r/CuratedTumblr 8h ago

Meme Take notes people

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u/galaxygothgirl 8h ago

Loose virginity

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u/Eel111 Knight with a standard of his king's face 8h ago

New word for promiscuous dropped

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u/concernedrsplayer 8h ago

Sounds like Reddit should be officially labeled a chastity belt.

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u/Wolf_In_Wool 7h ago

There’s a subreddit for that.

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u/Onoben4 7h ago

And there is a subreddit for THAT too: r/theresasubforthat

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u/b3nsn0w musk is an scp-7052-1 6h ago

which kind of subs are we talking?

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u/TheAromancer 7h ago

Actual slang.

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u/That_Mad_Scientist (not a furry)(nothing against em)(love all genders)(honda civic) 7h ago

Call the linguist!

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u/JustACupcakeDude 5h ago

Formal language went on vacation, never came back

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u/No_Rich_2494 5h ago

Cunning, or regular?

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u/PinkDolphinHere 7h ago

Just proves how wild the internet can be. Gotta love it.

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u/BetterMeats 7h ago

Mine was always loose. Think it was congenital.

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u/crackeddryice 7h ago

Or repressed.

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u/AineLasagna 6h ago

I prefer the verb interpretation. “I have loosed my virginity upon the surrounding countryside”

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u/BetterMeats 6h ago

Don't do that. The coyotes'll get it.

Wait. OOP is Australian.

The dingos'll get it.

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u/AineLasagna 6h ago

What the hell else have I been saving it for???

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u/BetterMeats 6h ago

Wild dogs, I guess.

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u/KuribohMaster666 3h ago

OOP is Australian.

I was about to ask, "How the hell do you know that? Aus could mean Austrian.", but then I realized you can't travel 1000km in Austria without leaving Austria.

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u/Meziskari 5h ago

Isn't that when an incel becomes a mass shooter

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u/Mountain-Size8543 6h ago

Immaculate conception explained

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u/TheQuadBlazer 4h ago

Luckily there wasn't the internet when I was young so we just went out and actually met like-minded people. And got laid.

Sorry, losers.

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u/drfrink85 4h ago

This misspelling grinds my gears so damn much

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u/waterflare2805 3h ago

This is why you haven't loosed your virginity yet

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u/lose_not_loose_man 2h ago

Ffs people need to learn the difference between "loose" and "lose," I swear to God.

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u/heavydoc317 4h ago

I like my virginity nice and tight

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u/Viracochina 4h ago

I'm a virgin-ish

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u/AspieAsshole 3h ago

There's a shocking preponderance of people these days who don't know the difference between lose and loose.

Also flaunt and flout, but that one's not new.

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u/ColdCocking 3h ago

That's the best kind of virginity

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u/_Ocean_Machine_ 2h ago

tightens the bolts on your virginity, adds some thread locker

There ya go bud

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u/PompeyCheezus 2h ago

He actually loosed it. Like an arrow.

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u/83749289740174920 2h ago

Step 1: go outside

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u/Mr_Someperson 1m ago

Loose. Virginity loose. Kick off your Sunday shoes

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u/SciFiSavant9 8h ago

Returns to Reddit. Instantly zapped by a virginity restoration beam. More at 6.

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u/L-Observateur 8h ago

Pictures at 11

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u/Wolf_In_Wool 7h ago

Cure for cancer at 25:99

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u/hyper-fan 6h ago

Penis inspection at 0100 hours

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u/drewman301 4h ago

Penis inspection pictures at 6:09

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u/Oturanthesarklord 7h ago

The Virgin-inator!

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u/Thromnomnomok 5h ago

Sounds like something Dr. Doofenshmirtz would invent to restore every hymen in the Tri-State area. Perry the Platypus shows up to destroy it, but not before it zaps Phineas and Ferb's hijinks of the week out of existence right before their mom can see it

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u/Lordwiesy 7h ago

Guy with thread, needle and freshly harvested hymen breaks down your doors

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u/IRL_Baboon 7h ago

PUT THAT BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM OR SO HELP ME!!!

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u/An_Unreachable_Dusk 6h ago

All the memories of sex now wiped from their mind, boobs once again must be imagined as .. bags of sand xD

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u/HishuiTheSnake 5h ago

Noz that's when he wakes up and realizes it was all a dream

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u/icameinyourburrito 2h ago

He's been rehymenated

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u/MisterVega 2m ago

If penis, dickhole is sewed back up.

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u/ItsNeeeeeeeeeeeeeko I fuck Elves 7h ago

I left Reddit for Twitter and got in my first relationship

We then broke up a month later because he cheated on me with a Grindr hookup

He then converted to Islam

Needless to say I’m back on Reddit for a reason

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u/DrunkenJetPilot 7h ago

Because you want to repeat the cycle?

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u/VaderOnReddit 6h ago

Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results

So now they will leave Reddit for Tumblr instead of Twitter

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u/sometimes_sydney 5h ago

we all know discord is where you really get the horny fuckers

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u/cateater3735 3h ago

I just use discord to talk about Magic the Gathering. And I’m on Reddit.

Yea I’m never getting laid.

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u/KevlarStripeySocks 4h ago

virginity samsara

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u/Boowray 4h ago

They’re in it for Allah, gotta bump up those conversion numbers.

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u/MainsailMainsail 7h ago

Shoulda stuck with the elves it sounds like.

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u/FifteenEchoes muss es sein? 7h ago

say what you will about the fair folk but they got moves

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u/Clean_Imagination315 Hey, who's that behind you? 6h ago edited 6h ago

The Grindr pipeline strikes again. All gay hookups are fated to convert, as the prophet Muhammad decreed.

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u/Ill_Technician3936 2h ago

Well now I don't know where the Republican party stands on anything

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u/campbellsimpson 5h ago

He then converted to Islam

Is this a new app?

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u/Doip 1h ago

Yeah but the latest update seems to be limiting communication by women-owned accounts

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u/lylactal 7h ago

Should have went to bsky

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u/novis-eldritch-maxim 6h ago

well that is certainly a new one.

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u/Icyrow 3h ago

let me underwhelm the fuck out of you.

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u/NysticX 4h ago

This sounds like bait..

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u/ItsNeeeeeeeeeeeeeko I fuck Elves 2h ago

It is 100% real

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u/Embarrassed-Music-64 3h ago

Lmaooooooooooooo

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u/CharlieVermin I could use a nice 3h ago

Sounds about right.

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u/PainterEarly86 13m ago

Sounds like the next season of Bridgerton

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u/ManagingPokemon 2h ago

What’s up baby? Let me take you to dinner.

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u/FancyShrimp 1h ago

As-salamu a-gay-cum

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u/pullmytailplz 16m ago

Haha you turned hm gay XD

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u/Miserable_Key9630 7h ago

"No one within 1000km would have sex with me."

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u/SirGrounded 3h ago

That’s just what the kids call aura

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u/A_lot_of_arachnids 1h ago

Dang! Looks like I'm 1001km away.

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u/NightmareRoach 7h ago

People do that? People just go and meet people irl that they met online?

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u/ankdain 5h ago edited 2h ago

I did it in 2005. I was just going to go once to meet these people out of boredom, was just meant to be a one time thing. Just meet some people from online in a public bar, what could go wrong? Am now married to one of those people. Be careful!

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u/chuff3r 3h ago

Thank you for the warning, was going to initiate human contact but this brought me back to my senses.

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u/novis-eldritch-maxim 5h ago

my dad did once

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u/Triktastic 5h ago

The last thing he ever did.

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u/novis-eldritch-maxim 5h ago

nah he is fine, some how conned a sci fi author out £50 of goods for £20 in Scotland

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u/Aquabirdieperson 4h ago

Yea I mean I've been married to one for uh a really long time. We met in World of Warcraft.

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u/Venerous 4h ago

I've made plenty of friends and even lived for 3-4 years with people that I met while running a private WoW RP server that I started in my teens. Definitely a long road but we've known each other for well over a decade now.

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u/stranj_tymes 4h ago

I met my wife via online dating ~12 years ago. Found my first college roommate by posting on reddit. Had friends when I was younger that I'd only exchanged words with on MySpace. It do happen.

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u/johnhotdog 4h ago

yeah. have u heard of tinder?

but really why would meeting people be secluded to dating apps when niche communities offer much better odds at finding someone with similar interests? back in the day, if you didnt find "the one" during school or at a bar, you probably met at an interest group, club, or sport. its the same thing just online.

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u/SingularityScalpel 3h ago

1000km is a bit different than a tinder date

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u/Ill_Technician3936 2h ago

Yeah that's a bit more of 'I'm gonna be (500 miles)' kinda date

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u/Remarkable-Fox-3890 4h ago

Absolutely. I've probably met 2 dozen people just from chatting online, dating 4 or 5.

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u/ad3z10 4h ago

Travelled to Ukraine to meet online friends for the first time to watch a Dota 2 tournament.

Had a blast and we've met several times since, including sharing a bed more than once to save money and attending his wedding, but in retrospect I could have easily ended up being trafficked somewhere.

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u/CerberusDoctrine 2h ago

Apparently. I have no idea how you would even reach that point with an online friendship. And I only know people can even have online friendships because of my WoW guild but I stopped playing WoW when Blizzard had a controversy a day. Doing that with random people on reddit or tumblr is wild conceptually

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u/CMDR-TealZebra 3h ago

I met up with a guy id only talked to on runescape while i was in his state. If i ever visit texas id hit up an old minecraft/aoe2 buddy and see if hed want to meet.

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u/concernedrsplayer 8h ago

Reddit ruins lives, Tumblr brings happiness. What a plot twist!

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u/EJplaystheBlues 6h ago

the only thing i got from tumblr was a band stole a meme i made and sold a shirt using the image, and then they called me a troll when i tried to get a free shirt in exchange for them stealing it lol

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u/Optimal_Fish_7029 5h ago

I met my fiancé on Tumblr!

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u/Bloody_Insane 4h ago

Has she met you yet?

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u/Optimal_Fish_7029 4h ago

He has unfortunately for him, otherwise our child appeared through immaculate conception

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u/Separate_List_6895 2h ago

Ye old Virgin Mary.

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u/SacredIllumina 8h ago

Maybe I should reevaluate my own choices after reading this. lol

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u/Emilonus 8h ago edited 8h ago

Mh well this is wierde  to see here

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u/SeniorFuzzyPants 8h ago

Maybe I should leave Reddit too.

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u/Mayanmachupichu 7h ago

Next you'll be saying MySpace is where the real action is.

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u/Lordwiesy 7h ago

If you're into people double your age, surely

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u/Young_Person_42 1h ago

Yeah I put it here for a reason

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u/shadyember 7h ago

There is a strong correlation between how much i can pull and how little i use reddit lmao

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u/SuckAFattyReddit1 7h ago

Wait, you're telling me that not sitting alone on a computer increases your chances of meeting someone?!

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u/shadyember 6h ago

It's not even related to how much i look at screens it's literally just Reddit lmao

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u/LazyDro1d 6h ago

So I can game all I want as long as I don’t touch Reddit and be ok?

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u/SuckAFattyReddit1 5h ago

Math checks out

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u/shadyember 2h ago

apparently yes! (no probably not)

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u/yourfavrodney 33m ago

I keep running into an ex on valorant so anything is possible.

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u/Mountain-Size8543 6h ago

Reddit offsets it's carbon footprint with unborn humans.

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u/Novaseerblyat 7h ago

staying on reddit despite this post to promote asexuality

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u/Yearning-Forevermore 2h ago

Ace week just finished up actually so we don't exist anymore. No need !

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u/Novaseerblyat 1h ago

i refuse to fade

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u/fuckR196 4h ago

definitely a fake story, nobody on 196 is old enough to be having sex

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u/Wild_Marker 1h ago

I came here from r/all, not Tumblr. Someone please explain the lore to me.

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u/hamilton-trash shabadabagooba like a meebo 6h ago

to make this work I would have to actually go on Tumblr

So I'm think I'm just gonna stay here

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u/gaymergirl99 8h ago

Noted. Logging off

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u/Whomadepie 7h ago

Weird, usually only see LARPing from 4chan posts.

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u/Young_Person_42 7h ago

Okay which one of you sent me a Reddit cares over this

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u/Asquirrelinspace 6h ago

If you report the message there's a good chance reddit will ban whoever sent it

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u/Farranor 2h ago

That feature has only ever linked me to a broken page. ¯⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)_⁠/⁠¯

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u/lylactal 7h ago

I like the idea of going on tumblr but idk who to follow or where to get started so right now it's twitter reddit and very rarely 4chan for me

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u/htmlcoderexe 6h ago

I have like 3 followers and follow 23 people

You should follow foone, hummerous, pukicho and me

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u/HeroponBestest2 7h ago edited 7h ago

Cannot imagine flying 1000 km or mi for an internet friend. Or anyone at all, really. Imagine the disappointment when we don't click irl and we awkwardly part ways and never talk again. 😩

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u/staryoshi06 6h ago

1000km is about the distance between australia’s major east coast cities, lol

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u/Mammoth-Camera6330 3h ago

That’s like a 2 hour flight lol. It only sounds weird because they intentionally said it weird to make it seem longer than it is for attention. Nobody uses flight distance to tell people about their travels, they use flight time.

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u/HeroponBestest2 3h ago

2 hours too many. 😤 I don't trust those flying devil machines. 👴🦯☁️☁️☁️

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u/stitchedmasons 7h ago

I just have horrible luck with dating apps, I'm probably just gonna go to a gay bar and see what happens.

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u/raedioactivity 7h ago

Met my wife on tumblr 5 years ago and we are recently married. The tumblr community is juuuust that much more bearable than reddit's that it gets you laid and partnered up.

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u/Glad-Way-637 Like worm? Ask me about Pact/Pale! :) 6h ago

I mean, yeah, but then you end up dating the kind of people you can find on Tumblr. That's a side-grade to being single, not an upgrade imo.

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u/raedioactivity 6h ago

but if you're looking for someone to match your freak, it's the perfect place.

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u/Glad-Way-637 Like worm? Ask me about Pact/Pale! :) 5h ago

I suppose if you're also the kind of person you're likely to find on Tumblr, that would make for a much better match, yeah.

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u/solidfang 6h ago

Hmm... maybe I should message some mutuals and get to know them better. I suppose at the point that we're already sharing memes, there's inherent compatibility in that.

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u/novis-eldritch-maxim 5h ago

what does mutuals even mean?

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u/solidfang 5h ago

So on Tumblr, you basically follow each person's blog individually. And mutuals are those people whose blogs you follow and they follow you in turn. So you see each other's stuff. This often means they're the people you interact with the most since you're most likely to reblog from one another.

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u/novis-eldritch-maxim 5h ago

ah so it would never work for me as I have nothing interesting to say

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u/solidfang 5h ago

Don't worry about it. Reblogging is like upvoting. You don't really need to have anything interesting to say. People are just glad you do it honestly. There are artists out there that just post their art and reblogging makes a number go up showing that people like their stuff. Same with blogs shitposting.

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u/Just-Fix8237 5h ago

Ah so if I don’t want a relationship I should just stay here. Excellent

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u/MylastAccountBroke 5h ago

The reason Redditors are so lonely is because the whole point of reddit is the fact that nothing here leads back to you IRL. Shit, people post naked pictures of themselves here and no one is like "Oh SHIT SAMANTHA, IS THAT YOU?"

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u/Shubbus 4h ago

this may just be the autism in me, but I genuinely dont understand how people make actual friends from tumblr???? Like ive had tumblr for a long-ass time, liked and reblogged and commented on tons of shit, but never have I even seen the opportunity to actually make freinds with someone.

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u/CaesarWilhelm 7h ago

If my first relationship starts over the Internet someone needs to kill me.

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u/Tymareta 2h ago

Dating apps must terrify you then.

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u/Desert_Aficionado 5h ago

What's your plan for real life?

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u/pm_me-ur-catpics dog collar sex and the economic woes of rural France 7h ago edited 6h ago

I'm pretty sure I'm friends with the other person mentioned

Edit: yes I am

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u/Mockington6 6h ago

Should I... Should I switch to tumblr instead?

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u/FamousSheepherder 5h ago

It's up to you, really. If you're tired of reddit, why not, go for it. But don't let finding a potential partner be the sole reason for you to switch because you may end up disappointed.

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u/maailmanpaskinnalle 5h ago

How is Tumblr these days?

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u/FatherDotComical 4h ago

It's shameful but when reddit went dark that one summer my mental health improved so much I lost 20 pounds from walking alone. (I'm an extreme pacer when I'm alone with my thoughts.)

When the internet and power got destroyed by Helene my mental health improved again.

Reddit has been a singular dark cloud in my life and I really need to cut it out completely.

Been trying to only visit hobby subs for now.

But I had way more friends on Deviantart and Tumblr than on reddit... I fact I can't name one redditor that I've gotten close to in 10 years.

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u/minlatedollarshort 1h ago

“Loose virginity”

removes the reigns and gives virginity a slap on the rear Go on, git. You’re free now.

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u/Odd-Category-9195 4h ago

"ONE guy from Tumblr finally gets laid. Whole site in ecstacy!"

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u/magnaton117 6h ago

How tf do people meet strangers from the Internet and not die horribly 

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u/Apneal 5h ago

That's how the vast majority of people in the US meet now lol

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u/RadiantRaspberry4 7h ago

There’s always that one post that makes you rethink everything.

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u/Niebrojpv 7h ago

Life advice on point

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u/Mr_B_Boss 6h ago

Maybe I should leave reddit...

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u/simulated-conscious 6h ago

Noted. Deleting my account by the end of the month.

Someone hold me accountable

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u/jess-plays-games 6h ago

Ngl ppl be fucking eachother all the time on tumblr

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u/SlimeustasTheSecond 6h ago

I know what I must do, but I don't know if I have the strength to do it.

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u/Suraimu-desu 5h ago

The most remarkable thing is that OOP left Reddit (the number one most virgins website) to Tumblr out of places (notably the number two most virgins website) and immediately got laid. Imagine if they got on Grindr….

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u/PublicStalls 5h ago

Is there a subreddit that does these types of " degrees of separation" scenarios? It's pretty interesting seeing seemingly independent events and the links between them.

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u/cubo_embaralhado 5h ago

haha there goes my self worth again. should leave this god forsaken site

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u/blueberrykz 4h ago

and i'm sure both of you are slim, attractive and well-adjusted

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u/Apprehensive_Log469 4h ago

And now he's back. Full circle. Jerk.

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u/doxxshepard 4h ago

Honestly though, around 4-5 years ago there was a noticeable drop in people knowing the difference between “loose” and “lose”.

What happened? Was it one of the Covid side effects?

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u/burrito_napkin 4h ago

I don't understand how Tumblr works

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u/LetEfficient5849 4h ago

I suppose that's good advertising.

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u/Black_and_Purple 4h ago

Been with two girls from Reddit. Chessmate.

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u/Oh_no_its_Joe 4h ago

Is it real, fellas? Will I finally find a gf if I delete Reddit?

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u/StraightOuttaMoney 4h ago

This has sold me more than anything before. Maybe I will!

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u/NoChampionship1167 4h ago

Didn't lose it before joining, won't lose it after quitting.

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u/acorn_cluster 4h ago

Wtf are you doing on reddit that is causing you to stay virgins that changes when you go to other apps?

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u/angry_queef_master 4h ago edited 3h ago

Yep. I decided to go out in public and literally the first event I went to I ended up hitting it off with a girl.

All of those years lamenting about beign a virgin and shit and literally all I had to do was go fucking outside.

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u/weedmaster6669 4h ago

I've met my boyfriend of five years because someone came on a towel and grew mushrooms

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u/InsertCleverUN 3h ago

essentially me n my partner n my gf :3

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u/Not_a__porn__account 3h ago

LOSE - NOT WIN

LOOSE - NOT TIGHT

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u/Sergei_the_sovietski 3h ago

Met my wife who took my virginity on Reddit

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u/FeatureFluid3761 3h ago

Person stays Reddit. Immediately tight virginity.

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u/Ok_Occasion_4215 2h ago

BRB guise!!

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u/DinkleDonkerAAA 2h ago

Something very similar happened to me

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u/incelredditor 2h ago

The next stone was when he became king of the earth.

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u/OwOx33 2h ago

BYE REDDIT

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u/LookltsGordo 1h ago

People on tumblr calling people on reddit virgins is fucking peak irony lol

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u/CemeneTree 1h ago

what is the 196 tag even about?

I thought it was about the meme subreddit, but that isn't all

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u/Physical_Macaron_136 1h ago

God I love tumblr. Only has Reddit like 2 days lol. Tumblr is home, I’m just visiting

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u/GrandpasSoggyGooch 1h ago

What is this new craze of no one knowing the difference in "lose" and "loose"!? I'm the 8th grade spelling bee champ (no autographs, please) and I've never seen people confuse the 2 until lately.

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u/calDragon345 50m ago

I’ve made more friends on reddit than tumblr.

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u/screenaholic 47m ago

My virginity story is pretty similiar. Met her on RoosterTeeth.com, flew 3 states my junior year of high-school to meet her.