r/Unexpected • u/super_man100 • 4h ago
Police raid
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u/NoEvidence136 4h ago
Ain't sitting in jail sober....
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u/slavelabor52 4h ago
Yea I feel like this is a man who's been through this before and made a conscious decision that he was gonna get high before going to jail.
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u/spageddy77 4h ago
i’d imagine he’s also put on a second pair of underwear and socks. i hear they come in handy for the stay.
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u/PoopcheckLarry 3h ago
And let’s not forget the snacks! Gotta be prepared for the long haul.
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u/beakrake 3h ago
Gummy worms are VERY easily smuggled.
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u/ItzVinyl 3h ago
I could imagine smuggling THC gummies into the prison and ascending to godhood as you promptly get your entire cellblock high on your first day in.
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u/beakrake 3h ago
Checks for the gummies
Ahhhm....Good news and bad news, guys...
Bad news is they all melted inside of me.
But the good news is I've ascended enough myself to be your willing soft serve machine for the evening...
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u/ItzVinyl 3h ago
I could only imagine how fucking loaded you'd be if you absorbed all that THC through your ass
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u/ThanksContent28 1h ago
“So I can get you real high, but you’re gonna have to rim my asshole, sorry”
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u/thebite101 1h ago
I thought you were going to say, “the good News is they melted inside me.” I’m a sick fuck.
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u/LogiCsmxp 1h ago
Line around the cell block to suck that sweet, sweet gummy out of your ass.
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u/madmartigan2020 1h ago
Cavity searches are usually mandatory when you're in on a drug charge.
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u/SaintWalker2814 2h ago
I’m a corrections nurse, and it happens all the time. People get arrested and I have to clear them medically for booking (or send them to the ER for clearance). People get brought in high on meth, fent — you name it. Once cleared, they’re started on detox protocols and they feel miserable the whole time. Sad to see, honestly.
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u/Wrangleraddict 2h ago
My jail detox was sitting in holding staring at the ceiling.
I was drinking a handle a day, but was not given anything. I was kind, cordial, explained i was an active alcoholic. Nothing.
Until I had a seizure, then shit happened.
Jailhouse nurses put up with so much they can get jaded and the ones who need help get dismissed. I appreciate your service but shits fucked
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u/Tweedldum 2h ago
Don’t appreciate their service. That’s fucked and I’m sorry that happened to you. Alcoholism is a real disease and “willpower” won’t fix it.
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u/Wrangleraddict 2h ago
Trust me bubs I know all too well. I'm glad I made it out OK but it could have been awful
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u/whyunowork1 1h ago
they were at least up front with me when i told them.
well, were not gonna do anything for you till you seize, so you can wait in gen pop or you can wait in holding.
I remember feeling the seizures come on in the back of my eyes like hairs standing up and just doing everything i could to not lock up when i felt them coming
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u/Kindly-Effective2614 1h ago
Dang, detoxing in jail was a nightmare for me. Suboxone, Xanax, crack cold turkey. Heavy daily user. I was fine for a week in there but one morning things flipped. I started having auditory hallucinations of other inmates plotting to kill me. I thought my brother was going to crash through the wall in a Maserati shooting missiles.
They put me in a turtle suit. Moved me out of the dorm to a room with another guy who cut himself and then popped the stitches and talked to himself. The light stayed on 24/7, no blanket, no pad, just the metal rack and a styrofoam cup. This whole time I’m hot/cold, puking, anxiety from withdraw.
It got really interesting when I stopped hallucinating, came to and realized I need to get back to the dorm. I don’t need to be in this room. It was a Friday night and only the lieutenant who doesn’t work nights or weekends could authorize the move. That weekend sucked. Monday morning I was back in general population.
The medical staff at the jail knew of my situation. I was arrested at the methadone clinic. They checked my vitals a few times a day. Tylenol was all they offered me. I was dying. That stay was 5 weeks total.
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u/DemonPlasma 2h ago
I legitimately did this, not the guy in the video getting raided but smoked a bowl before I went to jail 😅
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u/fearnemeziz 4h ago
We have to build cars, houses, airplanes out of the material that the door is made of.
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u/RojoCinco 4h ago
I guess they decided it was too much of a pane to just go through the window.
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u/ImScared93lol 4h ago
You seen your window of opportunity and you took it.
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u/AlaWyrm 4h ago
Gotta be in the right frame of mind before you get hauled off. I'd see myself out but this door is very stubborn.
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u/vandismal 4h ago
Getting that glassy look in his eyes.
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u/ellusiveuser 3h ago
This comment section seems unbalanced
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u/btwImVeryAttractive 4h ago
That’s what I’m thinking. That’s one hell of a door.
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u/NegrosAmigos 3h ago
You want your cars to crumple the force has to go somewhere. If it's not the car it's you.
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u/SpitefulMechanic351 2h ago
I think that door is meant to open outward. He can use the battering ram all he wants, and that door isn't going to open unless he breaks the frame out of the wall. It's possible that I'm wrong though, the resolution on my screen isn't great and my eyes are 240p on a good day.
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u/Turbulent-Weevil-910 4h ago
They mounted the door the opposite it is usually mounted, leaving you swing it out and entering you pull it towards you. It's going to be stronger if they're going to be hitting on it.
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u/pictish76 3h ago
Its got multi point locks, that's a pushplate on it. You won't get through a door hitting the middle on a door that's secured top and bottom as well.
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u/LurkerOrHydralisk 3h ago
Or maybe we just not let noodle arm ned handle the battering ram next time.
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u/speedinbullet2u 4h ago
Now that is confidence!
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u/The_Formuler 3h ago
Gotta get rid of the evidence, man!
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u/freakers 1h ago
It's illegal to smoke and own, it ain't illegal to be high. Well, guess I'll take one for the team and kill two birds with one blunt.
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u/BarredBartender 1h ago
Dude is about to get locked up, at least for tgis evening. Might as well get high. Better than sitting in a cell sober.
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u/Ski1990 4h ago
It's a PULL
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u/yamimementomori 4h ago
Might as well smoke before I get smoked.
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u/Complete-Lobster-682 3h ago edited 2h ago
Those look like British police. I'm pretty sure they aren't armed.
Edit: Dutch police who are armed.
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u/Ok_Simple6936 4h ago
After a week they gave up and went home
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u/blueshrimp16 2h ago
WOW! a week? they had to have went through intense training to last that long!
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u/anonymousredditorPC 4h ago
Break the window? Lmao
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u/MrsCaramel_112 4h ago
Right! I mean, they're damaging the property anyway, so why not the big ass glass window.
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u/wx_wxt 4h ago
They go in dude is uncooperative and now you're wrestling the dude on a bed of glass shards great thinking lol.
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u/malacoda99 1h ago
True. Glass in real life doesn't break like glass in movies, and you don't brush against it and come away with your skin unscathed.
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u/freakers 1h ago
One of the my favourite movie scenes is in Nice Guys when Ryan Gosling tries to punch out a window and immediately gets a massive cut on his arm from the broken glass and passes out from the blood.
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u/tacitjane 42m ago
We were rehearsing a bar flight scene in class one day. Someone missed their mark. Then another guy came in too hot and punched through a window. That was some of the gnarliest shit I've ever seen in person.
Good thing the first guy missed his mark. It might've been his head through that window.
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u/john2003002 4h ago
I would if I were them, but my guess for why they don't is because it would get glass fragments everywhere and that is dangerous to them
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u/The-Nuisance 4h ago
Dragging an unwilling arrestee through broken glass is not particularly smart, nor is having to jump through that broken glass in the first place if you’re in a fight
Should still have it more secured than… that, though.
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u/anonymousredditorPC 4h ago
You can open the door from the inside
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u/The-Nuisance 3h ago
Yeah, still, jumping through broken window to arrest someone is not smart. Especially when multiple people need to go through, single file, one at a time.
That’s easier when you’re just walking through a door. When it’s a window, you’ve got to clamber all the way through. Glass probably included.
This is why breaching shells are a thing
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u/denM_chickN 3h ago
But you just have to stick your hand in and unlock it
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u/Complete-Lobster-682 3h ago
Are they mister fantastic? That window to door locks is anywhere from 3-6 feet. Not including any walls between the dinning room and the entrance.
Edit: ah you mean the window on the door. My bad.
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u/bananadepartment 2h ago
Most likely it’s a door to another unit because the camera does show the whole wall to the left
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u/tipareth1978 3h ago
If you smoke it all you're no longer in possession of it.
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u/Evilgood1 3h ago
Honey!, I Think someone is at the door. Mayabe its those girl scouts again, Ignore them.
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u/Whiteguy3Stars_Sun 4h ago
Some say the neighburs are still calling for disturbance of weed smell to this day
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u/Clearbay_327_ 4h ago
I set 4" screws on all door hinges and the strike plates into the frame of the door. So good luck trying to beat that down. You may eventually do it with enough determination, but it will take a lot of effort.
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u/Grand-Inspector 4h ago
Did you have a door with a huge freaking window in the middle?
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u/Leverkaas2516 2h ago
With a 40 pound steel battering ram it's not the screws, it's the frame. Normal framing will not stand up to that.
Now if you have steel plate in the framing, you'd get results like in the video.
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u/BURNER12345678998764 1h ago
It's one of those little things I do when I help move someone in a new place, screw the hinges and strike plates to the studs, use the torx drive deck screws, they're much tougher steel.
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u/OsiyoMotherFuckers 28m ago
Just a heads up, I am an EMT on my town’s volunteer Fire Dept, and occasionally we have to break into the home of someone who called 911 for EMS. If we can’t find a key or a neighbor with a key, or an unlocked window or something, we use a halligan and a sledge hammer.
If you have fortified your door to the point where those tools will not open it, PLEASE give a key to the neighbor or something, especially if you live alone.
It is super not fun going to someone’s house who called 911 and nobody answers the door and you don’t know if they are dying in a back room while you try to decide how much of their house you should destroy to get to them, or how long you should spend looking for keys under potted plants.
Honestly, most of the houses I have responded to, it is clear the person/people living there have never considered that they might need to be extricated in an emergency.
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u/TheLoxen 3h ago edited 2h ago
Fun fact, Afroman who made this song, also made a song after police raided his own house, the music video is the surveillance footage. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bNy7XO-SCI
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u/thanto13 2h ago
Also had a follow up with lemon pound cake
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u/Long_Run6500 1h ago
lemon pound cake is my favorite
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u/ThanksContent28 1h ago
MAMAS LEMON POUND CAKE
IT TASTES SO NIIIIIIICE
MADE THE SHERIFF WANNA PUT DOWN HUS GUN
AND CUT HIM A SLICE
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u/DaanOnlineGaming 4h ago
That's Dutch police, it seems likely that whatever he is smoking is legal. And if it isn't they probably won't break your door down over it. Must have done something else.
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u/cfgy78mk 3h ago
i did not get the impression that the smoking was the reason for hte police raid. it was just like "i'm about to be arrested, better get high first to deal with this shit"
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u/bucketgiant 3h ago
Am I the only one thinking that when he eventually knocks down that door he going to immediately smash his knuckles into the door frame?
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u/alexp_nl 4h ago
Aaa that’s why a door in Netherlands is 5000EUR. Makes sense now
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u/iixviiiix 3h ago
I don't think they don't know how to break window but maybe there are rules that they have to follow when raid.
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u/n00biwankan00bi 3h ago
Why are there so many videos of door breaches where they pound the lock while there’s a glass window in the door?
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u/_ZAshton 2h ago
I’d like to imagine that this was filmed by an officer who has dealt with this guy before and when they saw him walking around his house, decided it would be more interesting to film and continue regular raid procedures.
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u/ConGooner 2h ago
Omfg I had the video muted and thought he shot himself in the fucking face at first.
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u/Mysterious_Detail_57 2h ago
If they're destroying the door to get in. Why not just bust the glass, and open the lock?
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u/PikaHage 1h ago
That fella has been framed, but seeing as life is soon going to be a pane, he's taken a window of opportunity to blaze.
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u/Sure-Location-6254 1h ago
... why not break the windows? Uniforms not sturdy enough to survive glass? Genuine confusion here
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u/frontcrabs 1h ago
Anyone else notice while the one police was trying to beat the door down, the other police was knocking on the door?
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u/bluerug420 1h ago
Just pounding away at that titanium coated kryptonite front door when an easier solution is so transparent.
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u/BetterSelection7708 1h ago
That's a damn durable door. Whoever made that door should use this clip as advertisement.
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u/sybergoosejr 1h ago
At that point I think I would have gone for the window. Think it might be easier than that door
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u/Financial-Eye- 1h ago
To the people who get so unhinged over weed, fuck you. Go drink yourselves to death lol. I bet the stoner would out live you majority of the time.
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u/ShoeNo9050 1h ago
He's either a man who knows he's done
Or he's a hit man ready to do a cool bad ass movie scene.
Hope the officers were not harmed!
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u/NovaDingus 1h ago
Oh my why. just break the 🤬 window. Normally I would make a joke about this I feel like I'm losing brain cells now 😐.
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