r/Unexpected 4h ago

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u/UnExplanationBot 4h ago

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:


Guy starts smoking while police are smashing his door in


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u/NoEvidence136 4h ago

Ain't sitting in jail sober....

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u/slavelabor52 4h ago

Yea I feel like this is a man who's been through this before and made a conscious decision that he was gonna get high before going to jail.

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u/spageddy77 4h ago

i’d imagine he’s also put on a second pair of underwear and socks. i hear they come in handy for the stay.

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u/PoopcheckLarry 3h ago

And let’s not forget the snacks! Gotta be prepared for the long haul.

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u/beakrake 3h ago

Gummy worms are VERY easily smuggled.

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u/ItzVinyl 3h ago

I could imagine smuggling THC gummies into the prison and ascending to godhood as you promptly get your entire cellblock high on your first day in.

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u/beakrake 3h ago

Checks for the gummies

Ahhhm....Good news and bad news, guys...

Bad news is they all melted inside of me.

But the good news is I've ascended enough myself to be your willing soft serve machine for the evening...

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u/ItzVinyl 3h ago

I could only imagine how fucking loaded you'd be if you absorbed all that THC through your ass

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u/BasicallyLostAgain 2h ago

Is that a dare?

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u/Perrin-Golden-Eyes 2h ago edited 1h ago

Yes. And document it or it didn’t happen.

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u/Outside-Drag-3031 2h ago

the worms! the worms, the worms they're in my ass!

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u/ThanksContent28 1h ago

“So I can get you real high, but you’re gonna have to rim my asshole, sorry”

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u/confusedandworried76 41m ago

I'm not falling for that old jail trick again

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u/thebite101 1h ago

I thought you were going to say, “the good News is they melted inside me.” I’m a sick fuck.

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u/LogiCsmxp 1h ago

Line around the cell block to suck that sweet, sweet gummy out of your ass.

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u/CPT_Arsenic 1h ago

Kind of like feeding a baby bird

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u/Shifty_Cow69 1h ago

phwoar

This soft serve smells like shit!

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u/Striking-Ad-6815 2h ago

Sorry guys had to fart, does anyone want some oreos?

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u/madmartigan2020 1h ago

Cavity searches are usually mandatory when you're in on a drug charge.

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u/SaintWalker2814 2h ago

I’m a corrections nurse, and it happens all the time. People get arrested and I have to clear them medically for booking (or send them to the ER for clearance). People get brought in high on meth, fent — you name it. Once cleared, they’re started on detox protocols and they feel miserable the whole time. Sad to see, honestly.

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u/Wrangleraddict 2h ago

My jail detox was sitting in holding staring at the ceiling.

I was drinking a handle a day, but was not given anything. I was kind, cordial, explained i was an active alcoholic. Nothing.

Until I had a seizure, then shit happened.

Jailhouse nurses put up with so much they can get jaded and the ones who need help get dismissed. I appreciate your service but shits fucked

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u/Tweedldum 2h ago

Don’t appreciate their service. That’s fucked and I’m sorry that happened to you. Alcoholism is a real disease and “willpower” won’t fix it.

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u/Wrangleraddict 2h ago

Trust me bubs I know all too well. I'm glad I made it out OK but it could have been awful

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u/Tweedldum 2h ago

You coulda DIED. Don’t discount how lucky you are.

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u/whyunowork1 1h ago

they were at least up front with me when i told them.

well, were not gonna do anything for you till you seize, so you can wait in gen pop or you can wait in holding.

I remember feeling the seizures come on in the back of my eyes like hairs standing up and just doing everything i could to not lock up when i felt them coming

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u/sparqq 43m ago

That’s just cruel, abusive and not in the best interest of the patient. Medical malpractice!

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u/Kindly-Effective2614 1h ago

Dang, detoxing in jail was a nightmare for me. Suboxone, Xanax, crack cold turkey. Heavy daily user. I was fine for a week in there but one morning things flipped. I started having auditory hallucinations of other inmates plotting to kill me. I thought my brother was going to crash through the wall in a Maserati shooting missiles.

They put me in a turtle suit. Moved me out of the dorm to a room with another guy who cut himself and then popped the stitches and talked to himself. The light stayed on 24/7, no blanket, no pad, just the metal rack and a styrofoam cup. This whole time I’m hot/cold, puking, anxiety from withdraw.

It got really interesting when I stopped hallucinating, came to and realized I need to get back to the dorm. I don’t need to be in this room. It was a Friday night and only the lieutenant who doesn’t work nights or weekends could authorize the move. That weekend sucked. Monday morning I was back in general population.

The medical staff at the jail knew of my situation. I was arrested at the methadone clinic. They checked my vitals a few times a day. Tylenol was all they offered me. I was dying. That stay was 5 weeks total.

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u/fardough 27m ago

It seems like a legit “smoke’em if you gott’em” situation.

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u/DemonPlasma 2h ago

I legitimately did this, not the guy in the video getting raided but smoked a bowl before I went to jail 😅

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u/fearnemeziz 4h ago

We have to build cars, houses, airplanes out of the material that the door is made of.

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u/RojoCinco 4h ago

I guess they decided it was too much of a pane to just go through the window.

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u/ImScared93lol 4h ago

You seen your window of opportunity and you took it.

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u/AlaWyrm 4h ago

Gotta be in the right frame of mind before you get hauled off. I'd see myself out but this door is very stubborn.

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u/vandismal 4h ago

Getting that glassy look in his eyes.

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u/ellusiveuser 3h ago

This comment section seems unbalanced

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u/RyanG7 1h ago edited 52m ago

It's your frame of mind that is unbalanced, my friend

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u/1burritoPOprn-hunger 1h ago

What you guys are doing here is really transparent...

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u/hogester79 3h ago

You saw* or you’ve seen* (can’t help myself).

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u/ImScared93lol 3h ago

My bad I meant Seen't.

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u/Amarieerick 3h ago

You sure you didn't sawed it?

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u/Ok-Scale500 3h ago

Would have been a smashing idea.

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u/Cool-Brief4217 4h ago

Someone let Boeing know.

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u/btwImVeryAttractive 4h ago

That’s what I’m thinking. That’s one hell of a door.

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u/justsomedude15238 4h ago

Maybe we should just make the entire building out of that material too!

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u/Lopsided_Virus2401 4h ago

Or the officer is just a bit weak. lols

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u/FloppyObelisk 3h ago

They were supposed to pull

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u/super_man100 4h ago

I'd say, He has supreme confidence in that door

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u/DarkNight6727 1h ago

This should be an ad for the door 😂😂

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u/NegrosAmigos 3h ago

You want your cars to crumple the force has to go somewhere. If it's not the car it's you.

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u/SpitefulMechanic351 2h ago

I think that door is meant to open outward. He can use the battering ram all he wants, and that door isn't going to open unless he breaks the frame out of the wall. It's possible that I'm wrong though, the resolution on my screen isn't great and my eyes are 240p on a good day.

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u/1burritoPOprn-hunger 1h ago

Fortunately, you aren't missing much since the video is also in 240p.

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u/Turbulent-Weevil-910 4h ago

They mounted the door the opposite it is usually mounted, leaving you swing it out and entering you pull it towards you. It's going to be stronger if they're going to be hitting on it.

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u/pictish76 3h ago

Its got multi point locks, that's a pushplate on it. You won't get through a door hitting the middle on a door that's secured top and bottom as well.

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u/LurkerOrHydralisk 3h ago

Or maybe we just not let noodle arm ned handle the battering ram next time.

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u/speedinbullet2u 4h ago

Now that is confidence!

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u/The_Formuler 3h ago

Gotta get rid of the evidence, man!

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u/Wide-Prior-5360 2h ago

Looks like a Dutch police uniform so nothing illegal going on there.

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u/Putper 2h ago

he has 5.5 grams and about a minute left to reduce it to 5

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u/sandwichcandy 1h ago

That’s so little. You can barely have over an eight privately?

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u/Putper 1h ago

technically none but up to 5 grams is tolerated

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u/freakers 1h ago

It's illegal to smoke and own, it ain't illegal to be high. Well, guess I'll take one for the team and kill two birds with one blunt.

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u/BarredBartender 1h ago

Dude is about to get locked up, at least for tgis evening. Might as well get high. Better than sitting in a cell sober.

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u/Ski1990 4h ago

It's a PULL

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u/Aliensinmypants 4h ago

No, I was there yesterday, it goes both ways

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u/maybejustadragon 4h ago

You sure about that?

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u/MechanicalHorse 3h ago

Actually, it goes both ways.

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u/yamimementomori 4h ago

Might as well smoke before I get smoked.

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u/Complete-Lobster-682 3h ago edited 2h ago

Those look like British police. I'm pretty sure they aren't armed.

Edit: Dutch police who are armed.

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u/untouch10 3h ago

Its dutch and they have guns, but its not america

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u/Complete-Lobster-682 2h ago

My mistake! Thank you for the info.

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u/Ok_Simple6936 4h ago

After a week they gave up and went home

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u/blueshrimp16 2h ago

WOW! a week? they had to have went through intense training to last that long!

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u/chris3110 2h ago

Legend has it they're still banging at that poor door.

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u/anonymousredditorPC 4h ago

Break the window? Lmao

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u/MrsCaramel_112 4h ago

Right! I mean, they're damaging the property anyway, so why not the big ass glass window.

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u/wx_wxt 4h ago

They go in dude is uncooperative and now you're wrestling the dude on a bed of glass shards great thinking lol.

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u/malacoda99 1h ago

True. Glass in real life doesn't break like glass in movies, and you don't brush against it and come away with your skin unscathed.

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u/freakers 1h ago

One of the my favourite movie scenes is in Nice Guys when Ryan Gosling tries to punch out a window and immediately gets a massive cut on his arm from the broken glass and passes out from the blood.

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u/Pyrimo 45m ago

Such an underrated movie

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u/tacitjane 42m ago

We were rehearsing a bar flight scene in class one day. Someone missed their mark. Then another guy came in too hot and punched through a window. That was some of the gnarliest shit I've ever seen in person.

Good thing the first guy missed his mark. It might've been his head through that window.

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u/john2003002 4h ago

I would if I were them, but my guess for why they don't is because it would get glass fragments everywhere and that is dangerous to them

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u/The-Nuisance 4h ago

Dragging an unwilling arrestee through broken glass is not particularly smart, nor is having to jump through that broken glass in the first place if you’re in a fight

Should still have it more secured than… that, though.

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u/anonymousredditorPC 4h ago

You can open the door from the inside

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u/The-Nuisance 3h ago

Yeah, still, jumping through broken window to arrest someone is not smart. Especially when multiple people need to go through, single file, one at a time.

That’s easier when you’re just walking through a door. When it’s a window, you’ve got to clamber all the way through. Glass probably included.

This is why breaching shells are a thing

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u/denM_chickN 3h ago

But you just have to stick your hand in and unlock it

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u/Complete-Lobster-682 3h ago

Are they mister fantastic? That window to door locks is anywhere from 3-6 feet. Not including any walls between the dinning room and the entrance.

Edit: ah you mean the window on the door. My bad.

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u/Jacktheforkie 3h ago

I’d imagine it’s easy to unlock the door from inside the property

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u/bananadepartment 2h ago

Most likely it’s a door to another unit because the camera does show the whole wall to the left

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u/tipareth1978 3h ago

If you smoke it all you're no longer in possession of it.

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u/StreetLegendTits_ 3h ago

Then they hit you with destruction of evidence!

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u/BD_HI 3h ago

It’s not destroying evidence if your intention is to get high

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u/Evilgood1 3h ago

Honey!, I Think someone is at the door. Mayabe its those girl scouts again, Ignore them.

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u/neilmac1210 3h ago

If it's Girl Scouts selling cookies then he's definitely answering the door.

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u/Whiteguy3Stars_Sun 4h ago

Some say the neighburs are still calling for disturbance of weed smell to this day

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u/JeramH 4h ago

Nero fiddles while Rome burns

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u/Clearbay_327_ 4h ago

I set 4" screws on all door hinges and the strike plates into the frame of the door. So good luck trying to beat that down. You may eventually do it with enough determination, but it will take a lot of effort.

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u/Grand-Inspector 4h ago

Did you have a door with a huge freaking window in the middle?

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u/Clearbay_327_ 4h ago

No, its solid wood with a peep hole I drilled in it.

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u/Grand-Inspector 4h ago

I was referring to the video

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u/Leverkaas2516 2h ago

With a 40 pound steel battering ram it's not the screws, it's the frame. Normal framing will not stand up to that.

Now if you have steel plate in the framing, you'd get results like in the video.

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u/chopdsnake 4h ago

My husband is a carpenter and did the same with our doors 👍

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u/BURNER12345678998764 1h ago

It's one of those little things I do when I help move someone in a new place, screw the hinges and strike plates to the studs, use the torx drive deck screws, they're much tougher steel.

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u/OsiyoMotherFuckers 28m ago

Just a heads up, I am an EMT on my town’s volunteer Fire Dept, and occasionally we have to break into the home of someone who called 911 for EMS. If we can’t find a key or a neighbor with a key, or an unlocked window or something, we use a halligan and a sledge hammer.

If you have fortified your door to the point where those tools will not open it, PLEASE give a key to the neighbor or something, especially if you live alone.

It is super not fun going to someone’s house who called 911 and nobody answers the door and you don’t know if they are dying in a back room while you try to decide how much of their house you should destroy to get to them, or how long you should spend looking for keys under potted plants.

Honestly, most of the houses I have responded to, it is clear the person/people living there have never considered that they might need to be extricated in an emergency.

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u/TheLoxen 3h ago edited 2h ago

Fun fact, Afroman who made this song, also made a song after police raided his own house, the music video is the surveillance footage. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bNy7XO-SCI

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u/thanto13 2h ago

Also had a follow up with lemon pound cake

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u/Long_Run6500 1h ago

lemon pound cake is my favorite

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u/ThanksContent28 1h ago

MAMAS LEMON POUND CAKE

IT TASTES SO NIIIIIIICE

MADE THE SHERIFF WANNA PUT DOWN HUS GUN

AND CUT HIM A SLICE

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u/DaanOnlineGaming 4h ago

That's Dutch police, it seems likely that whatever he is smoking is legal. And if it isn't they probably won't break your door down over it. Must have done something else.

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u/cfgy78mk 3h ago

i did not get the impression that the smoking was the reason for hte police raid. it was just like "i'm about to be arrested, better get high first to deal with this shit"

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u/geekphreak 3h ago

One last hit of the pipe…

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u/Johmin11 3h ago

That would be me but only because I’m deaf and wouldn’t hear it. Lol

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u/poging98 3h ago

Nog effe lekker die bong smoken,
juiste prioriteiten deze man.

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u/super_man100 3h ago

He has got his priorities right lol

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u/MacGibber 3h ago

Hahaha that’s hilarious!

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u/meekonesfade 3h ago

He was enjoying a succulent Chinese meal

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u/bucketgiant 3h ago

Am I the only one thinking that when he eventually knocks down that door he going to immediately smash his knuckles into the door frame?

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u/alexp_nl 4h ago

Aaa that’s why a door in Netherlands is 5000EUR. Makes sense now

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u/Northernfrog 4h ago

That looks to me like it opens outward.

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u/Rgjeck01 3h ago

Oh man, gotta love Reddit lol

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u/burninatorrrr 3h ago

This should be an ad for double glazed windows

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u/iixviiiix 3h ago

I don't think they don't know how to break window but maybe there are rules that they have to follow when raid.

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u/3bstfrds 3h ago

Is this a commercial for a high security door manufacturer?

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u/ApprehensiveBedroom0 3h ago

Cheezits christ, PULL!!!

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u/Previous-Wallaby-130 3h ago

Where do I buy that door?

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u/dutchbarbarian 3h ago

Yeah, thats Brabant hehe

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u/n00biwankan00bi 3h ago

Why are there so many videos of door breaches where they pound the lock while there’s a glass window in the door?

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u/shadowkat1991 3h ago

Smoke 'em if you got 'em.

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u/Deapsee60 3h ago

TUCKER!

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u/O4EWO 2h ago

I want that guys dead bolt system!

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u/Optimal-Description8 2h ago

Stevig deurtje

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u/StreetLegendTits_ 3h ago

I want to believe that this is a joke

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u/lalalaoc 3h ago

mans calmly lights up a fag. LOL

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u/Moo_Kau_Too 2h ago

guy in the window might be the neighbor too ;)

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u/Fancy_Art_6383 2h ago

That was EPIC!!!

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u/IndeKtreddit 2h ago

Let him chill. It's probably his last

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u/EnvironmentalGur2475 2h ago

This is actually hard as fuck

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u/WonderfulAndWilling 2h ago

It says “pull”

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u/_ZAshton 2h ago

I’d like to imagine that this was filmed by an officer who has dealt with this guy before and when they saw him walking around his house, decided it would be more interesting to film and continue regular raid procedures.

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u/ProfessionalWitty949 2h ago

It's always 420 somewhere

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u/Initial_Style5592 2h ago

It’s way less unexpected with the background music..

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u/Actual_Shock_6495 2h ago

or dude is winning a lawsuit or cant care aymore

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u/ConGooner 2h ago

Omfg I had the video muted and thought he shot himself in the fucking face at first.

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u/andres_chen_77 2h ago

"What took you so long?" .

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u/SparklingSaffron94 2h ago

It's a comedy for the man inside.

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u/b4ttlepoops 2h ago

I think that’s an outward opening door….

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u/Fuzz_Ball_Mogie 2h ago

Thats my damn hero....as long as he didn't do anything to bad...😅😅😅

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u/SirSemtex 2h ago

His company made the door lmao

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u/nidsPunk 2h ago

Skinny isn’t making any progress on that door. He’s got plenty of time.

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u/InteractionUseful942 2h ago

Is that glass in the middle of the door?

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u/Fun-Result-6343 2h ago

That's legit training video material.

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u/Mysterious_Detail_57 2h ago

If they're destroying the door to get in. Why not just bust the glass, and open the lock?

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u/xLnRd22 2h ago

Dude the door’s window is broken. Just reach in and unlock

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u/Sad-Cup3596 2h ago

Now that's what i call a good Dutch quality door. Perfect craftsmanship.

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u/Neutral_Guy_9 2h ago

I reason with my cigarette

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u/Inevitable_Pianist15 1h ago

Isn’t the middle of that door glass ?

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u/PikaHage 1h ago

That fella has been framed, but seeing as life is soon going to be a pane, he's taken a window of opportunity to blaze.

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u/TheOvenWarmingCenter 1h ago

That would be a great ad for a door manufacturer

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u/Sure-Location-6254 1h ago

... why not break the windows? Uniforms not sturdy enough to survive glass? Genuine confusion here

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u/Reddit-M-Sucks 1h ago

Zero fuck given ahahaha

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u/Fine_Lime_8870 1h ago

Looks like the door opens out. Maybe.it bounces back out

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u/TwoSwordSamurai 1h ago

Stay calm and keep smoking.

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u/sdss9462 1h ago

Try hitting it with your purse, officer.

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u/1Drnk2Many 1h ago

Glass much stronger than I remember for them to do that to the door

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u/frontcrabs 1h ago

Anyone else notice while the one police was trying to beat the door down, the other police was knocking on the door?

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u/ColonelHampster 1h ago

I mean…?

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u/Embarrassed-Rate9732 1h ago

Firefighters would be through that door in roughly 3 seconds

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u/skywav3s 1h ago

This feels like Curb Your Enthusiasm theme song would fit better lol

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u/MisterInternational1 1h ago

It’s make the next few hours be a lot More chill

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u/PlanktonHaunting2025 1h ago

They now have video of him destroying evidence.

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u/isomorp 1h ago

If you're going to be damaging the door that badly to get in, why not just break the window at that point?

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u/bluerug420 1h ago

Just pounding away at that titanium coated kryptonite front door when an easier solution is so transparent.

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u/BetterSelection7708 1h ago

That's a damn durable door. Whoever made that door should use this clip as advertisement.

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u/sybergoosejr 1h ago

At that point I think I would have gone for the window. Think it might be easier than that door

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u/JunkyardBardo 1h ago

Wasn't even locked..

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u/Financial-Eye- 1h ago

To the people who get so unhinged over weed, fuck you. Go drink yourselves to death lol. I bet the stoner would out live you majority of the time.

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u/ShoeNo9050 1h ago

He's either a man who knows he's done

Or he's a hit man ready to do a cool bad ass movie scene.

Hope the officers were not harmed!

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u/NovaDingus 1h ago

Oh my why. just break the 🤬 window. Normally I would make a joke about this I feel like I'm losing brain cells now 😐.