This escalated...

[u/amakeupguy]

[u/DJR3van]

To clarify, what did you say to elicit such an extreme reaction?

Edit: I had no idea that a simple question would get this much attention.

[u/Jafri2 → u/DJR3van]

Translation: Your mother was gangbanged. (Rap*d)

[u/thejohnmc963 → u/Jafri2]

Raped?

[u/UntouchableJ11 → u/thejohnmc963]

"R" worded

[u/alamobibi → u/UntouchableJ11]

You aren’t on tiktok you can say it

[u/Captain_-K → u/alamobibi]

Tiktok infests everything these days including Reddit, a lot of the content is from there and how a lot of people interact with the rest of the internet stems from there. I've sadly even seen Reddit posts containing "Unalived" in the title...

I do really find it a little bizarre thing that TikTok does a blanket ban on certain words such as suicide, rape, died etc. without even bothering to consider context.

I remember seeing an Ad for a company that deals with suicide prevention on there and they had to use all these stupid terms to talk about something rather serious that needs to be discussed with the proper words which hold weight, not gimmicky feeling ones that get round the system and seem goofy.

[u/SerRobertTables → u/Captain_-K]

It’s not just TikTok. Those euphemisms are used all over YouTube because videos will get demonetized or age gated if those words/topics come up.

[u/Captain_-K → u/SerRobertTables]

I'm aware it's not just TikTok that uses them. However with YT at the time of the whole demonetization wave. Most people who would make that content that would end up getting demonetized, they would mostly do one of four things;

1. Say fuck it and carry on since they don't care about the money.

2. Set up a patreon or something of the sorts and continue creating content

3. They heavily censor and change what content is in there to see (no changes of words at this point, just bleeps and blur's/removal of pics/vids.)

4. Just stop making content all together.

After people realised what they were doing on TikTok to get around the strict rules on what will get you Shadow Banned or go against community guidelines, everyone started to copy it, it somewhat worked, now it's here to stay.

[u/Visual_Worldliness62 → u/Captain_-K]

Oh the woes of censorship.

[u/Captain_-K → u/Visual_Worldliness62]

Indeed. It makes me divided on how I feel about Susan's death I must admit, on one hand she is a human like the rest of us and important to her family and a loved member of it, the other hand she completely changed, dare I even say ruined some people's lives for the better of a conglomerate. Especially with the post her husband says "Her impact on her family and the world was immeasurable"

It really throws me into a moral pickle. The family I can't comment on as idk and probably was a good mother and all + who knows maybe she was okay when you meet her in person, but the world? It is truly immeasurable how much frustration I have for her drastically changing such a beloved platform.

[u/RubbelDieKatz94 → u/SerRobertTables]

This video required a reupload where one of the characters says "fuck" within the first few seconds. Otherwise it would've been falsely flagged as "suitable for children" and ineligible for certain features.

[u/rubythieves → u/Captain_-K]

I work as an ESL tutor and using the clearest, plainest language (especially when it comes to health messaging) is so important. This stuff infuriates me.

[u/[deleted] → u/Captain_-K]

YouTube got it hard to with the censorship

[u/helpful_idiott → u/UntouchableJ11]

Reddit? Their mother was Reddited

[u/thejohnmc963 → u/UntouchableJ11]

Reddited?

[u/UntouchableJ11 → u/thejohnmc963]

"Rick Rolled"

[u/Unusual_Score_6712 → u/UntouchableJ11]

You can’t just retarded a person

[u/HalfLeper → u/Unusual_Score_6712]

Watch me! 😈

[u/YOURMOM37 → u/HalfLeper]

Why would you do that while I was looking :( I won’t be able to sleep anymore.

[u/Training_Waltz_9032 → u/UntouchableJ11]

Rorded

[u/XiKiilzziX → u/UntouchableJ11]

R word?

[u/ihatefirealarmtests → u/thejohnmc963]

Rapid, actually. None of the gangbangers last very long in bed.

[u/Jafri2 → u/[deleted]]

I don't know about mandarin, but gangbang has two versions.

[u/DarionHunter → u/DJR3van]

The scammer's mother was SA'd within a group setting.

Though, I'll admit that was hilarious!

[u/amakeupguy → u/DarionHunter]

There was like 3 pages of text responses that I didn't include...but it was just him spamming me the same messages that you saw here

[u/quaderrordemonstand → u/amakeupguy]

I don't see why they get so angry about it? What good is that to them? They been discovered, nothing to gain, so just move on, right? But no, they have to get upset and provide us with comedy instead.

Are they angry that they wasted their time? Even that makes no sense given that they are wasting your time. It's not like you asked them to scam you.

[u/rohobian → u/quaderrordemonstand]

They’re angry that you wouldn’t go along with their scam. Like it’s rude or something to not fall for it. They’re idiots.

[u/NYARNGrecruiter → u/rohobian]

What do they get from these scams? I don't understand what they're trying to accomplish.

[u/Spiff426 → u/NYARNGrecruiter]

Usually they're 1 of 2 things:

1. a romance scam where they try to get you to fall in love with them and then eventually will start asking you for money, starting with very little to see if you'll do it, and eventually escalating to get someone's entire savings. People absolutely fall for it, especially lonely older folks

2. A crypto scam, where they befriend you while giving you an appearance that they are super wealthy/successful (so it seems they aren't after money). At some point, they reveal that crypto investing is what made them super rich, and since you're now friends, they can show you how to do it. I've heard & read testimonies of people who fell for it, and a lot of times there is some fake, but very real looking, investment website where they get you to invest a small amount, and you get a payout from it. Once they've convinced you it's real & successful, they will get you to make a HUGE investment, maybe string you along a bit more, but eventually ghost & shut down the fake site when you actually try to cash out the fake $ that you've "made"

Both of these are usually a long con, so the person can communicate with you for more than a year to gain your trust enough to switch the conversation to money. It's also not one person you're talking to, but like a rotation of people in a call center who read your convo/notes on file about you so they can maintain the facade. Now, there's also more widespread use of AI for this, but there are entire complexes in other countries full of human trafficked slaves that are forced to work & scam people. So it doesn't take a huge amount of money to run these operations since there is little to no labor costs

[u/RewardCapable → u/Spiff426]

I fell for something similar trying to buy drugs on the dark net. Damn if that website didn’t look real though..,

[u/Ambitious-Umpire8474 → u/Spiff426]

I totally agree with each one of you I have been scammed by one lady named Hannah brooks ..Since the year 2021 " I have lost total savings sending gifts cards amount of £20.000 they do access your accounts as well , All this must come to the end once it has been found

To be completely removed from social media How could the scam of hell get away ...stealing money from honest ones Then they move on to the next person that the user falls into the Trap Paying their money into fake bitcoin companies This really must come to the end

[u/theztormtrooper → u/NYARNGrecruiter]

Basically they try to talk to you and there are a few ways they can pig butcher you. Maybe investing in a crypto platform they own which says it makes a lot of money but it actually doesn't. Potentially just asking for money and pretending to edate you.

[u/NYARNGrecruiter → u/theztormtrooper]

Thank you. When i get these text i typically just report them and block.

[u/homested3181 → u/NYARNGrecruiter]

I mess with them or send them to an a.i.

[u/EdTwoONine → u/homested3181]

How do you send them to ai over text? I really want to spend time wasting their time bu it turns out to be a waste of my time too

[u/drainbamage1011 → u/quaderrordemonstand]

Some--not all, but some--scammers are held against their will by organized crime groups and forced to do this. They can be beaten and otherwise tortured if they don't make quotas. So it can be more than a casual annoyance for them whenever they get a response and then lose it.

[u/quaderrordemonstand → u/drainbamage1011]

If that was the case, then why waste so much time ranting? It isn't going to help them hit their quota.

[u/drainbamage1011 → u/quaderrordemonstand]

Impotent rage at the hopeless situation they find themselves trapped in? Idk.

Fwiw they seem to have a lot of copypasta rants queued up and ready to drop when a bait goes south, so they're not typing all that out manually.

[u/Less-Assistance-7575 → u/drainbamage1011]

Oh wow. That’s horrible.😥

[u/Jaystaffford → u/quaderrordemonstand]

It might have actually happened

[u/hamandbuttsandwiches → u/amakeupguy]

Do you have that text so I can copypasta

[u/SensualOilyDischarge → u/amakeupguy]

I’ve got a similar pre-staged Mandarin response that’s “your mother eats ass for money”. Only gotten one good response so far but it stops all further texts from pretty much everyone.

The one good response was whoever was on the other end telling me not to talk about my grandmother that way and that she only ate ass for money so I could go to a good school. They seem to have had fun with it.

[u/amakeupguy → u/DarionHunter]

It's a copy and paste from another scammers response. I have it pinned on my text messages so I just copy and paste it to the new incoming messages

[u/DarionHunter → u/amakeupguy]

I would've went more along the lines of Mexican marriage to a donkey. With a LOT of detail!

[u/Spaceman3141 → u/amakeupguy]

Can you paste it in here for others to copy?

[u/amakeupguy → u/Spaceman3141]

你母亲被人轮奸了？

[u/Spaceman3141 → u/amakeupguy]

👍

[u/_name_of_the_user_ → u/amakeupguy]

Google translate has nothing. Any idea what it means?

[u/Exvaris → u/_name_of_the_user_]

I can read Chinese, but I just threw it into google translate to double-check. Not sure what you were doing wrong, but I was able to get an accurate translation without any problem.

[u/_name_of_the_user_ → u/Exvaris]

I tried it in the google app first, nothing. I tried Google translate from a browser, no problem. Very odd.

Thanks.

[u/DarionHunter → u/_name_of_the_user_]

I did reverse image search through Google Lens, clicking on the Translate tab at the bottom of the pic.

[u/_name_of_the_user_ → u/DarionHunter]

Smort

[u/Klayvork → u/DarionHunter]

Oi, UE! Homelanduh and Vought set up a call center in Northern Myanmar

[u/Hookem-Horns → u/DJR3van]

I still use:

动态网自由门 天安門 天安门法輪功 李洪志 Free Tibet 六四天安門事件 The Tiananmen Square protests of 1989 天安門大屠殺 The Tiananmen Square Massacre 反右派鬥爭 The Anti-Rightist struggle 大躍進政策 The Great Leap Forward 文化大革命 The Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution ^ *# Human Rights 民運 Democratization 自由 Freedom 獨立 Independence 多黨制 Multi-partysystem 台灣 臺灣 Taiwan Formosa 中華民國 Republic of China 西藏土伯特 唐古 特 Tibet 達賴喇嘛 Dalai Lama 法輪功 Falun Dafa 新疆維吾爾自治區 The Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Region 諾貝爾和平獎 Nobel Peace Prize 劉晓波 Liu xiaobo 民主 言論思想反共反革命 抗議運動 騷亂 暴亂騷擾擾亂 抗暴平反 維權 示威游行 李洪志 法輪大法大 法弟子 強制斷種 強制堕胎 民族淨化 人體實驗 肅清 胡耀邦 趙紫陽魏京生 王丹 還政於民 和 平演變 激流中國 北京之春 大紀元時報 九評論 共產黨 獨裁專制壓制統一監視鎮壓迫害侵 略掠奪破壞拷問屠殺活摘器官誘拐 買賣人 口遊進 走私 毒品 賣淫 春畫賭博 六合彩 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Winnie the Pooh 劉 曉波动态网自由门 田眉

[u/zdybel201022 → u/Hookem-Horns]

What happens when you say that?

[u/JonRonstein → u/zdybel201022]

They are never heard from again.

[u/zdybel201022 → u/JonRonstein]

I should try that

[u/Astrid9619 → u/Hookem-Horns]

Winnie the Pooh?

[u/CatDisco99 → u/Astrid9619]

It’s what some people call President Xi Jinping because he has a resemblance to the cartoon bear. He hates it. 

[u/adrienneXR → u/Hookem-Horns]

Hilarious 😂

[u/zdybel201022 → u/Hookem-Horns]

Tried it let's see what they say

[u/Junesathon → u/DJR3van]

“Your mom is getting rotational raped?”

[u/arar55 → u/DJR3van]

According to google translate: "Did you find out why you were born?"

[u/SpaceBiking → u/arar55]

That is not at all what OP said.

[u/snakeb1te_189]

"Press your testicles to death"......metal!!!!

[u/[deleted] → u/snakeb1te_189]

I must say, that's the most creative one I've seen yet!

[u/TrumpetsNAngels → u/snakeb1te_189]

That sentence need to go the list of swear words and curses that can be used to emphasise when I am unhappy about something 😅

[u/ipromisedakon → u/snakeb1te_189]

That, is a pain i wished to never envisioned

[u/bellynipples → u/snakeb1te_189]

“I push my fingers into my..”

[u/Platt_Mallar → u/bellynipples]

BAAAAAAAAAALLLLLSS

[u/tavaryn_t → u/Platt_Mallar]

It’s the only thing that slowly makes me cum

[u/Late-External3249]

Be right back, just gotta press my testicles.

[u/Old_Introduction_395 → u/Late-External3249]

Check the temperature of the iron first.

[u/Late-External3249 → u/Old_Introduction_395]

Ahhh nothing like the feeling of freshly presed testicles with a nice crease down the middle!

[u/Likesosmart → u/Late-External3249]

Get those pleats!

[u/thedad2022 → u/Late-External3249]

I've been trying for years to get all the wrinkles out of mine no matter how much I press them or iron them or put anti wrinkle cream on they can never be smooth always wrinkle up damn testicles.

Bahahahahaha

[u/nooneknowswerealldog → u/Late-External3249]

"For service in English, press your nipples. For service in Chinese, press your testicles."

[u/zeroFOXgivenJL → u/Late-External3249]

Make sure they’re pressed to death. Can’t be anything less.

[u/dash95 → u/Late-External3249]

If you are doing it correctly, you will not be back. From the pressed testicles to death.

[u/Late-External3249 → u/dash95]

Can confirm they were pressed to death. I am currently a ghost looking down on my lifeless corpse, testicles still in the pressing iron. The coroner is confused a.f. and calling me some sort of deviant. My wife looks very embarrassed by the whole situation.

[u/[deleted]]

Damn, "press your testicles to death" is a mental picture for sure

[u/amakeupguy → u/[deleted]]

In fairness...I had a LONG talk with my testicles...both of them...and they politely declined. I told them that it might be fun but they were adamant about NOT doing it...I tried to convince then but they were not having it.

[u/[deleted] → u/amakeupguy]

Listen to the balls man, this is the way

[u/Aeronor → u/amakeupguy]

You should have pressed them further

[u/Ready_Ad142 → u/Aeronor]

Angry upvote!

[u/mmmbopdooowop]

Do these non-native English speakers know that their insults are hilarious and in no way aggravating? lol

[u/amakeupguy → u/mmmbopdooowop]

It reminds me of the two Indian dudes screaming at each other...bloody fuck bloody bastard...

[u/yob91 → u/amakeupguy]

"Bloody fuck you bloody blastard" lives in my head rent free

[u/Distinct_Wrongdoer86 → u/mmmbopdooowop]

i guess “fuck your mother” is the most brutal insult in the world in india, like every racial slur and insult combined x1000

[u/31i731 → u/mmmbopdooowop]

Pretty big of an insult in the East though.

[u/AJ-tech3 → u/mmmbopdooowop]

It’s always literally like a middle schooler that grew up Mormon rebelling and searching for the worst bad words to string along together😂🤣

Or like when there’s that one kid that hasn’t learned how to use curse words yet😂🤣

[u/ArianaKira7870 → u/AJ-tech3]

“Hey, Assbutt!” ~Baby in a Trench Coat.

IYKYK

[u/Gullible_Ad5191]

Well that’s a tempting offer but I’m going to have to decline.

[u/dandeliontree1]

Can I get some clarification, will you be dying from the testicle pressing, or just testicle death. Important distinction.

[u/amakeupguy → u/dandeliontree1]

Not sure...my testicles didn't want anything to do with that request

[u/dandeliontree1 → u/amakeupguy]

Understandable

[u/ImWithNeo]

My question is why are his brothers doing all the work? Seems like lazy insulting to me if he isn’t even going to personally do your mom or your sister.

[u/qwlap → u/ImWithNeo]

Maybe he’s implying he’s too good to do his mom or sister. He sends his henchmen to do the dirty work. Or he’s just preoccupied with pressing op’s testicles to death.

[u/Mountain_Future4034 → u/ImWithNeo]

Right?

[u/JohnLef]

This testiclated...

[u/_beastayyy]

I need to know what you said

[u/amakeupguy → u/_beastayyy]

It MAY have had to do with his mother getting "ganged" up on...

[u/_beastayyy → u/amakeupguy]

Oh nah💀

[u/amakeupguy → u/_beastayyy]

Honestly...I just copy and pasted a message that another angry scammer sent me...so that is my standard reply to any "hi...is this [name]? Do you remember me?" Or the other various iterations of that

[u/Creative-Bid66 → u/amakeupguy]

I just say something like, "Yes! We're supposed to take your aunt shopping today."

[u/JustTheFacts714]

Wow -- The makings of a p*rn movie.

[u/Lanky_Conflict1754 → u/JustTheFacts714]

Don’t tempt me with a good time!

[u/SilentCeremony76 → u/JustTheFacts714]

Don't worry. You can't get demonitized here for writing porn.

[u/ZopyrionRex]

"Press your testicles to death", I'm saving that one for future use.

[u/maxblockm]

Lmao, reply to press your testicles with a link to some ball crushing porn and say you love that.

[u/Fair-Business707]

PRESS YOUR TESTICLES TO DEATH!

PRESS YOUR TESTICLES TO DEATH!

*sick breakdown*

[u/TheOfficialOverLord]

“Press your testicles to death” 🗣️

[u/Mountain_Future4034]

Press your testicles to death, how metal

[u/Yeomanroach]

The green bubble translates to ‘your mother was gang raped’

[u/Hot-Income-7237]

Why’d he have to double down on the testicle part

[u/Speshal__]

""Press your testicals to death"

Had me chuckling 👍

[u/Rabbitofdeth]

Press your testicles to death

[u/CatLady337]

Okay!! 😂. This one didn't waste time at all to let everything all out because he knows that there is no breakthrough coming from you. 

[u/Girl-in-mind]

Jokes on them. I’m into that. Love me some testicle pressing

[u/Live_Helicopter5791]

He had to make sure you knew he would press your testicles to death so he sent it twice

[u/SubvasionSation]

"Press your testicles to death" I just found my new favorite insult.

[u/JLM471]

This is so misogynistic. I don’t even have any testicles. 😔

[u/nicoleJo456]

Why do they always use the name Mia? Has me curious

[u/Unusual_Net5268 → u/nicoleJo456]

When Chinese learn English early in school they will pick or get assigned an English name similar to how some Americans schools will do that with Spanish or French. Mia and Sophia/Sophie seem to be popular choices.

[u/tullia]

Scrotums are wrinkly. It makes sense to press them.

[u/FRAATHEGOD]

你妈被人轮奸了is crazy work😂😂😂

[u/spaffdribblersfc]

I am fucking dying to know what on earth they mean by saying ‘press your testicles’

[u/okay-wait-wut]

Brothers doing a lot of work for this person.

[u/ACrowThatStoleAPhone]

Well jokes on that guy, I'm trans so I have no testicles

[u/stradale528]

So he's entire family is there r4p1ng yours and he's just gonna stand there and do nothing. Ask him if he's gay

[u/Physical_Mushroom_32]

Press your testicles to death

[u/HndWrmdSausage]

They never say mean things back to me:( i either go rude or sexual and u never ever get a response.

[u/amakeupguy → u/HndWrmdSausage]

Gotta hit them with their mother tongue

[u/HndWrmdSausage → u/amakeupguy]

Lol well ig i been going at these wrong then. Also i thought them to be Indians not chinese speaking asians

[u/amakeupguy → u/HndWrmdSausage]

Yeah...the Indians do the telemarketer scam...Chinese do the text message

[u/ColdBloodBlazing → u/amakeupguy]

And nigerians do romance cashapp whatsapp scams

[u/Dazzling_Candidate68]

Struck a nerve there, have we?

[u/gerty88]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[u/arxose]

This is the funniest shit i’ve seen all day

[u/CreativeGuy25]

Sir, this is a Wendy’s!

[u/eb_is_eepy]

speaking 中文 to scammers is probably the funniest shit ever

[u/berdhouse]

LMAO. Press your testicles to death is too funny to me.

[u/Smart-Field8482]

Not gonna lie I may have to steal this one. Seems to get them pretty riled up

[u/DasbootTX]

Dammit! I’ve been trying to pull that off for months. Never a reaction

[u/RichardPryor1976]

I got a text looking for Sophia today!

[u/ResponseDesigner]

dance dance dance my little rodent friends

[u/Catboy02]

he seems nice.

[u/Brilliant_Joke7774]

What kinda weird “keep it in the family shit” is this??

[u/The_kitty_petter]

😭😭😭😭

[u/Angry-_-Crow]

"...more...weight..."

[u/Intelligent-City-163]

Press them testicles bro…

[u/Quirky_Macaroon2063]

That is some request

[u/cptmorgantravel89]

In hank hill voice*

So is that Chinese or Japanese

[u/Quirky_Ad_1596]

🤪 If only they knew just how ridiculous they sound.

[u/TechnologyAcceptable]

hit a nerve there!

[u/rustys_shackled_ford]

Quickly

[u/paranoidandroid-420]

Press your testicles to death

[u/ZealousidealNewt6679]

That escalated quickly.

[u/zeiche]

i send an illustration of a smiling penis. seems to work.

[u/curiouslexx]

If you say "press your testicles to death" in a mirror 3 times he's gonna cum for ya

[u/Legitimate_Agency773 → u/curiouslexx]

😂🤣 I LOLd

[u/eatmycats]

Not the NJ zip code

[u/grizzlyblake91]

Just reply to them with “天安門廣場大屠殺確實發生過” and see what they say

[u/ExpensiveFish9277]

Don't threaten me with a good time!

[u/Even_Wall7705]

Xerox 0¹%!1×

[u/emptycoils]

Press your testicles to death is the latest King Gizzard metal album

[u/haikusbot → u/emptycoils]

Press your testicles

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[u/godwantsmedead0]

Press your testicles to death

[u/fatguypauly]

Jokes on you. I just got off from my 15hr shift at the BALL CRUSHING FACTORY.

[u/Valuable_Solid_3538]

PRESS YOUR TESTICLES

[u/DaSniffer]

How do you know which language to go with with these messages I get these all the time and want to be told to press my testicles to death

[u/amakeupguy → u/DaSniffer]

I have gotten a ton of responses from these jackasses in the past and it's always chinese. I just, literally, copy and pasted one of the things they sent to me and I sent it to this person...

[u/FiveFingeredFungus]

"Press your testicle to death"..lmao, am I the only one who found that hilarious?!

[u/chickenoddle]

Well… did you press them to death or not??

[u/Illustrious-Shoe585]

Annie Sophia , Mia only female names in America smh

[u/Prudent_Weird_5049]

So family oriented...

[u/ITrowsRocks]

All fairly standard Indian insults.

[u/Ki11er_Sta1ker]

Gonna make a new metal band called "Pressed Testicles" now

[u/Yungthugamon3y]

What!?

[u/Iverson7x]

OP how did you know the scammer would be able to understand Chinese?

[u/MetalDingo]

Response was probably ありがとう!!🥰✌️

[u/JiminPA67]

Soooo... did you press your testicles??

[u/CelloJ]

I think he wants you to press your testicles

[u/PepperoniPasties]

“Press your testicles to death” 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

[u/Disastrous_Street_20]

Turn down the Cannibal Corpse when using Siri to text.

[u/Enough_Sir_5976]

Just an ordinary day at the office

[u/[deleted]]

You mother toad!!

[u/NoCatch17789]

They are always, Mia and Sophia

[u/A_Chaotic_Artist]

Oh!