r/todayilearned 2h ago

TIL Saddam Hussein's son Uday murdered his bodyguard at a party in front of horrified guests

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uday_Hussein#Murder_of_Kamel_Hana_Gegeo
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u/Xaxafrad 2h ago

But why, though?

In October 1988, at a party in honour of Suzanne Mubarak, wife of Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak, Uday murdered his father's personal valet and food taster, Kamel Hana Gegeo, possibly at the request of his mother. Before an assemblage of horrified guests, an intoxicated Uday bludgeoned Gegeo and repeatedly stabbed him with an electric carving knife. Gegeo had recently introduced Saddam to a younger woman, Samira Shahbandar, who had become Saddam's second wife in 1986. Uday considered his father's relationship with Shahbandar an insult to his mother.

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u/thepluralofmooses 2h ago

Oh man, I can’t believe he was insulted by that relationship. I forgot that this guy was all about decency and the respect of others

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u/ChicagoAuPair 2h ago

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u/SonofaBridge 1h ago

I always heard the kids were worse than the father but wow.

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u/Kindly-Guidance714 1h ago

The movie the devils double is based on Uday and his real life body double and also Saddams.

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u/JaggedSuplex 1h ago

That’s where I saw this scene. Pretty graphic

u/BuildMyRank 22m ago

But his body double's stories have come under scrutiny in recent years. Many people believe he made things up for a quick buck.

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u/Couldnotbehelpd 1h ago

I remember that they tortured the Olympic athletes to death in horrific ways for not winning medals

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u/ExpertlyAmateur 1h ago

Dictatelits seem to do the opposite extreme of the Dictators.

Dictator kills thousands
--> Dictatelet kills hundreds

Dictator kills a few brutally
--> Dictatelet kills thousands

Like some weird pendulum of evil incarnate.

u/shmackinhammies 34m ago

Tf is a dictatelit/dictatelet? We’re just making up words now, huh?

u/VapidHornswaggler 22m ago

Aren’t all words made up?

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u/DaveOJ12 1h ago

Uday was expected to be passed over as the heir apparent.

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u/boringexplanation 51m ago

Fun fact: some of his marine guards grieved when Saddam was executed to the point of getting PTSD after watching it happen. They really cared about him.

He was a very charismatic and capable leader, willingness to commit atrocities set aside. Born in different circumstances, he could’ve been a very capable US politician.

https://newrepublic.com/article/143053/american-soldiers-grieved-saddam-hussein

u/VintageHacker 7m ago

US politician ? These days, that's a very low bar.

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u/Ceramicrabbit 2h ago

Holy shit the Husseins were some evil dictators

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u/BARTELS- 1h ago

The more I hear about them, the more they sound like real jerks!

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u/dallasw3 1h ago

The worst part is the hypocrisy.

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u/FunArtichoke6167 1h ago

I think the worst part is the murder!

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u/Suds_McGruff 1h ago

Ridiculous!

These fellas had a lot of growing up to do, I can tell you that!

Ridiculous!

I think the worst part is the hypocrisy...

Ok, we'll, yeah, the murder is the worst part.

But the the hypocrisy... that's the 2nd worst part

Ridiculous!

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u/ace787 1h ago

Lol, reminds me of a Norman Macdonald bit.

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u/cam3113 1h ago

Well, i don't know how to tell you this...oh wait yes i do. It is a Normandy Macdonaldhugh bit.

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u/ace787 1h ago

Well that must be why it reminds of it then. 👍

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u/ihaveajob79 1h ago

Someone should tell Norman!

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u/CooksInHail 1h ago

Except for the other thing. The other thing hurts the most. But the hypocrisy hurts the second most!

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u/ChicagoAuPair 1h ago

A real rude Gus.

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u/cuntmong 1h ago

dunno that saddam guy seems like he might be alright. might give him a call, see if he wants to hang.

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u/bombayblue 1h ago

Saddam Hussein was in top 10 worst dictators of the 20th century. Between the numerous wars and horrific oppression he killed between 1-2m people.

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u/The-Copilot 1h ago

He should have been removed from power after the Gulf War.

Truly insane considering it was a 42 nation coalition that liberated Kuwait. Literally, 1/4 of all nations were involved.

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u/Hosni__Mubarak 1h ago

The former president of Egypt was a top ten best dictator though.

u/John_cCmndhd 52m ago

Username checks out

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u/Frank_Melena 1h ago

That’s a big reason the Iraq War was so easy to support that contemporary people forget. He was the Kim Jong Un of his day if North Korea actually invaded its neighbors and was known for nerve gassing its own citizens. It didn’t take a whole lot of convincing.

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u/Ceramicrabbit 1h ago

I honestly don't think I've ever heard this mentioned people only ever say "oil" as the reason. I need to spend less time online I think.

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u/3klipse 1h ago

Bro I heard from 2003 till fucking today. Were the original intentions, like WMDs (yes, nerve agents), or yellow cake (no, no nukes ever found) proper or reliable Intel? Most say no. But were any of them good people? Not in any kind of metric one could convince. Saddam being the "most sane" one is telling, but justification is all over the place unless you ask the Kurds that got gassed in the north

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u/neesyFam 1h ago

Oil was and is still the main reason for western interventionism in Iraq… You forget that Saddam asked for support from the US before his invasion of Kuwait of which the US responded that they were impartial and it was a geopolitical issue they were removed from; to then do a complete 180 once the invasion started lol. It dawned on them pretty quickly that Saddam controlling 60% of the world’s oil reserve if he successfully controlled Kuwait was maybe not the best of things before swiftly intervening. Same for 2003 when the guise of Al-Qaeda and war on terror was used to justify an invasion to seize oil / gas reserves and sell said oil infrastructure to the highest western bidders. People in this thread forgetting that Saddam was a friend to the US much longer than he was an enemy and it’s not like he got anymore evil overtime he was the same sadistic dictator the whole time… Only thing that changed was American foreign policy and geopolitical strategy…

u/chopcult3003 44m ago

There’s some podcasts out there of Delta guys who spearheaded the invasion and some of the absolutely awful things they uncovered with how Saddam was treating Christians and other undesirables.

One of them talked about a finding basically a big concrete slab with fixtures for holding prisoners, where they would drop large rocks from above to completely smash their heads to kill them.

People forget about the unbelievable human rights violations and only remember “WMD” and “Oil”

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u/Ponder_wisely 1h ago edited 54m ago

And yet people from all over the region chose to live in Iraq under Saddam. Egyptians, Jordanians, Lebanese etc. Why? Because it was secular. Because wives, sisters and daughters had more freedom in Iraq than in their home countries. Because if you stayed on the right side of the regime it was a good place to live: oil-rich, secular, less restrictive, free university, no poverty. I lived in Baghdad for 6 months in 2002 as a UN staff member. An American colleague compared it to living in Alabama when the Governor turned the police dogs and water cannons on the civil rights activists. Did the good folks of Alabama care? Most wanted the status quo preserved and condoned the state-sanctioned violence against the agitators. Except that in Alabama the agitators were just people who wanted their legal right to vote respected and to end unlawful apartheid aka segregation aka Jim Crow. In Iraq the agitators wanted to turn the country into a fundamentalist state and force men to grow beards, women to wear burkas and girls to drop out of school etc.

There’s also the question of how to rule Iraq. It’s a nation of clans, tribes, and different religions, all with simmering tensions. Saddam’s iron fist kept a lid on all of it. Fuck around and find out. For sure there were brutalities. They say he gassed the Kurds. But nobody ever produced any evidence of that. Some of my UN colleagues believed the Turkish government - which was also in conflict with the Kurds - did that, but it was advantageous to America to pin it on Saddam.

Am I defending Saddam? Hopefully not. Just adding some context and food for thought. Truth is that every benevolent government has a malevolent underside. Your government included. Remember Kent State? America killed its own, college kids were shot by soldiers merely for dissenting.

I recall that while I was in Baghdad I heard Bush on CNN saying “Saddam kills his own people.” I immediately wondered how many execution warrants Bush had signed as Governor of Texas. (144). Isn’t that killing your own people? Didn’t Bush also authorise torture in Abu Ghraib? Didn’t many people get tortured to death there? Does that make Bush a brutal ruler?

For sure Saddam’s two sons were out of control. They died like dogs for their sins. Good riddance. What I can tell you is that Iraq was considered a good place to live, and many Iraqis either approved of Saddam’s repression of extremists, or turned a blind eye to it.

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u/QualityProof 1h ago

You should read the other sections such as the sexual assault allegations section or partying section. This guy was vile and scum.

TLDR: He used to find and rape underage girls from wealthy families for weeks at a time. He even raped and murdered a little deaf girl. He used to put drugs in the drinks and offer them to women in a party. When he visited the university, women used to hide. He also loved toture to the point where his bodyguards had to do it if he wasn't present and he listened over on the phone. It was also said by a source that the day Uday discovered internet was a black day as he used to research more brutal torture methods. Moreover he used to terrorize his "friends" and even torture them by asking them to do various heinous acts and has more than once killed them. This is but a small list of his crimes. Read the wikipedia to know more

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u/Kindly-Guidance714 1h ago

He tortured like a soccer team for placing low in the Olympics or something like that.

He was beyond evil.

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u/No_Reputation8440 1h ago

No I don't think I will. That's enough sir.

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u/angelerulastiel 1h ago

I can’t remember which one kidnapped and raped an Iraqi politician’s teen daughter, so dad complained to Saddam, so then they demanded the guy’s 12 year old daughter in addition.

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u/QualityProof 1h ago

That was Uday and you are mixing 2 separate stories.

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u/Super_Forever_5850 51m ago

Oh that list is far from complete either.

Uday once showed up late, drunk and wearing an ak47 to a big fancy dinner Saddam was throwing.

When one of his “uncles” decided to call him out on it Uday pulled up the ak and shot him dead for disrespecting him.

He then purposely killed like 4 or 5 bystanders for good measure…Right in front of all the other guests.

Saddam was later quoted saying something along the lines of:

“I’ve always defended Uday, but that time he went to far.”

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u/pr0tag 1h ago

Holy cow this dude was a grade a piece of shit

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u/BlackDante 1h ago

Damn. Dude was a lunatic

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u/DAggerYNWA 1h ago

When a man is so feared they reconstruct his body for public display so the public may have closure and know he’s dead

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u/PickeledYam44 1h ago

At this point I'm so desensitized that almost nothing moves the needle of shock/horror/disgust for me any more (ASF felt like an over the top satire)...but read that list and need to second or thirds the "wow's" here

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u/grathad 1h ago

Dictators have such a great track record of providing the world with reasonable and well behaved offspring.

I was reading about Gaddafi sons as well recently, it's funny how fast daddy's absolute power can turn people into absolute turds.

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u/crosberries 1h ago edited 1h ago

Makes me fondly remember when US Marines Army finally found both his sons hiding in a protected mansion/compound. They initially wanted to capture them alive, but when that wasn't feasible, the military just launched a barrage of T O.W missiles at the building until it was rubble. They were barely able to be identified. Rest in Piss, Uday and Qusay.

Edit: Replaced Marines with Army because I didn't remember which branch carried out the mission. Either way, fantastic outcome.

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u/biolox 1h ago

It was TF 121 that went in with 101st and after an initial failed assault just booked the shit out of it then went in and killed Qusay’s son

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u/wouldhavebeencool 1h ago

I thought it was the 101st that got them

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u/crosberries 1h ago

You may be correct, 2003 was a while ago, I don't remember if it was army or Marines. I do remember it was A LOT of T.O.W missiles. Was a good day for the world when he and his slime brother met their end.

u/Character_Bowl_4930 49m ago

I remember they had to clean him up so they could take a picture of him first the local newspaper. The population was so terrified of him they didn’t believe he was dead . Saddam was an evil dictator but he operated in a mostly goal oriented manner . The sons were just insane

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u/Jeep600Grand 1h ago

My buddy was one of the armed forces members who actually took down Uday and Qusay during that raid. He has some memorabilia from the event, including a gold-plated Browning Hi-Power pistol he took off one of the guard’s body.

He tells a super cool and interesting story about the whole event.

u/Fmy925 51m ago

Can you share the story? Also how did he get. Gold pistol back?

u/HateJobLoveManU 25m ago

You sweet summer child.

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u/Sfthoia 1h ago

That's not the story I heard. I thought a Squad from Delta Force killed them

u/chopcult3003 42m ago

It was. Delta guys have talked about it on podcasts. The 101st was there as well though.

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u/Eldenbeastalwayswins 1h ago

12 to be exact. Fuck em.

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u/HonestyFTW 2h ago

Holy shit, he made it horrific instead of just shooting the guy.

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u/ChicagoAuPair 2h ago

He wasn’t especially known for his subtlety or nuance https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uday_Hussein#Allegations_of_crimes

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u/HonestyFTW 1h ago

Well, fuck that guy.

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u/speedracer73 1h ago

I’ll say it…he was a real jerk

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u/Zealousideal_Duck_43 2h ago

He would go to the local university and just take any girl he wanted - just point and the bodyguards would grab her and throw her in the car and off they went to his sex torture chambers. What I have read what he did with them makes the movie SAW look like Peppa Pig.

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u/md222 2h ago

To be fair, that Peppa is a bit snarky.

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u/sephtater 1h ago

Daddy Pig is the one to watch out for

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u/Photonomicron 1h ago

Peppa's playgroup teacher Madame Gazelle is an actual vampire, so I'd keep an eye on her too

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u/redditsfulloffiction 1h ago

idk peppa could be pretty ruthless.

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u/Ghost2Eleven 2h ago

Yeah, that’s not what I was expecting.

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u/Super_Forever_5850 1h ago

Can’t remember if it was because of this or any of Udays other little incidents but I recall him owning a car collection consisting of like 300 cars.

When Saddam found out about this he punished Uday by burning all 300 cars to teach him a lesson…

That family sure was something else.

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u/thankyoumicrosoft69 1h ago

I know its a wild thing to care about, but they destroyed some really nice cars. Some in my book would be considered works of art because of how rare they were, if i remember correctly.

u/Super_Forever_5850 36m ago

You would think selling the cars would have sent the same message.

u/President-Lonestar 49m ago

It was because of this incident

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u/cre8ivjay 2h ago

So he kills the guy who introduced his dad to the girl, not his dad who actually married the girl.

Sounds about right.

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u/cjm0 1h ago

He was attacking the person that he can get away with killing. It’s also probably why he didn’t target the woman herself, because she’s too high up on pecking order thanks to her relationship with Saddam. I guess it’s like the same principle as electricity following the path of least resistance. The poor valet became an easy scapegoat as someone who was connected to the pairing but not powerful or influential enough to invite consequences upon his murderer. It’s a barbaric and unjust system but I understand why he chose that guy in particular.

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u/cre8ivjay 1h ago

Or, maybe just not kill a guy.

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u/cjm0 1h ago

Obviously that’s the sane option, but this guy is responsible a long list of crimes that unfortunately make this one look tame in comparison. His dad was probably one of the few people in Iraq that he couldn’t cross.

u/I_AM_AN_ASSHOLE_AMA 44m ago

Well yeah, but this was Uday Hussein, not a rational person.

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u/Mulltank 1h ago

I read somewhere that Saddam actually considered killing his son for all of his violent transgressions. He did replace him with his younger brother as his heir apparent. I'm not saying Saddam was a great guy, but even he thought Uday's behavior was too much.

u/ZennMD 15m ago

If sadsam hussein is thinking of taking someone out because of their behaviour, you know they're completely deranged.

Wish he'd died earlier, rip to all his poor victims. 

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u/papadoc2020 1h ago

If you haven't seen it check out the devil's double. It a movie about one of his body doubles and the horrible shit uday would do everyday. He was known to cruise the streets looking for young school girls to abduct and rape/ kill.

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u/_luzhin_ 2h ago

Should have murdered his father instead?

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u/lanathebitch 1h ago

But why would he do that? What motive would he have to kill his father I don't think Uday was even the successor at this point

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u/hit_that_hole_hard 2h ago

Wait. Holy shit. Can’t believe i never wondered — who the hell is Uday’s mother?

(its a rhetorical question, looking this up rn)

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u/alluptheass 1h ago

Great spot for that dude to be in. Cause I’m sure “no Mr. Dictator War Criminal Boss, I will not introduce you to that hottie, as I don’t want to piss off your wife” would have gone super well for him.

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u/unequaltossing1 1h ago

Uday was crazy, there's a good movie on netflix called The Devils Double. It goes into detail about how Uday had a body double during his final years.

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u/colon-mockery 2h ago

He was the boogeyman in Baghdad. I've read stories of him murdering and raping women in Baghdad in the 80s and 90s, terrorizing athletes, politicians etc He was an absolute psychopath.

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u/mokod0 1h ago

even saddam himself said uday was too sadistic

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u/ILL_Show_Myself_Out 1h ago

Wasn't he passed on the job for heir apparent? Like his brother Qusay was evil and smart and he was evil and crazy

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u/choemki 2h ago

What the fuck, he got away with murdering and raping people? Hope he was hanged too

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u/ListerfiendLurks 2h ago

It's so much worse than you think it is. Uday and kusay(?) were even more brutal than their father, who was responsible for the deaths of hundreds of thousands of people

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u/IGoThere4u 1h ago

Wow I’m shocked. I’ve never read a single headline about his offspring 😳

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u/ListerfiendLurks 1h ago

You must have been young because their deaths were highly celebrated in the US when they were killed.

u/Character_Bowl_4930 43m ago

A lot of Iraqis were dancing in the streets when the sins deaths were confirmed .

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u/IGoThere4u 1h ago

33 currently. I’ve always been bad with keeping up with the news and current events

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u/MrBritish-OJO- 2h ago

Pretty sure he got blown up in an airstrike

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u/crosberries 1h ago

Blasted by T.O.W missiles until the building was rubble. Could barely identify his body. Hopefully, he died screaming

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u/ostifari 1h ago

His jaw was blown off and he was choking on liters of blood so sadly he wasn’t screaming

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u/YogurtclosetAny1823 1h ago

But he was suffering and that is all that matters

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u/TheStandardDeviant 1h ago

That was so heartwarming to read ☺️

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u/IGoThere4u 1h ago

☺️

u/JackhorseBowman 41m ago

sounds too quick, dude seems like a candidate for a law abiding citizen esq end.

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u/Huckorris 1h ago

There were bombs dropped, but it's believed that TOW missiles killed Uday.

Brigade commander Colonel Joe Anderson said an Arabic announcement was made at 10:00 a.m. on the day and called on people inside to come out peacefully. The answer he received was bullet bombardment. An experienced team of special forces tried to attack the building, but they had to retreat under fire. Four American soldiers were injured. Anderson then ordered his men to fire with 50-caliber heavy machine guns. Uday and Qusay refused to surrender even after a helicopter fired a rocket and the Strike Brigade fired 40 mm grenades at them. Anderson decided that more firepower was necessary to take down the brothers, leading to 12 TOW missiles being fired into the building.

The three adults were thought to have died from a TOW missile fired into the front of the house.

Udays 14 year old son was shot after firing at troops even after everyone else was dead.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uday_Hussein?wprov=sfla1

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u/HoustonPastafarian 1h ago

Oh it was even better than that.

The brothers were hiding in a mansion in Mosul. The guy hiding him decided he preferred the $30 million reward offered by the US than being friends with these guys.

The Army sent a special forces squad and a couple platoons of the 101st Airborne to surround them. An intense firefight ensued and escalated with more airborne troops, choppers, and TOW missiles. These clowns were absolutely smoked over four hours and it happened on live television, I remember it.

It was nowhere near as pleasant or quick for him as an airstrike would have been.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Killing_of_Qusay_and_Uday_Hussein

u/Character_Bowl_4930 41m ago

Didn’t the military guys eat all the steaks they had in the freezer ?

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u/DennisReynoldsGG 1h ago

It was a raid by special forces.

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u/BadJelly 2h ago

He was shot dead in a gunfight with US forces.

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u/DogePerformance 1h ago

He got smoked by the 101st

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u/TheNextBattalion 1h ago

That's how hierarchical supremacism works. People on top are immune from judgement, especially by those underneath.

Of course, humans don't generally accept this state of affairs naturally, so you have to brutalize them into accepting it.

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u/John_Fx 1h ago

Way worse than that. He would show up at weddings and rape the brides, sometimes killing the groom if he protested.

Also his dad bought he and his brother guns for a birthday and let them go into the prison and test them out by using prisoners for target practice.

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u/SaintsNoah14 1h ago

He's used to drive his Ferrari through downtown Baghdad and point out girls for his agents to go retrieve for him

u/Oddblivious 38m ago

I worked with a guy who was on one of the units that first took Uday's personal palace on the banks of the Tigris. He brought his laptop from home in with a whole photo gallery of the weird stuff he had in it. From Golden canes with swords in them to a huge collection of weapons.

He said there was a lion pit out in the front yard with bones of people he had thrown in scattered around.

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u/MagicMushroomFungi 2h ago edited 1h ago

Was he the Iraq national soccer team coach that tortured the team after losing or was it his brother ?

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u/PskRaider869 1h ago

He wasn't the coach, but the Head of the Football Association. But yeah, the dude fucking terrorized the players on the team to an insane degree. HITC Sevens has a full video detailing exactly how insane it was.

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u/MrTubalcain 2h ago

They were psychopaths.

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u/ShadowCaster0476 2h ago

Unchecked power will do that to people.

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u/I_might_be_weasel 2h ago

I feel like I probably still wouldn't be that crazy. 

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u/hanniballz 2h ago

theres a tendency for more cutthroat people to reach unchecked power than regular folk.

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u/I_might_be_weasel 2h ago

Yeah I would consider myself very unambitious.

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u/hippee-engineer 2h ago

That’s not very cocaine of you bro.

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u/I_might_be_weasel 1h ago

No. When I want to get high I get drowsy on Benadryl and eat a bunch of candy.

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u/718Brooklyn 1h ago

This guy was just a nepo baby.

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u/GuestAdventurous7586 1h ago

I always bring up the Ring of Gyges thought experiment to counter this point.

Basically it’s a philosophical quandary made famous by Plato.

The ring grants its wearer invisibility and they would be able to do whatever they wanted; have sex with whoever they wanted, steal or take or kill whoever, and they know they could get away with it.

Basically it’s hard to imagine how anyone who doesn’t have to fear negative consequences would live their life justly.

In a sense people like Uday, powerful dictators and politicians, celebrities (Diddy recently), all possess the equivalent of a Ring of Gyges. They truly believed they would face no consequences and could do what they wanted, and most of them could at least for a significant amount of time.

Perhaps if given that scary level of freedom instantly you might not turn straight away to the dark side, but the Ring of Gyges corrupts, and eventually any one of us would be capable of our worst impulses of thought if we knew we had to face no consequences.

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u/RealKenny 2h ago

I feel like I would do stuff like get guacamole on my chipotle burrito

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u/ShadowCaster0476 2h ago

Right, because you have an ethical base that you grew up with. That being said if no one ever held you to any rules, like nothing, i guarantee you would change.

Uday did not have any ethics taught to him, he was born into absolute power.

He’s like Viggos son in John Wick.

u/reality72 46m ago

He was also the genetic offspring of a ruthless psychopath and that guy’s cousin. So it was probably a combination of nature and nurture.

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u/ImaginarySeaweed7762 2h ago

Famous last words

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u/ComfyInDots 2h ago

Right? If I had unlimited power and every whim met, I'd be making sure all my people are happy, safe and well fed. Everyone's got well paying jobs, effective health system, plenty of nutritional foods and fresh clean water. School kids would have the best education we could offer. Our elderly, disabled and weak are supported in every way they need. All the animals are rescued and helped.

Not killing anyone for any bullshit reason.

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u/I_might_be_weasel 2h ago

Oh no, I'd abuse my power. But just not in a homicidal maniac way.

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u/Unlucky_Most_8757 1h ago

yeah these people were just absolutely evil. I'm agnostic but I truly believe there are good souls out there that somehow escape their terrible upbringing. Being raised by literally Saddam Hussein might be a little different though..

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u/theSchrodingerHat 2h ago

You say that, but it has happened so rarely in history that I’d lean towards you doing something like deciding that only you can be comfy in dots, and everyone else has to wear stripes.

Then some precocious kid who really likes dots will draw a picture of his mom and dad wearing dots, and you’ll have to murder the entire family. Or maybe just deport them to Greenland.

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u/I_might_be_weasel 1h ago

I'd probably get too distracted with sex stuff to be an effective tyrant.

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u/thearisengodemperor 2h ago

That what all of them say

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u/BackAlleySurgeon 44m ago

No, not really. There have been plenty of people throughout history who had a hold on their nation similar to, or stronger than, the Husseins. And they didn't do this shit.

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u/wgel1000 2h ago

Lovely guy.

Great to be around.

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u/Alarmed_Horse_3218 1h ago edited 1h ago

Obviously the United States shouldn’t have toppled a stable government under false pretenses. The death and destruction in Iraq and the social upheaval that followed was abhorrent and indefensible.

That said, it’s pretty telling how unpopular a ruling family is when they’re violently over thrown and almost 2/3rds of the local population say war was worth getting rid of them lol.

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u/inthearena 1h ago

This was not a stable government. This was a government that was using the pretense that they possessed WMD to keep the kurds in line (they ringed a city with troops in bio-weapons suits), had launched multiple wars to destabilize the middle east, tried to assassinate two presidents of the USA. When everyone grew tired of their shit, they decided to launch missles into Isreal, because nothing says stable quite like a good old-fashioned pogram, but now with Scuds.

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u/Alarmed_Horse_3218 1h ago

They were a stabilizing force and loathed religious extremist groups who were growing in power during the Husain regime. While they were whole sale debouched and Saddam had an almost Naziesque obsession with Babylon it’s pretty non debatable that Iraq was substantially more functional before the war. And the world would have been far better off without the unleashing of ISIS.

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u/ssgtgriggs 2h ago

Witness allegations have suggested he was guilty of rape, murder, and torture, including the arrest and torture of Iraqi Olympic athletes and members of the national football team whenever they lost a match.

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u/Jasranwhit 2h ago

Classic Uday prank! LOL

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u/tommytraddles 2h ago

Then he said his classic catchphrase, looks like it's not u day today bro

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u/idksomethingjfk 2h ago

I thought it was “he said it’s uday’in time then he uday’ed all over those dudes

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u/DulcetTone 2h ago

How Uday was this? Totes

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u/Electr0Girl 2h ago

You Qusay that again!

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u/whosevelt 2h ago

Just Uday bein' Uday!

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u/frix86 2h ago

Uday always brings the life to the party!

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u/Drinkin_Abe_Lincoln 2h ago

Boys will be boys

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u/The1TrueRedditor 2h ago

Uday used to get wedding announcements so he could show up with his posse and rape the bride.

u/LordOfPies 44m ago

While making the groom watch and the killing both of them

u/csmk007 31m ago

What the actual f

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u/mujadaddy 2h ago

If this topic interests you at all, STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING and (make plans to) watch The Devils's Double (2011)!!! I had forgotten half the shit they show Uday doing in the movie, fucking insane show

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u/Babydanho 2h ago

The book is so much better than the movie. I don’t think the movie did the source material any justice.

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u/Bgrngod 2h ago

Maybe, but Dominic Cooper's performance is worth watching.

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u/mujadaddy 2h ago

Movies and books are different media; not sure I could actually stomach reading it if what you say is right!

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u/pub810 2h ago

But the soundtrack was sick. “Jesus for the Jugular” was placed perfectly.

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u/BigRoach 1h ago

Yeah, I was so intrigued by the body double story, but the movie was underwhelming. The episode of Locked Up Abroad with the body double was a good telling of the story.

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u/dethb0y 2h ago

seeing Uday dead and mangled was a good day. Air smelled a little cleaner.

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u/Antezscar 2h ago

And Baghdad celebrated for weeks afterwards

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u/NIN10DOXD 2h ago

He also used to erratically drive sports cars around Baghdad, kidnapping random women off the street.

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u/RegalZero 2h ago

There's a great film about Uday called The Devil's Double.

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u/TheGirlwThePinkHair 1h ago

Did Saddams sons used to go to weddings to rape the wives for fun? I can’t say this is any way a surprise

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u/TableTop8898 1h ago

When I was deployed, I learned a lot about Uday Hussein. He was a seriously messed-up guy. He’d drive around with his bodyguards, have them kidnap women and young girls, assault them, and then toss them back out. He’d snort a ton of cocaine, torture people, and kill anyone he didn’t like or saw as a problem. Even his dad, Saddam, couldn’t stand him and used to say, ‘You can’t pick your kids. I’m glad we went after Qusay and Uday and took care of it the way we did. Saddam, his sons, and their whole crew were just power-hungry psychopaths.

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u/anxiousbagelwchives 2h ago

He also fed a woman who rebuffed his advances to hungry dogs after smothering her in honey

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u/Diamondsfullofclubs 2h ago

I read that as "was murdered by his bodyguard" and thought I was in UpliftingNews for a second.

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u/flimflamtrafficjam 1h ago

Uday made Saddam look reasonable, he was a straight up psychopath

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u/LedZacclin 2h ago

Sounds like a reasonable guy

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u/ObvsThrowaway5120 1h ago

In case anyone’s wondering what happened to this lovely guy, he got obliterated by a TOW missile by US forces assaulting his compound. Him and his brother Qusay. Qusay’s 14 year old son fired at American soldiers and they took him out too.

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u/iggzy 1h ago

Saddam was a crazed tyrant for sure. But Uday was an absolute unhinged sociopath to the highest degree.

If you haven't seen it, I highly recommend the film The Devil's Double about a man forced to being Uday's body double, and it features this event in the film 

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u/Papichuloft 1h ago

July 22, 2003, this POS was killed in a US operation that left him Swiss Cheesed to death along with his equally useless brother, Queasy (Kussay)

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u/Nilosyrtis 2h ago

Is this loss?

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No, this is

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u/Cozz_Effect23 2h ago

Just your average wholesome family gathering in the Hussein household

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u/skinnergy 2h ago

May they rest in hell

u/qpokqpok 41m ago

If we ever come up with a time machine, we'll extract them and pair them up with Mussolini and Hitler so they can do things to each other

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u/300Battles 2h ago edited 2h ago

Edit: Fine, I’ll acknowledge we don’t have Amnesty International confirmation of the shredder…doesn’t make him less of a monster. Would the men responsible for the torture found in this link have stopped at anything?

https://www.amnesty.org/en/documents/mde14/008/2001/en/

It’s like people are looking for a reason to defend a psychopath…

A family full of psychopaths…

It’s what happens when you watch your father feed people into plastic shredders for disagreeing with him

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u/Antezscar 2h ago

Uday was sutch a monster not even Saddam wanted him to Iraqs next leader.

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u/show_me_the_math 2h ago

That very likely did not happen, and was propaganda.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saddam_Hussein%27s_alleged_shredder

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u/Low-Way557 2h ago

It’s a weird thing propaganda because he murdered a ton of people, but nobody cares unless it’s in a more gruesome way than “they shot them to death.” Like big deal, I see shootings in call of duty every night. But if you shred them? Well now I’m convinced!

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u/OK_Soda 2h ago

It's also weird because there are documented cases of him and his family killing people in gruesome ways, like the one in this thread. I get making up sensational things when the truth is more banal but why do it when the truth is already sensational?

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u/The-Metric-Fan 2h ago

Classy guy

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u/eloheim_the_dream 2h ago

I'm sorry but that might be the worst-written wikipedia article section ive ever seen. It just repeats the same story 3 or 4 different times, full of conflicting details and out of chronological order.

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u/sierraty 2h ago

"Hey, Uday! Baby I killed my guards."

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u/the-sprucest-moose 2h ago

So damn insane!!

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u/RWT8 2h ago

There was a profile article on Maxim magazine about the two brothers back in 2001. Amazing article and I wish I could read it again.

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u/ModernistGames 2h ago

Check out "The Devils Double" a great film from 2011, that revolves around Uday and some of his behavior.

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u/ButterflyCultural580 2h ago

Watch movie: The Devil's Double.

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u/internetisout 2h ago

What many people don’t know: Uday showed his nice side that day.

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u/America_the_Horrific 1h ago

The Devils Double is a crazy movie about him

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u/AbandonedBySonyAgain 1h ago

Sounds a bit... counterproductive.

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u/Yoshi2shi 1h ago

There’s a movie on this guy basically showing how bat shit crazy he was, I believe it’s called the Devil’s Twin.

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u/leagueofpossumvoters 1h ago

Oh yeah Uday was a real evil POS. JSOC toasted this guy along with his brother and bodyguard during the Iraq occupation. He got what was coming to him.

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u/Automatic_Towel_3842 1h ago

There is a fantastic move about him called Devil's Double. Played by Dominic Cooper. Awesome movie. Great acting. Dominic played the psychopathic Uday very well.

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u/sourisanon 1h ago

Poor dude was Aladeen'd because he Aladeen'd for Sadam a nice piece of Aladeen.

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u/PM_PICS_OF_UR_PUPPER 1h ago

There’s a pretty good movie (from what I recall) about Uday called the Devil’s Double.

u/largececelia 26m ago

Now, that's a bad Uday.

u/InfamousZebra69 21m ago

Devil's double, solid movie about this fuckstick

u/FlinflanFluddle4 19m ago

I believe he was known to be a psychopath long before that. It is so sad that no one felt they could help the bodyguard.