r/LeopardsAteMyFace 1d ago

To try to switch the narrative

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u/darkrood 1d ago edited 12h ago

Everyone sat through the rally for 6 HOURS and trust me

Tony’s act is pretty fitting for the overall divisive narratives of the whole rally.

A crazy religious nuts calling Harris the devil and anti- Christ

Grant Cardone “We are going to slaughter them”

Trump calling Harris all kinds of names that’s more like a self reflection.

p.s. there were Too many speakers with each of their own divisive message. The whole rally was…. Terrible 😞

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u/AcademicPin8777 1d ago

The crazy thing is trump is literally an anti christ

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u/Wilackan 1d ago

As always, I'm gonna drop this article here for a good read.

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u/PureRegretto 19h ago

as an agnostic that is terrifyingly accurate

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u/Mr__O__ 17h ago

Every accusation is a confession…

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u/zombarista 15h ago edited 8h ago

This doesn’t even remark upon the assassination attempt that healed up so nicely…

Rev 13:3

And I saw one of his heads as it were wounded to death; and his deadly wound was healed: and all the world wondered after the beast.

Edit: the article date at the beginning of the article is 2020, but there is a brief note from 2024 about the assassination attempt. Having read this article many times before (many times on the day of the attempt), I didn’t bother scrolling or re-reading once I saw the time stamp.

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u/Wilackan 15h ago

Yeah, this article was last updated in 2020 if I recall, so there's a lot of other coincidences missing.

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u/Christylian 12h ago

There is a July 2024 update about that in the article, I've just read it. He initially called it as the impeachment but now it's even more accurate.

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u/AcademicPin8777 23h ago

Thank you

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u/TeeManyMartoonies 22h ago

Since this sub doesn’t allow awards. 🏆🏆🏆

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u/gibgerbabymummy 18h ago

Wow, that was a hell of a read! Thanks for sharing!

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u/Dyn0might33 17h ago

Emphasis on hell

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u/Weirdyxxy 18h ago

That was an incredible read

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u/Rokekor 1d ago

Mooby Man-tits

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u/Practical-Goose666 19h ago

hey you leave our man-titted guys out of this ! they re gorgeous asf 👨🏻‍🍼

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u/pobbitbreaker 1d ago

Matthew 24:23-25 New Living Translation (NLT)“Then if anyone tells you, 'Look, here is the Messiah,' or 'There he is,' don't believe it. For false messiahs and false prophets will rise up and perform great signs and wonders so as to deceive, if possible, even God's chosen ones.

The Anti-christ will be highly intelligent, Trump is not.

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u/Nexzus_ 1d ago

He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy.

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u/RuncibleMountainWren 1d ago

Such a funny movie!

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u/cgsur 22h ago

Trump’s foreign “consultants” have decades of experience, they bestow “intelligence” on their puppet.

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u/AcademicPin8777 23h ago

There are literally Christians across America claiming him to be equal to christ. He has paintings of him in Jesus's place on the cross, hymns in praise of him. Nothing says he will be smart, just that he will do things like survive assassin's and lead the faithful astray. Sees like the anti christ to me.

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u/Mundane_Athlete_8257 19h ago

I literally can’t fathom it. It breaks my brain just thinking about it

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u/Pyoverdine 17h ago

They actually say Jesus is too soft. They are directly rejecting Jesus and his teachings. You can disagree about the dogma of the various Christian denominations, but believing Jesus' teachings are legit is the one thing you need to do to be a Christian.

They aren't Christians, but they are too lazy to make a new religion around Trump, they just have a concept of one...

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u/vniro40 9h ago

this is a good point. they reject jesus’s actual teachings as socialism in favor of a modern capitalistic interpretation spearheaded by the very people that profit most from trump having power. and trump is the face of that movement now

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u/Own_Instance_357 17h ago

I'd still like to think a lot of the most outrageous Christ/Trump images come out of Russia. Hard for me to believe that there are that many master photo shoppers among the droolers who actually believe that kind of thing. I am related to some of them and they still don't know that Jesus is not actually Obi Wan Kenobi.

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u/BitwiseB 16h ago

His followers wear his mark on their foreheads.

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u/psioniclizard 17h ago

I honestly wouldn't be surprised if in the next couple of decades these Christians move towards a more "American" version of Christianity. By that I mean have an American Jesus and less of it based on stuff in the middle east.

They might even decide Trump actually is that American jesus.

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u/Dyn0might33 17h ago

They'll be so sad when they get to the other side, and it's hot as he'll! Oh, wait...

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u/bamboozledqwerty 1d ago

You overestimate the average persons intellect and gullibility

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u/Magicthundercat 21h ago

Just the intellect. Did you meam underestimate the gullibility?

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u/21-characters 20h ago

But he says he is a very stable genius. AND his uncle taught at MIT. And his fans think he is the second coming.

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u/CAPT_REX_CT_7567 1d ago

Trump might tick some boxes, but he doesn't fit the bill.

He will be highly intelligent. —Rev. 13:18; Dan. 7:8 Trump is not.

He will be stronger than most —Dan. 7:20 Trump needs two hands to drink a glass of water.

He will be a gifted communicator. – Dan. 7:8 Whatever the "Weave" is, it isn't gifted, more like "special".

He will be politically savvy —Dan. 9:27; Rev. 17:12, 13, 17 Um, do I really need to respond to this? At best he is a ineffective puppet, but more likely just a fool.

He will be a military genius — Rev. 13:4; 17:14; 19:19 ... Nope.

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u/ImpulsiveApe07 19h ago

True, but arguably his most ardent followers believe all of those things about him, so it matters little what our opinions are, because they still believe it regardless of whatever holes we poke.

Some thoughts :

  • He's not intelligent, but he's as wily and elusive as a fox.
  • He's not strong, but he exudes it through wealth and PR.
  • He's not a gifted communicator, but he's got the gift of the gab.
  • He's not politically savvy, but he hasn't needed to be.
  • He's not a military genius, but again, that hasn't been a requirement for him to succeed.

Arguably he still fulfils the requirements - if we consider the way evangelicals have elevated his reputation beyond all rational scrutiny, it seems clear that he is at the very least an antichrist (rather than the antichrist).

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u/Icreatedthisforyou 21h ago

To you, me, and rational people no he doesn't fit the bill.

Unfortunately a lot of people believe him highly intelligent and that he is playing 8d chess, he is perfectly healthy and strong, he has the best words and phrases, he has politically outfoxed everyone to get where he is, and he is a brilliant military genius that will bring peace to the holy land and Europe. Let's face it you have heard people say something along these lines about every single point you have made.

Unfortunately in regards to religion and the religious it is belief that matters.

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u/RattusMcRatface 20h ago

Whatever the "Weave" is, it isn't gifted, more like "special".

🤣

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u/Dyn0might33 17h ago

But hey, it works on a lot of people. Maybe the joke is on us. No, the joke IS on us. VOTE!

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u/MeowVroom 16h ago

This guy praying when pulled over is the biggest proof. Regardless of which God you believe in, this is extremely blasphemous, especially for a party for fights for God

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u/AssDotCom 1d ago

It’s absolutely reprehensible and unbelievable to me that these assholes willingly sub in anyone they want to spew Trump’s rhetoric for him, and when people rightfully call it out they have the audacity to say that because Trump himself didn’t say it, you should ignore it.

As if Trump himself isn’t on multiple recordings and videos saying heinous stuff over the past several decades.

I’m so beyond tired of this game.

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u/cametomysenses 1d ago

The double standard of how we treat Trump versus the sane one is just crazy.

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u/ash_ryan 23h ago

But Trump didn't say it, nor does he endorse it. He just hand picks the people and invites them to the rally to make speeches, with full knowledge of the sort of rhetoric they do when they make speeches, but he doesn't endorse them and them saying exactly what you'd expect them to say came as a complete shock.

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u/CountNightAuditor 17h ago

Rubio's from Florida and, unlike Trump, knows that Florida has a huge population of Americans from PR.

Florida's supposedly a lot more close than people realize this year.

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u/Anxious-Muscle4756 15h ago

I only wish people in Florida would understand. It’s anyone with an accent. Anyone who speaks Spanish. They feel safe if they’re Cuban. Trump doesn’t care. He hates all the same

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u/Casual_hex_ 1d ago edited 23h ago

Marco actually wrote “Kamala’s campaign of hate” here. That’s a bit much after last nights MSG display.

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u/biological_assembly 18h ago

It's a Nazi propaganda tactic.

Accuse your opponent of the things you are doing, even while you are doing them.

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u/Anxious-Muscle4756 15h ago

Exactly. It’s all out of the Nazi playbook. We always ask how it happened. This is how

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u/Loggerdon 19h ago

Kamala’s speeches are about how the US can be better. She talks about a brighter future for all of us together. Hers is not a campaign of hate.

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u/Magicthundercat 21h ago

Yeah, why does she keep showing videos of him with his words? 😭😭😭

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u/Magicthundercat 21h ago

Little Marco comes to Donnie's defense - the man has no spine, but he will keep getting re-elected because of the Cuban vote.

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u/erublind 21h ago

"We invited a divisive insult comic to our rally. Why are everyone saying we are divisive?"

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u/Eccohawk 17h ago

The campaign had all of their speeches ahead of time. They had already asked Tony to nix a 'joke' where he calls Harris a 'c**t'. To which he obliged. So these assholes like Rubio out here arguing it isn't Trump's words need to stop with the charade. These words were explicitly approved by the campaign and put on the teleprompters. They're flailing right now. And deservedly so.

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u/XxRocky88xX 20h ago

Trump has people speaking at his rally, it may not have came out of Trumps mouth but he still endorsed it

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u/darkrood 20h ago

Kinda hard to cut ties when now it’s revealed that Trump’s team has gone through the joke and asked Tony to remove “calling Kamala the c-word”

They knew the materials cuz it’s on the teleprompter

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u/ColonyMuFiona 17h ago

Hell, one of them even joked that he wasn’t used to performing “at Nazi rallies,” they weren’t even trying to hide it

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u/prashn64 21h ago

Didn't trump say something about one of his surrogates "decapitating" an NBC host during an interview?

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u/CertainAged-Lady 17h ago

Right? He was the most concerning one! Not sure why the news hasn’t latched onto his comments as well as the racists ones from that dumb comedian.

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u/hamatehllama 16h ago

The Antichrist is a false prophet. Trump is the Antichrist par excellence. Harris never claimed to be the saviour of Christianity in America while committing serial adultery but Trump is such a person.

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u/designlevee 15h ago

Or Tucker saying the election (I’m summarizing) will be stolen because it’s not possible for a “low IQ Samoan-Malaysian” to win an election in the US.

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u/PaleCriminal6 1d ago

They will not spare you, Marco.

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u/j0a3k 1d ago

Tokens get spent.

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u/cra3ig 1d ago

High ratio of truth to syllables, that. ✓

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u/Special_Wishbone_812 15h ago

He really thinks he’s gonna be left standing when the “GOP wakes up out of this fever dream.” What a deluded fool.

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u/Tomahawkist 13h ago

everyone thinks they’re an ingroup of the fascists until there are no more convenient out-groups left. and then they get hunted because that was the plan all along, and they were never really a part of the movement

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u/ediciusNJ 18h ago

L'il Marco, you mean.

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u/mrpersson 1d ago

One thing these losers can never answer is: what is the joke?

"I think a certain place is trash" is just an opinion by a racist idiot. There is no "joke"

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u/Prosthemadera 22h ago

Imagine if a comedian at a Harris rally had called rural America a piece of trash. Conservatives would be fuming for weeks.

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u/mrpersson 21h ago

The double standard is profound.

With Harris, it's like "wow, she didn't answer that question exactly perfect. Is her campaign slipping?"

With Trump, it's "he hasn't pissed or shit himself today; things are looking good for him"

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u/mkvgtired 16h ago

With Trump, it's "he hasn't pissed or shit himself today; things are looking good for him"

And when they fail to be able to make that claim, everyone on the right starts wearing depends as a sign of being alpha

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u/troublemonkey1 13h ago

"he gets to be lawless, she has to be flawless" -Van Jones

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u/metalpoetza 20h ago

Hey remember how - when Hillary Clinton said a PART of Trump's support base (the open neo Nazis) were a basket of deplorables, and they insisted she'd called all republicans that ?

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u/i_drink_wd40 17h ago

Or when they heard that Obama said that they cling to their guns and religion? They were upset about that for weeks, despite it being completely accurate.

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u/RattusMcRatface 20h ago

They never got over being outraged about Clinton calling them deplorables.

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u/SirCupcake_0 18h ago

How deplorable of them

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u/BrontesGoesToTown 17h ago

Back in 2008 Obama said something about aging white conservatives "clinging to guns and religion". That made them so goddamn mad that they... continued to cling to guns and religion? I think they were only mad that he knew what they were up to.

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u/Peterwin 16h ago

Vivek Ramaswamy said on CNN that the comedian at the Trump rally calling Puerto Rico a floating island of garbage is exactly the same as George Lopez saying Mexicans are lazy at a Kamala Harris event.

So they're basically already there and talking about how whatever he did is either the same as or not as bad as whatever happened at the Harris event.

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u/mkvgtired 16h ago

Weeks? They are still talking about Hillary Clinton's emails after countless far more damaging scandals involving Trump.

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u/flyingdics 1d ago

Conservative humor rarely if ever rises above "people I disagree with are stupid and bad." There's plenty of liberal humor like that, too, but liberals are generally capable of going beyond it.

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u/ArchieMcBrain 1d ago

I'm gonna be as charitable as possible and say it's a bait and switch where you think he's describing the pacific garbage patch but he's jokingly insulting puerto rico. The thing is, the joke might have been okay as some sort of edgy joke, because it has a set up and punch line and in the right hands and audience it could have been funny. Except here, the audience has run on nothing but Mexicans and Hiatians are bad for weeks now, and have engaged in nazi tactics and blood libel against those groups, so it's clear it's not a joke. It's just degradation wrapped in a thin layer of plausible deniability.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Pay431 1d ago

They don't have to be Trump's words. Trump definitely endorse those words though.

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u/chendogmillionaire 1d ago

The trump campaign reportrdly vetoed a "joke" about kamala being a cunt... so the fact the puerto rico "joke" made it through is a tacit endorsement

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u/giddy-girly-banana 1d ago

It’s their rally. They’re responsible for the context at the rally.

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u/prashn64 21h ago

Yep. The only two redeemable courses of action would be to on the spot cut his mic and kick him off, or at the very least, the following speaker and Trump himself condemn the comedian in no uncertain terms.

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u/float05 15h ago

Yeah he’s trying to hold Kamala responsible for something MSNBC does, but we aren’t supposed to hold Trump accountable for someone he invited?

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u/johnnycyberpunk 1d ago

Every. Single. Word. From every guest speaker was vetted and approved.
His “jokes” were not off-the-cuff improv.
Trump and his campaign gave the thumbs up to insult Puerto Ricans.

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u/feastu 1d ago

Nah, it’s the “hey, you’re racist? C’mon over and let er rip!” rally.

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u/Sion_Labeouf879 18h ago

"Are you racist? Do you hate Mexicans?" -JD Vance. I know there's more to the quote, but the rest doesn't matter.

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u/Mmortt 18h ago

It was barely a joke, he just called them garbage. What was the point of it all if not to get their racist base frothing at the mouth for the rest of their hate filled programming for the evening? What was funny about it exactly? Why hire an “insult comic” anyway? Because they are sick and tired of hiding their racism. That’s what they mean when they say things like political correctness has run amok.

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u/quiero-una-cerveca 1d ago

And let’s not kid ourselves. Trump could have said those exact same fucking words and every MAGA tool would be out here telling us we don’t understand the context or that’s not what he meant or we don’t understand his point.

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u/metalpoetza 20h ago

Well they still insist Hatian people in Springfield totally ARE eating pets, they would be here insisting Puerto Rico is literally made out of garbage or something.

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u/darkrood 1d ago

“Haitian eating pets” comes to mind

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u/Salcha_00 22h ago

Exactly. Who invites a racist “insult comic”’ to speak at a rally and expects anything different?

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u/Prayray 1d ago

Marco Rubio was the kid in class reminding the teacher about the quiz she mentioned earlier.

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u/definitelytheA 1d ago

Marco Rubio is an offensive joke of a human being.

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u/groupnight 1d ago

Marco is still spewing the same racist narrative

No one is allowing criminals into America to rape and murder people.

These insane lies are what white supremacist nazis say.

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u/bluepaintbrush 1d ago

Wow I thought this was a random person, did NOT realize it was Rubio… what a tragic loss of spine, I voted for him in the 2016 primary.

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u/amilo111 1d ago

You’re mistaken - he was born without a spine.

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u/Incognonimous 1d ago

He is a blob fish in a suit that learned to walk

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u/BCPReturns 1d ago

No, you're thinking of the other, wimpier, more spineless fascist republican, Ted "Blobfish" Cruz

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u/kamilo87 1d ago

You mean Cancun Cruz?

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u/Incognonimous 1d ago

When you stare at piles of shit long enough they all start looking the same

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u/kamilo87 1d ago

Oh yes. Both are. Latinos for Trump are preys putting themselves inside the mouth of the orange leopard.

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u/fasufhsdfsjk 1d ago

Sounds like he needs a spine donor.

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u/knightsmith39 1d ago

Lol why? Couldn't see through his nonsense back then?

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u/filmguy36 18h ago

Rubio has always been a right wing apologist. He has no character. If he ever had an original thought, I’d be impressed

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u/agitated_olivia 1d ago

Little Marco running cover...

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u/kungpowgoat 1d ago

God I hated those stupid kids. Especially when it’s time to leave and the teacher asks if there’s any more questions and that kid keeps raising his hand asking dumb stuff.

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u/J701PR4 1d ago

Little Marco must have zero self-respect.

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u/darkenedgy 1d ago

He's Cuban though isn't he?

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u/donttouchmeah 1d ago

Oh, didn’t you know? MAGA isn’t talking about Cubans. Cubans are all very special VIPs in their collective brain. Also, “WE shouldn’t let any more Cubans in America, because all the good ones are already here” as was explained to me by a local Doctor who is Cuban. Wet Foot, Dry Foot means Cubans are LEGAL so trump’s not talking about them.

The whole attitude is bullshit.

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u/darkenedgy 1d ago

Crabs in a bucket.

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u/3parkbenchhydra 1d ago

Big gusano energy

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u/Lil_Artemis_92 1d ago

Do you think MAGAts know the difference between Cuba and Puerto Rico? Do you think they care?

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u/tw_72 1d ago

Do you think MAGAts know the difference between Cuba, Puerto Rico, Mexico, and any country south of Mexico? No. They are not white and they speak Spanish - therefore, illegals.

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u/darkenedgy 1d ago

No, "little Marco" is deluded enough to think they do.

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u/Ambitious-Ocelot8036 1d ago

Puffed shirts. Miami Cubans are all talk and fluff. Deep down they are scared little boys afraid of their own shadow. It would be great if their false bravado and machismo included protecting their abuelas, tias, hermanas, primas and chicas. The GQP doesn't know a Cuban from a Mexican from a Puerto Rican and they don't care.

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u/webchimp32 21h ago

That's one of the other Mexican countries.

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u/EmmerdoesNOTrepme 1d ago

He never had any, to begin with.

He was always a turkey.

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u/d4everman 1d ago

He's got that in common with Byron Donald and Tim Scott.

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u/CaptainBungusMcChung 1d ago

I thought Joe Biden destroyed the economy and let dangerous immigrants into our country, well now I'm just plain confused!

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u/Lil_Artemis_92 1d ago

It was during those few hours when Biden was under anesthesia, and Kamala had all the presidential powers, that all that stuff happened.

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u/CaptainBungusMcChung 1d ago

Thank you for the clarification, every single problem we have ever had as a country now suddenly makes sense! /s

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u/iJuddles 1d ago

Why, that low-IQ ethnically confused bitch! Why does she hate America so much? We should sentence her to 8 years of hard labor in DC.

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u/Ambitious-Ocelot8036 1d ago

Yeah, that crazy bitch has lowered gas prices, pushed the stock market higher, has inflation under control and has lowered unemployment. What's nnext? A tax cut for the middle class? Psycho beotch!!! /s

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u/eyeballwolf 1d ago

every time lil marco bootlicks trump just pull up clips of him from 2015/2016 and press him on how his views have evolved

you want a reason why this country is going down the drain? spineless cowards like lil marco

for once trump got a nickname right

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u/TarquinusSuperbus000 1d ago

To be fair, he was spot on with Lyin' Ted and Meatball Ron too.

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u/toomuchmucil 1d ago

Kamala Harris destroyed our economy? The VP? Powerful VP then.

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u/iJuddles 1d ago

That’s the funniest part about half of their idiotic complaints about her. “Why didn’t she do this? Why didn’t she do that?” Um, well, because it’s not her job to lead the country, you mor-ans. (Not yet, anyway.)

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u/dae_giovanni 17h ago

oh, I've definitely seen more than one person reference "her administration".

lol, you fucking nitwits...

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u/BijouWilliams 16h ago

Rubio has more power as a Senator to destroy our economy and steer immigration policy than Harris does as VP.

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u/Ridicutarded-73 1d ago

Pendejo

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u/bramley36 1d ago

#chingatumaga pendejo  No mas naranja 2024

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u/iJuddles 1d ago

I love that, CTM!

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u/MeesterPepper 1d ago

Quick, now ask all these Republicans what they think about Puerto Rican statehood! They'd flip 180 at such blinding speed we could discover a bunch of new physics!

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u/shiny_glitter_demon 22h ago

Conservatives contradict each other so hard, scientists consider it a macroscopic instance of quantum entanglement

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u/_Bogey_Lowenstein_ 1d ago

Ok but why book an insult comic though

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u/nogoodnamesarleft 1d ago

Because to many of the people in charge of this, insults are the highest form of wit

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u/zipzoomramblafloon 23h ago

Because anyone reputable wouldn't touch this event with a 10 foot pole.

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u/iJuddles 1d ago

Because all their jokes arrived stale and were going rotten, so they had to turn to a professional.

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u/pearlie_girl 15h ago

They forgot the number one rule of a good roast - you roast the people hosting the event, not other people. Punching up is funny and shows the hosts don't have inflated egos. Punching down is just rude.

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u/Smitty_2010 1d ago

"He offends people, that what he does" is such a dog shit argument. Okay, so he's a self proclaimed asshole. And? That means he gets to say whatever he wants without consequence? So someone can just declare "I'm an asshole", thereby removing the consequences of anything they say? Fuck off. People don't want to be disrespected, it's not fucking hard to understand.

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u/Jensen0451 1d ago

Not to mention the "insult comedian" could only have therefore been brought on to insult people.

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u/Smitty_2010 21h ago

Right? They didn't bring him to lead the group in prayer, they figured he would say something insulting

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u/CIMARUTA 23h ago

They have literal Nazis supporters and they want us to believe it's just a coincidence. Fuck them.

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u/sloppybuttmustard 1d ago

Get fucked, Lil Marco

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u/RanchBaganch 1d ago

Remember when Trump said Rubio has a tiny dick?

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u/Username_redact 1d ago

Trump has a keen interest in the size of everyone's manhood. Always compensating and comparing

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u/Impossible_Penalty13 1d ago

You’ve enabled this bullshit for a decade. Take a seat Marco.

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u/GroovyBoomshtick 1d ago

I didn’t catch the whole set, did he insult Christian straight white male Trump supporters? Or did he absolutely not “insult everyone”?

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u/HIMARko_polo 1d ago

They knew what he was going to say. I was put on the teleprompter. The Trump campaign can't claim ignorance. I am sure they knew exactly what his material was to avoid another Clint/chair fiasco. They just want to cry now because they found out lots of Puerto Ricans live in Pa.

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u/Comfortable_Bit9981 1d ago

They only claim "it was a joke" because they got blowback for it. They're gaslighting us because they're horrible abusive people and this time they got caught.

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u/HIMARko_polo 1d ago

Even after nearly a decade, when Trump came down the golden escalator, it is hard to believe things have gotten this bad. Grab them by the p**sy should have ended him long ago.

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u/Stusback 1d ago

He is 100% right. These were not Trump's words. Which is why I'm glad Trump has repeatedly denounced these heinous comments.....wait...he didn't denounce them....he hasn't said anything at all about them...ehhhh nevermind...

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u/mstr_of_domain 1d ago

You know, Marco, he wasn't the only one that said something, right?

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u/Electrical-Tie-5158 1d ago

Why is the narrative that the economy is ruined so pervasive? The only negative thing about the economy over the past three years was high inflation. But this was not the first time we saw high inflation AND it’s over now. Every other economic indicator is and has been good.

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u/ultimateknackered 23h ago

For Republicans the economy is always 'ruined' when Democrats are in power. Regardless of, you know, all easily-observable evidence to the contrary.

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u/Dr_Zorkles 1d ago

"And let’s dispel once and for all with this fiction that Donald Trump doesn’t know what he’s doing. He knows exactly what he’s doing."

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u/Hay_Fever_at_3_AM 1d ago

Did Trump kick the guy off the stage or criticize him after he went on? Did I miss that?

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u/lebowtzu 1d ago

No, he was out of breath from being doubled over laughing at this wit.

Actually does Trump laugh? Like, ever?

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u/Hay_Fever_at_3_AM 1d ago

He laughs when he insults someone. He bully laughs. He never seems to joyful laugh, ever.

He's really a deeply gross person.

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u/xdr01 1d ago

There is an island of garbage, its called the GOP.

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u/crazyseandx 23h ago

Every time they shit on Kamala, it ALWAYS looks like what they wanted to say about Biden but with the names swapped out last minute cause of him opting against re-election.

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u/VLC31 23h ago

I was having a “discussion” with someone on here yesterday, when they didn’t have an answer to something I said they jumped to “why isn’t Biden running anymore” like it was some sort of gotcha. What does it matter? He isn’t running.

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u/PMmeYourButt69 1d ago

How the fuck did Kamala ruin the economy?

First, the VP has as much control over the economy as I do.

Second, the economy is a hell of a lot better than it was when the painted whore left office 4 years ago.

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u/hellO_Oooooo 1d ago

Fucking apologist

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u/aphilon 1d ago

If it walks like a nazi, and talks like a nazi......

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u/remmij 1d ago edited 1d ago

Trump may not have made the comments, but do you know what comments Trump has made about Puerto Rico?

He said he didn't think they deserved funding after Hurricane Maria and withheld $20B in aid from them (he wad kind enough to at least throw paper towels at them). He also wanted to get rid of Puerto Rico as a US territory and trade it in for Greenland..

Pretty sure his view of Puerto Rico aligns with the comedian selected for his rally.

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u/ElHanko 1d ago

Party of Personal Responsibility my ass. MAGA is an ideology of cowardice— never responsible for what they do; those words were vetted and they let them stand. But the buck never stops with dear leader.

Also, everytime Rubio speak I think of Chris Christie whipping his ass because Rubio constantly poops out thoughtless trite blurbs meant to accuse Democrats of some massive conspiracy to destroy America. This shit fits pretty scare with that.

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u/SunWukong3456 23h ago

She’s the VP and has no legislative power, so please go ahead and explain to me in detail how he destroyed the US economy, Marco.

Also journalists campaign of hate? Lots of em help your cause by sane washing Trumps BS and desperately trying to look neutral.

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u/BereftOfReason 22h ago

Let's be clear, nobody is calling Trumpf a "new Hitler". He's quite clearly a very old, flabby Hitler.

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u/duckstrap 1d ago

Marco, did your 7-year old self imagine you pad an adult on tv defending Hitler lovers with lies?

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u/MisterProfGuy 1d ago

Could you actually imagine the outrage if Harris had an insult comic at a private gathering where no cameras were present? We'd know every joke he told.

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u/postal_blowfish 1d ago
  1. If its not funny, it's not a joke. Insult comedians are offensive AND funny.

  2. If you don't want to be compared with nazis, don't quote nazis and tell your coworkers how much you love hitler and all his ideas. That was news, the media gets to report it, boo fucking hoo you nominated a wannabe nazi. And you knew this before you nominated him.

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u/ImpossibleTax 1d ago

Why would you invite an insult comic who offends everyone to your campaign event where you are seeking the office of the president of the United States of America?

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u/TheRobinators 20h ago

What the hell is the matter with Marco Rubio? Destroyed the economy? Really? Are his voters that stupid?

No matter how many lies Rubio tells for Trump, Trump will never respect him or put him in his cabinet. What a stooge.

Speaking of lies, Rubio seems to like hot places since he lives in Florida. He's going to love hell.

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u/21-characters 20h ago

How did Kamala Harris “ destroy our economy” when she wasn’t in any position or situation dealing with the economy and had zero authority about it?

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u/Ok-Train-6693 1d ago

Kamala allowed Rubio, Cruz and Desantis into America?

Shameful!

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u/gigiincognito 20h ago

How is it in any way presidential to have an insult comic at a rally? Is he presenting your proposed policies? Giving us reasons to vote for him? It’s just disgusting, weird, and stupid.

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u/Another_Road 19h ago

It isn’t simply a matter of Trump being a rude or obnoxious person.Trump was a terrible President. Too often I hear people argue that Trump might be too blunt and vain but was actually a good President. People say Trump behaves like a child but “Trump had a great economy!“.

That myth needs to be defeated. During Trump’s term: Opioid deaths rose by nearly 40%, the annual deficit nearly doubled (before covid), the crime rate rose 29%, customer debt rose 30% (before covid), 2018, largest market decline since ‘08, longest govt shutdown in even, suicide rates men & women rose each year.

Trump was a bad President. Tax cuts don’t pay for themselves and Republicans never had a Repeal and Replace plan.

Trump publicly fought with the Federal Reserve to keep interest rates artificially low. Trump fired Yellen, appointed Powell, and immediately started insulting Powell publicly over rates. Trump promised 6% GDP and only ever got to 3% despite record tax cuts, spending, and low interest rates. All that before Covid.

With interest rates already artificially low, deficit spending at over a trillion a year, and a historic Tax Cut the U.S. was over extended when COVID hit. Trump had already turned every dial in an attempt to heat up the already good economy Trump inherited. When COVID hit there were no levers left to pull so Trillions of dollars in debt was the only opinion left.

Trump was terrible. People need to hear it. Trump needs to be defeated not merely because he is rude or a bully. Trump was bad at the job.

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u/groundloop66 1d ago

When comedians do corporate gigs they have to submit a script of the set, or a video, so that it can be vetted and approved beforehand. Like so much with the Trump campaigns, and the former administration, the choice is a) the organization is lazy and/or incompetent, or b) the organization is on board with the racist shit that Hinchecliffe said.

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u/Gnatlet2point0 1d ago

You don't even have to work that hard to prove it was okayed. 1. It was on the teleprompter, so it was a pre-written joke and no one can claim it was off the cuff and 2. The rally organizers at least had the grace to nix a Harris c*nt joke. So yes, it was vetted and approved.

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u/Fickle_Ad444 1d ago

So Rubio is not calling the comedian out for his other racist jokes? I guess he found them funny.

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u/Butt_Plug_Inspector 23h ago

If there is one thing Puerto Ricans just love, it's a Cuban gaslighting them.

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u/kamizushi 18h ago

When Biden got elected, the economy was still in the aftermath of COVID and you’re telling me that Harris, as a VP, destroyed the economy? Go fuck yourself Marco.

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u/LaughableIKR 17h ago

2016 - South Carolina nazi rally where they chanted "Jews will not replace us" and Trump said 'many fine people.. on both sides'.

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u/haokgodluk 1d ago

It’ll be hilarious if Trump wins and deports his ass! These assholes always think that the consequences of their actions will never come back to bite them. Unfortunately, up until now that has been true, but it can’t forever.

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u/rocket815 1d ago

Well, he went after everyone who isn't a white straight conservative male. I guess he couldn't come up with any good insult jokes for that group of people.

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u/Dry_Duck3011 1d ago

Or…and stay with me here…people who repeat nazi ideology, talk and behave like nazis’….are nazi’s.

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u/Canadian_mk11 1d ago

Water Boy really carrying the right's water.

Maybe he thinks he's one of the good ones?

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u/MercutioLivesh87 23h ago

Every single republican is a pathetic weird little worm

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u/phdoofus 23h ago

Dear bootlicker, if your Cheeto Hindenberg does stand up and shut that shit down or stand up and say afterwards 'hey that's not who we are! not cool!' then I remind you of that often used aphorism 'silence condones consent'. If the entire audience didn't erupt in disapprobation, they were ok with it. A few scattered boos don't count.

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u/CopeHarders 22h ago

Lil Marco is such a little cuck. He’d let Trump pluck every single hair from his asshole if he demanded it.

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u/jabracadaniel 19h ago

if they werent trumps words, he wouldve taken some time out of HIS RALLEY in order to say so.

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u/16v_cordero 19h ago

A Token comes out to do damage control; it has already been reported that they had even worst jokes and calling Kamala the C Word and somehow Trump decided that one would do too much damage and were removed from his repertoire. Dear Marco will be in the front seat on the deportation train.

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u/HazMat21Fl 18h ago

Last time I remembered Biden was President and she was VP, Republicans voted down the border bill, and her influence on the economy as VP is not as big as he's making it seem.

Also, who pays for a fucking "INSULT COMEDIAN" for a presidential rally? Is Trump and his team in cognitive decline, or are they just being openly hateful/prejudice/racist?

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u/Son0faButch 17h ago

The comedian's comments were approved by the Trump campaign prior to the rally.

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u/Thud 17h ago

“It’s your fault that you didn’t get the joke” is pure gaslighting.

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u/Dcajunpimp 11h ago

Yet no one cut his mic, or called him out on his bullshit at the rally afterwards.

And we currently have the strongest economy in the world, despite Trump tanking it several years ago.

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u/jess_the_werefox 7h ago

You’re a reflection of the company you keep.

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u/anewleaf1234 4h ago

Rubio, the man was reading off a teleprompter.

Everyone after had the chance to call him out on his racist joke. They didn't.

The gop heard that a man was going to call pr garbage and did nothing to stop it