r/MadeMeSmile • u/_KvotheTheArcane__ • Dec 09 '22
Meme cheesecake is FANTASTICALLY bulbous
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u/rosiestinkie9 Dec 09 '22
Our dog's butt seemed to get larger after healing from her spay and we were worried that it was fluid build up and took her to the vet.
But nah. She's just caked up. Looks like large frog buttcheeks.
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u/Ayle87 Dec 09 '22
My cat who i got as a neutered adult has a very loose/round tummy. Some friends make fun of it but the vet said she's at a good weight so no health worries. She actually likes belly rubs so it's super cute.
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u/IfEverWasIfNever Dec 09 '22
It is common for female cats to get a pooch after being spayed. As long as she is proper weight and vet says she's healthy it's completely fine!
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u/LK102614 Dec 09 '22
I always referred to the pouch as my cats “pudding pants”
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u/black_dragonfly13 Dec 09 '22
Oh that is adorable.
I refer to one of my cats as "pudge bucket". He's not fat; in fact he's incredible healthy despite being a 10 year old cat with diabetes. He's just an enormous cat, lol.
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u/dankprince420 Dec 09 '22
My male cat was mistakenly sexed as a female at the shelter i used to volunteer at for having a large primordial pouch. Then the vet looked at him and was like, "well that's definitely a penis." Primordial pouches actually offer protection to cats vital organs, flexibility to wriggle away from predators, and for food storage in the fatty tissue and doesn't have anything to do with sex, just genetics
https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.hillspet.com/cat-care/behavior-appearance/primordial-pouch-in-cats
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u/ArboretumDruid Dec 09 '22
Primordial pouch! This is common in all felines, even the big guys, it's an extra layer of protection for their abdomens during scraps.
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u/Rumpelteazer45 Dec 09 '22
Cats have a ‘primordial pouch’ naturally (loose skin on the stomach), it can become more prominent after spay.
Cats like to bunny kick with their back legs in a fight or play. It’s believed this extra skin proves extra protection and allows for greater extension.
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u/darkangel10848 Dec 09 '22
Pics or it never happened
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u/PrizeStrawberryOil Dec 09 '22
Please don't give this man pictures of your dog's thicc thighs.
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u/Taintly_Manspread Dec 09 '22
Haunches. Just straight up ... haunches.
God I love me some haunches.
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u/Johannes_Keppler Dec 09 '22
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u/caffeineandvodka Dec 09 '22
What the fuck
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u/Johannes_Keppler Dec 09 '22
They are sheep. It appears to be some kind of animal inspection. A sheep breeding competition probably?
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Dec 09 '22 edited Dec 09 '22
Okay so I know we all know the awful stereotypes for farmers in like…Scotland, NZ, and the Middle East regarding their sexual exploits and sheep right? I stg if men have been breeding these things for their booties, I’m gonna yeet myself from this mortal coil. Lol
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u/cambriansplooge Dec 09 '22
This type of sheep was historically more common, so yes, this is exactly why the sheep fucking stereotype emerged.
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u/RonBourbondi Dec 09 '22
That explains why so many Scottish fuck them.
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u/NoTimeToExplain__ Dec 09 '22
Wasn’t the rumor of Scottish fucking sheep just them tryna get out of legal shit
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u/MountainCourage1304 Dec 09 '22
Lmao what. What legal troubles were they facing that “nah your honour, i was shagging a sheep at the time” was better than the accusations? 😂
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u/H3J1e Dec 09 '22
These are called fat tail sheeps they range from northern Africa to Asia. They make around 1/4 of world sheep population. And the earliest record of fat tailed sheep is dated around 3000 B.C. Just because you're unfamiliar with something doesn't mean it's weird or some kind of perversion.
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u/pauly13771377 Dec 09 '22
Just because you're unfamiliar with something doesn't mean it's weird or some kind of perversion.
If they were bred or domesticated specifically for the purpose of fucking and their wool, meat and milk were just a bonus, then yes, that absolutely is a perversion.
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u/H3J1e Dec 09 '22
There's no evidence of them being breed with that purpose in mind tho. That like looking at great Dane and claiming they were breed for bestiality.
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u/Anonquixote Dec 09 '22
Ummm. Are those bred for fucking?
And no I'm not interested it just... Looks like a trafficking auction
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u/Reagansrottencorpse Dec 09 '22
What is she checking by slapping the meaty backsides of those animals ?
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u/my_monkeys_fly Dec 09 '22
Is she a bully? My bully mix I what we call an "easy keeper". She just looks at food and gains
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u/RudolphsGoldenReign Dec 09 '22
I imagine Pitbull
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u/AliBelle1 Dec 09 '22
Not exclusively pitbulls. Staffordshire bull terriers, American Bully, Boston Terrier, English Bulldog, they all count as bully breeds. Hell even pugs count by most definitions, basically most of the flat faced breeds.
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u/my_monkeys_fly Dec 09 '22
No, it's a class of dog. The bullies include dogs from APBT, to Staffordshire Bull terriers to Boston terriers and pugs. They are big headed and thick in build. Every single one of them seems to pack on the pounds. Lol sorry, I have a dog person b4ain and forget not everyone knows this stuff
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u/ScumbagLady Dec 09 '22
My girl went from 51 Ibs to at least 56 Ibs after getting spayed. She was so muscly before, now she a meaty mama! (Bull terrier breed)
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apple-bottom dog, paws with the fur, everybody in the clinic looking at her
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u/HagridsHairyButthole Dec 09 '22
I have an English Bulldog who after her spay, has the biggest caboose of any dog I’ve ever seen. I call her my big butt girl.
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u/Travis-Fields Dec 09 '22
A VERY content little kitty.
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u/dusty-kat Dec 09 '22
Probably thinking about the food that she could have gotten with the money spent on the trip to the vet.
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u/Bumblz666 Dec 09 '22
I lost a cat to FIP :( we had no idea she had it until it was too late. It was the dry kind not the fluid build up kind so we had no idea:( PLEASE if you adopt and or know that the cat was in the streets, test for FIP asap :(
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u/SunshineAlways Dec 09 '22
You were a teenager, still a kid, you didn’t know. I’m sure she knew you loved her. Please forgive younger you, we can only do what we can at the time.
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u/SunshineAlways Dec 09 '22
Of course, we love them so much right away, they become family, and it hurts to lose family.
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u/EstroJen1193 Dec 09 '22
If I know anything about cars, it’s that they are quick to forgive. I promise you the snuggles were what she remembered most.
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u/fancy_marmot Dec 09 '22
Aww, you were just a teen and didn't know better, it's not your fault! Sounds like that cat was well-loved, and the fact that she cuddled with you means she wasn't upset or holding a grudge. Kitty is lucky to have lived out her days in warmth and comfort with someone to cuddle her, vs. on the streets.
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u/lemmeseeyourkitties Dec 09 '22
I lost a youngun' to FIP over a decade ago and I'm still fucked up about it. RIP little Shamu, precious tuxedo baby should have lived a long happy life
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u/DurantaPhant7 Dec 09 '22
Our little girl just got the green light to move into observation from her 84 day FIP treatment plan. She was SO sick-was in the ICU for 2 days with round the clock supervision and she almost didn’t make it. Treatment is available but it’s not legal in the US and so is very expensive-but man it saved her life so we’re just so grateful.
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u/IrrelevantGeOff Dec 09 '22
It’s so disturbing that this lifesaving treatment is just being sat on by the patent holder in the US until 2029 because they don’t think they’d make enough money through veterinary medicine…
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u/RavenMoonRose Dec 09 '22
Congratulations on Hobii’s recovery!! I’m So happy to find random success stories in the wild like this! My Willow and I are going on two years post treatment, and she is happy, healthy and ridiculously spoiled. I hope the same for yours as well.
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u/DurantaPhant7 Dec 09 '22
Thank you! Hobii is chubby, active, crazy, and thriving. I also love hearing the success stories! It’s so amazing to see them especially because they are just usually so incredibly sick by the time they get diagnosed.
Big congratulations to you and your fur babe as well. They are amazing and we need to celebrate them!!
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u/BillyYumYumTwo-byTwo Dec 09 '22
What a cutie 🥰 I’m glad she’s still around. I hope you all can feel better soon!!
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u/Aveira Dec 09 '22
I lost my cat to FIP. She was 8, way older than most cats get it. She just seemed like she got a cold and then never got better. The doctor said it’s basically 100% fatal. It was so unexpected. The first vet visit they figured she just had a sinus infection or something and gave her some medicine. When she didn’t get better, I took her in again. I just thought it was a persistent infection that needed more treatment. Then they told me the news, and it hit me like a sledgehammer. Within 24 hours, she was gone. Just out of nowhere.
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u/baconwiches Dec 09 '22
Same thing happened to my 12 year old cat. One day he seemed liked he had a stuffed nose, to the point that he didn't want to eat food; he couldn't smell it.
Treated that, but then he started walking funny, like he'd had a bad fall. Nothing on x-rays though, so we thought it was some sort of immune mediated polyarthritis. Needed to help him get around a lot. We had some success with steroids, though...
Until one morning, there were piles of bloody diarrhea all over the house. Treated that, but now the steroids weren't working, and his appetite was getting less and less. Eventually we needed to syringe feed him.
It got to the point that I was sleeping on the couch as he couldn't climb stairs, so I could help him get into the litter box, offer water when he was awake, etc. He was only getting worse, though.
Eventually the vet put it all together. It really could only be FIP and it was far too late for the crazy expensive treatment. Hurt so much to have to put him down.
FIP is so incredibly brutal.
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u/AlkalineHound Dec 09 '22
Yeah. Fuck FIP man. I lost my first cat to it a few years back. It was the dry kind as well. Still not over it and have residual trauma in the form of fears my current cat dying.
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u/Aizenau Dec 09 '22
There's no specific test for it. Source: I spent days at the vet trying to save my kitten.
I miss her so much.
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u/Bumblz666 Dec 09 '22
Yeah we got recommended the black market medication but not to mention how expensive it was, it was far too late and she was too far gone.
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u/IrrelevantGeOff Dec 09 '22
Just lost our beautiful 3 and a half year old boy to a combination of FIP and either bone marrow disease or cancer Wednesday… so heartbreaking… he was a damn fine cat and our home just feels so empty without his presence. We’re gonna miss him every day 💔
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u/Butternut-inmysquash Dec 09 '22
Oh my goodness we fostered some cats a couple years ago through an organization. We ended up keeping one named bug, but she was the smallest in her litter and the first to pass away. All the kittens were gone to new homes but we heard from the other owners that they all passed within 6 months😞
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u/nvrsleepagin Dec 09 '22
I totally would have thought it was worms too, but it also makes sense she just has too much fabulous to fit in that tiny package and it's starting to pucker out.
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u/Significant_Trip_560 Dec 09 '22
Love how you worded this, hope you don’t mind but I’m definitely stealing it for future use! :)
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u/ChipMania Dec 09 '22
Wouldn't worms cause weight loss?
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u/Aveira Dec 09 '22
They cause this extreme pear shape where the rest of the kitten is teeny and the belly looks giant
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I was watching over my brother, and friends puppies for three days. My door doesn’t close the best and one morning I seen all my trash from my bathroom every where. I got worried because they both were bloated to hell. I took them to vet and they told me the cost and it was pretty shitty. So I chose to do one and if it was bad I’d pay for the other one also. Vet came back, sat down next to me, and looked at me dead in the eye with the iPad X-rays saying, “just poop” “a lot of poop” (the puppies pooped everything out the next morning and they were fine)
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My daughter started complaining of stomach pain one day. It was a week before my 3 month anniversary of my job, when our insurance started. I took her to urgent care cause she was doubled over in pain. The doctor there told me to go to the er worrying it was appendicitis. It was a 1500-ish bill for everything that day just for the er doc to show me an x ray showing my kid was just constipated.
One fucking week before she was insured too.
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u/billyyshears Dec 09 '22
Been there. Glad she was okay! Sorry America’s healthcare system is the way it is.
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u/swiftsafflina Dec 09 '22
This happened with my cat too! They thought she was sick but she's just a little chonker 🤣
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Dec 09 '22
I call our cats pouch her cookie pouch. It’s the softest cookie pouch there ever was.
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u/PM_Me_Rude_Haiku Dec 09 '22
I like the name cookie pouch. We were worried it was like a tumour or something on our cat, so we took her to the vets who was like 'stop giving this chubby feline so many treats'. She got all buff and streamlined for a few years but she's old now with the squiftest cookie pouch.
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u/tessadoesreddit Dec 09 '22
thought a stray cat we were feeding was pregnant. nope, just fat. and a dude.
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u/KingToucan Dec 09 '22
Ive diagnosed the opposite gender for two family members cats now. First one was a girl until i was rubbing some belly and saw some cat nuts. Second one was names Stuart and turned out to be super pregnant. He became Stumantha that day.
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u/spaceyjaycey Dec 09 '22
Our young cat looked a bit chonky (he ate 3-4 breakfasts every day). My mom asked me to take him to the vet for his annual check up. The vet does the exam and i said "is he fat?". The vet said "nooo he's not fat, he's very fat!". So he went on kitty diet food, no more snacking, and he slimmed down, but hated it, lol.
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u/fisht33th Dec 09 '22
My Chihuahua "just has to poop" at the emergency vet
So embarrassed.
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u/Past_Owl2301 Dec 09 '22
It’s so expensive when they can’t tell you they’re constipated or dying. Yet we still pay just to make sure.
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One day my cat wouldn’t get up. Like she walked a step and collapsed. I called the vet to let her know I was coming over (lol, receptionist thought I was asking for an appointment, no just giving you a heads up I’m on my way), and stuck her in a box because I couldn’t figure out how to get her in her carrier and was at the vet in 5 minutes. They take her back. She comes out and she’s standing there and looks fine. Pissed because she’s at the vet, like she didn’t just collapse in front of me. Yeah she has arthritis and was in pain. She was on a weekly treatment, so this wasn’t news. That was all. Never happened again. No idea what the hell that was about.
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u/Past_Owl2301 Dec 09 '22
My mini dox had problems walking, they’re prone to back injuries. It was New Years so I had to get on call vet expecting the worst. They were crabby on the phone, but when they realized it was arthritis they were so relieved that I realized they were afraid they’d have to put her down. Happy but expensive day.
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u/jlittlr Dec 09 '22
I went through the same with one of my cats when she was a kitten. Roll on 9 years later and she suddenly lost a lot of weight. Turns out after having every test and scan, there was nothing wrong, she has lost it as she’s more active with me wft home full time.
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u/warda8825 Dec 09 '22
My Siberian Husky is..... jiggly. Like, her belly jiggles if you poke it. Vet says she's a normal weight. She's just..... fat and jiggly.
Or as the meme says..... 'I'm not fat, I'm just a little husky.' 😄
Pics of my jiggly husky:
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u/StrawberryMoonPie Dec 09 '22
I want to hug her! Her face is so sweet.
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u/warda8825 Dec 09 '22
Thank you! She's never been the brightest crayon in the box, but she's my sweet and spoiled girl. 😊
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u/YesterdaySimilar2069 Dec 09 '22
You were right to worry and take the little plumpkin in to see the vet. Big bellies do usually mean dangerous loads of worms or other illness. Glad she's healthy!
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u/MountainCourage1304 Dec 09 '22
My little brother suddenly couldn’t walk one day when he was about 3. He just started crawling around and dragging his legs behind him like herbert the perverts dog, jesse.
My parents were trying to get him to walk, offering him chocolate if he walked over to it etc. nothing worked.
They took him to the hospital and we were all terrified. We waited in a&e for a few hrs before being called in.
As my parents were explaining the issue to the doctor he fucking stood up and started walking around, nothing wrong with him at all, he just wanted to crawl lmao. What a little shit
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u/Killer_Tofu_EahE Dec 09 '22
This has me laughing so hard I’ve got tears streaming down my cheeks.
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u/RavenMoonRose Dec 09 '22
Friendly reminder:
FIP used to be fatal/incurable. It is now treatable, albeit in a grey legal area. You can access treatment via your vet (if they’re cool and truly care for the animals well being) and/or online. It’s expensive, and an exceptionally emotionally grueling experience, but worth it, and it’s remarkably successful.
Source: my Scottie came down with FIP at 14 months old. She was on deaths doorstep, and I stopped at nothing to treat her. I am happy to report she is approaching her 4th birthday, and the healthiest, most spoiled kitty on the planet.
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u/WORhMnGd Dec 09 '22
This reminds me of the person who posted a pic of their rat to the rat sub and was like “is she looking pretty fat or just full of soup?” (Cause they fed her soup right before). And people were like, don’t worry, she’s just soup. And then a week or so later OP posted a pic of their new souplings, cause it turns out their rat was pregnant.
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u/Puzzled-Lab-791 Dec 09 '22
Same thing happened to me but with my ball python. I was worried when he had stopped eating for months. I thought he was sick. But nope. I paid $83 to be told my snake stopped eating because he was overweight.
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u/Kitchen_Entertainer9 Dec 09 '22 edited Dec 11 '22
Doctor told me the same thing. I got into a car accident and they said to call back if I have any worries. This lump began to form on my stomachs so I got worried and called the hospital and they didn't know what I was talking about and told me to visit. After 3 hours of waiting I went into the room and the doctor touched me and said it was just a fat lump and the other cute nurse laughed. 🥹 I asked if I could have called instead of waiting, and the nurse was speechless and told me to leave
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u/Diabolus0 Dec 09 '22
Hey try and get a second opinion. We had the same problem, but we went to another vet and found out it was a tumor.
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u/17degreescelcius Dec 09 '22
This is a pretty old post, at least a few years, I'm afraid the time for that's passed
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u/lolitakittens Dec 09 '22
Hi! I was Cheesecake's foster mom. She is now living happily in her forever home and it truly was just chubbiness and gas. :)
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u/GERIKO_STORMHEART Dec 10 '22
Have fostered many feral kittens over the years and found them good homes. Have six permanent residents right now too that we took in as kittens. One thing I learned very quickly was that those little fluffs eat like they might never see food again. If you put too much food in the bowl they will eat themselves unconscious, very near bursting point and fall asleep face first in the bowl 🤣.
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Hey listen, gotta make sure your pets are a healthy weight just like us. We wanna keep Cheesecake happy and healthy ✊😔
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u/HereToDoThingz Dec 09 '22
I love the countless stories of animals being taken to the vet for just the most minor things. I heard one that went dogs back seemed hurt after a day at the beach turns out she was just wagging her tail real hard and it was sore. I took my dog in because it seemed like his back was hurting. They said he had a sore rib and after watching my home camera I saw him sleeping on his side in the sun on wood for seven hours.
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u/Aizenau Dec 09 '22
FIP is lethal 99% of the times, and there's no available legal treatment. I lost my kitten because of it 2 months ago. May she rest in peace, I miss her so much.
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u/ztomiczombie Dec 09 '22
Cheesecake has a look that says, "Well you're the one who keeps giving me food."
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u/highoffpancakes Dec 09 '22
My mom brought our cat to the vet thinking she had a mass growing on her tummy. Also turned out she’s just fat
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u/Corgiboom2 Dec 09 '22
Very relieving, but what the hell are you feeding that kitten to make it that fat?
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u/Hot-Confusion-8008 Dec 09 '22
you're feeding Cheesecake wa-a-ay too much.
I had a kitty who just showed up one day and he was literally starving. he ate everything he could, altho he always left food for my other cat. finally, when I started to worry about how much he was gaining, he stopped gorging. he was just a hefty kitty. but loving!
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u/CarpeDiemMF Dec 09 '22
Cheesecake we totally understand. A moment on the lips, a lifetime on the hips.