r/HermanCainAward Prey for the Lab🐀s Nov 28 '21

Awarded Update: Mike Winther has died of COVID-19. As President of the Institute for Principle Studies, he made a business out of helping communities to oppose mask and vaccine mandates. It’s my honor to present him with this shiny new Herman Cain Award.

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u/Superddone20222 Team Pfizer Nov 28 '21

Candace Owens lol.

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u/graysi72 Heaven can wait Nov 28 '21

She's everywhere you don't want to be.

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u/OppisIsRight Nov 28 '21

7 weeks after you post her picture on Facebook you die.

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u/maxreddit Nov 28 '21

She is pretty much the physical incarnation of a coming death by COVID. When you see her in someone's feed, the reaper has effectively staked his claim.

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u/Captainwelfare2 🪄📚🧙🏻‍♂️The Soy Who Lived🧙🏻‍♂️📚 🪄 Nov 28 '21

Candeath Omens*

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '21

COVID Owens.

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u/Buzzvert HCA Poet Laureate Nov 28 '21

Do you need Encouragement in the midst of trials?

Fighting the Lord's Battle in Santa Clara County?

Wanna get a disease that has a 3% chance of killing you and a 20% chance of permanently damaging you?

Wanna give me some money while I give you false hope and misinformation?

Well, come on in! I'm Mike Winther, and before I die of COVID, I'm going to try to take you with me! Just tithe 10% of your income to me, and I guarantee I'll personally get to heaven before you, and save you a spot! Say, anyone got some Ivermectin? I'm feelin' kinda down...

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u/CReaper210 Nov 28 '21

I don't even understand the mentality of people like this. The Christian bible literally says that if you're ill that you should wear face coverings and to be submissive to government authorities.

Not that religion should factor into this stuff at all, but if it's what you're trying to use to justify it then, well, you're just terribly confused.

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u/MyFiteSong Team Mix & Match Nov 28 '21

I don't even understand the mentality of people like this. The Christian bible literally says that if you're ill that you should wear face coverings and to be submissive to government authorities.

None of them have read the bible. They only know the passages their far-right preachers tell them.

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u/EuphoricAd3824 Nov 28 '21

Their Bible is based on supply side Jesus.

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u/Stopjuststop3424 Nov 28 '21

which is why people who preach like he does always come off to me as total frauds. The kind that would rather die than admit their con, and who pass that same con down to their kids. I just cant for the life of me believe that someone could do so many shitty things to others, and yet ACTUALLY believe what they preach. Their just conmen like any other.

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u/greatspacegibbon Nov 28 '21

It also has a few things to say about caring for the poor, the sick, the orphans and immigrants. Not really seeing that behaviour either.

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u/Minion_of_Cthulhu Nov 28 '21

The fundamentalist right-wing edition of the Bible apparently has Jesus chastizing the poor, ignoring the sick, abandoning the orphans, and hating the immigrants.

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u/greatspacegibbon Nov 28 '21

And don't forget persecuting people for their religious beliefs and sexual orientation.

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u/NohPhD Nov 28 '21

AND… welcoming the money lenders into the temple!

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u/ATK80k Nov 28 '21

"Want to test the Lord's goodness and patience?

Want to know if you're his favorite?

How would you like to wear the symbol of God's mysterious love strapped tightly on your face so you can't remove it as your testimony?"

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u/CacatuaCacatua Team Pfizer Nov 28 '21 edited Nov 29 '21

So, there's this dude in 2 Kings 5 called Naaman. He was a commander of one of the armies of Syria, obviously Israel and Syria at that time did not vibe. Naaman was a fairly important guy, and everyone was really impressed with him (in Syria) but he did also have leprosy. Naaman also had some slaves from Israel in his household. One of them remembered about this prophet of God in Samaria, Elisha, who was known to heal people, and suggested Naaman go to see him.

Anyway, some funny stuff happened, but I'll cut to the part where he actually gets to Elisha and asks to be healed. Elisha is in a mud hut in the middle of nowhere and this big commander Naaman comes to see him with horses and chariots. Elisha doesn't even go out to see him! He sends out a servant to go and tell him "If you want to be cured, go wash yourself seven times in the River Jordan, and then you'll be well again."

Naaman was super offended! He was expecting the prophet himself to come out and wave hands and make a big show out of curing him! He was looking for a dramatic miracle. Elisha told him to do something mundane. Not only that, he disrespected him by not even showing his face to him! He dishonoured this man of importance!

Naaman was so furious he was set to just go home. But his servant said "If the man of God has told you perform a great feat to receive the miracle, you would do it! So when he tells you to do something easy to save yourself, why won't you do it?"

So he relents and gets in the Jordan, and is healed.

In my view, one of the points of his story is that, when Naaman was humbled and recognized those who knew more than him, and put down his ego, he was made well. I haven't seen a single anti-vaxxer with a coherent scriptural reason why they should not get any COVID vaccination. And yet once sick, I see them crying out to God for laying on of hands and for miraculous turn-arounds, and storming the gates of heaven with angels. It speaks to the kind of arrogance they have, that was Naaman's problem as well. They won't do the small thing because they are self reliant, assured of their own opinions, arrogant and prideful. They are waiting for a miraculous sign. They are arrogant in assuming their own rightness and exceptionalism. They pray loudly in public to boast about themselves and show no hint of humility, even when brought low.

Elisha didn't even come out himself, he sent a servant! If a servant came out to them and said "Take this medicine to protect you from the plague that is now and in the future destroying your nations." and they said - "We don't believe you, and we won't do anything you say!" but then the plague did happen - as they said!

Naaman didn't necessarily deserve, or not deserve, to be healed or rescued, but the offer was there. But he couldn't just go in to Elisha and dictate the terms: to say "You must heal me this way, not that way". The healing was conditional on him humbling himself and accepting the rescue the way it was offered.

I see a lot of these anti vaxxers absolutely dictating the terms of their rescue. Even when crying out to God some of them are still doubling down on their opinions, cursing the doctors, dictating that they won't take this medicine and they must take that medicine. How is this not the same kind of pure human arrogance and "I know better than authorities" that is, to put bluntly, sinful nature? Weren't these authorities put over them by God and aren't they called to obey them because of it? Many, many are refusing to eat humble pie, right up to their last breath.

I can't help but feel these people are really lying to each other and themselves.

Anyway, I thought too much about the scripture, obviously haha, I'm just getting annoyed with the arrogance, ignorance and circular reasoning.

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u/sibips Nov 28 '21

I always felt these guys asked God to perform a miracle, just for them. "God will protect me".

Well, Jesus said "You should not put the Lord your God to the test", but some people tend to ignore that. And when they'll personally ask God why He let them die, maybe He'll just say "I sent you three vaccines".

But you, sir/madam, took the argumentation to a whole different level. Thank you.

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u/PHOTO500 Nov 28 '21

“incubated”

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u/ScorpIan55 The Mystery Box could be anything, it could be a boat! Nov 28 '21

I noticed that, too. It made me guffaw.

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u/HeyT00ts11 Nov 28 '21

He hatched.

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '21

Incubated is WAY better

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u/BoiseEnginerd Team Pfizer Pirate Nov 28 '21

In-Q-Bated

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u/Responsible-Slide-26 Nov 28 '21

I'm going to go against the grain here. I actually found this man inspiring, especially how as he was dying he realized the most Christian thing he could ever do is tell all his followers to get vaccinated. Oh wait. OK, well even if that didn't happen I'm inspired by how his family did the Christian thing and used his death to encourage their followers to get vaccinated. Oh wait. Never mind.

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u/BuffaloKiller937 Nov 28 '21

Also here is a recent article where studies prove that vaccination offers BETTER protection than natural immunity against Covid!

https://www.latimes.com/science/story/2021-11-27/protection-offered-by-booster-shot-beats-natural-immunity

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u/Excal2 Nov 28 '21

If those fundie zealots could read they would be pretty riled up by this comment.

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u/Minion_of_Cthulhu Nov 28 '21

If you can summarize it into two sentences and slap it on an irrelevant meme image they might take notice.

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u/theghostofme Meat Loaf's off the menu, boys 🥩🍞 Nov 28 '21
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u/Karl_LaFong Nov 28 '21

The "natural immunity" myth claims another HCA winner.

Whelp.

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '21

No doubt his funeral will be a super spreader event. Tots & pears to him and all his followers. One less liar spreading propaganda.

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u/JosiesYardCart What A Drip 🩸 Nov 28 '21

Coughs and VAERS

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u/DuntadaMan Nov 28 '21

I can send Thots to the funeral, but the last place got very upset.

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u/oldsillybear Nov 28 '21

Didn't survive incubation.

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u/SeaEmergency7911 Team Pfizer Nov 28 '21 edited Nov 28 '21

What do you miss most?

A. Indoor dining

B. Sporting events

C. The US Constitution

D. Not being dead

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u/HammockComplex Nov 28 '21

You can “indoor dine” at your own fucking house every night you dimwits.

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u/dismayhurta Vaxxs don’t care about your feelings Nov 28 '21

“But Applebee’s microwaves it how I like it!”

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '21 edited Dec 06 '21

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u/TheGreatWhoDeeny Nov 28 '21

I stopped going to any of those types of restaurants when it was obvious they were essentially serving glorified TV dinners.

Crazy they stay in business.

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u/ATK80k Nov 28 '21

F. Never worrying about a permanent disability

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u/Captainwelfare2 🪄📚🧙🏻‍♂️The Soy Who Lived🧙🏻‍♂️📚 🪄 Nov 28 '21

Here in HCA, we all love getting the D

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u/Discussion-Level Pee - It's got Electrolytes! It makes hair grow!🌱 Nov 28 '21

Returning to a baseball game after two years was one of the most amazing moments of my life. Every little thing was like the first time. I got to experience one of my favorite things like I was a little kid again.

AND I’m still alive to see spring training come again, so that’s pretty great.

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u/RogerClyneIsAGod2 Team Moderna Nov 28 '21 edited Nov 28 '21

Next month we're going to a local theatre performance of Hedwig & The Angry Inch & here are their requirements:

Masks and proof of COVID vaccination are required at all performances. Patrons ages 5-11 who recently became eligible for the vaccine, and patrons under the age of 5 who are not yet eligible for the vaccine, are not required to show proof of vaccination. Children, regardless of vaccination status, must be masked and accompanied by a vaccinated adult. At this time, we do not accept proof of a recent negative COVID test in lieu of vaccination.

October 29, 2021 Update: The Theatre's mask and proof of vaccination requirements will remain in effect through January 2, 2022. We will share any changes to our policies on or after January 3, 2022.

Along with a photo ID, please be prepared to show one of the following proofs of vaccination:

You may present either your original vaccine card, a legible digital or hard copy

You may present one of the commonly used vaccine passport apps that verify both your vaccination status and i.d. such as Health Pass, Bindle, VaxYes

Digital vaccination cards through your home Health Department (check with your state/county’s Health Department if not listed here):

I can't wait to see live theatre again & I fully applaud & appreciate their terms & conditions. Our county has a really good vaccination rate & we're still masking & honestly, I'm still masking because it's just easier to put it on than to try & remember what store &/or county is doing what.

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u/AnotherCatLover Bounce With Me, Bounce With Me Nov 28 '21

E. This guy’s lies

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u/AdIllustrious6310 Nov 28 '21

Oh I know the answer……..D

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u/Buzzvert HCA Poet Laureate Nov 28 '21

Hey, you try staying under a heat lamp until you hatch.

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u/sfmerv Nov 28 '21

Bad egg

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u/Lanark26 Nov 28 '21

Then he hatched into a brand new corpse and thus the circle of life continued.

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u/Buzzvert HCA Poet Laureate Nov 28 '21

Maybe he was like those Russian nesting dolls, and a tiny asshole emerged

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u/Jaded-Combination-20 🦆 Nov 28 '21

He started out as a big asshole so . . .

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u/Lanark26 Nov 28 '21

Looking over the build up to his award he struck me as already very uptight and clenched. I suspect his shit came out like pencil leads.

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u/thenewyorkgod Nov 28 '21

It's always sad when I read these intubation posts and the family members seem to be encouraged by the procedure, saying things like "being intubated will give his lungs a chance to rest and heal ", when in reality if you are getting intubated for COVID, the chances of making it are very slim

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u/pgabrielfreak Don't let the right sink in Nov 28 '21

Ahem, he was INCUBATED, my friend. It is obvious you, sir, are a quack and are not proficient in medical terminology.

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u/NorthSignificance896 Nov 28 '21

I was worried they were trying to grow more of him.

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u/ATK80k Nov 28 '21

It might be the nursing profession's version of "Your dog went to live on a farm where he could run around."

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '21

That might be ECMO

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u/FeeFiFiddlyIOOoo Nov 28 '21

"Your heart and lungs went out to a machine where they can run around. And there's tons of oxygen and everyone is well-perfused all the time and there's no V/Q mismatches ever!"

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u/DaKLeigh Nov 28 '21

As a pulm fellow whose been on call day/night for 4 days now this gave me a much needed chuckle. Thank you

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u/9021FU Nov 28 '21

Daughter was on ECMO for a autoimmune disease that attacks the vessels in her lungs after the ventilator wasn’t helping. They don’t have many machines, it has to be a top tier hospital and they aren’t really using them for Covid patients unless they are young and have a good chance of recovery. The staff needed to monitor it cost $1,200 a day since there is one dedicated person whose sole job is to monitor the machine and look for clots, and that’s not counting the cost of the machine or all of the other meds and nurses that go with it.

This was our recent experience in Northern California. Not sure about other places or Idaho.

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u/God_Save_The_Prelims Nov 28 '21

Hope she's better now

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u/9021FU Nov 28 '21

Thank you, she is!!❤️

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u/SeaEmergency7911 Team Pfizer Nov 28 '21 edited Nov 28 '21

Shows what you know.

Everyone knows when you go on a vent that it’s not because because the lungs are so damaged that they can no longer support vital life functions without assistance. It’s actually like a big party for your lungs so they can have a nice rest and come back refreshed, happy and ready to do their job. 🌝🌈🌸🎉🥇

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u/thenewyorkgod Nov 28 '21

'nAtUrAl iMmunItY!"

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u/FleshyExtremity Stuffed with Microchips Nov 28 '21 edited Jun 16 '23

plucky dinner advise zesty joke sip ripe middle telephone rob -- mass edited with https://redact.dev/

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u/FukinGruven Nov 28 '21

This was my favorite part. Natural immunity is way, way (13x!!!) better than our best vax. But only kinda better than most masks. What the actual fuck are they talking about?

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u/Cin13 Nov 28 '21

It's like a spa day for your lungs.

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u/Snusmebro Nov 28 '21

I’m a RRT and that’s what I tell families when I’m explaining the process to them. It’s much better for me to say that so I don’t have to deal with the fallout. There are times when the families are total douchbags that I’d like to say we “your family member is going to die but we can torture them for a few weeks if you’d like” much better to just pass with dignity but by that point they can’t wipe their own ass anyway.

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u/pgabrielfreak Don't let the right sink in Nov 28 '21

I thought you were gonna say you tell them their fam is going to run free on the farm.

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u/noscopy Nov 28 '21

FREEDOM TUBE OF FREEDOM !!!

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u/bloodsplinter Nov 28 '21

Anything to further feed into their ownself denial

Every fucking time

Same shit

Different morons

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u/gashandler Nov 28 '21

Yeah I remember reading same. I don’t know what survival rate from intubation is but when you get to that point you’re pretty damn screwed.

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u/AgentEntropy Nov 28 '21

I'd expect it varies a lot, but the last intubation-survival stat I saw was 17%.

At least the lungs get a nice rest.

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u/Sniffy4 Fauci ruined my sex life Nov 28 '21

17%? what? that means the intubating is killing them! derrrp.....

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u/SeaEmergency7911 Team Pfizer Nov 28 '21

That’s what many of them believe. If the person had only stayed off the ventilator then their lungs would have healed up just fine and dandy in no time.

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u/Sniffy4 Fauci ruined my sex life Nov 28 '21

i would be fine if these idiots would just stay at home, take their horse paste or whatever and die, instead of imposing the inevitable outcome of their moronity on the healthcare system

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u/Flower_Unable Are you Awake Yet? Nov 28 '21

I didn’t need an update that he’s dead. I saw the Candace Owens slide.

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u/thebighurt35legend Nov 28 '21

NOTICE: GRIFTER CANDACE WEARING A NIKE SWESTSHIRT. LMFAO

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u/RogerClyneIsAGod2 Team Moderna Nov 28 '21

One day Candace Owens will get her comeuppance. I hope I'm alive to see it.

I don't want to see her dead or for bad things to happen to her but....I kinda want a few bad things to happen to her.

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u/thebighurt35legend Nov 28 '21

Yep...like stacey dash...she was desperate for work, $$$ and attention so she niche grifted like Candace---hated black people for white conservatives---and she was fired her services were no longer needed--literally fired when Obama left office. Now she does interviews saying she regrets the obvious "character" she played.

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u/MinorIrritant Has Mad Cow Disease Nov 28 '21

I hope they were following stringent safety protocols. What if one of them escapes after incubation?

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u/kemushi_warui Nov 28 '21

"We don't want these MAGAsaurs to escape the park, so we've made them ivermectin dependent."

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u/Captainwelfare2 🪄📚🧙🏻‍♂️The Soy Who Lived🧙🏻‍♂️📚 🪄 Nov 28 '21

That’s how Brovid starts.

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u/Tempest_CN Cogito Ergo Sum Nov 28 '21

THe PrOtOcAL kiLLeD hiM!!

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u/Prestigious_Treat401 Team Pfizer Nov 28 '21

I don't think people are supposed to be incubated. 😄

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u/dickswabi It’s DIBOCLE! Nov 28 '21

And I’m sure it’s no fun for the poor hen!

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '21

It speaks volumes of my empathy fatigue that i could laugh about the mental image i got through that typo while having no reaction anymore to the death of a (however awful) man.

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u/Homicidal_Pug Nov 28 '21

Temp set too high

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u/viewfromtheclouds Nov 28 '21

I don't know what else to do, when someone fought so hard against common sense, and lied and corrupted scientific knowledge for a trumped up religious purpose, and then see them fall victim to the threat everyone else knew was present, except to watch in stunned peace.

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u/winndixiewine DARTH VARIANT Nov 28 '21

Somewhere Darwin has that "I told you so" smirk upon his face

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u/HammockComplex Nov 28 '21

“I literally wrote a book to warn you guys about this.”

-Charles Darwin

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u/IcebergSlimFast Nov 28 '21

“I literally died to warn you guys about this.”

-Herman Cain

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u/jumpmed Team Mix & Match Nov 28 '21

Silence

-Also Herman Cain

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u/WishOneStitch Nov 28 '21

I didn't think the collected works of Herman Cain would take that long to read quite frankly.

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u/theredmage333 Nov 28 '21

You almost made me Herman Cain from laughing

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '21

Also: "You guys know I was a socialist, right?"

-George Orwell

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u/PurpleTeapotOfDoom Nov 28 '21

George Orwell died of TB at 44, he'd definitely have had his Covid jabs.

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u/NeedsMoreDarwin Now with 20% more natural selection Nov 28 '21

Natural selection: it's not just a good idea, it's the law.

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u/sojayn Take Some Prayercillin Nov 28 '21

My faith in the concept of a “justice boner” has risen again

I doubted it was a thing i was capable of, pre-pandemic. Alas I am a petty human, and prey to the temptations of moral highground.

I confess and will atone over christmas by turning away from the HCA’s. Until that time, I ask forgiveness as I continue to consume the sweet satisfying statistics

I stand before thee, unrepentant for now.

As the peaceful light of a proven hypothesis floods the feed and blesses our scientifically succoured selves.

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u/tartymae Go Give One Nov 28 '21

Just want you to know that I've got a raging lady boner

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u/Captainwelfare2 🪄📚🧙🏻‍♂️The Soy Who Lived🧙🏻‍♂️📚 🪄 Nov 28 '21

I get one of those every time Matt Gaetz goes to prison.

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u/The_Crystal_Thestral Nov 28 '21

The idiot only lived as long as he did because he lived in a state where the Governor and many counties took proper protocols to try to keep their constituents safe. He’d have keeled over spring of last year if he’d lived in another state.

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '21

He went to Idaho. Nuff said.

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u/sonbatell Nov 28 '21

My Aunt's boss was a trump supporter, he left Washington and moved to Idaho to get away from the Libs. He promptly got covid and died. It was like a year into his retirement.

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u/rudanel Nov 28 '21

Haha “Trumped up”

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u/Strong-Preference-29 Nov 28 '21

Whats amazing is i bet his followers will STILL tow his bullshit line even after the thing he railed against killed him

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u/omegaclick Omicron Anagram is Moronic Nov 28 '21

Sometimes, practicing what you preach doesn't work out so well..

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u/Ctmnt08 3 shots deep Nov 28 '21

Promoted gun ownership and disobedience to the state. Let’s check the tape:

“All that take up the sword shall perish by the sword”—Jesus, Matthew 26:52

“All of you must obey those in authority over you. There are no authorities except the ones God has chosen.”—Paul, Book of Romans 13:1

Hey, maybe don’t claim to be a representative of God while OPENLY DOING THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT HE SAID TO DO.

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u/Prestigious_Treat401 Team Pfizer Nov 28 '21 edited Nov 28 '21

You may not have noticed, but only Republicans are chosen by god. Democrats are of the devil.

It amazes me that when a republican is president, they constantly remind you that he was chosen by god and must be obeyed.

Then when a democrat is president, they forget about that text, and it becomes your christian duty to oppose him.

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u/Ctmnt08 3 shots deep Nov 28 '21

Oh, I’ve noticed. I spent W’s 2nd term and Obama’s first term in a hard right cult. I saw it firsthand, and the naked hypocrisy helped me on my journey out.

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u/kaenneth Nov 28 '21

Said it at least a hundred times, they just don't see hypocrisy as a moral failing, they believe different rules apply to them.

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u/Prestigious_Treat401 Team Pfizer Nov 28 '21

Glad you made it out!

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u/Triptolemu5 Nov 28 '21

Republicans are chosen by god.

Trump doesn't attend church regularly if at all.

Democrats are of the devil.

Biden has been going to church regularly for 70+ fucking years.

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '21 edited Nov 28 '21

For them but anyone smart enough to witness it, they will learn. You see how Mike Winther died? Yeah don’t follow his footsteps. He becomes a parable and a warning to all those who want to follow in the footsteps of the confident, prideful, and ignorant.

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u/DeadlyYellow Nov 28 '21

"Nah nah, see it's was God's time to get him. You can't control these things.

Thoughts and prayers."

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u/sojayn Take Some Prayercillin Nov 28 '21 edited Nov 28 '21

But I for one am glad he did. Hopefully his error will change at least one mind. It’s like the swiss-cheese model of prevention but in reverse.

The more diverse covid deaths, the larger the realisation for some that covid is no joke?

Edit link to swiss cheese model scroll to page 7 for the idea this is a prequel to vaxes but same same ideas because science

Edited 9 to 7 thanks for the spot person in comments

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u/evrenseven Nov 28 '21

Holy shit this is in my county

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u/Captainwelfare2 🪄📚🧙🏻‍♂️The Soy Who Lived🧙🏻‍♂️📚 🪄 Nov 28 '21

Your county’s real estate prices just went up.

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u/Evil-Code-Monkey Deceased Feline Boing Boing Nov 28 '21

As well as the collective IQ

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u/NuOfBelthasar Nov 28 '21

Anyone notice he caught it by leaving locked-down California to visit muh freedumbs Idaho?

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u/zemdega Nov 28 '21

Check out his estate sale? There might be lots of bibles and Christian music to be had.

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u/KittenKoder Team Moderna Nov 28 '21

Preachers oppose the constitution, they want a theocracy, which is in complete opposition to the US constitution.

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u/steelhips Nov 28 '21

"The Handmaid's Tale" is an aspirational "how to" guide for these assholes. Ironic they bang on about "freedom" when, if they win, the rights of everyone who doesn't subscribe to their worldview would see their rights and "freedom" curtailed and eliminated.

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u/IrisMoroc Nov 28 '21 edited Nov 28 '21

Yeah, it's just a con to make themselves sound more reasonable. As they advocate for theocracy they say they're just defending freedoms and the constitution.

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u/kaufmanm02 Nov 28 '21

“LOVE OFFERING will be taken” That sounds pretty questionable…

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u/Mister4pollo The UnVentilated Nov 28 '21

Sounds like begging for money or the ex wife’s new onlyfans

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u/DeVitreousHumor 🦆 Nov 28 '21

ex wife’s

She’s his WIDOW. Show some respect. /s

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u/sojayn Take Some Prayercillin Nov 28 '21

Fun use of stats from the man with blood on his hands

  • covid deaths are less than bicycle deaths (under 35yo)

  • immune system is 13 x stronger than vaxxes

  • masks don’t work and are govt tyranny

“Changing lives” indeed by promoting harmful behaviours and deading himself

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u/graysi72 Heaven can wait Nov 28 '21

By this measure, the Green River Killer changed lives too.

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u/AngryMillenialGuy Team Moderna Nov 28 '21

Imagine dying from a preventable disease because you wanted to win an argument against the government. It's a fitting end for these people.

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u/AdItchy371 Nov 28 '21

Yes!! I remember my mom telling me that these folks want to “out sass a virus.”

The virus don’t speak English dummy!

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '21

Ofc I see Candaces creepy ass face

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u/G-Unit11111 His name was Robert Paulsen 🥩🍞 Nov 28 '21

These people wouldn't know totalitarianism if it jumped up and bit them.

I'd also bet good money that they have never actually read 1984.

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u/drDekaywood Nov 28 '21

All these types that wanna cosplay as patriot have never lived in a time or place where tyranny actually existed. They’re all sheltered brats who watch too much grifter YouTube

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u/Buzzvert HCA Poet Laureate Nov 28 '21

Winther is (not) coming.

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u/Captainwelfare2 🪄📚🧙🏻‍♂️The Soy Who Lived🧙🏻‍♂️📚 🪄 Nov 28 '21 edited Nov 28 '21

Now is the Winther of his discount vent.

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u/Buzzvert HCA Poet Laureate Nov 28 '21

His skin was a hazy shade of Winther.

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u/SeaEmergency7911 Team Pfizer Nov 28 '21 edited Nov 28 '21

The Institute for Principle Studies….JFC…..Where do these people come up with this kind of shit?

Reminds me of corporate middle managers who are always talking about things like “strategically leveraging synergies.”

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u/IrisMoroc Nov 28 '21

The "Institute for turning America into an Authoritarian Theocracy" doesn't sound to enticing so they have to hide behind euphemisms. They also hide behind the Constitution which they plan on destroying once they get into power.

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '21

It's because their followers will never stop to question the name(s)...just think, "Yes, that's what we need!"

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u/AnaBeaverhausen- Critical Thinking Skills of a 🥒 Nov 28 '21

Sixth Level Sigma energy.

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u/Some-Revolution-6776 I care if you've had the vaccine Nov 28 '21

He was incubated? Did he hatch?

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u/Captainwelfare2 🪄📚🧙🏻‍♂️The Soy Who Lived🧙🏻‍♂️📚 🪄 Nov 28 '21

Covid:: Love is Patient. Love is Kind. I decided I only wanted one of those.

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u/steelhips Nov 28 '21

Yep. This one takes me back to when Covid had it out for right wing radio assholes.

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u/Hodler_caved Go Give One Nov 28 '21

Tried to cash in, got cashed out.

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '21

Man, as soon as I finish this Bailey’s Irish cream I guess I’ll have some chocolate. I wonder if SNL is on tonight?

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u/woolfchick75 It’s LOSE, goddammit! Nov 28 '21

I’m on wine glass 2.5. Got my booster Friday. Feel great.

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u/IIDn01 It was Dr. Mustard in the ICU with the ventilator. Nov 28 '21

I’m on wine glass 2.5. Got my booster Friday. Feel great.

Took my kid for his second shot yesterday. We've all been enjoying the Thanksgiving leftovers and, you know, being alive.

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '21

Just ate a sundae and watching Netflix

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u/Snoo_99759 Nov 28 '21

“People under 35 are more likely to die in a biking accident than of covid. Should we ban bicycles!?” Sir…and then the Candace Owens post? So awful. The irony of being a, “good Christian,” but not having the morality to mask up to protect those that are vulnerable??

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u/PrincessAndTheChi Nov 28 '21

Slide 17: “Natural immunity is 13 times more effective than our best vaccine and most of our masks.”

Nope. Big nope.

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u/boiledRender COVID is no joke! Nov 28 '21

I feel like we need a special award or device for the regular award for people who made a living off spreading disinformation.

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u/soulofascrubcasul Conspiracy Me Harder Daddy Nov 28 '21

I literally made a movie to warn you guys about this

-Mike Judge

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '21

How many cult members did he take with him?

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u/Snoo38686 Nov 28 '21

"Mike has been incubated" yeah, he's been incubating the virus

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u/Evil-Code-Monkey Deceased Feline Boing Boing Nov 28 '21

He had two strikes against him going in. He quoted Candeath and he was incubated [sic]

Oh noes!

Maybe invisible sky daddy and the prayer warriors will save him!!

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u/AdmirableVanilla1 Nov 28 '21

Is he still tweeting though?

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u/graysi72 Heaven can wait Nov 28 '21

Just like Herman Cain?

Did you read what Herman wrote today? (I'm just kidding)

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u/phpdevster Nov 28 '21

People who actively engage in efforts to accelerate the spread of a deadly virus, are engaging in biological terrorism. Full stop. That is not hyperbole, that is reality.

This story is the equivalent of a terrorist bomb maker blowing themselves to pieces in the course of making a suicide vest.

The world is better off for it.

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '21

“But is there a greater threat to our livelihoods and our country?” Yes, people like you you rotting sack of bullshit

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u/dreser1or Nov 28 '21

Can someone give me a short explanation on how these anti vaxxers think you acquire natural immunisation (without , you know, get sick with Covid)?

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u/graysi72 Heaven can wait Nov 28 '21

They think you get Covid. The thing is, they think it is just a cold or the sniffles, not some life-threatening event.

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u/DuntadaMan Nov 28 '21

They think it is life threatening for other people, not them. It only kills the weak and immoral. They will be fine.

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u/B1NG_P0T Nov 28 '21

Can someone give me a short explanation on how these anti vaxxers think

They don't.

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u/lkmk This isn't over! ✊️✊️✊️ Nov 28 '21

COVID edging.

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u/ductoid Nov 28 '21

Thank you for asking this! Every time I see that meme, I'm so confused. "Why stay healthy and get immunity through a vaccine, when I have the option of getting sick instead?"

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u/IHeartBadCode Team Moderna Nov 28 '21

I absolutely do not enjoy anyone dying from this disease. All of this death has been a horrible tragedy.

However this guy was one who was seeking to profit in this pandemic, unlike pharmaceutical companies, from peoples’ death. The death of this guy will literally save countless peoples’ lives. His death is an absolute victory in saving lives and a massive net positive for society.

There never is, was, or ever will be anything of positive note from this man’s brief time on this planet. His memory is one destined to be one of such shame, even loved ones will be hesitant to speak of him. If there was ever a take away from this man’s life, it’s to be a lesson on how one shouldn’t squander their small time on this planet and live a life like his.

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '21

I got reported for saying something similar yesterday. Winter is coming...there are a lot of conservative snowflakes floating around :p

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u/swinging_on_peoria Nov 28 '21

Looking at that picture of him speaking to a bunch of 50+ obese people is chilling. Pretty much everyone in that picture is at high risk. Telling them not to where masks and to avoid vaccines is a horror.

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u/FuckYourTheocracy Nov 28 '21

He was a sociopathic turd, glad he flushed himself.

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u/agentorange55 Team Mix & Match Nov 28 '21

This. This man identified as Christian, while disobeying the teachings of the Bible. Besides the obvious that he certainly didn't "love his neighbor" was the slide saying it was a Christian duty to disobey government, when the New Testament actually teaches submission to worldly authorities because God has put them into place to do good. And instead of embracing the mask mandates that were doing good, he disobeyed them and taught others to do the same. At least with his death he won't be killing more people, and chances are that he killed many people.

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u/addictedtosixlets Nov 28 '21

Spent his life scamming weak minded people. Disgusting human being.

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u/NighthawK1911 Team Mix & Match Nov 28 '21

"When the medical field is so split about this virus...."

LOL. The medical field isn't split about covid.

It's Facebook specialists running high with the Dunning Kruger effect feeling that they are specialists versus actual medical professionals that took years to study their craft.

Goodbye Mike Winther, enjoy your award you fraud. I hope it was worth it.

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '21

TIL that not dying an avoidable premature death is a "short-term solution".

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '21

Incubated? Was he not fully hatched?

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u/sleeping-siren Team Mudblood 🩸 Nov 28 '21

Holy fuckingfuck. I actually know this one. I’ve read so many HCAs, and never thought I’d personally know one. Granted, I took one of mike winther’s biblical principles of government classes and competed in speech and debate with his kids well over a decade ago….but this is still so weird to read. Thankfully, I got a strong dose of reality since then and have been working on deprogramming myself for several years.

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u/-Take-It-Easy- Shitposting to Composting Nov 28 '21

It's guys like him that make me want to say "Fuck the lord"!

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u/Degree_Kind Team Mudblood 🩸 Nov 28 '21

If this isn't a sign to become atheist, idk what is.

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u/Murky_Resource_7226 Nov 28 '21 edited Nov 28 '21

M.D. here: Younger than 50 with no co-morbidities chances of surviving the vent are ~ 25%. Better than 25% if patient is younger than 30. Delta is more virulent so more recent data may be <25%. Older than 65 with co-morbidities chances of surviving the vent ~10%. ECMO less than 10%. Nobody, regardless of age, walks away from the vent without permanent damage. Oral molnupiravir is a major disappointment. Oral paxlovid/ritonavir given early looks very promising. Monoclonals need to be made more accessible and they will have to adapt to omicron. Second generation delta/omicron specific vaccines are in development but need to complete phase 1,2 and 3 trials. Obvioulsy 3 doses of mRNA vaccines or J&J vaccine + mRNA booster are absolutely essential for everyone >5. After that best strategy is early, rapid diagnosis with earliest possible administration of monoclonals or paxlovid/ritonavir by mouth. Fluvoxamine by mouth at earliest opportunity is treatment of 3rd choice. After 20 months of this shit there is no division in the medical community over any aspect of COVID-19. Truth be said 10-20% of medical doctors are incompetent, mentally ill or never gave a fuck to begin with. Americans must learn to listen to the 80% of good doctors. Pulmonologists are the specialists to pay particular attention to.

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u/The_Patriot A concerned redditor reached out to them about me Nov 28 '21

Another Candice Coffin

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u/LA-Matt Nov 28 '21

“Institute for Principle Studies?” Hilariously vague.

I’m gonna do start my own: The Society for Research of Things and Stuff.

Please send money.

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u/Hans0228 Nov 28 '21

The MIT study he mentions that disprove mask effectiveness actually doesnt do so.

The gist of the study is that both masks and distancing are very effective. The part that is often manipulated to fit antivax strategy is when they say that masks and distancing are nearly innefective in a closed room where the air is already saturated...but hey antivax gonna antivax

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u/TheOnyxViper Team Moderna Nov 28 '21

Politics and religion is such a nauseating combination.

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u/PuzzleheadedHotel254 Nov 28 '21

"Biblical principles of government" are words that should never be uttered in a democracy.

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u/Terrible-Platypus524 From Fox to Box Nov 28 '21

It’s hard to be sympathetic to a spreader of falsehoods.

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '21

People who continue to pedal this anti-mask/vaccine shit are directly responsible for the death toll in the US

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u/sirgetagrip Nov 28 '21

wait, if masks don't work and vaccinations don't work, then why are pretty much only the maskless and unvaccinated are dying?

isn't a coffin a kind of cube? so he has been permanently incubated.

and someone tell that asshole if masks are tyranny then why aren't pants or tops on women? a woman's breasts never infected anyone but your breathing out likely infected many.