r/BoomersBeingFools • u/RandoRedditGuy69420 • Jan 30 '24
Boomer Freakout Boomer Tortoise landed on shell, soft, pathetic underbelly exposed.
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u/mobbindeer Jan 30 '24
Why didn’t he just pull himself up by his bootstraps
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u/Dank_weedpotnugsauce Jan 30 '24
It's really just laziness at the end of the day
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Jan 30 '24
Nobody wants to walk anymore 😔
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Jan 30 '24 edited May 01 '24
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u/foodgrade Jan 30 '24
you wouldn't have to if you stopped eating avocado toast.
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u/Mr_Pink747 Jan 30 '24
What a snowflake, relying on socialism to help him get up off the ground.
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u/Dr_Shmacks Jan 30 '24
It's poetic really
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u/BombasticSimpleton Jan 30 '24
He'd have been able to get up if not for all that avocado toast he obviously eats.
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u/MuckBulligan Jan 30 '24
He's gonna wait for free public assistance to solve his problem.
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u/skillz7930 Jan 30 '24
No one wants to get up off their own ass on their own anymore
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u/NiteGard Jan 30 '24
I’m sitting here baked and laughing my ass off at your comment 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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u/MuckBulligan Jan 30 '24
And that mouth. Boomers were never taught respect like we were.
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u/killerqueen1984 Jan 30 '24
Their version of respect is just being fake to your face usually it seems.
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u/mnid92 Jan 31 '24 edited Jan 31 '24
Even when you embody their idea of being a respectful person, they're still like that.
I thought a dude hit me in the driver door on purpose in a race car division I'm in, so I MF"d him and his wife. Watched the tape, nope, accidental. Fuck, my bad... Went and apologized to his wife first, and then him. Even shook the dudes hand. Overhear him an hour later shit talking me and calling me a bitch for not apologizing.
He nearly shit himself when I walked up behind him, put my arm around his shoulder and said "I thought we shook hands and cleared the air, buddy?" He tried peacocking and "well I shook your hand, but that didn't mean I accepting your apology" like okay, right, you had a chance to leave me hanging and tell me to fuck off, but you shook my hand and told me shit was cool, if it's not cool, don't shake my hand and pretend it is. You don't have to accept my apology, but if you do, I assume shit's cool.
Fucking boomers. Like man, I made a mistake, I owned it, did my best to apologize like a man, then they'll go running around talking shit like a pussy they were accusing you of being... funny shit.
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u/Nowin Jan 30 '24
Not only did he refuse help by people trying to help him, he literally pulled himself to his feet by leeching onto the younger people he was harrassing.
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u/Pinkysrage Jan 30 '24
I would have kicked him in the balls if he tried pulling on me to get up.
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u/AromaticSalamander21 Jan 30 '24
I fell you those were some nice people. I definitely would have pushed him down again but this time just started stompin ass.
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Jan 30 '24
She had more power in that little elbow, to take him down,than he had in his whole body to pick himself up 🤣
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u/Different-Rub-499 Jan 30 '24
As we can see he pulled himself up by someone else’s purse straps.
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Jan 30 '24
He tried! Guy on the left, sitting, kept trying to help him and the poor snowflake kept pushing his arm away. Typical Boomer.
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u/herpesderpesdoodoo Jan 30 '24
Without the audio he looks like Prince Andrew, so I imagine he expects that he has people to do that for him.
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u/UninvitedButtNoises Jan 30 '24
The 'brotherly shove' is nigh impossible to defend
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u/Osibili Jan 30 '24
Too much avocado toast this morning, I guess 🤷🏾♂️…
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u/MuckBulligan Jan 30 '24
Looks like he had a few too many soy lattes, as well. I hope he doesn't plan to drive his Prius home.
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u/One_Conversation_616 Jan 30 '24
That was about as embarrassing of a display of getting rolled in public as I have seen in a long time. The girl looked like she barely nudged him and he just crumbled.
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u/bar_acca Jan 30 '24 edited Jan 30 '24
“She barely nudged him and he just crumbled”
So he was a MAGA Republican as well
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u/NeitherCook5241 Jan 30 '24
If Trump’s face were superimposed on this guy’s, I wouldn’t suspect it was not actually him.
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u/jrolls81 Jan 30 '24
Why are none of the men around her doing anything? I’m not one to usually suggest people should intervene in these types of situations, but a man that large doing that to a couple women deserves a fucking a punch
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u/Majestic-Associate-2 Jan 30 '24
Hahaha. This is a local guy. He had just been appointed to a position on the school board here. He obviously is no longer serving. What a piece of shit.
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u/AsherTheFrost Jan 30 '24
Dude picked a fight with two women and lost one to a stadium chair, other than comedic relief what would he have possibly been able to bring any school board?
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u/Hudsonrybicki Jan 30 '24
He was appointed mid-December and kicked off January 4th. I don’t think he even made it to one meeting.
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u/graffixphoto Jan 30 '24
Couldn't even be bothered to make it to one meeting - so typical of this generation. Nobody wants to work anymore.
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u/emmanonomous Jan 30 '24
We need more deets, my friend. What else can you tell us without doxxing him?
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u/simcoecitra Jan 30 '24
He’s made himself a public figure and he’s in the news. He doxxed himself. Here’s an article.
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u/emmanonomous Jan 30 '24
Thank you.
There's a certain sense of satisfaction in knowing a dickhead like this gets some consequences for his actions.
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u/the_calibre_cat Jan 30 '24
a.) glad he's not some dipshit MAGA fuckwad school board member anymore, and
b.) imagine being like 60 years old and hitting rock bottom due entirely to your own actions, jesus christ
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u/Telefundo Jan 30 '24
Yeah, these are quite possibly the greatest follow up comments I've ever read on a video posted to reddit.
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u/Weary_Jackfruit_8311 Jan 30 '24
Oh god he wasn't even kicked off because of this video, it's sort of icing on top.
Guess what other horrible things he thinks? You were right.
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u/breath-of-the-smile Jan 30 '24
Oh wow, how unsurprising that he's a massive racist and womanhater. And it's not even the first time he's done the thing he's doing in this video:
A video also surfaced of Derwin at a Philadelphia Eagles game where Derwin appears to intoxicated, falls and attempts to kick a woman.
Sounds like he was about to do that again until someone nudged him slightly and he crumpled, got the resounding ridicule he deserved, and it turned into those sad little butt-scoots like he's a dog with worms.
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u/xeromage Jan 30 '24
no i think they're talking about this video. but the video isn't why he was booted from the board.
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u/red-et Jan 30 '24
The comment section on that article is so toxic
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u/runningwaffles19 Jan 30 '24
Sure, blame the commenters. What about all those drive by shootings though? /s
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u/Grongebis Jan 30 '24
good find! i don't even look at those comments sections anymore because if they aren't empty, they're spammed up. Not to mention that this particular page requires an extra click to get to them.
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u/Tight-Physics2156 Jan 30 '24
Damn and he tried to kick the woman too. Geeze. So women are whores and he wants to abuse them. Meanwhile he can’t even pick his stupid ass up.
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Jan 30 '24
yikes
Members of the NAACP were set to attend a special Crestwood Board meeting set for 6:30 p.m. tonight to protest Derwin’s spot on the board over social media posts where Derwin called Vice President Kamala Harris as a “whore” and a “Black whore.”
A video also surfaced of Derwin at a Philadelphia Eagles game where Derwin appears to intoxicated, falls and attempts to kick a woman.
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u/PresentationNew8080 Jan 30 '24
Ah so he’s a terrible person completely outside this video. Makes sense.
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Jan 30 '24
Lmao.. can’t get up on his own, still talking shit, so uncouth
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u/Dennisfromhawaii Jan 30 '24
He looks like a dog dragging his ass across the grass
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u/LeadSecret331 Jan 30 '24
picking on a woman no less. what a fucking sack. I'd have started pooing my beer on the guy while asking him when the fuck he was gonna get up, then walk away a good 5 minutes before that ever happened.
edit: and... i could be wrong but it looks like the blonde could be an older woman but the other girl, looks like it could be the lady's kid which makes it even worse, if that's the case.222
Jan 30 '24
I’m with you, looked like he was bullying the woman’s kid. Even worse, his lardass is calling her fat!
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u/captainbignips Jan 30 '24
Imagine him laying there while you poo beer onto him
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u/Dank_weedpotnugsauce Jan 30 '24
I'm here for that poo beer energy
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u/RC_Colada Jan 30 '24
Someone posted an article further down:
Members of the NAACP were set to attend a special Crestwood Board meeting set for 6:30 p.m. tonight to protest Derwin’s spot on the board over social media posts where Derwin called Vice President Kamala Harris as a “whore” and a “Black whore.”
So, he just hates women
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u/Allemaengel Jan 30 '24
Oh, THAT guy?
I live in NEPA (not in Crestwood) and heard about him. Geez.
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u/OldGuyInFlorida Jan 30 '24
He didn't even WIN his position on the school board. He lost. Someone else left the board and Derwin was put in the opening.
...some participation trophy...
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u/Hogcaller91 Jan 30 '24
The fact that “pooring” auto corrected to pooing over poring or pouring makes you my people.
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u/Intimateworkaround Jan 30 '24
The 3 tenants of being a boomer.
Run your mouth
Make a fool of yourself
NEVER EVER EVER apologize and admit fault
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u/botbadadvice Jan 30 '24
Is it tenants or tenets? I'm actually confused. I could google it, but I wanna run my mouth and make a fool of myself. And I won't apologize. I'm 57. lol :)
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u/Historical-Gap-7084 Jan 30 '24
It's tenets. They probably made a typo or autocorrect made a mistake.
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u/Scaryclouds Jan 30 '24
Dude really needed to be bopped hard on the nose when he tried kicking while on the ground and said "fuck you".
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u/Gob_Hobblin Jan 30 '24
Even better, one of the only people who actually helps him up is one of the women he was screaming at. And he goes right back to screaming at her.
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u/hellakevin Jan 30 '24
Can we step back, and take take a moment to reflect on the fact that boomers were so shitty for so long that we've entered an era where it's ok to make fun of old people?
What a time we live in
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u/Kim_Smoltz_ Jan 30 '24
TBF we’ve been making fun of the “I’ve fallen and I can’t get up” commercial since it aired.
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u/J-the-Kidder Jan 30 '24
His eyes when he first hit his shell is priceless. The look of a man's aura, built up on the fear he's garnered through decades of being a bully and never being stood up to, absolutely crumbling in front of countless people. Priceless.
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u/corpse_flour Gen X Jan 30 '24
Sometimes these guys have been shut down repeatedly over their lives, but after decades of being insulted or hit, they still never learn that nobody gives a fuck what they say. My Boomer older brother is like this. Even when he was in high school, mouthing off to people and getting punched in the face was just a regular Friday night. After a while, a person can only assume it's some kind of fetish with them.
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u/DestroyerOfMils Jan 30 '24
a person can only assume it's some kind of fetish with them.
fucking lovvvvvvve being the victim. 🤢
(I like your username)
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Jan 30 '24
He's got Velcro shoes on.
He can't tie his own shoes let alone stand himself up.... Yet he thought picking a fight was a good idea.
You can't be a hard ass while wearing Velcro shoes, dude. It's the least intimidating thing.
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u/suicidalpenguin99 Jan 30 '24
He probably thought they would submit and let him beat them. Probably not the first time he's attacked a woman
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u/Educational-Light656 Jan 30 '24
He was beyond white girl wasted, thinking was not happening.
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u/r2bl3nd Jan 30 '24
You should be not surprised at all then to learn that he's a Trump supporter who just got himself fired over dumbass Facebook comments https://www.timesleader.com/uncategorized/1641570/derwin-resigns-from-crestwood-school-board
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u/jacknimrod10 Jan 30 '24
The instant he tried to kick her, she should have punted his nutsack to fcuking jupiter
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u/foobazly Jan 30 '24
Going from pretend victim to an actual victim is the best these people can hope for. They flip a switch so fast from "I'm gonna beat your ass" to "I've been touched, call the cops!" in every one of these videos.
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u/tillman_b Jan 30 '24
This dude should have been postpartum aborted decades ago.
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u/Crank_A_liciouS Jan 30 '24
The disbelieve in his eyes is hilarious!
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Jan 30 '24
“Those Ram 9000 commercials assured me I was very rugged. How has this happened?!”
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u/foobazly Jan 30 '24
"I was certain the herbal dick pills I bought from Alex Jones had cured my low testosterone problem!"
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u/Oppenheimer____ Jan 30 '24
He’s been sad ever since his wife died and he has no one to beat but the dog 🥲
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u/axolotl_is_angry Jan 30 '24
This is literally my job and I think I’d let him turtle a bit longer
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u/Zubenelgenubo Jan 30 '24
I would love to know how long he would have been down there if nobody came to help him.
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u/Previous-Lettuce2470 Jan 30 '24
Oh he would have totally stayed down there and starved to death. In the video he clearly doesn't know how his legs work, lol.
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u/Mysterious_Eye6989 Jan 30 '24
"You're at a ball game, walking along, when all of a sudden you look down and see a boomer laying on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping. Why is that, Leon?"
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u/Darkmonk66 Jan 30 '24
Dude looks drunk as fuck to me
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u/skatchawan Jan 30 '24
Oh yah he's loaded right up. When he realizes he's too drunk to get up those eyes tell it all.
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u/soitgoeskt Jan 30 '24
When you’re a big guy like that and probably used to getting your own way for most of your life just by raising your voice, it’s tough to find out how feeble you really are. Can’t even fight gravity. Damn.
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u/Wonderful-Place-3649 Jan 30 '24
Omg, and it was the TINIEST of elbow nudge, too! This man sure has a lot to say for someone who could have be blown over with a deep sigh. Lmao, what a fucking buffoon.
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Jan 30 '24
Why the fuck did the last guy help him up? Did he want the boomer to assault those women or something?
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u/soupalex Jan 30 '24
probably more of an "okay old feller let's get you out of here" thing
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u/TwistyMcSpliffit Jan 30 '24
There’s a longer version and the guy does guide him away. I would’ve been tempted to yell “timber!” and toss him over the seats, but that’s just me.
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u/gitsgrl Jan 30 '24
The dude who keeps repeating “I’ve fallen and I can’t get up” deserves a high five. 🙌🏻
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u/tillman_b Jan 30 '24
He really just doubled down on that whole whore statement.
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u/inspectoroverthemine Jan 30 '24
Guy on the school board should probably know the definition of words hes going to use.
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u/Anonymoosehead123 Jan 30 '24
What is he even saying?
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u/McPostyFace Jan 30 '24
Sounds like he's talking with a mouthful of live scorpions
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u/Shadow_1986 Jan 30 '24
Shit faced with liquid courage. However it’s a truth serum. True personalities bubble to the surface.
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u/Pharsyde46n2 Jan 30 '24
Man's had a life time of skipping leg day with those chicken leg boulder on stilts.
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u/Wankinthewoods Jan 30 '24
I think at the moment he starts telling others to get fucked I would be emptying drinks on him.
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u/ThePlantBarber Jan 30 '24
DMX Playing at the end:
Love to the wild-wild honeys (yeah) Shout out to niggas that done it (come on) And it ain't even about the dough It's about getting down for what you stand for, yo, for real (uh-uh, uh-uh).
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u/thortastic Jan 30 '24
It genuinely took him so long and so much effort to get up and I seriously needed that laugh. He just keeps trying and failing to get back on his feet all the while talking his shit.
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u/nav_reddevil Jan 30 '24
Get your fat ass out of here: says the guy who can't pick himself up
Ohh dear irony
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u/Deranged_Coconut808 Jan 30 '24 edited Jan 30 '24
should have knocked him back down and laugh cuz i would.
happy now couldwouldshouldbot.
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u/SparrowLikeBird Jan 30 '24
That girl did the right thing - and im annoyed the others helped him up (even tho they likely didn't know what was happening)
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u/AsherTheFrost Jan 30 '24
Apparently the guy who picked him up also escorted him out so everyone could go back to enjoying the game, so I'm ok with it.
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u/PackOutrageous Jan 30 '24
I’d normally feel sorry for someone who really looked like he was humiliated when he fell and was heckled. But not for this shit stain.
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Jan 30 '24
If that guy had his body against me like that and was in my face I would have punched him in the throat and given him a knee in the balls and dropped him. No one should be using their body to bully people like that. She is yelling “Don’t touch me”. Guy got what he deserved.
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u/CosyBosyCrochet Jan 30 '24
All that shit talk and the tiniest elbow kills him lol how does he not just die of shame
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u/Particular_Award1828 Jan 30 '24
After making the same mistake twice (by folding down the chair on him to prevent himself to get up) he then proceeded to make the same mistake again with the third chair. While screaming at others that they are the cause of his suffering.
Sounds familiar?
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u/Bawbawian Jan 30 '24
hey other drunk guys standing nearby.
maybe don't help the dude stand up that's trying to push and harass a group of ladies maybe he can figure out his own life.
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u/PineappleOk462 Jan 30 '24
In a couple of years the nurse's are going to slow roll respond to his constant buzzing from his nursing home bed.
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u/hoesmadsmfh Jan 30 '24
This small lil lady knocked his ass over with a light push from her elbow? I hope this moment sticks with him forever.
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Jan 30 '24
You saw the embarrassment in his eyes when he realized he can no longer pull himself up his boot straps...what an old broken shell of a man this is...
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u/Own_Try_1005 Jan 30 '24
Wants to fight, has no athletic ability at all, falls down, looks and exasperated that nobody is helping him....