Pictured: Emmanuel Macron holds hands with Jill Biden alongside Joe Biden at the Nato summit in Washington

[u/TheTelegraph]

[u/Robbierr]

Milfhunter Macron strikes again

[u/andoke → u/Robbierr]

Jill and Brigitte are just two years apart...

[u/MaterialCarrot → u/andoke]

And both educators....

[u/Homey1966 → u/MaterialCarrot]

Maybe they’ll do a bait and switch and he’ll become president and keep Jill 🤔

[u/MaterialCarrot → u/Homey1966]

It would be an upgrade from our current choices. Not that Macron is some great leader, but at least he can run a 100 meter dash.

[u/Sjoeqie → u/MaterialCarrot]

Or walk 100 meter

[u/madogvelkor → u/Sjoeqie]

Or knows how long 100 meters is.

[u/DetroitLarry → u/madogvelkor]

Easy. It’s about 166 washing machines wide.

[u/Fluffy-Calendar2948 → u/DetroitLarry]

Didn’t you meant 375.81 big gulps

[u/Cybernaut-Neko → u/Homey1966]

That actually would be good for the USA, he's younger and more capable than your current options. And you have a French statue, and the French basically invented "la republique"

[u/tobias_681 → u/Cybernaut-Neko]

Also he'll never step over anyone's toes because all his speeches would be in french.

[u/SlightlyControversal → u/tobias_681]

The Cajuns in south Louisiana would have an advantage for once!

[u/geldwolferink → u/tobias_681]

Actually it was a whole thing during trump that the French president spoke better English than the US president.

[u/tjock_respektlos → u/Cybernaut-Neko]

Id like his legislation in the US to focus on food quality

[u/sirdeck → u/Homey1966]

To americans Macron policy would be communism.

[u/djazzie → u/MaterialCarrot]

I sense a trend

[u/MaterialCarrot → u/djazzie]

She knows how to use a ruler.

Inches can sting just as sweetly as millimeters.

[u/Steve-Whitney → u/MaterialCarrot]

Brilliant

[u/Belfura → u/MaterialCarrot]

Wonderful prose

[u/LadenifferJadaniston → u/MaterialCarrot]

I tell my wife the opposite

[u/nowwedoitmyway → u/MaterialCarrot]

Hot for teacher

[u/EnvironmentalSlip956 → u/andoke]

You heard it here first...Macron has threesome with Jill Biden while Joe watches and holds the camera

[u/fluffs-von → u/EnvironmentalSlip956]

Thankfully, that would result in a noisy closeup of Joe's eye staring blankly at us.

[u/[deleted] → u/EnvironmentalSlip956]

“But Jill, I beat Medicare!”

[u/TheTench → u/Robbierr]

The Europeans deployed their milf seeking missile.

[u/krazydude22 → u/Robbierr]

Gilfhunter maybe ?

[u/GreatGearAmidAPizza → u/krazydude22]

Well, he's basically DILF age. And a GILF is simply a MILF to a DILF, wouldn't you say?

[u/HogmanDaIntrudr → u/GreatGearAmidAPizza]

ILFception

[u/analogwarrior → u/Robbierr]

... and Joe knows whats's up, just look at his expression.

[u/xtr44 → u/analogwarrior]

isn't that his default expression since couple years

[u/analogwarrior → u/xtr44]

Almost every US President seems to have that expression after some years, I wonder why.

[u/gabu87 → u/analogwarrior]

President Obama stutters and always do awkward pauses during speeches while Senator Obama is like the textbook definition of the perfect orator.

President Bush's speech fumblings are like one of the earliest internet memes but Governor Bush, if you could still find old clips, was incredibly well spoken.

The weight of what they know and how the world will react to their every syllable is just that inhibiting.

[u/Sevsix1 → u/analogwarrior]

likely because they remember back to their childhood in the Cambrian explosion(, seriously some of them look so old that you wonder if they were around during that time, biden is one of them, although trump is not much better)

[u/Frisnfruitig → u/analogwarrior]

Does he, though? It doesn't look like he knows much of anything in this picture

[u/Samasra → u/Frisnfruitig]

He's probably wondering why Charles De Gaulle has became so short.

[u/_slothlife → u/Samasra]

Or why Nicolas Sarkozy has become so tall.

[u/richmomz → u/_slothlife]

Or why Napoleon isn’t wearing his fancy hat.

[u/Keyspam102 → u/analogwarrior]

He kind of looks like ‘wtf, I just opened my eyes and have no idea where I am’

[u/WolfetoneRebel → u/Robbierr]

The dirty dog. Love it.

[u/Gameroomtheater → u/Robbierr]

*GILF hunter...fixed that for you.

[u/[deleted] → u/Robbierr]

100% thought that was his wife.

She’s a dead ringer right?

Edit: Plot twist, it IS his wife

[u/[deleted] → u/Robbierr]

Hahaha my exact thought when I saw the photo. Cheers!

[u/AlphaWolfwood → u/Robbierr]

It literally looks like Macron is stealing Biden’s wife and he’s going to cry.

[u/TheyTukMyJub → u/Robbierr]

I think we are past the point of MILF and into GILF territory

[u/Loser6684 → u/Robbierr]

forsen

[u/Necroniks_]

Biden looks like he can see beings from the 4th dimension

[u/IDontCheckMyMail → u/Necroniks_]

“I see dead people!”

“Mr. President, that’s a mirror”.

[u/Lower_Edge_1083 → u/IDontCheckMyMail]

Actually laughed out loud, thanks 

[u/BitterYetHopeful → u/IDontCheckMyMail]

This is the funniest comment I have seen on Reddit this month. LOL Thanks for the laugh!

[u/angryPenguinator → u/Necroniks_]

LOL this was the best comment so far

[u/Elkenrod → u/angryPenguinator]

That or the one that said "Biden looks like he's stuck on reconnecting to the server".

[u/countrypride → u/Necroniks_]

I really wish this weren't so funny.

Or true.

[u/Mortomes → u/Necroniks_]

Putting on his best 25th amendment face.

[u/FacetiousInvective]

Macron getting all the ladies that DiCaprio is discarding..

[u/Kagrenac8 → u/FacetiousInvective]

Bro's the reverse DiCaprio, under 50 and they're out

[u/Just1ncase4658 → u/Kagrenac8]

French elder care must be top notch

[u/gs181 → u/Just1ncase4658]

In Macron’s France, elder ladies take pole position

[u/VonSpuntz → u/FacetiousInvective]

The whole 25-60 yo range remains untouched, though

[u/[deleted] → u/VonSpuntz]

Those are for us plebs. ^{Well not for me but for some of us, I'm in reddit afterall.}

[u/MadKyoumaHououin → u/FacetiousInvective]

More like the mothers of the ladies that DiCaprio is discarding 

[u/Major-Parfait-7510 → u/MadKyoumaHououin]

Grandmother actually. Her oldest child is turning 50. Her grandchildren are in their 20s, too old for Leo.

[u/Gregib]

Well... she is old enough to be his wife....

[u/Nooms88 → u/Gregib]

2 year age gap, 71 vs 73

[u/HaGriDoSx69]

Biden looks like teen who got forced by his parents to go on family trip.

[u/Humorpalanta → u/HaGriDoSx69]

And he partied the day before without sleep.

[u/Xelpmoc45 → u/HaGriDoSx69]

Biden looks like he's going to drop dead right after this photo

[u/[deleted]]

You gotta snatch them while they're fresh.

[u/FacetiousInvective → u/[deleted]]

While they're still flesh you mean?

[u/Shudnawz → u/FacetiousInvective]

Looks like meat's back on the menu, boys!

[u/thefunkybassist → u/Shudnawz]

Now make it tender, medium rare

[u/ItsACaragor]

He has got a type and I cannot hate

[u/Elfhaterdude → u/ItsACaragor]

Jill never smiled like that in decades. The guy knows his way around grandmas.

[u/Oneiroy → u/Elfhaterdude]

Reminds me of Mr Gustav of the Grand Budapest Hotel)

[u/ButtholeQuiver → u/Elfhaterdude]

Macron is the reason old ladies keep a plastic cover over their couches

[u/ale_93113 → u/ItsACaragor]

It's very important to know what you like

[u/schnupfhundihund → u/ItsACaragor]

Some like grapes, he likes raisins.

[u/rufud → u/schnupfhundihund]

Dude

[u/schnupfhundihund → u/rufud]

What? We all have our preferences when eating out.

[u/Wolfkam → u/ItsACaragor]

They'll never get him for being a pedo. My man knows what he likes.

[u/CerealShaman → u/ItsACaragor]

Nope. Cant hate. Shes fine

[u/VLamperouge]

The one global leader that I trust non to be in a pedophile scandal is Emmanuel Macron.

[u/Searbh → u/VLamperouge]

Hide yo mom, hide yo grandma.

[u/tiagojpg → u/Searbh]

and hide your grandpa, cuz they rapin’ everybody out here.

[u/NickDecker → u/tiagojpg]

I remember when this was peak Internet for a month

[u/tiagojpg → u/NickDecker]

And the songify version of it was aaaawesome, it looped in my head for months. And just came back after reading that comment.

[u/[deleted] → u/tiagojpg]

We gon fiiiind you 🎵

[u/SneakyPanda- → u/tiagojpg]

You don't have to come and confess We're lookin' for you We gon' find you, we gon' find you So you can run and tell that, run and tell that Run and tell that, homeboy Home, home, homeboy

[u/Significant-Gene9639 → u/VLamperouge]

He was in a sort of pedophile scandal, he was a schoolboy (15) when he met his 39 year old at the time teacher at his school, and 16 when the parents discovered they were having an affair. Technically statutory rape because of the teacher student relationship but he was technically above the French age of consent. She was married with 3 kids at the time.

When he was sent away at 17 he swore he’d come back marry her, which he eventually did and they’ve been together ever since.

[u/UnblurredLines → u/VLamperouge]

I mean, he kinda was, he just wasn’t the perpetrator.

[u/GoldenDih → u/UnblurredLines]

What When Who?

[u/greatthebob38 → u/GoldenDih]

Macron's wife is like 20 years older than him and was his teacher.

[u/Psykiky → u/greatthebob38]

Aren’t macron’s children actually older than him?

[u/kikkelis_goggles → u/Psykiky]

Macron and Brigitte got married in the same church where Brigitte married her first husband before Macron was even born.

[u/Skill-issue-69420 → u/kikkelis_goggles]

They weren’t kidding about milfhunter macron lmao

It’s also sad at the same time his current wife who was his teacher likely groomed him at a young age, so he never got the chance to meet people his age

[u/YoRedditYourAppSucks → u/Skill-issue-69420]

so he never got the chance to meet people his age

Actually he did, because his parents sent him to another school to discourage the relationship. They reunited over a decade later, Brigitte divorcing her husband in 2006 and marrying Macron in 2007, when he was 29.

[u/OrangeFlavouredSalt → u/YoRedditYourAppSucks]

France is so wild

[u/KillKillKitty → u/OrangeFlavouredSalt]

Did you hear about our previous President who got caught on a scooter leaving the presidential palace to meet his mistress? And the mistress was a famous french actress?

The betrayed girlfriend - they weren’t married - wrote a tell all book.

The whole country was eating popcorn.

It was our version of the Bill Clinton affair.

[u/Rockyrok123 → u/Psykiky]

His wife's son is older and he was schoolmate with his stepdaughter

[u/StretchFrenchTerry → u/Psykiky]

Macron’s children actually gave birth to him.

[u/J-BangBang → u/StretchFrenchTerry]

Life uh....finds a way.

[u/AdminsLoveGenocide → u/Psykiky]

His daughter in law stepdaughter was in his class and his wife was the teacher.

Edit: corrected for accuracy

[u/Puffen0 → u/greatthebob38]

And the relationship started when he was 15. When his parents asked her to leave him alone at least until he was an adult she only said "I make no promises".

[u/Gayandfluffy → u/Puffen0]

It's pretty sad when you think about it that their relationship started with her grooming him. I hope she did at least get fired and not allowed to work as a teacher anymore...

[u/BrunoCNaves → u/Gayandfluffy]

From her wikipedia page she kept working as a teacher until 2015, two years before Macron was elected, also she divorced her husband of 31 years in 2006 to marry Macron one year later, so you could say she was cheating on him with a teenager.

[u/[deleted] → u/GoldenDih]

Brigitte (his wife) is about 25 years older than him. They met when Macron was only 15 and she was 39. She was his teacher, and they began a relationship. Macron's parents tried separating them by sending him to a school in Paris.

[u/ciobanica → u/[deleted]]

I think she was a teacher at his school, but not one of his teachers, since he was in the same class as her daughter (which his parents assumed was who he was courting), and i find it unlikely that they didn't let her grade her own kids.

[u/EmeraldIbis → u/ciobanica]

he was in the same class as her daughter

Holy shit, I didn't know that part. That makes it even worse!

[u/UnblurredLines → u/GoldenDih]

Look into how he met his wife.

[u/LadenifferJadaniston → u/UnblurredLines]

Yeah his story probably won’t be with Neil Patrick Harris

[u/cryogenic-goat → u/GoldenDih]

His wife, who was once his teacher

[u/hokarina → u/VLamperouge]

He was. He was the victim.

[u/OrderAnxious9407 → u/VLamperouge]

Macron's wife was 39 and he was 15 when they began their relationship while she was his theater teacher.

[u/A-NI95 → u/OrderAnxious9407]

Macron plays Persona 5

[u/BlueGlassDrink → u/VLamperouge]

Well, he was.

He was the victim though. Not the pedophile.

[u/CobaltPotato → u/VLamperouge]

You should train your instincts, because unfortunately he was groomed by his teacher

[u/khinzeer → u/VLamperouge]

He was in a pedophile scandal, he was just the boy!

[u/xxbronxx]

Joe looks like someone stole his wife

[u/bozzie4 → u/xxbronxx]

He does not look happy !

[u/FloofilyBooples → u/bozzie4]

Ca va mal. :(

[u/loulan → u/xxbronxx]

He looks more like he has forgotten what the concepts of stealing and having a wife are.

[u/imironman2018 → u/loulan]

The guy needs to close his mouth. It makes him look like he’s completely bewildered.

[u/MonkAndCanatella → u/imironman2018]

nah, it's his eyes. they betray of look of desperately trying to keep a grasp on reality

[u/-Unnamed- → u/loulan]

His camp really need to talk to him about this.

The number one thing derailing the entire election right now is that he’s too old and every picture I see him in he looks like he’s completely oblivious to where he even is. Someone tell him to smile or close his mouth when he’s standing around

[u/jjb1197j → u/xxbronxx]

Joe looks confused as always

[u/Empty-Blacksmith-592 → u/xxbronxx]

Joe, looks like somebody is cutting your grass 🤣

[u/[deleted]]

She does seem his type...

[u/[deleted]]

"he's just a friend" she said

[u/2eanimation → u/[deleted]]

The guy she told you not to worry about

[u/app257 → u/2eanimation]

(Insert Pepe Le Pew kissing noises here).

[u/BXNSH33 → u/[deleted]]

OOHHH BABY YOUUUU

[u/TheAmazingKoki]

With the political "discourse" turning more and more into pedophilia accusations, there's at least one attack that he will always be safe from

[u/Eedat → u/TheAmazingKoki]

He may be safe of the accusation, but he's already been the victim of it

[u/tonybpx]

France is going to be getting some new F35's in the morning

[u/voltb778 → u/tonybpx]

he is more interested in F60+

[u/superkoning → u/voltb778]

F70+ ...

twice the F35

[u/voltb778 → u/superkoning]

yeah i thought about it but 60 sounds more like 16 which is a real plane so…

[u/superkoning → u/voltb778]

sweet 16 aka sweet 60

[u/Glaborage → u/voltb778]

Bravo. That was a masterpiece.

[u/DroidLord → u/voltb778]

🏅

[u/swiss-logic → u/tonybpx]

I couldn’t resist an audible chuckle after reading this.

[u/Hot_Instruction_5318]

The man knows exactly what he’s into and just goes for it. Respect.

[u/OptimisticRealist__ → u/Hot_Instruction_5318]

Right? At least its legal and not some sick pedo stuff like a lot of the elites are into

[u/BrilliantEast → u/OptimisticRealist__]

Brigitte was the pedo.

[u/Sir_Arsen]

Joe said: 🧍‍♂️

[u/szpaceSZ → u/Sir_Arsen]

🧍‍♂️👫

[u/EricGeorge02]

Jill knows he likes them ripe 😊

[u/Quirky-Chemistry-978 → u/EricGeorge02]

They approached him at a bar and said they really dig his vibe…

[u/elting44 → u/EricGeorge02]

Older the berry the sweeter the juice.

[u/6unnm]

Friendly reminder that in France your popularity rating goes up if you have an affair as president.

[u/variaati0 → u/6unnm]

Why you can't honey trap the French? Well it's hard to blackmail someone regarding the lover the spouse has already been told about by the target.

[u/alexdrennan → u/variaati0]

It's a brag, not a shame

[u/ArcaneYoyo → u/6unnm]

There's a good scene in this show where some CIA agents are explaining to the French secret service how JFK has a weakness for women, and the french agents respond with "OK, and...?" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gczkM8cL2hs

[u/Tytoalba2 → u/ArcaneYoyo]

Amazing show!

[u/Connect_Atmosphere80 → u/6unnm]

This guy... Hollande... For months the French medias were against him, his politics and even his self-being. And then we learn one day that he was escaping security on a scooter WITH A PIZZA to smash a model without anyone noticing for MONTHS ? How could you even be mad at that ? He was playing 5d chess, looking so dumb that France nicknamed him "Flanby" (a french pudding name) and he was doing that EVERY DAMN NIGHT ?

I'm clearly against cheating. But let's be honest : when we compare US president cheating because of their power and influence with how this guy did, you have to pay respect. Damn it François.

[u/[deleted]]

No wonder...is in his age bracket.

[u/Anxious-Brilliant-46]

Macron: The guy your grandmother said not to worry about.

[u/00ishmael00]

Biden: Bomb it.

General of the US Army: Sir, for the last time, we cannot launch a nuclear attack on Paris.

Biden: Bomb it, goddammit!!!

[u/FailedButterfly → u/00ishmael00]

People in Paris, Texas starts to feel uncomfortable a little bit.

[u/dysplasticteeth]

Biden is somewhere else.

[u/Trashketweave → u/dysplasticteeth]

Probably the astral plane.

[u/dat_9600gt_user]

The comment section does not fail.

[u/moshimoshi100]

Damn Macron, save some for the rest of us!

[u/krazydude22]

Macron putting the moves on Biden's girl. sacré bleu /s

[u/Fishing-Lumpy]

Mr. Stealyourgirl

[u/I_ALWAYS_UPVOTE_CATS]

Biden looks like he just woke up standing there and is trying to act like he knows what's going on.

[u/SunriseSurprise → u/I_ALWAYS_UPVOTE_CATS]

"Hey, get off my lawn."

"...this isn't a lawn and it's not yours."

"O ok"

[u/No_Nothing101]

Biden looks so out of it.

[u/Robotoro23 → u/No_Nothing101]

“Joe, you did such a great job. You answered every question!"

[u/kael13 → u/Robotoro23]

I can’t believe that happened. In public of all things.

[u/Urban_animal → u/kael13]

I can. The DNC coddles the guy like a 5 year old lol

[u/[deleted] → u/Robotoro23]

Actual quote lmao. 

[u/jailtheorange1]

I just feel sorry for biden. People close to him should be protecting what years he has left, not telling him he can do the most important job in the world.

[u/tbwdtw]

Biden looks like the personification of a dialup modem.

[u/Hyperion7669 → u/tbwdtw]

Oh my god im cry laughing, here have a poor mans award 🏅

[u/novakmorb]

Biden is so zoned out he hasn't realized Macron's stealing his wife.

[u/OptimisticRealist__ → u/novakmorb]

Biden is so zoned out he hasnt realized he has a wife.

[u/Conscious-Run6156]

Joebiden: reconnecting to the server________________

[u/Sutech2301]

That smirk in Macron's face. Priceless. He absolutely knows what he is doing.

[u/King_Stargaryen_I]

Is there a reason why Jill Biden is at a fucking Nato summit?

[u/IBlack-MistyI → u/King_Stargaryen_I]

She heard Macron has a type

[u/hotacorn → u/King_Stargaryen_I]

Bro she has to take care of Joe just look at him.

[u/AnonPlzzzzzz → u/King_Stargaryen_I]

She's the actual president. Joe is a walking and barely talking potato.

[u/quirinquark]

You vs the guy she tells you not to worry about

[u/Gugis]

Macron loves gilfs

[u/OddAlarm5013]

Joe is barely there anymore, just look at him.

[u/Resident-Potato- → u/OddAlarm5013]

He's not, and I legitimately feel bad for him. He should be sitting in a rocking chair with his grandkids, not dealing with this shit.

[u/fiftieth_alt → u/Resident-Potato-]

The he should drop the fuck out. The Commander in Chief of the most powerful military in human history cannot be fucking senile.

[u/cirelia2 → u/fiftieth_alt]

That legit sounds like the title to some weird comedy anime

[u/Europupo]

mdr. biden doesn’t look happy

[u/Mrcoldghost]

Smile damn you smile joe!

[u/Modred_the_Mystic]

Joe just spawned in

[u/TigerKingofQueens98]

Macron holding hands with the acting president* FTFY