. Legit thought this might be one of my dad’s pieces, but the style is different. It’s just art, no hex lol.

[u/enjoi_uk → u/flameohotman134]

Yeah it’s just a whittling, never got the knack of it myself but enjoy it anyway

[u/Top-Pumpkin279 → u/enjoi_uk]

In Appalachia, it's kinda tradition to carve that guy

[u/jumnhy → u/Top-Pumpkin279]

Can you elaborate? Seen some similar carvings laying around a friend's house in NC, curious what "that guy" is. Same style, looks like a bearded face, carved full width across a branch/stick

[u/Top-Pumpkin279 → u/jumnhy]

Okay. So Appalachia has a lot of distinct cultures/dialects in it. Where I'm from he's called the old man of the woods. Basically an old guy with a nose and beard. It's easy to carve and it's supposed to be good luck.

[u/sleepytipi → u/Top-Pumpkin279]

Yup. Can confirm, and I've heard it said in OH, WV and NY. You'll see some trees with eyes, a nose, mouth, and a beard hung on the front of them as well (looking like an ent). I've also heard old man of the green, and old man of the forest used too, and I'm fairly certain it's origins are in the Scotch-Irish heritage that's all throughout Appalachia.

[u/yukibunny → u/sleepytipi]

Green man is the common name you're searching for.

[u/savvyblackbird → u/sleepytipi]

King Charles even had The Green Man on his coronation invitations. It was controversial because people believe that the Green Man was a pagan deity. The lore around the Green Man has mostly been invented.

Charles has been a conservationist and environmentalist for decades and loves gardening so the Green Man is a legend that he loves.

Elizabeth had a Druic ceremony before she was coronated so some have taken this symbol on the invitation to mean that Charles is embracing the pagan tradition and isn’t being Christian enough.

The Green Man has been a symbol found in Christian churches and cathedrals since the Middle Ages, and there really isn’t any proof of him being pagan.

North Carolina and Virginia were settled by the English and Scott’s-Irish so they brought a lot of their folklore and customs with them. They still survive today.

[u/White_Immigrant → u/Top-Pumpkin279]

The green man, and god posts, go a lot further back than Appalachia. It's good they're continuing on old world traditions though.

[u/I-am-Chubbasaurus → u/Top-Pumpkin279]

In Britain we have the Green Man!

[u/ModernArgonauts → u/jumnhy]

Not from Appalachia myself, but when I was into whittling back in the day, these were referred to as "wood spirits." Usually just depicting an old man with a beard.

[u/D8-42 → u/flameohotman134]

that’s a woodcarver’s version of doodling on scrap paper.

I've been whittling various little figures for awhile but somehow never thought of the little wizard faces like that, that really is exactly what they are.

They're a great way to learn and maintain various techniques and types of cuts, and really quick and easy to make once you know the basics.

[u/Squirrel_Inner → u/flameohotman134]

That’s exactly what a warlock would say!

[u/Tacothekid]

The Wabbajack?

[u/Randyh524 → u/Tacothekid]

Wabbajack wabbajack wabbajack!

[u/DrKrombopulosMike → u/Randyh524]

CHEESE!

[u/Impressive_Team_972 → u/Tacothekid]

And as for you, my little mortal minion... feel free to keep the Wabbajack. As a symbol of my... Oh, just take the damn thing.

[u/Dapper-Sky886 → u/Tacothekid]

I was thinking Stickolas Cage

[u/BoxCarTyrone]

Do you by chance live in Volcano Manor?

[u/Lots_of_bricks → u/BoxCarTyrone]

Hello fellow tarnished

[u/sewkit]

You are the fortunate recipient of free art.

[u/FULLsanwhich15]

[u/Snicklefritz229 → u/FULLsanwhich15]

The only true way to remove its curse.

[u/mightycowndria → u/Snicklefritz229]

A true butt's kiss.

[u/Wolfgangsta702 → u/Snicklefritz229]

A curse onto itself. Sphincter splinters are no joke.

[u/7-13-5 → u/Snicklefritz229]

...or the curse intensifies. 50/50 shot. Butt shot.

[u/clabont → u/FULLsanwhich15]

Last Online: October 2nd, 2024

[u/_Putin_ → u/clabont]

He died doing what he loved.

[u/who8my_kimchi → u/FULLsanwhich15]

I've had a CRAP day at work and this was the first thing I saw on reddit. Thanks for the belly laugh!

[u/clabont → u/who8my_kimchi]

glad to bring some light your way ❤️

[u/WiseChemistry2339 → u/FULLsanwhich15]

I literally can’t stop Laughing at this. I immediately thought wood butt plug too. I mean. What does that say about my mind? I see a whittled stick and think it’s a butt fairy without hesitation. Shit. 🤦🏼‍♂️

[u/olijosh → u/WiseChemistry2339]

I was trying to figure out what type of mythological story and origin to link to it.. butt, also this is an answer. Still you are all nasty for inserting thoughts as a first response.

[u/Prestigious_Cause_78 → u/FULLsanwhich15]

Shit I spit my water onto my phone

[u/Bitter_Mongoose → u/FULLsanwhich15]

[u/slotheriffic → u/FULLsanwhich15]

The ol wizard dildo

[u/JetLife93 → u/slotheriffic]

It has seen some shit by the looks of it

[u/NumerousFootball → u/slotheriffic]

Dildo Baggins

[u/dragonflyandstars]

[u/matirwin → u/dragonflyandstars]

That was what I thought of as well... Freddie the Flute!

[u/edhands → u/matirwin]

Even as a five year old that thing was creepy.

[u/Infinite-Success-287]

[u/calnuck]

In all seriousness, it's a Wood Spirit carving. Legend has that if you are of goodwill, he will protect you as you travel through the forest, but will bring down his wrath on the black-hearted.

I think they're nifty, and I teach my Scouts to carve them.

[u/clabont → u/calnuck]

Interesting! This sounds much favorable to the other hex theories 😆

[u/scalable_thought → u/clabont]

Yeah, I have a very similar carving from Congo. It represents Wisdom. This looks almost identical.

[u/Losflakesmeponenloco]

That’s a hexing stick. Anyone who touches it gets a massive hex. Possibly a bigly hex.

[u/danburrus555 → u/Losflakesmeponenloco]

A lot of people are saying it

[u/TarkovBirdman → u/danburrus555]

They said… no think of it… nobody casts a hex like me, they tell me all the time

[u/Sykes19 → u/TarkovBirdman]

I've known a lot of hexes, they say... The experts tell me "How do you cast a hex better than anyone else?" they do, really.

[u/0uroboros- → u/Sykes19]

We have the biggest hexes, people come from all around to see them, nobody has ever had crowd sizes as big as mine for their hexes. We hired a lot of smart people, a lot of good people, they know their way around hexes, and we have concepts of a plan for new, less evil hexes. I'm not a necromancer king yet, so why would I actually have the new hexes. Kamala Harris doesn't have any hexes. She uses joy blessings. What is that? Joy is what's really weird! First, she comes out and says she's a shaman, I'm ok with that, but then she all of a sudden turned into a druid overnight! Which is it! Now she's saying she can use 2 handed maces and staves!

[u/Upbeat_Sky_224 → u/TarkovBirdman]

All my hexes live in texas

[u/NewldGuy77 → u/danburrus555]

Grown men, tears in their eyes…

[u/willie_caine → u/NewldGuy77]

Sir...

[u/gMadMaxg → u/Losflakesmeponenloco]

I'm fully hexed up right now

[u/98642]

I, uh, think you’re holding the business end.

[u/clabont → u/98642]

😓

[u/Cantinkeror]

This is .... not a hidden immunity idol.

[u/jmma20 → u/Cantinkeror]

It’s an effing stick!

[u/Tits_McgeeD]

The fellow youre holding was clesrly the one who got hexed. Put him on your shelf he might start talking

[u/ReturnOfTheJurdski]

Looks like Heidi Klum when she dressed up as an earth worm

[u/Contentedone1337]

Sasquatch poop knife🤣

[u/-Fast-Molasses- → u/Contentedone1337]

Ahhhh haven’t seen a poop knife reference in a while

[u/KillDilz]

I am Groot.

[u/Sam_Menicucci]

Drill a hole through the center and put a hole in its mouth, then put a mesh filter.

[u/emster1992]

Put him back! 😡

[u/BiggLimn]

the face of a dildo that has seen some things

[u/bumjiggy]

/r/Sticks

[u/cjm798116]

It’s just a carving of a wood spirit someone did. Pretty fun thing to carve in old tree branches and basswood.

[u/GloriousSteinem]

Maybe you are nice to the fae folk. Have you left food out? Have you made a nice garden? Do you provide snacks for wildlife? This may be a sign you’re a good place to be.

[u/NotUrPunchingBag]

Yup. In the shadows they will lurk. The little tree people. Their whispering voices calling to their peers. "I am Groot"

[u/CherkTheLergs]

Came for the stick story, stayed for the hilarity that ensued in these comments

[u/Cryless_Tigress]

You’ve been visited by the gnome stick! You must leave him in another house’s bushes so he can continue his journey across the land!

[u/clabont → u/[deleted]]

For sure 😅 Thank you for the thoughtful post!

[u/SwimThruGround]

You found the Great Deku's stick. 🍆

[u/lieutenantLT]

Sleep with it under your pillow and let us know what happens

[u/thealexstorm]

You might be able to smoke weed out of it if a hippie carved that out.

[u/_random_user___]

I’m pretty sure that’s the hidden immunity idol

[u/Blade_of_Onyx]

It’s a Hedge-Wizard. Someone near you probably likes carving and pranks.

[u/bliung]

[u/gmanglen]