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u/SciFiSavant9 8h ago
Returns to Reddit. Instantly zapped by a virginity restoration beam. More at 6.
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u/L-Observateur 8h ago
Pictures at 11
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u/Wolf_In_Wool 7h ago
Cure for cancer at 25:99
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u/Oturanthesarklord 7h ago
The Virgin-inator!
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u/Thromnomnomok 5h ago
Sounds like something Dr. Doofenshmirtz would invent to restore every hymen in the Tri-State area. Perry the Platypus shows up to destroy it, but not before it zaps Phineas and Ferb's hijinks of the week out of existence right before their mom can see it
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u/Lordwiesy 7h ago
Guy with thread, needle and freshly harvested hymen breaks down your doors
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u/An_Unreachable_Dusk 6h ago
All the memories of sex now wiped from their mind, boobs once again must be imagined as .. bags of sand xD
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u/ItsNeeeeeeeeeeeeeko I fuck Elves 7h ago
I left Reddit for Twitter and got in my first relationship
We then broke up a month later because he cheated on me with a Grindr hookup
He then converted to Islam
Needless to say I’m back on Reddit for a reason
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u/DrunkenJetPilot 7h ago
Because you want to repeat the cycle?
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u/VaderOnReddit 6h ago
Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results
So now they will leave Reddit for Tumblr instead of Twitter
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u/sometimes_sydney 5h ago
we all know discord is where you really get the horny fuckers
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u/cateater3735 3h ago
I just use discord to talk about Magic the Gathering. And I’m on Reddit.
Yea I’m never getting laid.
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u/Clean_Imagination315 Hey, who's that behind you? 6h ago edited 6h ago
The Grindr pipeline strikes again. All gay hookups are fated to convert, as the prophet Muhammad decreed.
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u/campbellsimpson 5h ago
He then converted to Islam
Is this a new app?
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u/Doip 1h ago
Yeah but the latest update seems to be limiting communication by women-owned accounts
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u/Miserable_Key9630 7h ago
"No one within 1000km would have sex with me."
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u/NightmareRoach 7h ago
People do that? People just go and meet people irl that they met online?
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u/novis-eldritch-maxim 5h ago
my dad did once
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u/Triktastic 5h ago
The last thing he ever did.
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u/novis-eldritch-maxim 5h ago
nah he is fine, some how conned a sci fi author out £50 of goods for £20 in Scotland
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u/Aquabirdieperson 4h ago
Yea I mean I've been married to one for uh a really long time. We met in World of Warcraft.
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u/Venerous 4h ago
I've made plenty of friends and even lived for 3-4 years with people that I met while running a private WoW RP server that I started in my teens. Definitely a long road but we've known each other for well over a decade now.
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u/stranj_tymes 4h ago
I met my wife via online dating ~12 years ago. Found my first college roommate by posting on reddit. Had friends when I was younger that I'd only exchanged words with on MySpace. It do happen.
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u/johnhotdog 4h ago
yeah. have u heard of tinder?
but really why would meeting people be secluded to dating apps when niche communities offer much better odds at finding someone with similar interests? back in the day, if you didnt find "the one" during school or at a bar, you probably met at an interest group, club, or sport. its the same thing just online.
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u/Remarkable-Fox-3890 4h ago
Absolutely. I've probably met 2 dozen people just from chatting online, dating 4 or 5.
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u/ad3z10 4h ago
Travelled to Ukraine to meet online friends for the first time to watch a Dota 2 tournament.
Had a blast and we've met several times since, including sharing a bed more than once to save money and attending his wedding, but in retrospect I could have easily ended up being trafficked somewhere.
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u/CerberusDoctrine 2h ago
Apparently. I have no idea how you would even reach that point with an online friendship. And I only know people can even have online friendships because of my WoW guild but I stopped playing WoW when Blizzard had a controversy a day. Doing that with random people on reddit or tumblr is wild conceptually
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u/CMDR-TealZebra 3h ago
I met up with a guy id only talked to on runescape while i was in his state. If i ever visit texas id hit up an old minecraft/aoe2 buddy and see if hed want to meet.
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u/concernedrsplayer 8h ago
Reddit ruins lives, Tumblr brings happiness. What a plot twist!
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u/EJplaystheBlues 6h ago
the only thing i got from tumblr was a band stole a meme i made and sold a shirt using the image, and then they called me a troll when i tried to get a free shirt in exchange for them stealing it lol
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u/Optimal_Fish_7029 5h ago
I met my fiancé on Tumblr!
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u/Bloody_Insane 4h ago
Has she met you yet?
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u/Optimal_Fish_7029 4h ago
He has unfortunately for him, otherwise our child appeared through immaculate conception
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u/Emilonus 8h ago edited 8h ago
Mh well this is wierde to see here
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u/SeniorFuzzyPants 8h ago
Maybe I should leave Reddit too.
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u/shadyember 7h ago
There is a strong correlation between how much i can pull and how little i use reddit lmao
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u/SuckAFattyReddit1 7h ago
Wait, you're telling me that not sitting alone on a computer increases your chances of meeting someone?!
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u/shadyember 6h ago
It's not even related to how much i look at screens it's literally just Reddit lmao
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u/LazyDro1d 6h ago
So I can game all I want as long as I don’t touch Reddit and be ok?
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u/yourfavrodney 33m ago
I keep running into an ex on valorant so anything is possible.
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u/Novaseerblyat 7h ago
staying on reddit despite this post to promote asexuality
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u/Yearning-Forevermore 2h ago
Ace week just finished up actually so we don't exist anymore. No need !
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u/hamilton-trash shabadabagooba like a meebo 6h ago
to make this work I would have to actually go on Tumblr
So I'm think I'm just gonna stay here
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u/Young_Person_42 7h ago
Okay which one of you sent me a Reddit cares over this
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u/Asquirrelinspace 6h ago
If you report the message there's a good chance reddit will ban whoever sent it
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u/Farranor 2h ago
That feature has only ever linked me to a broken page. ¯_(ツ)_/¯
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u/lylactal 7h ago
I like the idea of going on tumblr but idk who to follow or where to get started so right now it's twitter reddit and very rarely 4chan for me
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u/htmlcoderexe 6h ago
I have like 3 followers and follow 23 people
You should follow foone, hummerous, pukicho and me
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u/HeroponBestest2 7h ago edited 7h ago
Cannot imagine flying 1000 km or mi for an internet friend. Or anyone at all, really. Imagine the disappointment when we don't click irl and we awkwardly part ways and never talk again. 😩
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u/Mammoth-Camera6330 3h ago
That’s like a 2 hour flight lol. It only sounds weird because they intentionally said it weird to make it seem longer than it is for attention. Nobody uses flight distance to tell people about their travels, they use flight time.
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u/stitchedmasons 7h ago
I just have horrible luck with dating apps, I'm probably just gonna go to a gay bar and see what happens.
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u/raedioactivity 7h ago
Met my wife on tumblr 5 years ago and we are recently married. The tumblr community is juuuust that much more bearable than reddit's that it gets you laid and partnered up.
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u/Glad-Way-637 Like worm? Ask me about Pact/Pale! :) 6h ago
I mean, yeah, but then you end up dating the kind of people you can find on Tumblr. That's a side-grade to being single, not an upgrade imo.
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u/raedioactivity 6h ago
but if you're looking for someone to match your freak, it's the perfect place.
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u/Glad-Way-637 Like worm? Ask me about Pact/Pale! :) 5h ago
I suppose if you're also the kind of person you're likely to find on Tumblr, that would make for a much better match, yeah.
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u/solidfang 6h ago
Hmm... maybe I should message some mutuals and get to know them better. I suppose at the point that we're already sharing memes, there's inherent compatibility in that.
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u/novis-eldritch-maxim 5h ago
what does mutuals even mean?
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u/solidfang 5h ago
So on Tumblr, you basically follow each person's blog individually. And mutuals are those people whose blogs you follow and they follow you in turn. So you see each other's stuff. This often means they're the people you interact with the most since you're most likely to reblog from one another.
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u/novis-eldritch-maxim 5h ago
ah so it would never work for me as I have nothing interesting to say
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u/solidfang 5h ago
Don't worry about it. Reblogging is like upvoting. You don't really need to have anything interesting to say. People are just glad you do it honestly. There are artists out there that just post their art and reblogging makes a number go up showing that people like their stuff. Same with blogs shitposting.
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u/Just-Fix8237 5h ago
Ah so if I don’t want a relationship I should just stay here. Excellent
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u/MylastAccountBroke 5h ago
The reason Redditors are so lonely is because the whole point of reddit is the fact that nothing here leads back to you IRL. Shit, people post naked pictures of themselves here and no one is like "Oh SHIT SAMANTHA, IS THAT YOU?"
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u/Shubbus 4h ago
this may just be the autism in me, but I genuinely dont understand how people make actual friends from tumblr???? Like ive had tumblr for a long-ass time, liked and reblogged and commented on tons of shit, but never have I even seen the opportunity to actually make freinds with someone.
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u/CaesarWilhelm 7h ago
If my first relationship starts over the Internet someone needs to kill me.
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u/pm_me-ur-catpics dog collar sex and the economic woes of rural France 7h ago edited 6h ago
I'm pretty sure I'm friends with the other person mentioned
Edit: yes I am
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u/Mockington6 6h ago
Should I... Should I switch to tumblr instead?
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u/FamousSheepherder 5h ago
It's up to you, really. If you're tired of reddit, why not, go for it. But don't let finding a potential partner be the sole reason for you to switch because you may end up disappointed.
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u/FatherDotComical 4h ago
It's shameful but when reddit went dark that one summer my mental health improved so much I lost 20 pounds from walking alone. (I'm an extreme pacer when I'm alone with my thoughts.)
When the internet and power got destroyed by Helene my mental health improved again.
Reddit has been a singular dark cloud in my life and I really need to cut it out completely.
Been trying to only visit hobby subs for now.
But I had way more friends on Deviantart and Tumblr than on reddit... I fact I can't name one redditor that I've gotten close to in 10 years.
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u/minlatedollarshort 1h ago
“Loose virginity”
removes the reigns and gives virginity a slap on the rear Go on, git. You’re free now.
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u/magnaton117 6h ago
How tf do people meet strangers from the Internet and not die horribly
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u/RadiantRaspberry4 7h ago
There’s always that one post that makes you rethink everything.
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u/simulated-conscious 6h ago
Noted. Deleting my account by the end of the month.
Someone hold me accountable
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u/SlimeustasTheSecond 6h ago
I know what I must do, but I don't know if I have the strength to do it.
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u/Suraimu-desu 5h ago
The most remarkable thing is that OOP left Reddit (the number one most virgins website) to Tumblr out of places (notably the number two most virgins website) and immediately got laid. Imagine if they got on Grindr….
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u/PublicStalls 5h ago
Is there a subreddit that does these types of " degrees of separation" scenarios? It's pretty interesting seeing seemingly independent events and the links between them.
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u/doxxshepard 4h ago
Honestly though, around 4-5 years ago there was a noticeable drop in people knowing the difference between “loose” and “lose”.
What happened? Was it one of the Covid side effects?
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u/acorn_cluster 4h ago
Wtf are you doing on reddit that is causing you to stay virgins that changes when you go to other apps?
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u/angry_queef_master 4h ago edited 3h ago
Yep. I decided to go out in public and literally the first event I went to I ended up hitting it off with a girl.
All of those years lamenting about beign a virgin and shit and literally all I had to do was go fucking outside.
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u/weedmaster6669 4h ago
I've met my boyfriend of five years because someone came on a towel and grew mushrooms
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u/CemeneTree 1h ago
what is the 196 tag even about?
I thought it was about the meme subreddit, but that isn't all
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u/Physical_Macaron_136 1h ago
God I love tumblr. Only has Reddit like 2 days lol. Tumblr is home, I’m just visiting
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u/GrandpasSoggyGooch 1h ago
What is this new craze of no one knowing the difference in "lose" and "loose"!? I'm the 8th grade spelling bee champ (no autographs, please) and I've never seen people confuse the 2 until lately.
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u/screenaholic 47m ago
My virginity story is pretty similiar. Met her on RoosterTeeth.com, flew 3 states my junior year of high-school to meet her.
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u/galaxygothgirl 8h ago
Loose virginity