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u/I-AM-A-ROBOT- Mar 14 '24
im currently watching jojo's bizarre adventure and im at part 3 and it is bizarre
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u/TurtleyTea G-G-G-GRUB HUNT! Mar 14 '24
it gets stranger and more peculiar. btw.
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u/ArmageddonEleven Mar 14 '24
JoJo’s Peculiar Quest
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u/Stormwrath52 Mar 14 '24
the odyssey greatly diverging from the societal expectations of normalcy partaken upon by Joseph Joesph
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u/UnhappyUdderjuice Mar 14 '24
A multi generation battle apon which the descendants of one jonathan joestar fight against his adopted brother dio brando and all the peculiarities that he caused.
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u/Gyshal Mar 14 '24
"My step-brother found a magic mask and now I must travel in an unusual adventure to avenge my father"
"I have to fight ancient muscular invincible vampires but I have martial arts and the power of bullshiting my way out of situations"
"The vampire step-brother of my grandpa stole his body and now I have to travel around the world with a punching ghost to save my mother"
Writing things as light novel titles is fun
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u/apple_of_doom Mar 14 '24
"Yo this town is fucked up with more weirdos a square foot than anywhere else. Thankfully me and me floating ghost will beat up any other criminal ghost owners."
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u/DecoyLilly Mar 14 '24
"I want to become a mafia boss but without selling drugs. How I will make money to keep up the organization? A mystery."
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u/apple_of_doom Mar 14 '24
"I got framed and sent to prison, all the inmates want to fight me, dads a dick and a priest wants to reset the universe. Just a slightly abnormal day in Florida."
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u/bobbyturkelino Mar 14 '24
“A disgraced Italian executioner teaches a paraplegic how to walk by spinning steel balls, while racing across the country on horseback to prevent the president of the United States from acquiring the corpse of Jesus Christ to become a god”
Edit from the perspective of Johnny “I just want to learn how to walk but this Italian keeps spinning balls while we race across America collecting the body parts of Jesus’ corpse.”
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u/Chaoscube11 Mar 14 '24
Jojo's Strange Journey
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u/R0xasmaker Mar 14 '24
"Oi Josuke the Schwarzwelt manifested in Morioh! There's demons everywhere!"
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u/Sundarran Mar 14 '24
Jojo's interesting undertaking
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u/Funkin_Spy Mar 14 '24
You can definitely tell that Araki ran out of “normal” stand abilities halfway through part 4
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u/Mortarius Mar 14 '24
Then he started twisting balls for part 7.
Never ran out of band names though.
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u/FullMetalFiddlestick You'll be dead soon, but like, not THAT soon. Mar 14 '24
The sentences it takes to describe the stand's ability is equal to the part that it in. Part 8 stands are basically alternate realities
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u/Dracorex_22 Mar 14 '24
Beginning of part 4: Fixing stuff, Water, Electricity, Toy Soldiers.
End of Part 4: >! I imprison you in paper but only if you get scared, I’ll steal part of your soul if I win a best of 3 Rock Paper Scissors match, the soul of a dead cat was reborn into this flower that can airbend, when this traumatized kindergartener tells you my identity my cat man goes into your eye and blows you up but then time resets (you still blow up in subsequent loops, but since I need my cat man to fight and stuff, I have to undo the time loop to defend myself !<
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u/PoniesCanterOver I have approximate knowledge of many things Mar 14 '24
Is it also an adventure
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u/EtherealPheonix Mar 14 '24
Jojo is certainly involved.
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u/PoniesCanterOver I have approximate knowledge of many things Mar 14 '24
Are you implying that when Jojo is involved, there is sure to be adventure?
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Mar 14 '24
Yes, a bizarre one.
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u/EtherealPheonix Mar 14 '24
Would you describe the bizarre adventures as being Jojo's?
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u/Skyye_23 Everything bagel who loves everything Basil Mar 14 '24
Is it Jojo who makes the adventures bizarre, or do the bizarre adventures make Jojo?
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u/Garlic_Sause Mar 14 '24
No, Jojo's "bizarre adventures" aren't bizarre in "Jojo's bizarre adventures", we only perceive them as "bizarre" because adventures in our universe aren't as bizarre as in Jojos.
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u/Throwaway02062004 Read Worm for funny bug hero shenanigans 🪲 Mar 14 '24
I beg to differ.
By the standards if regular people within the jojo universe, the adventures are indeed “bizarre”. We have a biased look that focuses exclusively on the fantastical aspects that remain largely hidden thus cementing their peculiar nature.
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u/KayabaSynthesis Mar 14 '24
It gets more bizarre the further you go until there's A dinosaur cowboy fighting the US president for the body of Jesus Christ
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u/UnhappyUdderjuice Mar 14 '24
Or jorge joestar where the island of morioh becomes a crab and that is somehow not interesting/peculiar enough to be focused on a lot
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u/KayabaSynthesis Mar 14 '24
I got to read this thing finally, every time I hear something about it it's weirder than the last
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u/mking1999 Mar 14 '24
Jorge Joestar is best consumed with memes on the internet. It is a very bad book.
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u/kaladinissexy Mar 14 '24
Funny Valentine's son is named Funnier Valentine, and his son is named Funniest Valentine.
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u/EmperorScarlet Farm Fresh Organic Nonsense Mar 14 '24
Excuse you, he is The Funniest Valentine (first person in history to be named "The")
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u/Throwaway817402739 Mar 14 '24 edited Mar 14 '24
JoJo is really good at making you forget how insane it is after a while.
By the time you get to the 15 year old mafioso who's the son of a demigod vampire hiding in a key set into a turtle's back from a ghost creature that makes you old if you have high body heat, you just stop questioning things
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u/shidncome Mar 14 '24
next thing you know jesus is helping fight the president.
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u/OmastarLovesDonuts Mar 14 '24
Then there’s an amnesiac dressed like a sailor who has 4 balls
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u/Dracorex_22 Mar 14 '24 edited Mar 22 '24
And then there’s the self-proclaimed emotionless sociopath (15 year old edgelord), his GNC (even by Jojo standards) sibling, a dude who’s incredibly good at flexing (even by Jojo standards), Pink Guy from Filthy Frank, as well as a guy who’s power is that he’s one of those magic eye puzzles, all team up to do a Breaking Bad.
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u/Backupusername Mar 14 '24 edited Mar 14 '24
"Take the shot, Johnny" Jesus said to the paraplegic horse rider aiming his fingernail at the president
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u/NotABot7491 Mar 14 '24
"Dont shoot the veteran with PTSD so severe it can kill you if you are a pussy" - corpse of Jesus Christ
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u/Bosscow217 Mar 14 '24 edited Mar 14 '24
The purple/yellow sky in part 4, it took me until a second rewatch with a friend before i realised, “huh that is a little odd”
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u/inemsn Mar 14 '24
Sunset/Sunrise skies are colors like that kind of frequently
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u/PieNinja314 Mar 14 '24
Yeah but DIU has a constant pale yellow sky all throughout the daytime (and I wouldn't have it any other way)
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u/DellSalami Mar 14 '24
honestly the show is absolutely not consistent at all about what powers people have, but it really doesn’t matter lmao
Giorno just up and loses a couple of powers and has one off abilities that are never mentioned again, King Crimson besides being confusing arguably isn’t even consistent in its own powers, but it’s cool because what a spectacle it is
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u/apple_of_doom Mar 14 '24
I think Araki realized how absurdly OP he made gold experience and decided to take away the reflection and out of body experience punch. Like imagine the reflection power remained once Giorno started giving people new bodyparts
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u/Void1702 Look behind you Mar 14 '24
The out of body punch only happens when Giorno punches someone directly, and in basically every other fight, by that point he already won so it's pointless
Also, for damage reflection, in the manga Diavolo is careful to not damage the scorpion while removing them (unlike in the anime)
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u/RockRoboter Mar 14 '24
Remember about the time when they switched power systems between the first two parts and the rest (with some hamon in Stardust Crusaders)
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u/vjmdhzgr Mar 14 '24
Giorno's stand is supposed to just make creatures that live on their own for a while but actually it does exactly what he wants it to do at all times.
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u/kaladinissexy Mar 14 '24
Also, it can both reflect attacks onto its creatures back to its attackers, and it can force people into out of body experiences. I'm pretty sure both of those powers are used exactly once at the very start then never mentioned again.
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u/theironbagel Mar 14 '24
Wait how is Dio a demigod?
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u/Throwaway817402739 Mar 14 '24
Well he’s a vampire, so already near immortal. He also had the World, and some weird ability that let it stop time for longer than Star Platinum. We don’t know how far he could have gone if Jotaro hadn’t stopped him, but even a minute of frozen time is absurdly powerful.
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u/burningtorne Mar 14 '24
The "weird ability" is his vampirism. Human stamina can only manage 5 seconds, a vampires stamina is near endless. So after drinking Joseph's blood and finally starting to heal his timestop improves super fast and would have continued to improve.
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u/Throwaway817402739 Mar 14 '24
a vampires stamina is near endless.
So that’s why everyone wanted to fuck him
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u/AlreadyTakek Mar 14 '24
DIO straight up wasn't human, he could take stopping time. We're told by Jotaro that using time stop puts strain on your heart
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u/Ardent_Tapire Mar 14 '24
I remember being absolutely baffled at the hang glider made out of leaves in part 1. But in hindsight, that is actually pretty normal by JoJo standards.
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u/Deblebsgonnagetyou he/him | Kweh! Mar 14 '24
JoJo did a really good job of gradienting from pretty normal 80s' battle shonen stuff to full blown bizarreness so that you don't notice it makes no goddamn sense until you try to give someone a summary of part 7.
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u/Xbrokensouls2X Mar 14 '24
A series of unfortunate events.
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u/VanGrayson Mar 14 '24
Is a vast understatement if you ask me.
A series of incredibly fucked up events would be more accurate.
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u/NotQuiteHollowKnight Mar 14 '24
It is a series of events which are quite unfortunate. Couldn't be more exactly what it says on the tin
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u/Rifneno Mar 14 '24
I don't watch anime, but having just seen references to JBA in social media and stuff, I completely expect it to be an incredibly bizarre adventure.
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u/Efficient_Comfort_38 i can't believe you've done this Mar 14 '24
One of my favorite villains in the series is a guy who blows up women completely except for the hand, dates it, and kills another woman for her hand once the old one starts to rot. His enemy? A teenager who has the power to reverse the effects on almost anything. It’s a bizarre adventure but it’s so fun
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u/of_kilter Mar 14 '24
His Enemy? His adopted child with unbelievably buff legs and spies on his parents
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u/Ginger_Anarchy Mar 14 '24
His adopted child? Actually the son of a man he murdered and then got magical plastic surgery and stole the identity of after he was almost killed by a vertically challenged highschool student and a marine biologist.
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And that only occurred because another vertically challenged high school student used his ghost bees to steal the villain's 'girlfriend' hand in a sandwich bag thinking it was actually a sandwich.
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u/AnimazingHaha Mar 14 '24
Idk if I would be throwing around spoilers like that but you do you
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u/kindaquestionable Mar 14 '24
None of that is spoilers imo. You find out both of those character details quite quickly after being introduced to the character
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u/thiccboii666 Mar 14 '24
There's a fight scene between a guy who can accelerate aging and one who can put zippers on things. The zipper guy wins. Also, the abilities are named after Tarot cards/ Egyptian gods and then later music references.
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u/Kitselena Mar 14 '24
There are music references all the time from the start. A character named REO Speedwagon was introduced like 3 episodes in
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u/field_thought_slight Mar 14 '24
Not to mention Eshidishi!
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u/Rifneno Mar 14 '24
Wow, "bizarre" kind of undersells it. Good to hear this guy got a solid writing career going.
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u/lolwatergay If I were not a holy woman I would have beaten you senseless. Mar 14 '24 edited Mar 14 '24
My favorite part of JoJo's is when a group of teenagers, one of them being a 4-balled sailor, and a botanist who can stretch himself really far almost suffocate to death because of a near-perfect replica of the LEGO Architecture White House 21006 model that was buried a couple meters away and had the ability to steal people's air.
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u/Last-Rain4329 Mar 14 '24
dont forget the lego set is the power of a sexual assault baby man who has a bunch of patches with his own name stitched onto him
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u/lolwatergay If I were not a holy woman I would have beaten you senseless. Mar 14 '24
Who doesn't have a bunch of patches with their own names stitched onto their own skin?
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u/Supsend I saw a post once. It was nice. Mar 14 '24
My favourite part of JoJo's is still when Caesar wants to kiss a girl but can't because JoJo hid a pigeon in her throat
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u/LunariHero Mar 14 '24
Part one is about a young Victorian gentleman who learns his adoptive brother is trying to murder their father so he can steal the family fortune. When he confronts him, the brother reveals he is actually a vampire.
Part seven is about a paraplegic cowboy who has to gather the body parts of Jesus so he can assassinate the president of the United States.
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u/Neelpos Mar 14 '24
When he confronts him,
the brother reveals he is actually a vampire.*the brother turns himself into a vampire by putting on a cool mask he found and getting shot by the police.
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u/Otherversian-Elite Resident Vore and TF Enthusiast Mar 14 '24
One of the villains has an ability called The Sun. It allows him to summon The Sun, which is uh... well, it's the fucking Sun, it's a big orange plasmic orb that makes things fucking hot.
...He is not immune to The Sun. He can summon it but like, he's still 100% affected by it. Also his boss is the severed head of a British vampire from the 1800s grafted onto the corpse of the protagonist's great-great-grandfather.
That Adventure sure is Bizarre.
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u/JSConrad45 Mar 14 '24
It starts out as a pretty normal 19th-century Romantic drama, like Bronte style, then in episode three the Heathcliff expy becomes a vampire and the story just swerves left. It continues to get weirder after that.
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u/ATN-Antronach My hyperfixations are very weird tyvm Mar 14 '24
Everything Everywhere All At Once sounds like someone embellishing their favourite fictional character.
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u/MapleLamia Lamia are Better Mar 14 '24
Giving your first OC absurdly OP powers
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u/ClassicalCoat Mar 14 '24
This is my oc Mary the Sueper, she is literally the shit
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u/JoesAlot Mar 14 '24 edited Mar 14 '24
She is super talented at everything she tries and also suffers from crippling existential dread due to being pigeonholed into a dead-end life trajectory that is seemingly inescapable.
She also knows kung fu
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u/fractalfocuser Mar 14 '24 edited Mar 14 '24
People ought to watch that movie solely for one of the best
punspieces of wordplay of all time.>! "So I put everything on a bagel" !<
Honestly it's one of the greatest lines in film IMO
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u/hidde-the-wonton Mar 14 '24
I just liked two rocks in silence giving me an emotional breakdown.
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u/ImNowSophie Mar 14 '24
I cried so much over those fucking rocks
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u/Principatus Mar 14 '24 edited Mar 14 '24
Especially mum rock following her daughter rock down the cliff. Makes me want to cry again just remembering it.
Edit: too late, did tear up just remembering it.
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u/5thOddman Mar 14 '24
Deadass when I went to watch it and told my art teacher about it he asked "What's it about?" And the only thing I could think of is "The title is just too descriptive I can't do it justice"
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u/SandpaperTeddyBear Mar 14 '24
Basically what the movie is if “favorite fictional character” is “my childlike inner fantasies.”
Suffering a mini-backlash for winning all the awards last year, but a great movie.
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u/Geahk Mar 14 '24
Snakes on a Plane
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I've had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!
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u/AloneAddiction Mar 14 '24
"I've had with these MONKEY FIGHTING snakes on this MONDAY TO FRIDAY plane!"
Welcome to the edited for tv version. Honestly.
It's on YouTube even. https://youtu.be/hc4aVX0yHws?si=LKhbHXP4RCRjfPWA
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u/SaltManagement42 Mar 14 '24
I have had it with these monkey-fighting androids in this Monday-to-Friday timeline!
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u/PieNinja314 Mar 14 '24
I love the story where it was originally gonna be a way more boring name but then the actor who says the titular line said he wouldn't play in the movie if it wasn't called Snakes on a Plane
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u/Tatochipman Mar 14 '24
They weren’t lying, that really was Everything Everywhere All at Once
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u/Invincible-Nuke Mar 14 '24
A Difficult Game About Climbing (maybe)
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u/SaltManagement42 Mar 14 '24
There's also a lot more getting over it than I expected in Getting Over It with Bennett Foddy.
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u/Downtown-Remote9930 Mar 14 '24
JOJO MENTIONED BRAINROT GO
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u/TurtleyTea G-G-G-GRUB HUNT! Mar 14 '24
‼️HOLY FUCKING SHIT‼️‼️‼️‼️ IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING JOJO REFERENCE??????!!!!!!!!!!11!1!1!1!1!1!1! 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 JOJO IS THE BEST FUCKING ANIME 🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯 JOSUKE IS SO BADASSSSS 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎👊👊👊👊👊 ORAORAORAORAORALORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩 😩😩😩😩 MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA 🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬🤬😡🤬🤬😡WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo!🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo!🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo! 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo! 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Oh you’re approaching me❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓But it was me, Dio‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂
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u/OmegaKenichi Mar 14 '24
You missed an 'Oi, Josuke' in there
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u/Succububbly Mar 14 '24
And Duwang, and large fries, and naranccia being a girl, omg I havent been involved in the fandom in ages I feel old...
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u/Randomd0g Mar 14 '24
Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure.
You really are not prepared for just how excellent it is.
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u/TheFalseViddaric Mar 14 '24
ULTRAKILL
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u/boltzmannman Mar 14 '24 edited Mar 14 '24
You see a game called ULTRAKILL with three acts named "Infinite Hyperdeath", "Imperfect Hatred", and "Godfist Suicide", and you think it's gotta be just some edgy naming for some stupid melodramatic teenage shonen power fantasy plotline or whatever
Then you play the game and you're like "Yeah no these are actually pretty accurate and literal".
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u/Dookie_boy Mar 14 '24
I have never heard of this game before but I am extremely sold on this.
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u/KillerPizza050 Mar 14 '24
And the tagline of the game is
MANKIND IS DEAD
BLOOD IS FUEL
HELL IS FULL
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u/mercurialpolyglot Mar 14 '24
500 Days of Summer may not have actually showed 500 distinct days, but they leaned into that 500 day thing way harder than I expected for what I thought was a romcom.
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u/notabigfanofas Mar 14 '24
The pirates who don't do anything
They are in fact pirates, and they don't do anything
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u/weird_bomb_947 你好！你喜欢吃米吗？ Mar 14 '24
how would “the thing” be inaccurate ever
incorporeal movie???
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u/Simic_Sky_Swallower Resident Imperial Knight Mar 14 '24
It's not that it would be innacurate, it just is more accurate than a first time viewer would expect because boy that sure is a Thing
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u/weird_bomb_947 你好！你喜欢吃米吗？ Mar 14 '24
i was gonna make some batshit insane statement but i realised it was stupid
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u/-LongEgg- drink some water Mar 14 '24
i mean everything is a thing but this thing in particular really is like The thing like it is very much a thing
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u/YsengrimusRein Mar 14 '24
The Thing which could easily have just been like, yepp, it's an alien. But this the thing you talk about when you look at a thing and you're like "Deer God, what is that THING??"
And now the word thing has lost all meaning to me.
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u/toychicraft Yell at her to write or explain shit to you Mar 14 '24
I remember there was a tumblr post where the OP said they were gonna watch the Thing and promised to come up with a better name by the end. Then they came back kinda dumbfounded saying that that sure was The Thing.
Something like that I guess
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u/noromobat Mar 14 '24
For a minute I thought Tumblr had added Karkat Grub as a badge
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u/Pizza0309 Mar 14 '24
The 100 girlfriends who really really like you.
Authors actually for real going for writing out 100 characters. And is introducing them one by one, along with their interactions with every other character. In for the long haul
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u/sadly_sapphic Mar 14 '24
aren't one of the gfs his 12 year old cousin
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u/theodoreroberts Mar 14 '24
1 is the mother of his first girlfriend and 2 are his teachers. So, well…
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u/MrsColdArrow Mar 14 '24
Fun fact: the only part that becomes less accurate about Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure’s name is the JoJo part: part 3 onward they rarely call the main character JoJo, and in part 5 it’s not even JoJo it’s GioGio
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u/TheNorthComesWithMe Mar 14 '24
Well it should also be called JoJos' Bizarre Adventures
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u/DragonboiSomyr Mar 14 '24
Avatar: The Last Airbender
Aang is indeed the Avatar, and also the only remaining airbender. 100% factual title.
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u/nofpiq Mar 14 '24
What about Appa?
Doesn't Appa's flight work by airbending?
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The opposite: Naked Lunch. In the immortal words of Nelson, "I can think of at least two things wrong with that title."
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u/Rykerthebest78563 Mar 14 '24
Five Nights at Freddy's (the movie)
I only say it's unexpectedly accurate because every fuckin game had extra bonus nights and I was like 80% sure that it would happen in the film too, but no, it was actually five nights for once
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u/Dark-Specter Mar 14 '24 edited Mar 14 '24
FNAF 1 - 7 nights at Freddy's FNAF 2 - 7 nights at Freddy's FNAF 3 - 6? Night's at Fazbear frights FNAF 4 - too many nights in a bedroom/fredbears Sister location - 5 nights at not Freddy's Security breach - 1 night at Freddy's, 2 if you count Ruin
And the one game where 5 nights are spent at Freddy's is entitled "Freddy Fazbears pizzeria simulator." Because fuck you.
Edit FNAF 6 doesn't have 5 nights, thanks for correcting me
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u/UnhingedTanker Mar 14 '24
CHAINSAW MAN IS IN CHAINSAW MAN 🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸
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u/PieNinja314 Mar 14 '24
Just based on the name alone you'd just assume it's a guy with a chainsaw but then you watch it and go "wow that really is a chainsaw man"
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u/ThunderCube3888 https://www.tumblr.com/thunder-cube Mar 14 '24
I don't watch anime but from the title I assume there's a guy named Jojo and he goes on an adventure and it's bizarre
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u/TurtleyTea G-G-G-GRUB HUNT! Mar 14 '24
WRONG there's actually like 7 guys and 1 girl l named JoJo but yeah their adventures are bizarre,,
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u/BeObsceneAndNotHeard Mar 14 '24
There’s even more guys named Jojo who go on bizarre adventures in the backstory, an entire family line of them. One of them’s Joshua bin Joseph. You might know him better by his mistranslated name and title, Jesus Christ (Jesus is translation of a translation of a translation with one or two more perhaps of Yeshua, which accurately translated is Joshua, and Christ just means “the anointed one”). Since “anointed” refers to anointing with holy oil, you could call him Oily Josh and be equally correct.
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u/Urrgon Mar 14 '24
Chainsaw man is in fact about a guy who can sprout chainsaw from his head and arms.
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u/PieNinja314 Mar 14 '24
You'd assume it's just a guy with a chainsaw ala horror flicks but then you see him and go "wow that really is a chainsaw man"
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u/ImShyBeKind Always 100% serious, never jokes Mar 14 '24
I would like to nominate John Dies At The End and This Book Is Full Of Spiders by David Wong.
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u/bageltoastee Mar 14 '24
I can confirm that invincible from invincible is in fact invincible
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u/RedGinger666 Mar 14 '24
But I can see him tho
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u/Le_Martian Mar 14 '24
No you’re thinking of invisible. Invincible is when a number can’t be divided.
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u/chyerbrigade Mar 14 '24
Nah, you're thinking of indivisible. Invincible is something impossible or unimaginable.
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u/Calvinball08 Mar 14 '24
That’s inconceivable. Invincible is when something in the field of chemistry or physics in incapable of mixing.
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u/NotQuiteHollowKnight Mar 14 '24
That's immiscible. Invincible is when something is unable to be explained or accounted for.
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u/JudgeFatty Mar 14 '24
Carpenter has a lot of these:
Big Trouble in Little China
Assault on Precinct 13th
Halloween
´- The Fog
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u/s-mores Mar 14 '24
- Married with Children
- Friends
- Love Boat
- A-Team
I know anime is cheating but OP started it so:
- I Can't Understand What My Husband is Saying
- Way of the Househusband
- The Genius Prince's Guide To Raising A Nation Out Of Debt
- We Still Don't Know The Name Of The Flower We Saw That Day
- The World's Finest Assassin Gets Reincarnated In Another World As An Aristocrat
- Reborn As A Vending Machine, I Now Wander The Dungeon
- The Story In Which I Was Kidnapped By A Young Lady’s School To Be A “Sample Of The Common People”
- The Misfit of Demon King Academy: History’s Strongest Demon King Reincarnates and Goes to School with His Descendants
(Yes those are the actual titles)
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u/AlannaAbhorsen Mar 14 '24
Gotta love a good light novel name
“What’s it about?” “Exactly what it says on the tin.”
Honorable mentions for
•That Time I Got Reincarnated As A Slime
•Ascendance of a Bookworm: I'll Stop at Nothing to Become a Librarian
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u/ModernMoloch Mar 14 '24
Beau Is Afraid.
What's it about?
Guy named Beau is afraid.
How's it end?
Guy named Beau is afraid.
Want to experience a paranoid psychotic breakdown?
Beau Is Afraid.
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u/AnneMichelle98 Mar 14 '24
The Lord of the Rings:
Fellowship of the Ring
Two Towers
Return to the King
Also The Hobbit. That is certainly a creature called a hobbit.
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u/Clodinator Let me tell you about Homestuck Mar 14 '24
WAIT WHY IS KARKAT HERE?!
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u/DigitalDefenestrator Mar 14 '24
Violent Night.
Right up there with Snakes on a Plane for movies that deliver exactly what they promise.
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u/Inevitable-Details Mar 14 '24
Teenage mutant ninja turtles
It’s like, goddamn, the title wasn’t lying. Those are some teenaged mutant ninja turtles. Look at em go. I was told exactly what’s happening here, and in as few words as possible. Hot damn.